On the Road (Day 07)

Yesterday at the Gateway Arch candy shop, I bought a packet of old-fashioned horehound hard candy.  They have a couple big negatives:  the first is a weird, unpleasant flavor.  The second is that after the sugary coating has dissolved, they turn into razor blades.  In spite of these drawbacks, I can’t stop eating them.  Nor can I stop the roof of my mouth from bleeding.

We hit some bad weather on our drive between St. Louis and Oklahoma City.  The wind kicked up, shoving cars around on the highway in a scary and dangerous way that kept Adam on his toes.  Along with the dark sky and spitting rain, this seems like a pretty awful place to live.  I keep thinking that heading to Oklahoma City is a fool’s errand and we’re idiots for going there on purpose.  If not for Adam’s meeting, we would certainly be skipping Tornado Alley.

Spending a whole day in the car with three kids alternates from being really pleasant family time (e.g.:  everyone riding along in silence with good music playing) and being a nightmare of irritation and stress.  We’re listening to Classic Vinyl on the radio, which plays songs by Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Freddy Mercury regularly.  I’ll be sitting in the front seat, sucking on candy and blood, contemplating the sad and tragic stories of lives lost too soon when I hear, “Mama. Mama. Hey, Mama.  Mama.”

“What?” I’ll say, thinking this better be good.  I was thinking deep thoughts.

“Umm … what do you think would happen if the roofs of human mouths tasted like chocolate?”

“I don’t want to talk about that,”  I’ll say.

After a few moments of silence, “Mama. Mama.  Hey, Mama.  Mama.”

“What now?”

“Umm …. how would the Earth be different if trees were blue instead of green?”

Listening to the resulting conversation between the kids is like hearing Sheldon Cooper explain how the cheese danish would never have been invented if humans were ruled by a race of super-intelligent beavers.  You’d think the great thing about inventing your own reality is that you can never be wrong about anything that happens in it, but leave it to the kids to end every discussion with bickering over the “rules” of their alternate universe.  They can fight over stuff that doesn’t exist and can’t possibly ever happen.

I am having trouble developing my deep thoughts due to all the inane interruptions.  I keep telling myself that even though I’m wishing we had a limousine privacy window to close in our Expedition, someday I’ll look back on these ridiculous conversations with nostalgia.  I’m living the good old days right now.

On last summer’s car trip through Europe, Isabella recorded one of Holden and Josie’s fights on her iPad.  When things are getting too boring on this car trip, she’ll pull that clip up and successfully restart Holden and Josie’s argument from a year ago.  Their reaction is so predictable it’s funny, which takes all the wind out of our sails when we try to tell her through our own stifled laughter to knock it off.  A laughing parent doesn’t have much authority.

No photos from today.

Tomorrow Adam has his last scheduled meeting and after that chore is complete, we’re truly free to do whatever and go wherever we want.

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St Louis, Missouri (Day 06)

Day 06 — driving from Louisville to St Louis, MO

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After driving through Europe last summer, this trip through the US illustrates just how vast our country is.  Today is the first day we’ve spent several hours in the car all at once.  The land between Louisville, KY and St Louis, MO is largely uninhabited, or at least it feels that way.  I’ve been sitting in the car, watching the endless landscape go by and listening to Classic Vinyl on the satellite radio.  I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about the American road trip tradition.  There is a sense of freedom in having the open road both in front of and behind you, but it’s also tinged with a bit of loneliness.  There is a lot of space here still.

We stopped in a little town called New Harmony.  It’s a Utopia founded in 1814 by a religious fanatic, who named it Harmonie.  After a few years, God told him to move everyone back to Pennsylvania where they’d originally come from, so they sold the entire town to a guy named Robert Owen.  He wanted to create a self-sufficient community based on the secular ideals of equality for all citizens (including women) and rigorous education, particularly in the sciences.  He renamed it New Harmony.  His eventual descendants were key players in creating the Smithsonian Museum and establishing the idea of public libraries. What is notable about New Harmony now is that most of the original buildings have been preserved.

Wall in the visitor's cent.  Many of the entries were "weed" and "bacon" which probably is a pretty good summary of why the Utopia ultimately failed as an intellectual endeavor.

Wall in the visitor’s center. Many of the entries were “weed” and “bacon” … which probably is a pretty good summary of why the Utopia ultimately failed as an intellectual endeavor. People are dumb.

The family working through a labyrinth.  This lead to a long and heated discussing about the differences between mazes and labyrinths.

The family working through a labyrinth. This lead to a long and heated discussion about the differences between mazes and labyrinths.

New Harmony has blocks of preserved buildings dating from 1775 up until 1900.

New Harmony has blocks of preserved buildings dating from 1775 up until 1900.

My friend Randy likes to say that every town has a Dead Pecker Corner; a place where local old men gather to sit, drink coffee, and not talk to each other.  In a cafe around the corner from our hotel in Iceland a few years ago, we found the best example of a Dead Pecker Corner we’ve ever come across; a table near the front window where a rotating crop of old guys would park themselves and stay all day long … that is, the best example we’ve seen until today.

New Harmony is an entire Dead Pecker Town.  We stopped in a little cafe (one of the only places open) and were greeted by a group of seniors sitting at the center table.  In keeping with their long tradition of women’s equality, this Dead Pecker table was 50% female.  That created a much more talkative group than you usually see, although ALL of the talking was being done by the guys.  I guess a group of all dudes doesn’t have much to say, but throw a couple of ladies in the mix and suddenly the gregarious one-ups-manship instinct kicks in.

Anyway, they glommed onto Adam as soon as we walked in the door and sucked him into a long conversation about cameras, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, travel in general, and wanted to know where he was from, where he was going, and where he’d already been.  They were chock full of advice and expertise on every subject.  The ladies all nodded and said, “Yup” every so often.  One lady gestured to the most talkative guy at the table and announced with pride, “This here is the richest man in town.”  He would have thumbed his suspenders if he’d been wearing any, and said “Aw, shucks.  But yep, I guess that’s so.”

Walking around New Harmony made me feel like I’d stepped into a Stephen King novel.  The town immediately prior to it had so many graveyards they probably boast a much larger population of dead citizens than alive ones.  That was a little creepy.  Then comes New Harmony, a town exclusively populated by old people living in an idyllic setting.  Just how old were they?  Is there some kind of Cocoon-like swimming pool that keeps them all alive?  What if they are the original settlers from back in 1824?  Or maybe they are aliens, here on Earth living in their idea of what a human utopia would look like so they could “fit in” and study us.  Maybe that’s what the 3rd degree Adam got in the coffee shop was all about.  This place is a gold mine of ideas for creepy fictional stories.  It’s just a little too perfect, with a population just a little too old and a little too friendly.

Next up was lunch at Applebees, where I noticed the guy sitting behind Adam was wearing an enormous gun on his hip in a quick-release holster. I became a little obsessed with him.  What was his deal?  He looked like he could possibly be an off-duty cop or retired military and we were all safer in his heroic presence… OR …  he could be a paranoid conspiracy theorist with an itchy trigger finger.  Who hears, “Hey, wanna go to Applebees?” and replies, “Yeah!  Just lemme grab my gun.”

We finally made it to St. Louis mid-afternoon and headed downtown to the Gateway Arch.  We bought tickets for the Captain’s Special, which gets you an hour-long ride on a paddle boat on the Mississippi River, and a ride to the top of the Gateway Arch.

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The paddle boat ride was somewhat ruined by the first (probably of many) embarrassing family arguments.  Isabella and Holden got into a squabble jockeying for space at the railing before the boat even left the dock.  In typical Isabella fashion, instead of just backing off when I intervened, she decided to take me on.  If she’s in for a penny, she’s in for a pound.  I eventually had to tag out and send Adam in because I was getting too mad (and so was she.)  So, most of that hour saw Isabella sitting in a folding chair with her arms crossed in a huff on one side of the snack bar, and me sitting in a folding chair with my arms crossed in a huff on the other side of the snack bar.  Holden happily took the coveted railing spot and luxuriated in his good fortune.  Luckily, by the time we docked everyone had cooled off and returned to civilized behavior.

Neighboring boat "Becky Thatcher."  Our identical vessel was "Tom Sawyer."

Neighboring boat “Becky Thatcher.” Our identical vessel was “Tom Sawyer.”

Enjoying the railing view.  It was really hot this afternoon and the breeze felt great.

Enjoying the railing view. It was really hot this afternoon and the breeze felt great.

New bridge construction on the Mississippi.

New bridge construction on the Mississippi.

Going up into the Arch was a freaky experience.  We were wondering how they made the elevators curve to accommodate the arch, and the answer is:  they don’t.  Instead of an elevator, you get into a claustrophobic pod that looks almost exactly like the egg Dr. Evil uses to escape Austin Powers.  They seat five people each, and it’s a tight squeeze.  They appear to work the same way a Ferris wheel does, except that you’re trapped in a tiny spaceship-like death trap with four other freaked out human beings.  The ride up lasts 4 minutes, which is a really long time when you’re trying not to have a panic attack.

The top of the arch is also claustrophobic.  The ceiling is only about 7 feet high, and it’s surprisingly narrow up there.  The viewing windows are set into the side of the arch angled down at the ground, so when you look out the window it looks like you’re hanging out over the side of a cliff.  It’s very unsettling.  Also unsettling is that the arch sways in the wind.

I was desperate to get out of there.  Granted, I don’t have a good track record for going up in famous monuments.  I didn’t have much nice to say about my Eiffel Tower experience, either.  But if you are at all claustrophobic, or don’t like feeling trapped way up high, then maybe going to the top of Gateway Arch is not for you.  I was thankful the Dr. Evil pod ride down was only 3 minutes.  I guess gravity helps shave a whole minute off the descent.

Top of the Gateway Arch, inside.  Note the low ceiling and narrow width.

Top of the Gateway Arch, inside. Note the low ceiling and narrow width.

Holden checking out the views from the top of the Arch.

Holden checking out the views from the top of the Arch.

View of downtown St. Louis.  Busch stadium on the left.  The old Capital building on the right.

View of downtown St. Louis. Busch stadium on the left. The old Capital building on the right.

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Now we’re back at the hotel preparing for tomorrow.  We have to be in Oklahoma City for Adam to attend meetings on Friday morning, so tomorrow is going to be an “iron butt” day in the car.  The GPS says it’s a 7.5 hour ride, which means it will take us closer to 9.

 
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Louisville, Kentucky (Day 4)

Day 04:  Brenda’s post

We continue north toward Louisville.  Adam has work meetings all day on Tuesday there.

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On the way, we stopped at two different Abraham Lincoln related locations. – his birthplace (where he stayed until he was 2) and his boyhood home (where he lived up until around the age of 9).

The cabin he was supposedly born in was salvaged and Teddy Roosevelt had a big marble monument built around it, both as a preservation measure and as an honor. Years later it was discovered not to be the Lincoln family’s original cabin, but was very similar and in the same location.

The cabin itself is a horrid little wooden box, with one tiny window and a short door.  It looks very much like a badly put together double-sized outhouse.  I can’t imagine spending even a short camping trip in something like that, much less trying to raise children.  It has a big fireplace along one wall — and that’s it.  No kitchen area or anything to separate living space from sleeping space, no electricity, no plumbing.  The slave cabins at The Hermitage and Belle Mead were more luxurious and well-appointed.

When people talk about Lincoln’s humble beginnings, I don’t think it really sinks into a modern mind just exactly what that means until you see the house for yourself.  It certainly didn’t for me.  It would be a lot like living in a Storage Wars locker unit, but with the added indignity of a leaky roof and lots of bugs.

Trying on hats and bonnets in the gift shop

Trying on hats and bonnets in the gift shop

Kids racing up the memorial steps - 56 of them for each year of Lincoln's life.  The building sits at the top of the hill and encases the original log cabin foundation.

Kids racing up the memorial steps – 56 of them for each year of Lincoln’s life. The building sits at the top of the hill and encases the original log cabin foundation.

Most folks' garden sheds are larger and nicer on the inside.

Most folks’ garden sheds are larger and nicer on the inside.

His boyhood home was about 20 minutes down the road,  Knob Creek Farm — 30 acres of property (just barely enough for subsistence living for the Lincoln family).  This was their field for growing crops and garden food.
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 Today Knob Creek was a mere trickle, but during rainy season it’s prone to flash flooding. Legend has it that Abraham and a neighbor boy were jumping across Knob Creek one afternoon when a flood hit and Abe was nearly drowned.  The other boy Austin Gollaher, grabbed a branch on the creek bank and saved him with an outstretched stick.
This photo is at the actual location where the Lincolns drew water and where Abe played.
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Holden (in photo for scale) standing in front of the reconstructed boyhood cabin of Abraham Lincoln at Knob Creek

Holden (in photo for scale) standing in front of the reconstructed boyhood cabin of Abraham Lincoln at Knob Creek

Next up was Louisville.  We had lunch at a fantastic little place called Roots that specializes in vegetarian Vietnamese food.  I was so excited by the menu I couldn’t decide what to order.  And as a huge bonus (to me, anyway) there were some gorgeous watercolor paintings for sale by a Vietnamese artist who lives here locally.  I bought my first treasure of the trip and stashed it in the small empty suitcase I brought specifically for treasure-lugging purposes.  Once it’s full, no more treasures — so I have to pace myself.
Me, admiring the watercolors by artist Vo Hai.

Me, admiring the watercolors by artist Vo Hai.

Louisville is probably most famous for it’s Louisville Slugger baseball bat factory.  You can tour the actual working factory, which was interesting to Adam because he “does” factories for a living.

In front of the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory

In front of the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory

This one was really spiffy.  The tour is so well done even the kids were excited about watching machines spit out baseball bats.  And, best of all, at the end of the tour they hand out free mini bats to everyone.  The minis are made out of regular-sized bats that don’t pass quality control.  The Slugger factory does everything they can to make sure the wood they use is kept at the exact right temperature and humidity to avoid warping and cracking, etc. but with a natural substance like wood, there simply are going to be pieces that don’t pass muster.  Each bat is hand inspected, and the Louisville Slugger brand is hand-burned into each bat.  In spite of the modern machinery in the plant, each bat still has a whole lot of work done by actual human hands.

 Isabella checking out the lifesize statues of past patrons - Babe Ruth, in this case.


Isabella checking out the lifesize statues of past patrons – Babe Ruth, in this case.

I didn’t know that individual baseball players have bats custom designed just for them.  At the factory they have templates for every player they’ve designed bats for, and you can order “Derek Jeter’s bat” or “Babe Ruth’s bat.”  They had examples of some of the famous ones, including Pete “Louisville Slugger” Browning, (where the brand name came from) for visitors to hold and examine.  The older ones were surprisingly heavy.
This is the actual bat used by Babe Ruth in the 1927 season.  He put notches into the bat (around the logo) for each dinger.. This bat has only 22 notches until the bat broke and was saved for a museum piece.

This is the actual bat used by Babe Ruth in the 1927 season. He put notches into the bat (around the logo) for each dinger. This bat has only 22 notches until the bat broke and was saved for a museum piece.

 How does one make large quantity of perfect bats?  Large CNC lathes.  The process is actually quite basic.


How does one make large quantity of perfect bats? Large CNC lathes. The process is actually quite basic.

The free mini bats have proven already to be both a blessing and a curse.  The kids absolutely love them … but they also are considered weapons by airport personnel, and for good reason.  (They warned us at the factory to put the bats in checked luggage because airport security will confiscate them if you try to carry them onto your flight.)  I suspect that by this time tomorrow, all three kids will have had their bats confiscated by me.

Last stop of the day was a little hole-in-the-wall place called “Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen.”  Holden and Josie got made-from-scratch mint chocolate chip ice cream, and Adam & I got Traditional “Derby” Kentucky pie, which is basically just regular pecan pie with an added layer of chocolate chips on the bottom.  Isabella chose chocolate cheesecake.

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After eating all that dessert, we decided to retire to the hotel (which has a kitchen) and just eat salads for dinner.  The Kroger grocery store down the street has a great salad bar.  For the health of both our bodies and our wallets, we try to limit ourselves to only one meal in a restaurant each day.  That means dinner is generally salad or fruit and cheese from a local grocery store.

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Louisville, Churchill Downs (Day 5)

Probably the most famous thing about Kentucky is Churchill Downs in Louisville, home of the world famous Kentucky Derby horse race.  Today we visited the Kentucky Derby Museum and toured the Churchill Downs racetrack.

Entrance, with life-size bronze of Barbaro

Entrance, with life-size bronze of Barbaro. He won the Kentucky Derby in 2006, and then shattered his leg two weeks later at Preakness. He died from his injuries and was cremated. His remains were interred in front of Churchill Downs so people could pay their respects without paying an entry fee.

No races were on, so we nearly had the place to ourselves.  The museum is neat … I especially liked their collection of wild hats.  It’s a Kentucky Derby tradition for ladies to wear outrageous hats, and every year a winner is selected to be displayed in the museum.  They even had the hat Queen Elizabeth wore when she attended a few years ago.

Our tour guide told us the tradition of dressing up for the Derby dated back to the very beginning, when the minimum bet on a race was $5.  That meant only the richest people could attend.  After nearly going bankrupt and a change in management, the new owner of Churchill Downs reduced the minimum bet to $2, which opened up horse racing to a whole new class of spectator.  The non-wealthy, though, associated horse racing with being rich and fancy, so they went to a great effort to dress up when they went.

We got to meet a great horse, Mine That Bird, the 2009 winner.  I’ve never seen a cleaner horse. He didn’t have a speck of dust on his coat, nor a spot of mud on his hooves.  In fact, he was wearing fancy hoof booties.  Then he yawned and we got a look at his sparkling white teeth.  Somebody has clearly been providing him with dental services.  He also had a very professional looking haircut on his mane and tail.

He’s retired now and a gelding, so the rest of his life he will be pampered and shown off to tourists.  (The best non-gelded winners get to become studs and earn more making babies than they did winning races.  Even as a gelding who only earned money racing, Mine That Bird earned over $2,250,000 in purses by the time he was 5 years old.)

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The guide told us that in the earlier days of the Derby, it was usually the best horse that won.  They allowed up to 20 horses to run in the Derby, but a lot of them dropped out if they knew they couldn’t beat another horse, so the number of horses that actually ran was much fewer than 20.  Nowadays, horses aren’t withdrawn.  The Derby race always has 20 horses, which means that now the winner is the best jockey rather than the best horse.  The best horse has a much greater chance of getting stuck behind others in the pack due to lousy jockeying.  The best jockeys are able to maneuver well and get their horse into a good position.  (During normal races, they limit the number of horses to no more than 14 for this reason.)

The entry fee for a regular Joe to attend the Kentucky Derby is $60 for a spot in the infield, where if you are lucky you can possibly peek through the slats of a fence and maybe see a flash of horse race by.  However, they hold races three days a week at Churchill Downs — 11 races each day — and entry is only $3 for a great, front row seat and a full day’s worth of entertainment.  They create a festive atmosphere, serve hot dogs and beer, etc. and have things for kids to do, too.  The guide said it’s a popular family activity.

The next race day is Friday and we desperately wanted to attend, but Adam has to be in Oklahoma City for meetings on Friday.  We decided that next fall we can drive back up here to Louisville and spend a day at the races.  Adam’s meetings yesterday went really well, so he’ll have opportunities to come to Louisville for business quite a bit in the future.

The kids' favorite part of the museum - a video game simulating the race.  They needed to bounce up and down, quickly but in pace, to win.

The kids’ favorite part of the museum – a video game simulating the race. They needed to bounce up and down, quickly but in pace, to win.

Theatre with a 360 degree screen showing off the Derby history and majesty.

Theatre with a 360 degree screen showing off the Derby history and majesty.

Paddock for the horses just before their races.  The three stalls on the end are called the "schooling stalls" for horses new to Churchill Downs and the crowds it draws.  They don't race, but are able to acclimate themselves for future races.

Paddock for the horses just before their races. The three stalls on the end are called the “schooling stalls” for horses new to Churchill Downs and the crowds it draws. They don’t race, but are able to acclimate themselves for future races.

The best seats are up top on "Millionaire's Row."  The higher up your seat, the better you can see the entire track.  A bird's eye view is best.

The best seats are up top on “Millionaire’s Row.” The higher up your seat, the better you can see the entire track. A bird’s eye view is best.

The track is meticulously managed sand.

The track is a meticulously managed bed of sand 14 inches deep.

Footnote:  As predicted, I’ve already had to confiscate 2 of the 3 mini baseball bats.  Holden smacked Isabella “accidentally” while he was “pretending” to hit her with it and was immediately forced to turn his bat over to me for the duration of the trip.  Within minutes, Isabella smacked him back. Even though he got in trouble, her sense of justice wasn’t satisfied and she needed to mete out her own punishment.  When I held my hand out and said, “Geez, Isabella, what did you think was going to happen?” she squared her jaw, looked me straight in the eye as she forked over her bat and said, “It was totally worth it.

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Bowling Green, Kentucky (Day 3)

Day 03:  Brenda’s post

I’ve heard of Bowling Green, Kentucky my whole life and now that I’ve been here, I have no idea why. I thought they were famous for horses, but no …. the biggest claim to fame of Bowling Green is it’s Corvette factory and museum. Since I have an interest Level 0 in Corvettes, I’m not sure why Bowling Green loomed so large in my head.

Bowling Green is also home to the largest contiguous cave system in the world. We visited Mammoth Cave, in Mammoth Cave National Park. They offer about 20 different tours, some lasting all day and some overnight, but we opted for the cheapest and shortest self-guided tour on offer.

The cave was, indeed, mammoth in size. This system is special because it developed from sedimentary deposits back when this area of Kentucky was close to the equator and mostly underwater. As the deposit layers built up, the calcium from dead sea creatures formed into limestone, which is easily dissolved by slightly acidic water.

As the continent shifted and the sea levels receded, the composition of the deposited rock changed to sandstone, which apparently is pretty impervious.  It formed a “roof” over the miles and miles of limestone. When sinkholes would occasionally open up and let water seep down, the limestone underneath would dissolve and run off (as big underground rivers) as the water made it’s way to sea level.

The result is over 400 miles of caves in a 7 mile area, all tangled up like a pile of spaghetti noodles in a bowl.  Since the sandstone roof is so watertight, there are very few stalagmites and other formations you usually find in caves, so this system has an unusual look.

The highlight for us was finding a little tiny bat clinging to the ceiling right above our heads. It was about the size of a walnut and looked like a bump on the stone, and was so close I could have touched it if I wanted.  And I so wanted! The only reason I didn’t try was the 100% conviction that the bat absolutely did not want to be touched by me.

Barely visible, but there!

Little brown bat … barely visible, but there!

Our next stop was the Corvette Museum. It was actually way cooler than I would have thought a museum devoted to one type of car could possibly be.

They had a 2013 model sitting in the lobby for people to get in a pretend to drive (the only car we were allowed to touch) and after determining that the seat scooched up far enough for my short little legs to reach the pedals, my big splurge of the day was a $10 raffle ticket to win it. The lady said they sell around 15,000 tickets, which means my chances of winning the car are way better than my chances of winning the lottery. Translation: in my mind it’s a done deal and that car is already mine.  Fingers crossed!

Isabella, saying "You know, Daddy, I'm going to be 16 in about four years ...."

Isabella, saying “You know, Daddy, I’m going to be 16 in about four years ….”

The rest of the afternoon we’re just hanging out in our hotel. This one has two bedrooms and a living/kitchen room, so everyone has a chance to get away from each other.  This hotel has only been open for three weeks, so everything is all brand new and clean, which is a real luxury while living on the road.  I was able to do laundry in brand new machines — another luxury we never encountered (not even once) in Europe.  I may live to eat these next words, but I daresay traveling through the USA is going to be much easier than traveling through Europe.  Better amenities.

Tomorrow we’re just going up the road to Louisville for Adam’s meetings. I think we’re going to visit the Louisville Slugger museum. The kids weren’t too interested in a baseball bat factory until they found out that everyone who completes the tour gets a free miniature bat. Now they can’t wait.

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Breakfast at McDonalds (couldn’t find anything better and got tired of driving around trying) and then headed north into Kentucky.

Despite our best efforts, we have yet to see any blue grass. We have already doubled our lifetime experiences of seeing dead turtles on the side of the road. These particular stretches are really tough on animals – turtles, raccoons, dear and various smaller rodents dot the highway throughout Kentucky.

Our first stop of the day was Mammoth Cave National Park. It’s the longest cave in the world and they continue to explore and add to it’s 400+ mile length every year. The park offers more than 15 different tour options, but we chose the cheapest and shortest route to keep the kids entertained.

Headed down into the sinkhole -- a natural entrance carved out by water

Headed down into the sinkhole — a natural entrance carved out by water

The caves are special in that they have a solid “roof” of sandstone that did not wear away over the eons.  The caves themselves are softer limestone.  This creates many nice and convenient places to explore, with flat paths and smooth and safe ceilings.
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After the caves, we headed into Bowling Green to tour the National Corvette Museum.  Getting the group to get interested in this place wasn’t as hard as I had originally thought.  Next door to the museum is the Chevrolet Bowling Green factory, where all Corvettes are made – but they were closed down for the summer.  They are re-tooling the Corvettes to the new C7 design, and won’t re-open until the fall.
Everyone got a turn trying own the 2013 model.
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 Holden trying out one of the simulators.

Holden trying out one of the simulators.

 Brenda reading up on the 1953 model - her favorite.  Only 300 of them were ever built and 2 of them are here.  This museum has at least 1 of every model year and quite a few extra special race cars, prototype, concept cars & etc.

Brenda reading up on the 1953 model – her favorite. Only 300 of them were ever built and 2 of them are here. This museum has at least 1 of every model year and quite a few extra special race cars, prototype, concept cars & etc.

Afterwards, we headed off to the grocery store to stock up on some dinner supplies, laundry detergent and water.  Being Sunday (and even in Kentucky!!) no wine was available.  We didn’t bother to plan ahead regarding this matter, and so had to suffer “wine time” without any wine.  It isn’t nearly as much fun and taught us the most valuable lesson of the day.
Good hotel here – cheap and large.  Everyone had enough room to spread out a bit.  Getting away from each other, if only for a little while, is another rule of the road to prevent rebellion.
Also, individual iPads for each kid are indispensable.
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Nashville, Grand Ole Opry (Day 2)

Day 02:  Brenda’s post:

Yesterday we visited Belle Meade plantation near Nashville.  The family that owned it was named Harding (no relation to the guy who became president) and they made their big bucks in race horses.  The patriarch, William Harding, was so good at spotting horse talent that most of the Kentucky Derby winners to this day have direct genetic lineage to horses bred at Belle Meade plantation, including Sea Biscuit and Secretariat.

The plantation was known as “the house of sorrows” because of the bad luck (aside from horse-related endeavors) that plagued the family from practically day one. William’s first bride was named Cecelia and they married when she was just 17.  She died at age 24 from complications after giving birth to her 5th baby.  Three years later William married another lady and had 9 children with her.  Of the 14 children, only 3 survived into adulthood.  His second wife developed asthma in her early 40s, and the doctors of the day prescribed heavy smoking of tobacco as a great treatment.  This, of course, made her condition worse.  Their second recommendation was for her to get a hobby to take her mind off her breathing troubles (because they’d decided it was all in her head) so she decided to have the dining room remodeled. Dust and debris from plaster demolition ended up killing her.  Then the Civil War hit them pretty hard; partly because they relied so heavily on slave labor, and partly because the general population was broke and quit betting on horses.  Baseball, which was much cheaper, pushed horse racing out of the #1 most popular sport spot.

In spite of all that, the family managed to hang on to their wealth through the Civil War (although most of their slaves ran off and fought for the Union) but when the patriarch died, his idiot relatives mismanaged and squandered the family fortune and lost it all within just a few years.  That story is sadly common.  Someone famous (I can’t remember who and can’t look it up right now) said that fortunes generally last only three generations:  one generation to amass the wealth, one generation to start spending it, and one generation to finish it off.  We heard basically the same story at The Hermitage with Andrew Jackson’s family.  When Andrew died, his idiot son — who was a terrible gambler in every sense — lost the family fortune in a very short time.

After Belle Meade, we went back to the hotel and relaxed for the afternoon in anticipation of our big evening of dinner out and The Grand Ole Opry.

The Grand Ole Opry was a lot of fun.  The show started at 7:00 p.m. and ran to 9:15, which turned out to be too late for both Holden and Josie.  They were so tired they didn’t enjoy being there at all, and tried pretty hard to ruin it for the rest of us.

I didn’t realize it was the longest running radio broadcast show (since the 1920s) and would be airing live while we watched.  They had the show split into 4 thirty-minute sections, complete with commercials.  The talent was, indeed, amazing.  Vince Gill was the biggest name there, followed by two of the three Gatlin Brothers.

Isabella was most interested in a young woman named Ayla Brown who placed within the top 16 in season 5 of American Idol — and by far the youngest performer of the evening. It was her big debut at The Grand Ole Opry and she choked up during her performance because it was such an overwhelming honor.  It was really sweet.

Since it was Memorial Day weekend, they did a bunch of tear-jerker songs for the troops, and for patriotism in general.  Billy Dean announced that earlier that day he’d been at his 18 year old daughter’s high school graduation ceremony, and performed “Let Them Be Little.”  They really know how to emotionally manipulate a crowd.  (There wasn’t a dry eye in the house aside from Holden, who was so tired he wasn’t paying attention.  Every time a song ended and the performer said, “Thank you, everybody, and have a great evening!” Holden would stand up amidst the sobbing audience and say hopefully, “Oh good, NOW it’s over?”)

Isabella loved the experience and spent her own money on the special poster they print up each evening listing that night’s performers.  She’s excited that her poster is Ayla Brown’s premier at The Grand Ole Opry because that makes it special.

Adam’s post:

For breakfast, we hunted down a famous local spot called the Loveless Cafe.  This restaurant has been serving eggs, country ham, biscuits & gravy to patrons since 1951.  On a Saturday morning, it was packed.  We got there fairly early and still had to wait 40 minutes for a table.  By the time we left, the waiting list was up to 2 hours, and people were happy to wait it out on the restaurant’s grounds, enjoying the morning sunshine.
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Want to know when summer has begun?  When the hordes of motorcyclists lay siege at every tourist location.  (That and the enormous RV’s that dominate the right hand lane on every highway.)
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  The girls working a puzzle while they eat biscuits and drink tea before our main dishes arrive.
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 After breakfast, we visited the Belle Meade Plantation Mansion.  This house was constructed in 1835 by the Harding family – who were the kings of horse breeding in the 19th century.  This plantation is unusual in that they didn’t grow food crops on their 5400 acres – their focus was in horses, racing and breeding.
Their most famous (and lucrative) horse, Bonnie Scotland, commanded stud fees of $2500 in the 1880’s.  Horses such as Secretariat, Seattle Slew, Funny Cide, Seabiscuit, Giacomo, Mine That Bird, and all of the last 12 Kentucky Derby winners are direct descendants of Bonnie Scotland.
Enjoying the weather out front.
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Afterwards, we did some shopping at The Container Store for some luggage storage supplies and then headed back to the hotel to rest up for the evening.  Prior to leaving this week, I purchased tickets to attend Saturday’s showing at the Grand Ole Opry.
Three of us had a great time (the two little ones were first bored, and then got tired..)  I was worried that Isabella might find the entertainment not to her liking, but as it turns out, two of her friends are “into Country music” and so Isabella was curious enough to find out what all the picking and grinning and slide guitars was about.
Last night’s performance was standing room only – capacity in the Opry is 4400.
Headlining last nights performance were Vince Gill, Larry Gatlin and Steve Wariner but there were 13 acts in all over 2 1/2 hours.  The show mixes new talent with some pretty old, old school performers.  Everyone there that night was top notch, but I most enjoyed some of the older cajun and bluegrass performers who really know how to play.  The best surprise of the evening was 83 year old Jesse McReynolds who played his Mandolin at such a frenetic pace, without fail, that all the young cowboy hat wearin, boot sportin young next generation country singers were humbled.
Here’s a youtube performance of McReynolds to give you a sense of his talent:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pV5cSAafw
Isabella bought a performance poster at the show, and the two tired little one’s broke into tears because I wouldn’t let them buy commemorative harmonicas (another road rule – no noise makers in the truck).  We crashed back into our hotel after 11:00 and went straight to bed.
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Nashville (Day 1)

DAY 01 (Adam’s post)

… and, we’re off!
Vacation has begun and so thus has our ill-planned, probably highly regretful, yet surely unforgettable summer road trip throughout the U.S.
We are officially Griswaldin’.

Most of you know that experience and our own preferences helped form a few basic ground rules for this trip. With few unavoidable exceptions we:

* Won’t spend more than 4hrs on the road on any given day.
* Will try to spend at least 2 days in any populated location
* Won’t plan our next steps any more than 1-2 days in advance
* Will agree to change our plans on a moment’s notice
* Will try to find hotels that can accommodate all 5 of us. 2 bedroom “suites” are a must to keep our sanity. Thankfully, these are fairly obtainable in the US. They were a rare luxury in last summer’s European destinations.

We had spent several months talking over potential routes (“do we go north first, or south?”) and, consistent with our planning, had to scrap it all just before we left. I have a business meeting next Tuesday in Louisville – one that may be worth my time to not miss. As a result, we scrapped potential Route A and Route B and starting calling audibles before we left our driveway.

And so, just a couple of days ago, we decided to spend our first several days touring around bits of Tennessee and Kentucky that we’ve never seen.

The kids’ last day of school was Thursday. They had early release and were home all afternoon to give us time to get organized and pack for the next morning. Come Friday, we packed up, closed down the house (we do have a housesitter this summer, the same girl that watched over our place last summer), locked things up and departed.

Our Ford – all cleaned up and ready to go.

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Off to Nashville we go.

We grabbed lunch in downtown Nashville – down on Broadway, one of the main drags.

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Afterwards, we head out of town a bit to visit The Hermitage – Andrew Jackson’s home up until his death in 1845.

Waiting in line to get into the main mansion.

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Waiting our turn at the front door. They only let people in 12-at-a-time, so we had to wait about 15 minutes to enter. The house and it’s furnishings are essentially unchanged since the late 1880’s.

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Walking the grounds. Slave cabin in foreground.

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It’s our first day, so getting checked in, finding groceries for “wine time” and getting luggage & gear sorted out was our priority. The kids hit the pool late in the afternoon and we turned in early.
It’ll take us a few days to get a routine down; the mundane issues of laundry, work (yes, I do have this..), feeding, pottying, breaking up fights & etc take far more time in the day than the actual “touristy” things.

The kids’ highlight on each day. The threat of loss of “pool” is what keeps them from revolting in front of every museum ticket booth.

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Brenda’s post:

Today was our first day of vacation.  We left early this morning (around 8 am) and drove to Nashville.  We arrived around noon and had picked out a famous ribs joint for lunch, but when we got there it was such a dingy hole in the wall – with no seating –  that we ended up walking down the street and eating at a chain called Margaritaville.  Strike 1 for our memorable historic locations.
Anyway, after lunch we went to The Hermitage, Andrew Jackson’s homestead.  According to the guide, Jackson is the 3rd wealthiest president (adjusted for inflation) of them all, from Washington to Obama, but he never told us who the first two wealthiest were.
Jackson had a huge plantation and over 150 slaves.  Due to politically correct verbiage, every sign with historical information on it referred to “the enslaved” and never once used the word “slave.”  It was kind of weird and called attention to it, rather than making it better.
Anyway, once again we came away from the tour with the distinct idea that being poor now is better than being rich back then.  As one of the very richest people in America, he still lived in a house where men spat so much tobacco on the floor they had to invest in disposable interior flooring, and the wealthiest folks took a bath once every six months.  At great expense (and for the purposes of snobbery) Jackson installed an outhouse in his garden, which was largely unused because people preferred to use chamber pots.  An outhouse was just too fancy to sully.  They routinely slept 5 men to a bed that is slightly smaller than a modern Queen size.  The house was over 8000 sq feet, but only had 4 bedrooms that serviced more than 30 people living in the house at one time.  Privacy was non-existant.
After The Hermitage, we bought some deli food at a Publix and retired to our hotel for the evening.  Our room is small, but has a patio that opens onto the swimming pool.  Adam and I sat at our little table and had wine time while the kids swam.  It was a really nice evening.
Tomorrow is The Grand Ole Opry.  Vince Gill is the headliner, and Larry Gatlin (of the Gatlin Brothers) is also playing, along with 5 or 6 other people I don’t recognize because I’m not up on country music.  I hope it’s fun.  It will be the kids first real evening show.
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N. Carolina and TN, 04-2013

07 April 2013, Sunday

This week is our spring break and Adam’s parents came to visit. We all drove to Asheville, NC (to see Biltmore) and then to Pigeon Forge, TN as a mini-vacation. We stopped at the Ocanaluftee Mountain Farm Museum and Visitor Center, where the kids were able to tag along on a local school field trip and do some actual blacksmithing.

Our first day in Asheville, North Carolina – where we visited Biltmore and the surrounding area.

We toured the mansion just as it opened, and then spent the rest of the day on the grounds hiking, eating, shopping and just poking around in general.  The weather was fantastic this weekend; cool in the mornings rising to almost-too-hot in the afternoon.

This is Holden while Mama, two sisters, and a grandma go shopping. We have enough photos of “Bored Traveling Holden” to fill a whole album. Bottom line, it’s tough to be a boy in a largely female world.

08 April 2013, Monday

On the second day of our vacation, it was our intent to take the long route between stops and drive up through the Great Smoky Mountain National Park – up and over the mountains via a circuitous, slow and picturesque route.

Not long after we entered the park, electronic signs alerted us to the fact that, due to a landslide that occurred in the mountains in January, the road was blocked and we would not be able to get to Tennessee via this route.

We would have to backtrack down the way we came and drive around the mountains. Before we did this, however, we stopped at an old, restored farm in the park that was maintained for educational purposes – to show how farms in this area in the 19th century were organized and functioned.

The highlight of the day for the kids was to be allowed to build their own dinner bell triangles at the working smithy.

09 April 2013, Tuesday

On our third day, we enjoyed the gorgeous weather in eastern Tennessee.

The day started with some horseback riding on a trail in the foothills. Grandma and Grandpa stayed behind, but the five of us got a chance to get sore in the form of amusement.

This was the first trail ride for all three kids. The horses were amazing, and our trail guide, Nevada (the girl in the black hat) was also fantastic.

Initially Josie was pretty nervous about the 45 minute trail ride, but immediately started having so much fun she forgot to be scared. This horse’s name was Rosie.

Afterwards, we visited a petting zoo with over 100 different species of animals. Being a Tuesday after their spring break week, we had the place to ourselves and the kids (and Grandma) had a blast feeding the animals.

Holden loved the attention until the deer realized he was out of food. Then it got just a little bit “Tippy Hedren and the birds.” This is my favorite photo from the entire trip. (And for the record, the deer were very gentle, even when the food ran out.)

Time to head back home!

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North Georgia Mountains, 1-2 Feb 2013

This weekend we rented a cabin in the N. Georgia mountains – both as an excuse to get away from the house for awhile, but also to help celebrate Josie’s 8th birthday.

We picked up the kids after school and made the 1.5 hour drive north, getting to the cabin about 6:00pm. As per Josie’s choice, we had “fruit and cheese plate” for dinner.

The cabin had 3 bedrooms and 3 baths – with 2 satellite TV, internet access and plenty of equipment allowing us to make ourselves at home and relax. We stayed there for 2 nights.

View of the backyard from an upper deck.. We had a fast running winter creek, campfire, hammock, picnic tables, grilling area and lots of woods to explore. Saturday morning was cold (20 deg) but clear and we all had a good time getting out and working up a sweat getting the campfire going. 25937_4709503530431_1734945443_n

Kids in the Jacuzzi – they enjoyed themselves for awhile until Holden dropped in 1/4 bottle of chlorine “Shock” chemicals, rendering the hot tub a toxic mess. The kids had to immediately get out and shower off, and that was the end of Hot Tubbing this weekend.

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Isabella loving the hammock.

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Waiting for the fire to start. We brought hot dogs and ingredients for Smores. It took more than 1.5 hours to get the fire going … the wood, sticks and leaves were all wet and frozen. The fire did NOT want to start and even after we got it going, it took pretty constant care to keep it running. We did manage to cook our lunch and have a snack, but after Adam walked away from the fire for 1/2 an hour, it quickly died.

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Doing some exploring, Isabella found some icicles that the kids broke off and began throwing at each other.

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Proof Adam was there, too. (He’s always behind the camera.)

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Josie and the s’more she made for me.

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After lunch, we headed out to explore…..

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… and then the snows came. In all, we got about 6″ of snow. This was an unexpected treat/problem; the kids had an absolute blast playing in what for them was the most snow they’ve ever seen. We were a bit worried about how we were going to get home.

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Isabella refused to give up her hammock fun.404385_4709504970467_1283783418_n

And then the rest of the afternoon was spent throwing snowballs, making snowmen & etc.

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On our walk this morning… low hanging trees partially blocking the path we wanted to take to drive out of the mountains. We figured we could make it anyway …

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… until we came to this. The road out was completely blocked by deep, swiftly-moving runoff. We had to find another way from the cabin out to the highway. There was only a dusting of snow once we made it to Ellijay (nearest town). The snow was completely gone another 10 minutes further down the road. It’s 55 degrees and sunny here at home this afternoon.

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Me scraping snow off the car. The old Alaska plate Adam bought for me on ebay finally looks like it belongs here.

When the snows began, Adam drove the truck up to the top of the driveway – the house was situated at the bottom of a very steep hill. He was certain that we would never make it back up as long as the snow and ice was present. On leaving, we had to trudge up the hill with all our luggage. It was very slick and Adam fell twice owing to inappropriate shoes.

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Los Angeles, CA (Thanksgiving break — Nov 2012)

We spent the past 10 days in California and Baja Mexico – catching up with some relatives and spending several days down at my business partner’s beach house in Ensenada.

On our first full day in California, we headed to Hollywood to let the kids see some of the sights they only know about from TV and pop culture references.  The Hollywood Sign, the Walk of Fame, Hollywood and Vine – and the handprints in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

Some names they recognized– but only a few. It’s hard to explain who Myrna Loy or Cyd Charisse was to kids with very limited historical memory.

Then we drove to Beverly Hills.  We did the requisite shopping along Rodeo Drive, had lunch there in one of the outdoor cafes, and then drove around the housing in the hills – mostly looking at large gates and shrub walls that blocked off any real visibility of the mansions that lay behind.

In almost every store we entered, the people immediately asked us where we were from? Apparently, we don’t fit the mold as “locals,” and really didn’t belong.  We imposed ourselves there nonetheless.

Here is the hotel we called Home Base during our time in LA – what better place for 5 Georgians?  This art deco hotel was constructed in the early 30s and was a perfect location for all of our activities – in Santa Monica, across the street from the beach and pier, walking distance to fantastic restaurants.  One of the best places we ever stayed – and could accommodate the 5 of us reasonably well in one suite.  It’s also reputed to be haunted and that added an extra little bit of zest for the kids.  They kept a close lookout for ghosts, but didn’t encounter any.

Along the beach front in Santa Monica – we never turn down an opportunity to play with parrots.

Watching the waves crash along the pier.

The western end of Route 66 – Isabella (pink jacket) capturing the sign with her camera-phone.  She didn’t really know what Route 66 was, or why it was significant, but took our word for it that it was something special and wanted proof that she’s been there.

Saturday was Disney Day, devoted entirely two the two parks (Disneyland/California Great Adventures) situated across the street from each other.  We hit the park at opening time and stayed until into the night – walking out to our car as the fireworks were on display.

Apart from the rides, the highlight of the day was meeting up with Brian and his girlfriend, Phuong, for lunch and then a wonderful afternoon and evening. Brian’s energy surpasses that of the kids; they all had a marvelous time trying to outdo Uncle Brian while Brenda, Phuong and I tried to keep up.

Studying the park map – plotting strategies takes on serious proportions.

On the “California Screamin” – Josie is seated at my left, but still too small to see.  This was her first real rollercoaster ride.  She just barely made the height requirement and it took some coaxing to get her on.  The ride has the usual huge drops, loop-the-loop & etc. It did not take her any coaxing to get her on the 2nd and 3rd time.  The older two kids didn’t have any fun, as you can see.  Hook ‘Em.

Front row: Holden and Isabella. Back row: Adam and (invisible) Josie.

Let’s take things down a notch for Mama.

Playing hand games with Phuong.  Holden will have none of it as he takes off in line for the next thrill.

Brian demonstrating to the kids how to properly eat cotton candy.  He spoiled the kids by buying them junk food every time they asked for it.  (We’re really lucky that nobody got sick!)

Brian (red shirt) and Josie, having the time of their lives.

Below: Space Mountain.  Front row, Isabella and Brian.  Middle row, Phuong and Holden.  Last row, Josie and Brenda.  Adam was in the car ahead of us.

The Magic Castle, all lit up for the holidays.

Brian, Phuong and Josie.

After Disney, we spent most of the following day with Brian and Phuong seeing more of the sights.

We shared a wonderful Sunday breakfast at a local British restaurant – full English breakfasts for most, with crumpets, tea and coffee.

We then headed downtown to see The La Brea Tar Pits (which, as our tour guide pointed out, means “The The Tar Tar Pits” and that they’re not really pits, and that it isn’t really tar.)  He also had a lot to say about the historical and scientific inaccuracy of the scene below:

A fence surely put up just before our arrival to keep Holden out of the goop.

Brian, struggling to pull a simulated foot out of tar.  This display demonstrates how easy it is to stick in a limb, and how difficult it is to extract it.

Isabella and Phuong admiring a fossilized skeleton.

Dire wolf skulls – the most popular mammal found at La Brea.  To date, they’ve found more than 4,000 dire wolf skeletons on the site.  (We thought dire wolves were fictional creations for The Game of Thrones, but as it turns out, they were very real.  They were slightly bigger than modern wolves and had slightly different skull shapes, but it’s hard to see the difference if you aren’t a wolf expert.)

Paleontology in action.  They have teams of volunteers, and yet the amount to be collected, filtered, identified and sorted grows.  The most valuable fossils are microfossils (rather than the bigger animals) because the tiny organisms give scientists a better idea of climate, temperature, humidity levels, plant life, etc.  The big animals are more impressive, but actually provide less information than the micros.  This lady is using a microscope to collect every tiny little thing stuck in the mud on a bigger bone.

After a final lunch with Brian and Phuong, they left us, making the long drive back up to Salinas where they live.

Left to ourselves and a beautiful afternoon, we decided to drive to Venice Beach to see the canals and gawk at the funny looking people and funnier smells.

“The World’s Smallest Front Yard.” (Complete with dog poo.)

“Why does it smell like skunks here?”

On our final day in LA, we drove down to Long Beach to see the Queen Mary.  It was the first time for all of us and was an unexpected pleasure.  We had assumed that we would tour the boat for an hour or two and then find something else to do later in that day. Instead, our time on the boat took the entire day.  If you have been on the Queen Mary in years past, you owe it to yourself to visit again.  They have upgraded a great number of the displays, added some high tech (lights, sound) tours and done a wonderful job of opening up more of the boat to let folks wander all about for hours at a time.

The Russian submarine “Scorpion” in front wasn’t open on the day we visited — one of the few disappointments on the trip.

The Queen Mary sailed from 1936 to 1967.  By then, air transport had become cheap and common enough.  The Ocean trips were long (6 days) and very expensive – round trip was equivalent of today $20k; and very uncomfortable.  Almost everyone was in a fairly chronic state of seasickness.  Ocean travel could no longer compete with air travel, so The Queen Mary was retired in 1967.

Isabella down at the control panels below decks.

One of the ships screws on display just outside of the hull.  We are about 20 feet below ocean level at this point.

Main lobby on display for Xmas.  There were few tourists onboard that day, which I always appreciate.  We had all of the time and room in the world to wander about at our own pace, never fighting to see displays or waiting in line.

The ship now is a hotel, museum, tourist attraction, hosts weddings and other celebrations, and has 3 full and high scale restaurants.

The kids manning one of the AA guns installed during WWII when the ship served as transport between the US and UK.  The Queen Mary was repainted battleship grey, and was nicknamed The Grey Ghost.  All in all, over 800,000 troops were carried over on the Queen Mary in preparation for D-Day.  They built bunk beds 7 stories high to accommodate the high density shipments.  It was considered such a valuable asset to the Allies that Hitler offered a $250,000 reward to any submarine captain who sank it.

One of the ball/dancing rooms

Performance hall/ballroom.

They put on a “haunted” tour that takes us through various portions of the ship where people had died and are now reputed to be haunted by spirits.  They added lights and sounds to make it spookier.  For the kids, it was an entertaining way to tour the boat, seeing the various areas, and yet keeping their attention.  (With our haunted hotel and now the haunted boat, we’re calling this our Ghost Vacation.)  

Afterwards, we shared a full tea service on one of the upper decks, overlooking the water and Long Beach port.  Good fun.

The next day we headed south to San Diego/Mexico.

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Puerto Rico, 19-22 Oct 2012

19 October 2012

[Adam]:  Yesterday was our first, full day of play in Puerto Rico. We arrived here Thursday night with just time to get in a dinner and then go to bed. Most of Friday was consumed (for me) with business meetings & etc. The gang hung out at the hotel, swimming, eating & etc.

Yesterday we got up, ate breakfast, and then spent the morning at the pool. Afterwards, we walked along the beach and then took a taxi into old San Juan, where the shops, forts and touristy restaurants are located.

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Isabella walking up to El Morro, the principal Spanish fort that guarded the maritime city entrance since 1525. Puerto Rico was discovered by Columbus on his second voyage to the New World.L1000304

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Old canons used to sink any unwelcome ships.

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Caught in a downpour. It is raining here every day, but usually only for about 10 minutes, then back to sunshine. It’s not too hot here (88 deg) but the humidity is close to 100%. We were caught in one of the downpours and hid under an old storage cubby hole in the fort. Holden and Josie chose to stand in the rain instead.

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Near the top of the fort, between rain showers.

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Streets of San Juan, the second oldest European city in the Americas. (The oldest is Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic, one of the next islands over from Puerto Rico.)

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These outer walls protected the entire island. The only way into the city of San Juan was through one of 5 heavily guarded city gates. (Only the main one still exists.)

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Today we drove west and into the interior of the island to visit the Arecibo Observatory. This is the world’s largest and most sensitive telescope, with a dish 1,000 feet in diameter.
Next to the telescope is a visitor’s center with plenty of astronomical displays and things for kids to play with to show the capabilities and goals of the telescope.

You may have seen this telescope in various movies:  James Bond – Goldeneye and Jodie Foster in Contact are a couple.

We didn’t get to do anything as cool as in the movies … just some learning and looking.

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The parabolic dish focuses incoming signals to the dome shaped receiver above.. the signal is then amplified, supercooled down to near 0 deg Kelvin, converted to a digital signal, and then sent to a separate laboratory about 1/4 mile away where the scientists interpret the data.

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Aerial view (not taken by me…) of the telescope.Arecibo

22 October 2012

Today we headed up into the mountains to go hiking in the rain forest. News flash: it rains in the rain forest. However, it was so hot and humid during the hiking that we were glad for the occasional downpours.

View from the top – looking out over the forest to the Caribbean on the horizon.

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Josie using one of the giant leaves as an umbrella.L1000414 L1000420 L1000428

Afterwards, we found a road side stand selling coconut milk drinks.. they chill the coconuts before hand and machete them open at the time of purchase.. The kids loved the show and the coconut milk inside.
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Post Script: A Stomp (18 July 2012)

The countdown!

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BAM!!!
52.6064° N, 3.8695° W
BRON-YR-AUR

You do not find Bron-Yr-Aur unless you really want to, very badly.  There is no address and no directions.  You have to first find yourself not only in Wales, but smack dab in the middle-of-nowhere, Wales.  Then you have to find an unmarked road (following instructions from internet: “turn left after gas station, cross river, turn left again, go down 250 yards, turn up hill that is unmarked.”  Then you have to walk up into the hills for 20-25 minutes by foot (no cars allowed – too steep, turning to gravel road full of sheep), cross through several sheep gates, down another path, take a fork in the road, then begin trespassing to reach it.  Brenda has more proof that I am crazy.  The kids just bitched about the steep hill, the threatening rain, the sheep poop and the purposeless of the destination.

But, one must suffer for one’s art.
Bucket List? Check.

Adam

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Windsor, UK (19 July 2012) THE END

Our final day in the UK.  We fly out of Heathrow tomorrow morning and will be back in Atlanta tomorrow afternoon.

We’re ready to go home.  After 43 days on the road we certainly are looking forward to doing nothing but being home, in our own beds, away from each other a bit, amongst our stuff (that all works!), animals and perhaps a little sunshine.  Still, it also feels like it has gone by all too quickly, and despite everything that we saw or did, we were more frequently torn by all of the things we didn’t see or do due to lack of time.  There is no end here!

On our final day, we decided to tour Windsor Castle near London.  We went to Windsor one afternoon with my folks, but we got there too late and the castle was closed for tourists.  We are sure glad we came back – the place is indeed impressive, and rivals Versailles for opulence and interest.  The Queen and King of England have a very nice home.  We only got to see a bit of it (the more historic section) but it’s a fantastic place with too much history to take in on one visit.

We’re now at a hotel near the airport.  We eat dinner here and go to bed early.  Tomorrow morning, we’re up before dawn, drop off the rental, take the shuttle to Terminal 4, lug all of our suitcases and goodies back by hook or by crook and hopefully make it to the ATL late tomorrow.

At lunch in Windsor – we all had burgers, fries and milkshakes and they were a great change of pace!

Walking around the shops outside the castle grounds.

Windsor Castle

Some kind of big “do” going on … guards checking all the guests against a big list and inspecting IDs like at the airport. You aren’t getting into the restricted areas without proof of identification and an invitation, even if you are wearing a ridiculous hat.

Here’s the final map of our travels… 4 different cars (2 rentals, 2 Land Rovers) and over 4,500 miles in 43 days. We’ll never forget it.

Adam

 

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Snowdonia, Wales (18 July 2012)

Fun day driving through Wales.  The weather never did really break either way (neither sun nor rain, but both threatened to happen all day) but it was good enough such that we could do and see everything we hoped to.

Our first stop was in Llanberis to take the Snowdon Mountain Railway up to the top of Mount Snowdon.  The railroad is a narrow gauge, rack and pinion track first run in 1896 and little changed since.  The engines are still steam powered and the ride takes more than an hour to go up the 3600′ to the top of Mount Snowdon – the highest point in all of England and Wales.  We had good weather and fantastic views up about 80% of the way … we then entered the clouds and things got so thick at the top that all we could do is wander about in a white haze and take everyones’ word that we stood at the top of a mountain with views to Ireland, Scotland and England all about us.

Abandoned house halfway up the mountain.

Standing at the top – cold, wet & windy and no view due to fog. They serve hot chocolate there, thank goodness!

The kids still had fun, even when there wasn’t much to see. The old rail cars were a lot of fun to ride.

It takes a rugged sort of soul to call this home. The sheep seem to like it just fine, though.

I can’t make much progress with my Welsh.  The signs were everywhere and even a number of radio stations and TV channels were Welsh.  This is very much a live language here and we all had a good time foolishly trying to pronounce things.

The old steam engine.

 

Afterwards, we stopped briefly in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales … the longest town name in the world.  It is on Anglesey Island on Wales – it’s pretty small, but still had several tourist buses stopped there to buy items with the town’s 58 letter name printed on them.  The English translation of the name is “St. Mary’s Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of Llantysilio of the red cave.”

Holden at the train station.

Before heading to our hotel in Llangollen, we went to one more popular-in-days-gone-by Welsh seaside town, Llandudno.  Like most UK seaside towns, this one has a long promenade and an even longer pier heading out into the Irish sea.

Inspecting the goods at one of the antique stores.

Take a good look at the folks in this picture — I dare anyone to find a person under 50 years of age.

 

 

 

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Aberystwyth, Wales (17 July 2012)

Adam:  We’ve headed west into Wales; rough, rugged country.  Land of the unusually strong affinity for sheep, incomprehensibly saliva-soaked place names and a chip on the shoulder about the English.

We had to skip out on Wales on our first pass through the UK due to the car delays, so we were especially pleased to be able to come back here and hit a couple of places that we had originally planned to visit prior to leaving Atlanta.

The most important to us (i.e. the kids) was to visit an actual coal mine and to go down and see how miners did their thing 100 years ago.

Brenda:  We’re currently near Wales, England. Today we’re going to tour a coal mine, which was recommended as a great kid activity. We only have a couple days left on our trip…. we fly home on July 20, this Friday morning.

We’ve been having a fantastic time, except for our car issue.  That was incredibly stressful and no fun at all.

We’re really happy to be back in England.  We spent too much time in France (again!), but it’s such a big country you really can’t avoid driving through it if you want to see all the other places.  The people aren’t rude or snooty (like the stereotype) but are overall just unhelpful and provide really poor service.  If it only happened in one or two places, you can chalk it up to just one bad hotel, or one poorly serviced restaurant … but it happened in practically ALL of the places we tried to do business, including grocery stores.  It’s impossible to ignore the pattern.  France is like a diamond studded turd: some of their things are really worth seeing, but you have to put up with digging through a bunch of shit to find them.

Anyway, out of all the countries we visited, England is by far our favorite.  When we finally got back, it felt almost like coming home.  We just love it here.  The weather sucks, traffic is terrible, and things are unbearably expensive, but it’s just fantastic and charming in spite of all that.  I’m ready to go home now (we’ve been gone 6 weeks, which seems like forever!) but I’m going to be sad to leave England.  Almost all my ancestors came from here, so maybe it’s a genetic pull.

Holden getting geared up at the Pwll Mawr Coal Mine near Blaenavon.

Testing the lights before we headed down.  They are quite serious about gases and sparks. As such, we had to strip down of any electronic items (no watch, no car key fob, no cell phone and no camera) before descending.  Nothing with a battery that could ignite and kill us all.

It was a great tour.  300 feet down where the coal was mined by hand for over 100 years. Kids started working there at age 6 and stayed through adulthood until they met with early, untimely deaths.

They also used horses down in the mines to pull the coal carts.  For the horses, it was a one-way trip down in the “cage” (what they called the elevator).  Horses were sent down and then worked until they died; dead horses were buried in unused tunnels.  Because of the horses living down there, rats were a big problem.  They handled the rats with Jack Russell terriers.  The dogs had a better deal … since they were small enough to be carried, they got to ride up with the miners at the end of the day and go home.

 

Lots and lots of sheet in Wales … pretty much everywhere you look.

The view at our hotel.

Running around the ruins of Aberystwyth Castle.  Construction started in 1277.    The first cannons in England were fired here on this fort during one of the wars where the English were fighting against the separate, independent Welsh kings.

Aberystwyth is like many of the coastal towns we’ve visited in England … cold, windy and a little run down.  They always look like they would have been fantastic places during Victorian times, but have ridden a gradual, downhill slope since then.  They seem tired, quiet, and almost bereft of anyone under the age of 40.

Making good on my “rain check” for some arcade action.

Cold, windy, bleak and rather depressing.

 

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The Cotswolds, UK (16 July 2012)

Leaving Kent (on the far east side) we headed over to the far west side of England. Traffic by and around London on a Monday morning was terrible – and the weather was not much better.  We did, however, get several dry breaks that almost seemed to be purposefully timed for all of our afternoon events.

We headed to the Cotswolds, a fantastically picturesque region of England – full of rolling hills, charming villages, and wealthy “country farmer” estates owned by various lords, earls and the like.

We stopped for lunch at a pub in Woodstock, just down the road from Blenheim Palace. We headed through Oxford and on to Moreton-on-Marsh and the Cotswolds Falconry Center.  This turned out to be a much better visit than any of us would have guessed.  We got a full one hour presentation of their various eagles, falcons, owls and such.  All of their birds spend part of their time each day flying free about the countryside.  They were all raised at the center and always return.  We got a fantastic education about these birds and were allowed to see many of them flying about and demonstrating their various techniques for catching prey, finding and riding thermals, eyesight and hearing trials & etc.

A black vulture picking at Brenda’s leather shoe. Dead is dead, whether it’s splattered on a road or fashioned into comfortable footwear.

An owl that landed right beside me to eat a treat.

A Chilean eagle going in for the “kill.”  The center serves all of these birds dead, whole baby male chickens.  Several local chicken farms donate their male birds… normally they are incinerated (males lay fewer eggs than females) but here they donate them by the thousands to feed all of the carnivorous birds at the center.

They didn’t let him go out while we were there, but we could get as close as we dared and get a real good view of this Bald Eagle.

This row of cottages was built in 1380 as a Monastic wool store.  The town has been called the “most beautiful” in all of England.  It was indeed pretty.

Pretty girl running to and fro in front of an antique shop while the others were inside negotiating a purchase for Holden – a leaded crystal turtle statue.

Walking up to Northleach church … just another small town and yet another church going back to the 1150s.

Tonight we’re staying at a great 2-BR apartment in Cheltenham and we drive into Wales tomorrow morning.

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Kent, UK (15 July 2012)

Back in Canterbury and the surrounding regions.  The weather is back to middle-of-July cloudy and just a wee bit coldish.  We welcomed the change from the South of France – too hot and no one with any A/C.

Mom and Dad will remember this plaza, right in front of the Canterbury Cathedral and always crowded. (Except when Dad and I look for open coffee shops at 6:30am.)

A house down the road clearly built by a Jeffery forefather.. 🙂

The quote painted above the crooked door is “…a very old house bulging out over the road…leaning forward trying to see who was passing on the narrow pavement below…” –Charles Dickens 1849 – David Copperfield

Brick church on Left, Roman wall on Right.

Richborough Roman fort and amphiteatre (or what of it is left).  This was the very first roman fortification and permanent site after the Roman invasion in 43 a.d.  At the time, this site was on a peninsula surrounded by water on three sides.  Since then, the water level has lowered and we’re now some 10 miles away from the North sea.

We had the place to ourselves and it was a wonderful opportunity for the kids to run around and roll about in the flowers.

Taking the drive back to Canterbury. You never make good time on these small, one lane roads.

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Calais, France – Dover, UK (14 July 2012)

For those of you who have perhaps felt that my daily missives were a little dull for lack of travel “inconvenience” (all the best travel books are full of pain and suffering), I trust that you will find the following story an entertaining one.

Saturday morning: We woke up and had breakfast in our room (in Bailly, France) prior to hitting the road once again, heading towards the Chunnel. We had a 2:30pm appointment to cross from Calais to Dover, but we expected to arrive several hours early – and past history has shown that we can easily catch earlier trains with no additional cost or problems.

Idyllic setting of an old (but still very much working) farm in Bailly, France where we stayed. They have converted part of the grounds to a neat B&B.

Walking around the “neighborhood” near our hotel.

The drive north to the border was pleasant enough – we stopped along the way to fuel up (and use some of my excess Euros to get them out of my pocket) and get some croissants, coffee and tea.

11:30 – driving up a hill only 5 miles out of Calais (and I am not exaggerating… only a measly 5 miles from the Chunnel train terminal) the car suddenly lost power and began making a horrible rattling noise from the engine bay. We had to pull to the side of the road and I quickly killed the engine. Lifting the hood showed that oil had sprayed out all over the engine bay – and a dipstick checked confirmed that there was no more oil in the pan.  We had driven 2947 miles in that Land Rover from when we first took possession of it in London (with my folks).  We were stuck with a dead car in France.

I got on the phone with the car’s mechanic (Colin) in Hartlepool and broke the news.  As helpful as he might want to be, there was little he could do in another country … if only we were in the UK.  I called my UK insurance company who said that I had to originate the issue with the emergency service and police in France.  I called “112” which is their 911 for autos in France and explained the situation and our location.  By the way – nobody speaks English in France if you want them to, and I do not speak French well enough to do anything.  I managed to get my story across and understood that we were to wait until the police showed up.

12:00 – instead of the police, a tow truck showed up.  He did not speak English.  I showed him the problem and he could say “de car ees kaput.”  He loaded up the car and took the 5 of us to his offices in Calais.  I then forked over a ton of cash for his help (it was the weekend, and it was Bastille Day, a Holiday in France).  We then discussed options.

Our French rescuer

2:00 – Since the car cannot run, we cannot take it onto the Chunnel.  We did have the option of perhaps filling the car full of oil and somehow limping it onto the train – and then rolling off on the other side to English soil.  The key was to get on English soil, where the service companies that Colin is hooked into could take over.  The French mechanic/tow guy did not like this option, but was willing to let us do any old stupid thing we wanted.  He recommended that we take the ferry over the English Channel – under these terms, he insisted that the ferry company personnel would tow our car onto the ferry, and then tow it off on the other side.  All in French, and I don’t speak French – so I was doing a lot of guessing and showing a lot of suspicion over this plan.

Still, that was what we decided would be best.

2:30 – Our French tow guy drove us and the Land Rover over to the Ferry company and helped me buy Ferry tickets for 5 passengers and one dead car.  He then drove us over to a special designated area where we sat waiting for our 3:20 Ferry.  We parted company with him.

3:20 – The Ferry is late.  We continue to sit, wondering if anyone will ever come over and help us.

3:50 – I found a UK police officer (walking a drug dog along large trucks) and asked him if someone would eventually come along and deal with us.  He explained that, yes, we were in the right place and that sooner or later, a tow vehicle (the large kind that have 5th wheel tongues to load 53′ trailers) would help us.

4:00 – The Ferry arrives late and a French crew with a tow trailer arrives and tries to hook us up.  The old Land Rover does not have a modern “tow point” underneath the vehicle.  They refused to attach to the front axle.  A French woman supervisor came over, reviewed and told me that they would not be able to tow the vehicle.  She wanted me to drive it on.  I explained to her that if we could actually drive the car, we wouldn’t be sitting out on the Ferry quay in the middle of nowhere waiting for someone to help tow us.  She refused to help and I told her that we would then have no choice but to sit here.  We couldn’t sit there because of some security concern.  She finally gave me a piece of paper and had me write out in longhand that I would not hold them responsible for attaching the tow rope to the front bumper – which is where I wanted them to attach all along.  On the Land Rover, the front bumper is basically a huge metal I-Beam, attached at 4 locations to the front frame, and is sturdy enough to mount winches & etc.

4:15 – We get pulled onto the Ferry – first one on!

4:20 – We’re now out of the car and upstairs, in the lounge (after long overdue potties) and are buying any food we can find since we haven’t eaten anything since breakfast that morning.  Some of you may know how Brenda feels about boat rides.  She began administering anti-nausea medicine to everyone in the family and found a place where she could sit down, remain calm, and try to forget not only what we’ve already been through, but also what she’s about to go through.

Holden passed out on the ferry. All three kids were wondering why they were so tired all of a sudden — Brenda explained that’s a side effect of the anti-seasick medicine. They were outraged. “You mean you DRUGGED us?!”

Approaching the white cliffs.

4:30 – Meanwhile, I’m on the phone with Colin trying to sort out what we’re going to do when we land.  I book a rental car in Dover for us to use.

The Ferry ride is about 1 hour 20 minutes… and we gain one hour via time zone change landing in Dover.

4:45 – They tow us off of the ferry (last ones off!) and deposit us in a parking location around the main office.

Now, a great number of discussions take place on the UK side with the Ferry company staff.  Since we crossed countries, we had to clear UK immigration in France (no problem) but would also have to clear France immigration on the UK side.  The problem was that while I could leave the grounds and get my car, I would not be able to get back in (they were closed now on Saturday evening).  Also, I then find out that the car rental office had closed at 4:00pm so there was no car to retrieve.

The Ferry company then reports that we cannot leave the car where it is overnight unattended due to security concerns.  They suggested that Brenda and the kids leave, clear immigration and get a hotel.  I could leave the car parked there overnight, but would then have to stay with the car that night, or in their 24-hour Ferry terminal.  Even if this made any sense, I told them that Brenda wasn’t approved to drive in the UK and wouldn’t be able to get the car and then get back in.

6:00 – The Ferry company decides that they would get one of their tow vehicles and pull us just far enough to get out of the “restricted area” and out of their jurisdiction.  They explain to the French what they are doing and we get pulled officially into the UK, and then deposited into a parking lot just at the entrance of the terminal – one that only allows parking for 15 minutes at a time.

7:00 – I have been trying to find a hotel available in Dover, Canterbury or any of the surrounding areas … and nothing is available for that Saturday night – everything is booked.  I still had my original reservation in Margate, about 23 miles away. I find a taxi company in Dover who will drive the 5 of us and luggage up to Margate that evening.

8:00 – The taxi comes, picks us up and takes us to our B&B in Margate.  We leave the car where it is overnight, hoping for the best.

8:30 – I’m on the phone with the car rental company trying to confirm that we have a car reservation for the next day, and to find out when the offices open on a Sunday.  They say they never saw my reservation.

9:00 – We’re at the B&B and they agree to make us a late dinner – Fish and Chips for 5.  I have a beer and want 3 more.

Before dropping us off, I made an arrangement with the taxi driver to return the next morning at 9:30am and take us back to Dover and the car rental agency office.  I get online and make a new reservation to have a car available.  The car I want is no longer available (SUV to carry 5 and all our luggage) so I get the biggest they have and hope for the best.

We go to bed at 10:00. Exhausted, cranky, sick, worried.

I get up early the next morning and make hotel reservations for us on Sunday night in Canterbury thinking that:
a) Everything goes to plan… we get to stay in a great town nearby, have time to play and have some fun, and then start fresh on Monday.
b) Everything goes to crap… we’re close enough to Dover to have taxis take us there and back with little difficulty.

Next morning, I’m on the phone with Colin, who is making arrangements with the British equivalent of AAA to look at the car and, hopefully, tow it from Dover to Hartlepool.

8:00 – We’re having a full English Breakfast downstairs … our first great meal in waaaay too long.

9:30 – The taxi driver shows up right on time.

10:00 – The rental car office is open and they do have my original reservation.  What’s more, they have an SUV for us… one that we can keep for the week and drop off at Heathrow when we’re ready to leave.

10:15 – We’re back at the Land Rover – which did not disappear, did not get towed and does NOT have a boot on the tire.  It was thankfully just ignored.  Brenda starts unloading all of our possessions from the LR to our new SUV.

Things starting to look up!

10:45 – The AA guy shows up, confirms that the car is broken, and gets on the phone with his central dispatch.  They start making arrangements for towing.

11:00 – We give him the keys, get in our SUV and drive off.

11:30 – We’re in Canterbury having fun.  24 hours later.
What happened?  We don’t yet know … but the current theory is that some seal/gasket on the turbo failed and that it began taking in all of the oil.  It is academic now as that the engine is almost certainly ruined and even if it hasn’t been thrashed, it won’t ever be in our car.  Colin, to his credit, has been sick about the situation and is paying to have the car returned and will be dropping in a new engine.  He (and rightfully so) has taken full responsibility and will make things right by us.

The French – they were either not helpful or would help with one hand out to get paid.

The British – completely and almost embarrassingly helpful.  They went way out of their way to try and help us, bend rules, check in on us, several of them offered to personally give us ride to various locations.  They wanted no money, just to take care of 5 foreigners in a bad spot.

The kids – could not have behaved better.  Two of them are sick.  No complaints, no fights, no problems.  They KNEW that the shit had hit the fan and had the good sense not to add to the stress levels we experienced all day.

The fact that the car died in France made the situation much more difficult than if the car had died just 10 road miles down the way… On the other hand, it did not die on us driving up the hairpin, 1 lane mountain roads in Switzerland.

We have our rental and spent the rest of today having a wonderful time – hit a Starbucks to load up on coffee, tea and hot chocolates.  Great lunch in The Moat Tea Room, wandered about town, window shopped and then drove around the countryside enjoying the afternoon.  Our hotel tonight is fantastic, we have internet access, a place to clean clothes, and can walk to dinner.  So, we’re back on schedule … just a slightly different schedule.

On the bright side, we actually picked up two extra days to play – since we no longer have to drive the LR up to Hartlepool and then drive back down.  The car is on its way back to Colin’s garage.  He should have it no later than Tuesday afternoon to begin replacing the motor as well as fixing all of the other niggling problems that we experienced or noted during our 4 weeks of driving.

I’ll be talking with Colin later this week about what are the next steps, and what restitutions will be made to us for what has occurred.

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Paris, France (13 July 2012)

Leaving Limoges yesterday morning, we had planned to drive up to Versailles and tour the Chateau again – this time during the summer when the plants were in bloom and the fountains were turned on.  We booked a hotel in a town nearby (on the West side of Paris) thereby hoping to avoid the traffic and problems of downtown, and yet get in a good day of seeing a wonderful location a second time.

Unfortunately, the weather did not behave. It was cold in the morning and rained the entire 240 mile drive up.  As we got within about an hour to Versailles, it was clear that we weren’t going to spend a bunch of money as entry fees to wander around the gardens in the rain.  We began making other plans.

I suggested that perhaps, as long as the weather is cruddy, we could park at Versailles and take the Metro into downtown Paris … perhaps find that little shop near Notre Dame where Brenda bought some lithographs over the New Year’s holiday time period.  I didn’t have to suggest twice.

In Versailles, we found a place to park just several blocks from the Metro station, figured out how to buy tickets, and 30 minutes later, we were in front of Notre Dame. We found a place to eat on the Left Bank of the Seine and then began hunting down the shop.  As luck would have it, he was open, and we are managing to bring home several new prints – all by Yves Brayer.  We bought one of his horse lithographs the last time.

It never really cleared up, but the rains stayed away, and it was plenty warm in town.  We spent the afternoon just walking along the river, seeing the sights, and enjoying a very pleasant Friday afternoon.  Today (Saturday) is Bastille Day – so there were many things going on in preparation of some real celebrating the following day.  It was fun to see everyone getting ready to party – and just as gratifying to know that we were getting out of Dodge before it got too crazy. As Brenda observed (based on personal experience): “You do not want to be in Paris the day after a party.”  The day before was wonderful, and the visit did a lot to erase some of the sour memories we had of this place just 7 months earlier.

Later in the day, the rains began to spit again, so we high-tailed it back to a Metro station, rode back to Versailles, and then drove to our B&B in Bailly (about 10 minutes from Versailles) to crash for the night.

Woops, here we go again. Didn’t expect to see this on the trip!

Shopping at the little stands along the Seine.

Hanging out at the Quay.

Obligatory shot along the river.

The Locks Bridge. Lovers put locks up with their names written on them, to symbolize being locked together in love forever. (Brenda’s note: The “Jinksist” in me would never allow me to do such a thing!)

Playing in the fountain at the Louvre. This time, we actually could go in if we wanted – almost no line. That would have eaten up the rest of the day, so we decided to skip and just keep walking around town.

Baguettes, naked statues and Ferris wheels. All at the Tuileries Gardens.

Holden trying to “relax” like the others at the West Fountain in the Jardin des Tuileries. He’s the third guy in, leaning back in his chair.

Carting around my treasures: that tube is filled with three lithographs by Yves Brayer, one of them signed and numbered by the artist.

Champs de Elysees, ready for tomorrow’s Bastille Day parade.

This was my view of Brenda once it looked like it was about to rain. She has her treasures in that tube and was not about to let them get wet. She has higher and higher speeds to shift into when she wants them.

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Limoges, France (12 July 2012)

We got up early on Wednesday to make the drive northward from Toulouse. This next destination held particular interest to Brenda, who envisioned walking from porcelain store to porcelain store (a la Delft) finding all sorts of treasures at unbelievably low prices. As it turns out, Limoges doesn’t have as many stores as you would think that sell their particular brand of porcelain art – it took us some time wandering about to find various artists’ stores located in out of the way alleys and corners. Brenda did, however, find something that was worthy of the name and was affordable – and so we come home with a hand painted, enameled copper plate.

We spent the rest of the day there having lunch and window shopping.  Limoges isn’t terribly large and you can see the complete, pedestrian part of town in just a couple of hours. Afterwards, we drove to our hotel which was about 10 miles away in a non-descript neighborhood.

As we head north, the weather turns cloudier and cooler.

Jockeying for position.

Not a right angle in sight.

Here is my prototypical French Man. Heer zi am, weeth my Gauloises an my gold shains et ze opeen sheert. I veel make ze luff tu you, eef you wahnt me tu.

Hot chocolate break.

Enameled copper plate from Limoges, now safely at our house. The artist is Lea Sham’s. (You can google her and see other examples of her work.)

The bronze sandpiper is by Steve Tyree, an artist from Oregon.  He has a website, too. http://www.tyreesculpture.com/

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Carcassonne, France (11 July 2012)

This location should win back from Jason some of the respect I lost by failing to visit Bron-Yr-Aur.

Carcassonne is a fortified French town – special in that it has remained, more or less, in tact since the 1200’s. Most places may keep a building or two – there aren’t many full towns that avoided ruin or destruction/modernization over the past 800 years.

It is wonderful to see such a place complete – all of the narrow alleys and small stores, squares and the outer walls, parapets and moats.  Unfortunately, the place has been turned over to folks who have turned it into too much of a tourist attraction.  All of the stores are open but sell the same cheap tourist crud that you can get anywhere else.  The place was packed with people – so it’s popular, but we’ve seen enough other special towns, towers & etc. on this trip to see that this place is now clearly a tourist attraction and not something so much to be revered as to be enjoyed like a Disney attraction.

We still enjoyed ourselves wandering around, and the weather could not be beat. Our meal service for lunch was so bad we got up and left.  Ah, those French and their deep concern for the foreign traveler…

After the visit, we continued on to Toulouse – and our hotel. We were all tired and I had a lot of backlog work to take care of (thanks to no Internet previous 2 days) so we just went to the local grocery, loaded up on some dinner food and wine, came back and ate in. Then, off to bed.

At the entrance. Carcassonne is a walled city.

Holden looking tough (or just hot). He’s feeling much better, now.

Soaps from Provence. Brenda bought 5 to take home.

Holden with one of his only purchases — a hand-made wooden sword with “Carcassonne” stamped on it.

Guarding the walls. There are lots of places here that make Mamas nervous.

This is what you might imagine it to be … the receiving end of the king’s loo, 3 stories up.  That boy was almost half disappointed that nothing was dropping down.  (So were his sisters!)

France has no end of gorgeous towns and architecture from the 1000-1700’s.  Beautiful stuff.

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Provence, France (10 July 2012)

We decided to spent a couple of days in this area to see more sites.  It turned out to be a good decision – Holden’s sickness got worse and he spent the better half of the day in his room, on his bed, trying to get away from the heat and to keep his food down.  We made several trips back and forth to the Carrefour (grocery) to get goods to cover us all for breakfast and snacks.

Then, my GPS up and died on me.  It had been acting a little weird on and off during the whole trip – but it finally wouldn’t respond for us at all.  We headed back to the store and we purchased a new unit (cheaper, not as good) that we hoped would have a control setting to change the speech to English (it does, but in a strange sing-songy voice).

Finally, Brenda decided it would be best if she stayed at the hotel with Holden and the three of us tried to make something of the day. We headed off to Pont du Gard, one of the sites that I had wanted to see in the area. The girls were not too excited, but it turned out to be a lot more fun for them than they had imagined.

Pont du Gard:  Roman aqueduct constructed in the 1st Century AD over the Gardon river.  The lower level was a bridge for traffic, the 2nd level transported water.  The structure itself drops about 56 feet over the length of the river, while the aqueduct only drops 1″ over the same length, indicating the incredible skill in engineering they had.

Fun for the girls – playing in the river right below the bridge. They chased tadpoles and smaller fish for about 1/2 an hour. It killed them that they didn’t think to bring their swimsuits.

Isabella on the bridge.

After lunch, we hung out at the hotel room and rested. Holden thought he was feeling a bit better and Brenda was anxious to get out and see something of the day, so we headed to another nearby town, Tarascon, where I had read that they had a neat castle/keep.

Holden in front of the castle, on the drawbridge.  This castle’s construction started in 1401 and completed in 1449 by Louis II and Louis III of Anjou. This was when Provence was its own Kingdom, prior to uniting with La France to the north.  It was turned into a military prison in the 17th century.  What made this castle great (for us) was the complete access it provided… no guided tours, no blocked off areas. We could wander about from room to room, with hardly anyone else there, and get a real sense of how these buildings functioned.

Isabella in the garden outside of the castle area where they kept the kitchens.

Holden starting to feel not so good again, after walking up too many steps.

On the roof of the castle, over looking the Rhone river and Castle Beaucaire on the other side. Gorgeous!

View of the town below.

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Arles, France (09 July 2012)

Leaving Monte Carlo after only one evening, we headed west along the Riviera passing Nice, Cannes & St. Tropez, then turned north entering the Rhone Valley and into Provence.  Our hotel is in Beaucaire, but we spent most of the day visiting Arles.

This town is now most famous for Van Gogh’s stay here for 2 years – his most prolific time and when most of his most popular paintings where made.  He wanted to come to Provence to get some sun, and they’ve got plenty of that here. We are suffering now from too much heat!

Arles is just the right size to wander about for an afternoon, not too touristy. The girls did some shopping and we also picked up some medicine for Holden.  He has caught something and has been feeling sick for the past couple of days. We decided to spend two days in Beaucaire, which serves as a good central point for us to see some other locations around here tomorrow.

Streets of Arles along the Rhone.

Location and approximate view of where Van Gogh’s “Yellow House” once stood.  It was damaged during WWII and is no longer there.  We ate lunch at the Creperie where the building once stood.  The other buildings (behind, to the left) and the railway bridge are still there, making it easy to see what Van Gogh saw when he painted this in 1888.

Typical street view

Josie and Brenda shopping. All those table linens from Provence you can spend big $$ on at Williams-Sonoma — they are selling on the street here for next to nothing.

Pretty alley

Roman coliseum built in the 100’s.  Not only is it still standing, but it is still used – every Wednesday and Friday they do Bullfights.  We were surprised to learn that this region is still big on bullfighting – we’re not all that far away from the Spanish border, but I never knew this sport was also popular in southern France.

Outside Arles in one of the many sunflower fields.  There are also fields of lavender and grapes everywhere.  The colors here are bold – blues, yellows and greens.  Purples when the sun sets.  Arles is where Van Gogh painted his famous sunflower paintings (as decoration for his Yellow House in the above photo.)

This is the treasure we brought home from Arles. It’s a cast iron kitchen hook in the shape of a bull’s head.

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Monte Carlo, Monaco (08 July 2012)

After a couple of days in our apartment outside of Milan, we sort of hated to leave.  The place was old and without A/C, but terribly charming and a beautiful location to just be together as a family.

We decided to begin our long swing back north to the UK by driving through the northern tip of Tuscany, round to Genoa and then on to the West into France. The drive yesterday morning was absolutely perfect.  Not a cloud in the sky, fast roads and scenery that could not be topped. Our drive to Genoa was like an Olive Garden commercial – all of the houses made of brick or stone, with just enough of the plaster removed to look aged, curved tile roofs, crops in the field, burnt sienna hills in the background.  It’s easy to see why folks fall in love with this part of the world.

Brenda experienced more “under the Tuscan sun” than she liked:  since she’s on the left hand side, she was in the sun all morning long (I was much more comfortable, on the right, in the shade) … and so Brenda was relieved once we headed back up into the mountains one more time to cross the border into France.

Our final stop for the day is Monaco.  We got a hotel that is 5 minutes from the famous Monaco Casino.  After we parked (again, got lucky … real lucky) and unpacked, we walked down to the sea side to take in the lifestyles of the rich and well-bred. It is HOT here, and we spent more time sweating and finding water to drink than we would have preferred.

Monaco looks just like you would think it should – exotic cars everywhere, rich folks wandering about trying to look more important and powerful than the others.  The prices here are impossible.

Monaco is the 2nd smallest country in the world and you can pretty much tour the entire thing, front to back, in one day. After seeing the casino (I went in alone to gawk since the kids weren’t allowed through the front door) and seeing the stores, cars, and people along the main drag, we walked over to Monaco’s one beach to let the kids play a bit in the water.

We then walked back, found a place for dinner that wouldn’t kill us, and then back home to bed by 10:00pm.

We’re only staying one night here – the hotel we rented had A/C, but it wasn’t working for us.  Also, the TV wasn’t working right and I was pissed off enough about the A/C that I made a stink at the front desk and pulled out of our 2-day plans here. We’ve decided that we’d have more fun heading a bit north and getting away from the French Riviera.

Don’t get me wrong – it is very nice on the Riviera – but we just didn’t plan our vacation with beaches/sand/swimming in mind.  We don’t have the gear and don’t want to deal with the mess.  Besides, these places are crowded, expensive, and you really can get better quality beaches on the Florida coast.  We want to see more of the countryside and less of topless, fat 50-year old women.

The famous Monte Carlo casino – just like in the movies.

And, just like I’ve seen on TV, they keep all of the elite cars out front for everyone to gawk at and feel small.  I wandered into the Casino alone (can’t bring kids, can’t bring camera); the Belle Epoque architecture is gorgeous.  The main tables are not as fancy as I had hoped and the clientele was not as cool and James Bondish to suit me.  There were private galleries where the fat cats gamble, but they wouldn’t let me in there at all.

Some window shopping along the main drags.. being a Sunday afternoon, everything was closed.

Plenty of yachts out in the bay.

The most expensive dessert we hope to ever buy in our lives (US$18 each)- at the Cafe de Paris next door to the Casino. This is where you can sit and people watch – which is pretty entertaining. The price for food and drinks, however, was at a new level of extremism.

Fun on Monaco’s one and only beach. Lots of skin being shown all around, most of it not the kind you want to see.

… and what do the Muslims do?  Well, the women loosen up by showing almost all of their face.  The men show their sexy backs.  It was HOT HOT – this cannot be pleasant.  Their God sure does care about stupid things, no?  Brenda raised a good point — here they are, the woman all covered up … but the man is looking around eyeing all of the topless French girls.  I guess it’s ok if they are Infidels.

A very pretty city.  The view you get, rounding the last curve of the highway once the entire bay comes into view is absolutely gorgeous.  The country is a fairly tale example of consumerism and privilege.  We just were not born to the right sets of parents is all…

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Milan, Italy (07 July 2012)

It’s hot. Sunny and hot – something we haven’t experienced previously on this trip.

Today I woke up, wandered over to the local ATM for more Euros, to an open bakery for fresh breakfast croissants, then back to our place for a nice breakfast in.

Afterwards, we drove to a park-n-ride for the Milan Metro subway system and, after figuring out how to buy tickets, where to go.., rode down to central Milan.

Our station dumped us out right in front of “Il Duomo”, the largest Gothic cathedral in the world.  Access inside and around was free, but we also opted to spend a little extra to give us access to the stairway to the roof to see the thousands of sculptures, gargoyles and detail up close.  The views at the top and around Milan were fantastic.  We also got there early enough to avoid the crowds; compared to the packed avenues later in the day, we felt like we practically had the place to ourselves – a feeling I always enjoy as it helps my mood, my chances to keep track of the kids, and my ability to photograph what we’re doing.

Afterwards, we walked aimlessly down streets and window shopped in perhaps the most famous fashion capital in the world.  I wanted to buy a new set of funky, fashion-forward Italian clothes for all of us a-la the Griswolds, but Brenda wouldn’t let me. In the end, I did buy a tie (for that maybe once a year requirement), so that I can say I came to Milan and participated.

Milan is also famous for Da Vinci and The Last Supper – we didn’t go.  The small church where this painting was made is quite fragile and crumbling.  They will only accept 25 tourists in over any given 30-minute time period.  As a result, reservations to enter the church are regularly out 6 months.  News like this pleases Isabella to no end.  She has decided that one church/basilica/cathedral/dom is pretty much like any other in Europe – and she’s really not all that wrong.

The cost at cafes in Milan was just ridiculous – and this is coming from someone “used” to the price of European travel (and the weakness of the US Dollar) over the past month.

Near the Duomo, we took a break at a cafe for cokes, an espresso and a tea. Each of the small bottles of coke cost €6.50 (US$8.00) as an example.  (I could hear Jim snorting his disgust and derision all the way from here.) When Josie proceeded to immediately dump her Coke all over the table, it wasn’t the mess that had me pissed. (My folks will remember the spilled hot chocolate in London…) Fortunately, the waiter saw it, saw Josie curl up and begin silent-crying huge raindrop tears, and raced over to save the day. Indicating “no-a problema!“, he brought to her another coke and a basket of chips (both for free), which also calmed me down a bit as well.

Later in the day, to escape the heat and the crowds, we stopped for another drink – and found it was cheaper instead to order pineapple and gelato deserts for each of us than it was to order a soda/tea/coffee … so that is what we did.  Afterwards, the same store sold bottles of water for only €1.50 if they were “to go” – which is how we managed to wash down the desserts.

Keep in mind that restaurants serve two purposes – to get food, and to (ahem) get rid of former food.  You don’t get to do the latter without the former … so to some degree, keeping regular requires an ongoing tax of food purchases that you may or may not be able to do without at the time. With 5 people (3 of them children), keeping everyone on schedule and at their proper levels of input and outgo takes some practice and forward thinking.

On the positive side, wine here is just about free.  The store next to our hotel has a wide selection of Italian wines for €1.80 to €3.50 per bottle.  I chose a high-end wine for tonight that cost us €4.50. While in France, I bought a Bordeaux brand I knew from home, which cost €10.50 there and goes for about US$40.00 at home.

We are eating more of our meals in.  Local groceries sell food at quite reasonable prices, despite the weak dollar. Come dinner time, we’re tired and want to be in anyway.

As a result, it has been generally cheaper for us to find out-of-the-way bed-n-breakfast locations which can accommodate the 5 of us (more expensive) but then save the extra expense by avoiding eating so many meals out.  This has also been a bit more fun (after a month of this, eating out is no great thrill) trying the local stuff, weird brands & etc, and has been easier on the pocketbook.

No reports lately on the Land Rover, because it has been performing wonderfully (well, for a Land Rover… ) Brenda will hate to see me write this, as she is a devout Jinxist, and is certain that by my very mentioning our lack of difficulties and happiness, we are guaranteeing a cursed future. Time will tell.  (Note from future Brenda:  time did tell … on July 14.  Bam!)

Inside the Duomo

Up on the roof. You can walk around all over the top of the building … the roof is made of marble.

View of the Piazza below.

Recovering from the spilled Coke incident. Those itty bitty Cokes are $8, and the fantastic basket of free chips. Josie can cry and stuff chips in her mouth at the same time.

Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II, completed in 1877. A gorgeous double arcade full of high end brands from all over the world. As the Dos Equis guy says, “I don’t always shop, but when I do, I go to Milano.”

Lots of beautiful people about, carrying little bags of treasures. The Italian economy is doing just fine along these special 10 square blocks.

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Novate Milanese, Italy (06 July 2012)

Friday was mostly a driving day, and a mostly unpleasant one for us.

After breakfast in Sörenberg, we packed up and began our drive south to Italy. We experienced the worst weather we’ve had on the trip … cold and rainy on the north side of the Alps, turning to warmer and heavily rainy on the south side.  The drive up and through the Alps was slow — heavy traffic, bad weather and a lot of trucks. Nowadays, one doesn’t drive so much up-and-over as in-and-through. There are now many tunnels that cut through the mountains, culminating in the impressive Gotthard road tunnel that was a full 10.2 miles in length.

We had visions of a peaceful lunch in some small Italian villa once we crossed, but our delays kept us from crossing the border until around 1:30. The northern part of Italy along the highways was highly industrial. We got frustrated and tempers flared as lunch and our fantasies of rustic villas and guys who look like Guido serving us disappeared.

We drove right by Lake Como in a huff and a rainstorm. Some say it’s quite pretty there… we’ll never know.

We got into our hotel around 3:00 pm. After getting the parking situation resolved (always fun) and getting unpacked, we wandered through this outskirt/suburb of Milan for lunch. The town was deserted – one guy finally told us that everything was closed and that we were “too late” for lunch. We would have to wait until 6:00 for dinner.

Isabella got sick the day before (cough and fever) and was feeling rotten. Brenda was right behind her. So we snacked on the few items we brought with us from Switzerland and then took naps until dinner.

Once it was finally time to eat, the rains began again. We raced over to a restaurant that had just opened and finally had our first proper meal of the day. I speak no Italian, and where we are, finding anyone with English skills is rare. It turns out that-a talking like-a da this, does not help them understand you. My ATM card was rejected for the first time, with a terse notice that I needed to call my bank (open on Monday) to unlock it, since the computer has decided that my recent withdrawal activity was just too suspicious. The last several hotels where we have stayed (including this one) were cash only, and we are close to tapped out. I did bring a “backup” card from another bank (with not so much $$) that should get us by until I can call the good folks at SunTrust on Monday.

After dinner, the skies cleared, the heat of the day cooled off, everyone took showers and relaxed … and things got fun again. By bedtime, we were ready to discuss the next day’s plans – spending a fun filled day in Milan, Italy. And we did just that.

No photos of driving in the rain in tunnels, or disciplining children, or fighting with my spouse; so I’ll present some more idealistic ones of a hike we took yesterday in Switzerland.

Hikes in Switzerland come in only two varieties – straight up or straight down. There was never any level ground to get anywhere fast. We would go up for 15 minutes, sweaty and huffing and puffing, and find ourselves like 1/4 mile away from where we started, still in view.

Brenda showing the kids how to make a whistle out of a plant reed. This turned out to be far more interesting (and competitive) than anyone would have thought. All 3 kids spent the afternoon blowing on weeds until they, too, got it down. Then, the screeching got really annoying.

Josie was the first to get it right, and then spent a lot of time rubbing it in to the other two.

Brenda and Isabella finding “spittle bugs” in the plants.

Isabella, with her Swiss army knife, preparing her next whistle. This is Adam’s favorite shot of Isabella on this trip.

White trash travelers, hanging out their laundry at every stop. We spent a lot of fun time on that ratty, outdoor balcony sofa. Coffee/Tea in the morning, wine time in the evenings.

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Sorenberg, Switzerland (05 July 2012)

For the past couple of days, we have been staying at the “Free Spirit Lodge” in Sörenberg, Switzerland. When we arrived here last evening, it was late and pouring down rain. The place looks quite unassuming – a dark, older building that looked like it had been kept up by a commune of hippies. Once we finally found the place, we had serious doubts as to whether or not we would spend the night. I wandered around the building, trying to find an appropriate place to enter when I was finally accosted by the owner – a very kind Swiss man who runs the place.

He showed me the rooms (rustic and basic, but large) and told me the story. This lodge is over a hundred years old and for many years housed several families who lived together – all brothers or sisters to each other. Their last name was Lindt, and they worked in Chocolate. When the Lindt family finally got wealthy in the chocolate business, they all moved away and got individual houses of their own. The owner now (a 3rd generation heir, named Rene) purchased this place and runs is as a ski resort chalet in the winter and “chill out” lodge in the summer. He has Bob Marley posters hanging on the wall, and all sorts of quirky knick knacks installed all over the grounds. He has clearly chosen a different path from some other members of the Lindt family, but loves what he does here. He has two sons (aged 5 and 4, who are of Sri Lankan descent) that he adopted.

The place is clean and turned out to be a great place for us to stay. We can build a fire in our room and there is actually enough sleeping room for 8, so we got a chance to spread out a bit. The bathrooms are not en suite, and the shower leaves a lot to be desired, but for a couple of days, it has been a fun place to hang out. Brenda wanted a couple of days here, where we weren’t driving around or trying to meet a schedule, and it turned out to be a fantastic idea.

The two boys here are a bit young for Josie, but that hasn’t kept them from playing around the grounds. It has been good to give Josie a chance to get away from her siblings and play with someone new. Between their German and Josie’s English, they seem to manage just fine.

This morning, the sun was bright and the temperature was brisk. Brenda and I sat outside on our balcony, drinking coffee and tea. The only noises to be heard were the birds’ chirping, water from a nearby stream, and the clanging of the cowbells up the hills. It was as close to serenity and perfection as we’ve gotten on this trip.

With the good weather, we decided to spend the day hiking. We headed down about 5 minutes from town where they had a lift up to the top of the Brienzer Rothorn mountain. It’s only about 7500 feet up, but it one of the highest peaks in the Alps, and gave us a complete 360 degree view of a good portion of Switzerland. The views were truly stunning. At the top, the kids found some accessible snow banks, still unmelted in the July heat. They immediately started scooping and throwing snowballs at each other. We had to drag them away before too many ended up in tears.

We hiked around the top, drank hot chocolates in a restaurant near the peak, and then returned back to our cabin for lower elevation hikes throughout the afternoon.

This has been a fantastic two days of hiking and relaxation in truly beautiful and peaceful country. We’ve had a chance to get more laundry done. The kids have all gotten some “cave time” away from each other so that every one is in a good mood and ready to take on the world again tomorrow.

We’re running out of time on this journey and we’ve had to start making some tough decisions as to direction and what we will be able to see. From here, we’ve decided to head south into Italy and begin a long curve westward through the south of France before heading north towards the UK again. This means giving up Bavaria and Austria, but giving us a more mellow travel schedule heading back. With luck, we’ll be in Milano tomorrow evening.

The Free Spirit Lodge. The smoke is coming out of our chimney, from a fire we built ourselves in the antique fireplace.

Isabella doing a “the hills are alive…” spin.

Kids running far to out ahead of us… Sörenberg in the background.

Mount Brienzer Rothorn

Brenda about to get a back full of snow.

This was a far more dangerous shot than it looks… John and Elaine will remember the trail at Dover and why we backed out. It wasn’t windy here today, but with Holden along, we just couldn’t trust us too far down this path before we retreated.

Josie sitting by some forget-me-nots. We think those little white flowers may be edelweiss, but we’re not sure.

Hot chocolate at the top. Very disappointing hot chocolate, too … just a packet of Swiss Miss and some hot water.

The view heading back down.

From atop Mount Brienzer Rothorn, looking down into the Interlaken Valley and across to the southern portion of the Swiss Alps. Breathtaking.

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Grindelwald, Switzerland (04-05 July 2012)

A full day yesterday (July 4). The weather behaved until around 4:00pm giving us enough time to see and do everything we wanted.

We got up early yesterday, before breakfast was being served at hour B&B, to do a hike up in the Black Forest near Badweiler. Our hotel was only about 100 yards from the start of a trailhead. We spent about an hour walking uphill deeper and deeper into the forest. It was a perfect way to start the day and get the gets drained a bit before we sat down to eat.

After breakfast, we packed up and headed south into Switzerland. We drove through Basel and Bern on our way to Interlaken for lunch. We stopped there to get some money (Swiss Francs … they don’t take Euros) and get some food. Because the Franc is so strong against the dollar, everything is just ridiculous expensive. As a rule of thumb, you can safely double any price you would expect to pay for things in the US – and at tourist prices at that. Our pizza dinner for 5 cost us about US$70. Gas is about $8.30/gallon.

After lunch, we drove up into the Swiss Alps to visit a town called Grindelwald – originally a popular ski resort town, but nowadays also a popular summer activity resort with many miles of hiking trails across the Alps. We wanted to hike the Black Forest in the morning and hike the Swiss Alps in the afternoon – and did just that. The views and beauty are everything you have heard – Brenda kept referencing Alaska since so much of it reminds her of the prettiest parts of her childhood. These are the first “real” mountains the kids have ever seen and so even these jaded punks let out a few “ooh!” and “wow!” statements when they thought no one was listening.

Then the rains came and we made our final drive to where we’re staying, another resort town called Sörenberg. More on that tomorrow.

Running in the Black Forest, near Badenweiler Germany.

Josie stopping to smell the flowers.

Lake Thun, Switzerland – the deepest blue lake we’ve ever seen.

Up in the Alps … more fireweed. Get in for a picture, kids!

Logging roads in the Alps.

Upper Grindelwald Glacier at the top of the photo.. This spot was particularly dramatic, because the wind would blow off the glacier and down into that channeled valley. It felt just like standing in front of an A/C unit, where if you moved off to the side 50 feet in either direction, the wind was gone.

We got to do more 4-wheeling. The hiking areas where we visited were only accessible by logging trails.

(More cowbell for Jason.) The cowbells were surprisingly loud. I think they might drive a person mad after awhile.

Holden in his favorite spot, with iPad in hand … while the rest of the family is out exploring.

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Badenweiler, Germany (03 July 2012)

This evening, we’re in Badenweiler, Germany – deep in the Black Forest – home of Cuckoo Clocks and Schnapps.
We left France in the morning and headed towards Triberg, Germany where I had a hike planned up into the mountains… but the weather turned poor and we had nothing but rain once we got up into the upper elevations and into the clouds. In the end, we drove through the town and stopped at a couple of clock stores to see what was offered, but we didn’t stay long.

We then headed back out of the mountains toward our final destination – Badenweiler, in far southwest Germany. Since Roman times, this town has been a popular tourist spot due to the natural hot springs. It is still quite small, but there are at least 10 different spas in the area that cater to rich clientele who need to “take the waters”.

Too much time was spent in the car today, in too poor weather. We walked into town and bought some baskets of fruit for dinner, returned, and are now resting and preparing for our continued trip south – into Switzerland tomorrow.

Triberg, Germany.. Elevation 3200′. The rain clouds loom.

Brenda finding some “Alaskan” fireweed up the Schwarzwald of Germany.

Parked outside our hotel. Across the street is an enormous sheep field. (Enormous field, regular-sized sheep.)

Lunch in Badenweiler. Once you get out of the major towns, folks do not speak English. This makes for “entertaining” exchanges. Still, we managed lunch as well as 2 large German waffle deserts with cherries and cream afterwards.

Part of our hotel.

Isabella and I both purchased pink pearl necklaces from a local shop. (That’s what is in the little blue box she’s holding.) Now, deciding what to do next!

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Longeville-les-Metz, France (01-03 July 2012)

Adam:  For the past several days, we have been staying at a house in the Alsace-Lorraine district in France. I found this place online and it turned out to be a better selection than we had hoped (some of my choices do NOT turn out that way..) This is a 2 bedroom 1-bath house that was owned by the landlord’s parents who (we think) recently died. The place is basically untouched since they previous owners left, which gives us some fun insight as how an older French family lives. Brenda immediately took to the laundry services, full kitchen and enough space for all of us to get away from each other for awhile. It has a nice large backyard, sot he kids could finally get in some proper outside play. It comes with good WIFI and a place for me to set up and get some work done. We went to the grocery store, bought supplies for breakfasts and dinners to keep expenses down and moved it. It has been great, but it is now time for us to head out again.

Meanwhile, back at home, we got reports that our upstairs air conditioning unit had quit working. Temps got up into the 90’s upstairs, preventing our housesitter from sleeping in the bedrooms. She has tried to open all of the windows at night, but the temps aren’t dropping enough overnight to bring things down to a reasonable temperature. I called an AC repair shop in Acworth today and he went out there this afternoon to review. I’ve been sitting up late in France waiting for his call. I finally got the word that a busted capacitor + a new charging of freon was all that was needed and things should now return to normal. It’s a bit unnerving to try and manage these things away from home, 6 time zones forward, but we got it done.

Brenda:  Right now we’re in Metz, France. Out of the past three days, we spent two nights in Amsterdam and last night in Koln (Cologne) Germany. Both are heavy party towns, so we were a bit out of our element and the nights were really noisy for sleeping. For tonight and tomorrow night, Adam found a house in a tiny town in France, down at the end of a quiet street. It’s incredible. It was built in the 1950s, and we’re guessing it belonged to the parents of the guy who rented it to us. We think they died and he inherited the place, and decided to use it as a rental. Anyway, there is a sweet little back garden with a cloths line and a kids’ playhouse, and behind that is a huge field and a lake. We have more space here than we have since we left Atlanta, and it feels really good. I was able to wash a bunch of clothes and peg them outside rather than drape them over furniture in a dinky hotel room. Luxury!

We’re having a fantastic time in spite of several setbacks and issues (mainly with the car and bad weather) and got to feeling rushed for time, so Adam called the airline today and extended our trip another 8 days. Now we will be going home on July 20 instead of July 12.

Cathedral Saint Étienne de Metz in downtown Metz.

View of the backyard, open fields and hills in the background. This shot was taken around 9pm, giving you some indication of the long day here at this time of year.

Living room, dining area.

Isabella in the kitchen.

Finally, room to park this monster!

 

 

 

 

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Luxembourg (01 July 2012)

Yesterday we stopped in Luxembourg for lunch. Luxembourg is a small country – you could fit 8 1/2 of them into Idaho County. It is the only remaining Grand Duchy in the world. I dare you to try and name another. They are extremely wealthy there due to their loose banking policies. It is a great place for shady folks to park their ill gotten gains. The Jong Il family (as an example) reputedly have more than US$4.5B parked here. Per capita GDP is more than $80k a year and it shows. The land is attractive, well kept and gives off the impression of wealth. We walked down to the pedestrian center of town to find something to eat. Being Sunday, if the store were to open, it would not open until 2:00pm. We had limited choices for lunch around 12:30 (we were all hungry and were not going to wait..). Many outdoor cafes were open for lunch, but the prices were far too high – making the other locations we’ve visited seem cheap. Per person prices ran from €25 to €35.

As a result, we finally broke down, put aside our prejudices and the result:

A Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it “Le Big Mac.” (Pulp Fiction joke, for those like my mom who will not get it.)

It was still too expensive.. and I got into a fight with the girl at the counter who did not give me enough change back. (She shorted me €10). It is not easy for me to fight in French.. In the end, I won however, when the manager came by and found the missing €10 note sitting on the ground where the girl had dropped it.

Afterwards, the weather being marvelous, we walked about.


This city, like so many others in the area, started out as a Roman fort.  It is perched on the edge of precipitous cliffs that drop into the narrow valleys of the Alzette and Petrusse rivers. This leaves many deep gorges that have been spanned by many bridges. The views are beautiful.

Finally, some room to run around! That is Isabella, if you look very closely.

Adam said, “Stand there, it’s a great view.” Little did I know he was making a joke at my expense. My family makes fun of me for seeking out the art scene everywhere I go.

Afterwards, the drive continued south to France.  Today, we had breakfast in Germany, lunch in Luxembourg and dinner in France.

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Amsterdam, Netherlands (29 June 2012)

We arrived into Amsterdam late yesterday afternoon and got ourselves checked in. I was able to find a room that could take the 5 of us; it has absolutely 0 creature comforts, but it is right now in the central part of town, putting us within walking distance of everything we wanted to see and do. The TV here has only one channel – the Disney channel in Dutch. This has forced us to get out and about to keep us from going crazy.

Amsterdam is attractive, but a bit too crowded, fast-paced and frenetic for us. The city (at least the tourist area near the center of town) is full of 20-30 year old kids from all over the world – backpackers, bums, Eurotrash, and everything in between. They wake up and get out around 5pm, sit out all evening smoking and drinking beer in cafes, along the canals and about town. Since it never really seems to get dark here (it sort of dims between 11pm and 3am) I can see how it would be very attractive to party all night long in the clubs, down the streets, on the boats on the water and so forth – and everyone does.

It is a town designed for bicycles and everyone seems to have one. Bicyclers have priority over pedestrians and cars and I’ve found that as someone walking around, it can be rather difficult – there aren’t many sidewalks dedicated to walkers – we usually have to share the roads with bicycles and cars and they are not shy about taking you out if you’re in the way.

All over town are the Coffeeshops (as opposed to the safer “koffiehuis” and cafes) which is code for the dens that serve up all sorts of Marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms and related products. They are all over the place and over the past two days we’ve seen young folks all over town openly smoking joints in and out of doors, and have wandered into outdoor wafts of that identifiable, slightly sweetish smelling cloud.

On the plus side, this city has many young, attractive, blond girls riding around on bikes. This is a not-altogether unpleasant benefit, if you’re into that sort of thing. Even Brenda had to concede that a lot of “models” seemed to be riding all over town for our entertainment. All of the European guys look gay to me – and surely to the girls as well, to my thinking.

One of the interesting ironies of Amsterdam is that the oldest part of town, thick with 500+ year old churches and great stately buildings, is also now home to the famed Red Light District. We wandered over there late this afternoon and, one wrong turn down a few back alleys too many, found ourselves in Gomorrah. Brenda quickened her pace and began scrambling down streets to find a way out of the maze before our kids became a little too worldly for their own good. We passed by gay sex shops and long lines of prostitutes standing behind glass panels, on display for the choosing, while Holden and Isabella argued obliviously about some video game detail that they couldn’t agree on. Josie complained bitterly that she was hungry and wanted dinner, but Brenda wouldn’t have any of it until we had cleared a good 20+ blocks away from that area, much closer to our hotel.

Brenda was thrilled with the quality and quantity of street art available. There are a great number of would-be artists in town and they’re eager to sell their works cheap to make ends meet… Brenda purchase 5 paintings here over two days and can’t wait to get home and find places to show them.

Every corner, bridge and canal is highly photogenic – Amsterdam makes anyone a brilliant photographer. It’s a fun place, with no end of things to see and do, but really is designed around a great nightlife and 20 year old party mentality. We did see families and older folks, but they looked and acted a bit out of place – I sure get the feeling that they would prefer to somehow take back their historied and elegant town, and send the young punks to some other corner of Europe.

 Brenda’s note:  After we left Delft, we went into Amsterdam to spend two nights. Our hotel was right in the middle of the old city center, which is now the party district. Specifically, it’s the gay party district. There were a lot of really faaaaaabulous! dudes wandering around.

I was kind of uncomfortable in Amsterdam just because of the “element” … BUT the place was crawling with artists, so I went nuts again buying art from stoners sitting in Rembrandt Square. I’ve never seen such an abundance of really spectacular art, and they were selling it for practically nothing. If that’s what marijuana does, then bring it on … I’m on board 100%. Whatever it takes for people to produce art that fantastic coupled with the willingness to sell it that cheaply!

I bought three watercolors from a guy who paints in “a style in honor of Rembrandt” — which are realistic landscapes of Amsterdam and absolutely gorgeous. Then I bought another two paintings from a guy that I called The Alice-In-Wonderland Guy; he had two very different styles of paintings and I asked if he did all of them. His English wasn’t very good (and I don’t speak Dutch at all) but I think what he was trying to tell me was that his realistic paintings were ones he did sober, and the weird ones were done while he was on mushrooms. Anyway, I bought two of the psychedelic mushroom paintings. Adam doesn’t like those nearly as well as I do, but I think they are just super, super cool.

The paintings lead to us accidentally blundering into the hooker district. Two of the paintings I bought from the Rembrandt guy are gorgeous views of Amsterdam’s Church of St. Nicholas. I wanted to find the view and get a photo from the same location as the paintings.

That poor church is now smack dab in the middle of the Red Light district. When we realized the area was getting a bit rough, we got semi-lost trying to find our way out. The prostitutes stand in glass doors of their little bedroom places of business and just hang out in their underwear until a customer comes along and picks them. Thank goodness Holden was so busy talking about video games he didn’t notice. Isabella did, but had the maturity not to say anything until we were well out of the area. Josie was hungry and kept whining “Let’s just eat there! I don’t understand why we can’t stop and eat there!” while pointing at the “Coffee Shops” which are actually marijuana bars. We were glad to get out of there.

Brenda bargaining with one of the local street artists. This was the “Rembrandt” guy.

Rembrandt Square. Artists and everyone else hanging out in the parks.

View of the housing near our hotel.


House boats line all of the canals. Those who don’t have any land to plant their gardens get inventive.

Large Starbucks – recently opened. They are trying a “new concept” store, much larger with different serving styles, a higher end coffee bar, different foods, games, tweets to the public when baked goods come out of the oven & etc.

The Bloemenmarkt – a floating Dutch bulb market with all sorts of exotic plants. The internet warns that most are not legally able to enter into the US, despite the assurances of the street vendors.

You see… some seeds and plants are more exotic (and banned) than others.

Anne Frank House

View of the Ann Frank house. It’s the 70’s looking building on the left. They actually saved her house, and then built an entire museum around the thing. I wanted to tour the house this morning, but the lengthy line kept us away. We didn’t go, much to the pleasure of the kids. We did walk over to the Van Gogh museum, which was fantastic if you’re into him, and then to a diamond museum that celebrates Dutch and Amsterdam expertise in the diamond trade since the 1500’s.

In front of the Rijksmuseum.

Strange bird – doesn’t have webbed feet but what look like a series of lily pads on each of its’ toes. We found out later that it’s a coot.

Nicer looking houses along one of the canals.

Brenda and Josie walking back from a stain glass window factory.

Nicer looking houses along one of the canals.

Josie learning the routine from her mama. This was the psychedelic mushroom guy.

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Delft, Netherlands (28 June 2012)

Today I performed a near impossible feat – I found a parking spot, in downtown Amsterdam, for our huge vehicle. After this, everything else is gravy. More on that tomorrow.

Today, we spent the day in Delft, Netherlands – famous for the pottery and Vermeer. Both were in abundance there.

The town isn’t very large, and while it does have some tourist element, it is fairly low key and quite appealing to us. Brenda found a wealth of shops and vendors all selling unique products that we couldn’t proceed without. Even the kids walked away with Delft cows, windmills, turtles & the like. Brenda found two paintings and an old coffee grind some 60 years old.

Brenda’s note:  I think one of my very favorite days was the first day we spent in the Netherlands (Holland.) We stopped for lunch and a wander-round in Delft, most famous for that white and blue pottery. I went absolutely nuts and spent close to $400 on paintings (two antiques), an antique coffee grinder (which I will nail to the wall at home and force Adam to use instead of his fancy electric grinder), and a hand-painted trivet tile. I don’t know exactly how I’ll get all those fragile items home, but where there’s a will there is a way.

The only downside of the afternoon was that Josie managed to lock herself into the bathroom at the restaurant where we ate lunch.  It’s an old converted house, with the bathroom (just one) at the top of the steepest and most rickety staircase I’ve ever seen.  We sent her up alone because there was only one teeny tiny potty (no room for two in the bathroom) and the stairs were likewise only suited for one human body at a time.  Anyway, she locked the door — and then couldn’t figure out the ancient mechanism that unlocked it.  We were all sitting downstairs and outside, so didn’t hear her banging and crying.  Just at the point we were starting to think maybe someone should go see what was taking Josie so long, she came outside with her face all streaky and said, “I was locked in!  That man who doesn’t speak English had to let me out with a knife!”  This is now known to Josie as the very worst place on the whole trip.  Delft — the place where the bathrooms are not to be trusted.

Antique “Koffie” grinder, hand-painted Delft ceramic.

Hand-painted ceramic trivet, by De Blauwe Tulp

Antique painting of chickens, found in street vendor stall

Scene of Delft, painted by Stevensz — he died sometime around 1990, this painting was done probably in the 1960s.

We had lunch there and spent most of the afternoon wandering along canals and down charming alleys.

The weather today was just perfect – almost 80 degrees. The drive through the Netherlands was fun – lots of green farms, windmills and all the other items you would expect here.  It really does live up to expectations.

The car is behaving marvelously and today we experienced the kind of drive, stops, food and fun that we had dreamed about during the planning of this trip.

Shop where we bought the coffee grinder. Those things hanging on the rack are old strap-on ice skates.

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Antwerp, Belgium (27 June 2012)

Our second day in Antwerp.  We had nothing better to do than to wander about the town and see the sights.

After breakfast, we headed out to walk from our hotel to the main canal on the west side of town, stopping for window shopping along the way.

After lunch we walked from store to store to store in the diamond district. Antwerp is the diamond capital of the world, largely controlled by the Hasidic Jews here. There are whole blocks in this area that are filled with nothing but one jewelry store after another – selling almost nothing but diamonds and the various gold and platinum settings to hold them.

We ate lunch at an Irish restaurant and dinner at a Lebanese restaurant – since there really isn’t anything like a “Belgian” restaurant. We have, however, found the time for Belgian chocolates and “warme chocolademelk” drinks. Waffles tomorrow for sure before we head out.

Holden at his happiest. My parents will surely remember seeing a lot of this.

This is a new jacket for Isabella. The girls visited a second hand store (thrift shop) and found a cheap jacket in her size. It was one of the few things she decided was worth spending her own money on. The red purse was a new purchase for Josie.

One of the jewelry stores.

Store after store. Each of the white signs represented a different diamond shop down one lane.

Antwerp railway station.

Street shots.

 

 

 

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Antwerp, Belgium (26 June 2012)

We’re in Belgium! We left London early the morning to make the 2 hour drive to Dover to catch the Chunnel train. Fortunately, we made better time that I had feared, and we were able to catch an earlier train with no additional cost or inconvenience. The Channel crossing went without a hitch – we had to take a special train that can accommodate buses, tall vehicles, cars with trailers & etc.

By 11am we were in France and racing East across the northern coast to go to Belgium. In less than an hour, we crossed the border and began looking for a place to eat lunch. We stopped in Veurne for soup and spaghetti, and to spend some time walking around the central square, grabbing some groceries, and getting used to the culture shock of the new environment and Dutch language.

We had previously decided to spend the night in Antwerp. Brenda had wanted to visit there to see the famous diamond district, and since we had visited Bruges in the past, we thought this would be a pleasant change. The city is larger and more modern, and much less touristy. It has a much more “international” feel, which is PC for “there are a lot of foreigners and strange looking folks here.”

We had gorgeous driving weather – 80 degrees and sunny – and the drive through Flanders is pleasant and picturesque. Things didn’t start to get crazy until we got into downtown Antwerp and tried to find our hotel. There is significant road construction going on in the center of town and many of the streets are closed or have been routed into opposite directions. After several attempts, our GPS just couldn’t get us to our hotel. We had to pay to park on a street some blocks away and then check in. Then, the fun began.

They don’t have any parking there, and all of the parking garages in the area have a roof limit of 1.85m. How high is the Land Rover? I don’t know… Holden and I then went on a walk to find a hardware store in the area, buy a tape measure, and then walk back to the car to find out that my Defender measures just under 2.2m. While the girls got settled in the room, Holden and I drove all over the place trying to find a parking garage with the requisite roof height. After about 20 minutes, we managed to find a place and finally got settled. We all then had to walk to the car to get our luggage & etc and bring back to the room.

It wasn’t until after 5 that we got settled and were able to walk about, seeing the sights and scoping out locations for dinner. We’ve decided to stay an extra day here tomorrow to give the town the proper level of attention.

Walking around Antwerp. If you want jewelry, this is the place to go.

Outdoor cafe for dinner, a first for us on this trip! The weather is finally pretty good.

Brenda, washing the windshield in Veurne when we stopped for lunch. This is the only way to reach it all. The Defender is a big car.

 

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London, UK (25 June 2012)

It’s just the 5 of us again, trying to make our way around Europe.

After breakfast, we decided to head back into London to visit Grays & The Mews Antique Market that Brenda ran into several days ago, but didn’t have enough time to properly peruse. After several £2500-£4000 items convinced her that everything was out of our league, we decided to head towards the London Zoo.

The weather was perfect today, and we all enjoyed a long walk through Regent’s Park and then to the Zoo.

We’re now back at the hotel, fed, bathed, and ready for bed. We need to get up early tomorrow and will be making the Chunnel crossing into France. We have a room booked in Antwerp, Belgium for tomorrow night. Wish us luck getting there!

Sunbathing in Regent’s Park

Brenda stopping to smell the (English) roses.

Giant moths at the zoo.

Isabella inspecting leaf cutter ants crawling along a rope at one of the BUGS! displays.

Honey bees.

 

 

 

 

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Windsor, UK (24 June 2012)

Sunday was our last day with the folks. We had to return to London to be able to help put them on an airplane out of Heathrow very early Monday morning.

We decided to park down near our previous London hotel (where I still had a valid parking pass) and take the Underground to the British Museum. We split up into two groups and spent several hours seeing what we could see. We’ve been there twice now and still haven’t hit all the wings of the building.

Afterwards, we wandered about looking for a place for lunch and settled on a Turkish restaurant; surprisingly good food for everyone.

We then drove out to Windsor to see the castle and meander through the shopping district. Mom and Brenda bought some last minute treasures from an antique store. By then it was time for hotel check in, wine time, dinner and bed.

My folks are now on a plane to home and we’re spending today getting prepared to make our Chunnel crossing tomorrow morning.

British Museum

Windsor with the castle in background.

“The Long Walk”, the view from the front of the Castle.

Church in downtown Windsor.

 

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Chartwell, UK (23 June 2012)

On Saturday morning, we awoke and walked back into downtown Canterbury to find that local folks were setting up for a farmer’s market, covering the length of the pedestrian section of town. Mom managed to find a porcelain rabbit that she’ll be taking home. I bought fudge and apple juice for the crew.

Two angry people – you’ld never think we’re having the times of our lives.

Checking out the floral offerings at the Saturday morning market.

Walking back to our hotel.

We then drove to Westerham, the home of Chartwell – Winston Churchill’s home and base from 1924 until he died in 1965. To me, this was one of the most anticipated locations of the entire trip, and we were not disappointed. We spent most of the day there and caught a quick lunch before departing.

Chartwell

Touring the grounds.

That afternoon we watched a number of demonstrations by the Home Guard – a WWI doughboy group showing how quickly they did machine gun installations, how to properly attack targets with bayonets, how to dress wounds & etc.

Late in the afternoon, we drove to Brighton, the beach town on the southern coast – even though it was cold and windy and constantly threatening to rain, the place was crowded. So much so, that after a quick walk to the pier, we decided to leave because it was just too chaotic for any of us to have any fun.

Josie showing her ninja skills in Brighton.

Cold, wet & windy. Still, there are kids getting buried in the rocks (no sand here) on the beach, while others play cricket. People are laying out, even though there is no sun.

We then drove to our hotel, caught a quick dinner via room service and hit the sack.

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Dover, UK (22 June 2012)

A bit of a rough start this morning. After a full English breakfast at the hotel where we are staying in Canterbury, we prepared for a full day of fun. I got out to the car to load some items, and tried to start the car to warm it up. The engine would not start – the battery was dead. No one was around the help jump start the car, and after a series of panicked calls, I learned that the British Auto insurance that I had signed up for included full roadside service as part of the policy for free. After about a 45 minute wait, someone arrived and not only jump started the car, but did some diagnostics on it to help isolate the root cause of the problem.

In the end, we don’t quite know what caused the problem, but the most likely problem (since I cannot find anything/anyone else to blame) was that I left the headlights on during the day after we parked and ran the battery down.
We finally left, fully charged but a bit more nervous about our situation around 10:00 and the day just improved by leaps and bounds afterwards.

We did purchase a second battery as backup “just in case” we run into future problems. Otherwise, the car performed marvelously, which improved everyone’s mood as the day progressed.

We drove to Dover and spent most of the day at Dover Castle – our first visit there – and a real highlight of our trip. The castle was first built just after 1066 and was really filled out by William the Conqueror’s grandson, Henry II in the 1100’s. It is the largest castle in all of England and was a wonderful place to visit. It has been used as a fort over the past 1000 years, and was also a strategic site during WWII, where the British positioned a number of anti aircraft guns and battalions. On the site was a 20 minute tour of underground passages that served as a field hospital from 1941-1945 – completely untouched and authentic, left abandoned just after the war and recently restored for tours.

 

View from the castle to downtown Dover

In the great dining hall of the Keep, set up to simulate conditions during Henry II’s reign.

Several hundred years later… canons set to defend the coast against the French.

Windy! It wasn’t cold, it wasn’t wet, but the wind up on that bluff overlooking the English channel knocked us about a bit.

The church on the left was first built around 1000. The lighthouse on the right (built by the Romans around the time of the death of Jesus) was almost 1000 years old when the church was built.

Did we mention it was really, really windy?

(Brenda’s note:)  It was by far the best castle we’ve ever seen.  The inside has an ingenious floor plan with these huge intersecting spiral staircases.  It looks just like being inside the Xbox game Oblivion (or Skyrim) and the kids had a fantastic time exploring it.  I told Adam today that if I ever became a billionaire, I’d have it reproduced (with well-hidden modern amenities, like running water, heat, plumbing, etc.) complete with moat.  I don’t recall Dover Castle having a moat, but if I were creating my fantasy castle, I’d definitely add one.  Then I’d put swans on it.

We then drove to a position to show my folks the White Cliffs of Dover – we didn’t spend much time there – it was extremely windy (20-30mph winds) and a bit dangerous trying to walk on the narrow path along the cliffs – but my folks got to see what all the fuss was about, and I broke off a bit of the cliff to give to my mom to take home as a reminder.

Afterwards, we returned to Canterbury for wine time, some late afternoon shopping at a Scottish cashmere store, a nice curry dinner and hot chocolate for dessert. Off to bed!

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Canterbury, UK (21 June 2012)

Proof that the mythical car actually exists!

It’s here and delivered. We’ll take this out to Canterbury tomorrow.

It is NOT done, so to speak, but done enough for us to use over the next couple of weeks. The critical functions have been finished, but there is MUCH in the cosmetic and detail portions that still either need to be installed, swapped out, or fixed before the car will make the boat ride to Georgia.

Too much to write now.. but there will be a punch list of items to get sorted out. The most immediate/obvious issue now is that the doors don’t work/lock properly. We currently can’t even get the rear passenger side door to open. The car did pass MOT and was taxed in the UK and fully licensed with insurance & etc. The builder focused on getting the engine and transmission right, so we have as much confidence as is reasonable that the thing will run and get us where we need to be.

The exterior is basically done, but the interior is still pretty rough, but serviceable. I’m thrilled that we finally have it and am eager to get some miles under our belts, even if it is under rough conditions. Once we get done traveling about in Europe, we’ll return the car to Hartlepool, and Colin will finish all of the items.
Wish us luck!

 

 

CANTERBURY:

Yesterday we left London and drove about an hour and a half east through the Kent region to Canterbury. That will be our home-base for the next two nights while we explore all over the area.

Our first stop was downtown Canterbury. We had lunch at a small tea room that Brenda fell in love with on our first trip here. After that, we headed for the Cathedral. Brenda and the little girls split off and went window shopping, while the rest of us toured the old building.

After that, we did more shopping, walking and eating until it was bed time. Canterbury is a fairly small town, and everything is within walking distance of our hotel, making small and desultory trips possible even with 7 people involved.

John, Elaine and Holden in front of Canterbury Cathedral

Inside Canterbury Cathedral

Right outside the entrance gates.

Downtown Canterbury

Playing around in the ruins one of the first three Normal castles built, right around 1070 by William the Conqueror. The walls are made of flint.

Back at the hotel for rest and iPad time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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London, UK (19 June 2012)

Yesterday was fantastic – great weather and the 7 of us put on more than 7 miles by foot all over the city.

After breakfast, we took off to see the Tower of London. We got there not long after they had opened, and for the first hour or so we felt like we had the place to ourselves. Very enjoyable. After a couple of hours, the hordes of field trip buses disgorged kids, making the place crowded and a bit unpleasant to get around. We left there shortly thereafter and found some lunch in a marina along the Thames.

After lunch, we took the Underground to Trafalgar Square, spent about an hour in the National Museum (and had to drag Mom out far too early to suit her), then walked from there through Picadilly Circus, along Savile Row, and then toured the posh shops in the Mayfair area.

By then, everyone was exhausted, so we headed home and had wine time at our place. Dad, Isabella and I walked to a local Indian restaurant for some take-away meals and we all ate back at the house. After that, bed!

Tower of London

The kids in one of the king’s bedchambers.

Patty cake in an ancient window. This is my favorite photo of the entire 6-week trip.

John and Josie

The whole group got a close up view of one of the legendary Ravens of the Tower.

Josie in one of the demonstration cages left over from when exotic animals were kept at the Tower. All those animals eventually moved into what became the London Zoo.

Contemplating ravens.

Tower bridge. You can see the Olympic rings – they’re still working to complete them, and they will be lowered over the bridge when the Olympics start here next month.

Gorgeous paintings, out of our price range.

Caught a shot along Savile Row of some tailors doing their “Bespoke” suit thing.

 

 

 

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London, UK (18 June 2012)

Adam:  Yesterday we made the drive from Sheffield down to London, arriving in the afternoon and getting settled in our 2-bedroom flat for the next 4 evenings. We caught some lunch, then hit the grocery story for fruit, cereal and wine.

This morning, after breakfast at Starbucks, we walked over to the Natural History museum. After lunch I got the text that my folks had arrived at their hotel room. We quickly finished lunch and headed over to meet up with them and plan our afternoon.

Brenda:  Well, this vacation has certainly been beset with hardships. Last night at 3:30 a.m. Josie started throwing up. She broke my heart a little when she finished heaving into a garbage can and selflessly said, “I’m sorry, Mama. I know how much you hate puke.” She’s such a little gem! Just like her older sister! We’re just not catching any breaks with poor Josie. She was up most of the night (and so were we) but by 8:00 a.m. when we left the hotel, she seemed fine. Such are the recuperative powers of a 7 year old. We made her travel with a plastic puke bag on her lap, but she’s been more or less fine since. Now we’re just waiting to see if the illness hits anyone else. First lice, now gastroenteritis. In addition to our car not being ready, we feel like we’ve gotten bad luck out of the way early and are looking forward to smooth sailing in the next few weeks. That’s the way Karma works, right?

Today we made it into London, and the hotel we’ll stay in for the next 4 days. It’s a 2 bedroom apartment (with full kitchen) so we have a bit more room. If anyone else gets sick, this is a decent place to do it. We can stock up on things like fruit and we have the ability to cook rice, etc. if we need to, and we’re in one place for several days. I think we’re all ready to get out of the car for awhile. Colin is supposed to meet us here tomorrow and give us our forever car, so we’ll see … I am very skeptical that he’ll be on time. He’s one of those perfectionists who can never let a project go. Perfectionism is an admirable trait, but at some point it becomes a liability.

Randy, I will look at the stuff you sent on Maurice Duchamp (for the rest of you, the artist who was the infamous urinal signer), but we don’t have internet right now (as I type) so I’ll have to look at it later. I suspect you are correct, though, and that his art would have made a lot more sense (and been a bigger statement) during the time it was executed … although I might argue that “true” art has a timeless quality and needs not be confined to the social climate in which it was created. I can’t make that argument, though, without being able to see the link you referenced. It’s a spirited debate for another time! I really REALLY enjoy reading what you have to say, since almost nobody else I know likes to discuss art with me. I will say that the Tate in Liverpool, for all the things I did not like, had a couple pieces that blew me away … one was an early Jackson Pollack (stunning!), and the other was a painting Edouard Manet did as a throw-away study for a sculpture he did several years later. I spied it from across the room and made a bee-line, before I even knew it was a Manet. The artists who have “It!” have “It!” without a doubt. Spectacular. It was worth slogging through the shite just to see those two pieces, for absolute certain.

In light of Josie’s stomach and the fairly long drive into London, we didn’t do much of anything today aside from chores. We checked into our hotel, had a nice lunch in a Spanish restaurant that was willing to fix Josie a fruit plate off-menu (because of her delicate tummy), and went to a little grocery store for fruit and breakfast cereal for tomorrow morning, and a bottle of wine for tonight. I bought a medieval wine goblet — hand-thrown from Northumbrian clay — in Sherwood Forest and I need to “give it a go” as they say here. After last night, Adam and I both could use a glass (or three) of wine.

Later:  My Northumbrian goblet has turned out to be a genius of design … perfect for tepid wine, cold water, and hot tea. I imagine it would also serve well for mulled wine, beer, mead, ale, and any other beverage people would have liked to imbibe. Good design withstands the ages.

At the Natural History Museum

Fossils

We decided to take the underground to Westminster station. After walking around Big Ben and the Parliament buildings, we spent the majority of the afternoon at Westminster Abbey.

My, but Big Ben goes on up a long way, well beyond the range of my 50mm lens!

Afterwards, we walked by Buckingham Palace, caught dinner at a local Pub in Victoria neighborhood, and then returned to our flat for wine time.

St. James’ park, in front of Buckingham Palace

Grandpa, Grandma, and one happy Josie.

Mom and Dad are flat out “shatted” now (they were real troopers spending the afternoon wandering around London after an afternoon flight (talk about culture shock)) and so we’ll catch up with them tomorrow morning for another full day of fun that will try their patience and endurance to the limits!

Weather is behaving brilliantly!

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Sherwood Forest, UK (16 June 2012)

Saturday morning was calm and pleasant – we only have a short drive planned today to Sheffield, and since it was Saturday and we’ve now been on the road for a week, it was a good time to recharge batteries (both literally and figuratively), re-pack duffel bags and suitcases, clean up camera lenses and electronic toys & etc. Everyone slept in and I had a chance to take care of some work emails while enjoying morning coffee. The kids are currently watching Saturday morning cartoons.

Leaving Liverpool, we drove through Manchester and over a mountain range into Sheffield. We then headed south to find Sherwood Forest, the stomping grounds of Robin Hood.

Kids in front of the Major Oak, some 1150+ years old and thought to be one of the hideouts of Robin Hood.

My new waterproof The North Face coat that is now my very favorite. Oh, and also Holden posing in one of the oldest forests left in the world.

Typical texture of these old oaks.. most of Sherwood Forest was cut down in the Middle Ages.. it took almost 2000 old growth oaks from these forests to make one galleon.
During the times of Robin Hood (1080-1120ish) there was more than 100,000 acres. Now, only about 1,000 acres remain.

Many of the old oaks are dying from disease, which kills them from the inside out.

Ancient village of Edwinstowe, first appearing in texts in 633.

St. Mary’s church. This building is actually the second built on this site. This one was completed in 1185. It is reputed to be the church where Robin Hood married Maid Marian.

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Liverpool, UK (15 June 12)

After a wonderful full English breakfast at the B&B in Ulverston, we loaded up and headed south to Liverpool.

We got in about noon and headed down to the waterfront. Over the past 10 years, they have refurbished this formerly run-down dockside/quay and have installed all sorts of museums, shops and things to attract tourists.

The weather did not behave today, however.. most of the time it spat down on us, but the malls and attractions were all designed with overhangs and roofs between structures – I get the feeling this place gets a lot of rain.

Liverpool is kind of disappointing.  It’s more modern-looking than other cities we’ve seen in England, so not nearly as many of the cool old buildings.  The residential areas look run-down and rough.  We spent most of the day at Liverpool One, their big new shopping mall area/museum area.

 

 

Ferry ‘Cross the Mersey….

We ate lunch in the mall, and stumbled onto a The North Face store.  The North Face is the brand of clothes we loaded up on in REI before we left, and have been a huge saving grace on this trip.  We don’t have laundry facilities and don’t want to waste entire days figuring out how to find and use laundromats, so we bought a bunch of clothes that can be washed in a sink and will dry overnight.  They are lightweight, warm, and wrinkle-free.  Best clothes ever.  So, we stopped at that store to get Isabella one more pair of pants (they only had one pair in her size at REI back home) and I ended up buying a new rain jacket.  The white jacket I’ve been wearing in every photo sent out is my favorite coat, but made of cotton and absorbs water like crazy.  Since it’s been raining so much, I’ve been continually damp.  Having a waterproof coat will be such a luxury!

Near The North Face store in Liverpool One

We next visited the Tate Museum, the only one in the area with free entry.  It was also quite disappointing.  The two floors of paintings I was most interested in seeing (Monet, Turner, Twombly) were closed for maintenance, so we were left with the remaining two floors of sculptures and modern art.  We are not fans.

This was the period of time when it became acceptable to put out any old garbage and call it art.  Literally.  One of the exhibits was a lucite box filled with garbage the artist found on the street of some city.  I can’t even remember which city, but the name of the piece was something like “Portrait of Liverpool [or wherever].”  There was a lofty explanation of the piece next to the box of garbage about how it shows modern life and it’s consumerism nature, blah blah.  It looked more to me like the artist got nabbed for drunk & disorderly and got sentenced to picking up trash for community service, and then decided to make the best of an unfortunate situation.

Another exhibit was a urinal another artist had signed his name on with a Sharpie.  Art!  A door standing in the middle of a room .. art!  A rope hanging off the ceiling … art!  Come on.  Yoko Ono had a piece, too.  It was a pile of triangular prisms with a light shining on it from below.  She called it something like “Castle of Light in the Sky” — but it wasn’t any different than a typical display of fake diamonds jewelers put in their shop windows to attract peoples’ eyes with shiny objects.  I don’t know what got into people in the 60s.  Maybe too many drugs, for an entire generation of people to think that mundane stuff was worthy of calling art.

I am not very impressed with Andy.

Isabella participating in an active, kids effort at modern art.

Poor Holden, in a state of perpetual boredom while he waits for his sisters to poke through yet another shop.

It was still raining when we left the Tate, so we had a Starbucks hot chocolate and headed to our hotel.  This is one of the best set-ups we’ve had in a hotel so far — two whole rooms, with the kid in one and Adam and I get our own room!  It’s cold as can be though.  It’s in an old Victorian house that oozes charm, but none of the heating works.  There also isn’t any hot water in the sinks, which makes for a rather bracing face wash.

Starbucks hot chocolate — good to the last drop.

Adam talked to Colin yesterday afternoon and Colin promises our car is almost ready.  Today we’re driving down to the Sherwood Forest/Nottingham area and Colin is going to meet us somewhere down there for a car swap.  We still have to work out the details and not sure if that will take place today or tomorrow (we’re guessing tomorrow) but looking forward to getting our own car.  It will be a relief to have all that mess finally sorted out.

 

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Lake District, UK (14 June 12)

Today we spent a good part of the day in the car, driving through the countryside from Edinburgh, by Glasgow, and then into the south west of Scotland (Lockerbie, Dumfries). We then re-entered England proper, stopping in Carlisle for lunch. We then drove through the Lake District in the afternoon, stopping at several small villages, and ended up tonight in Ulverston, along the west coast.

The past two days have not been all that interesting. We spent most of Thursday driving from Edinburgh to a little town in the Lake District of England. It took longer than we thought, so almost the whole day was eaten up with driving the loud Land Rover (aka, The Tractor) and listening to the kids fight over what little space was available to them in the back with all the luggage.

The Lake District is really pretty. It’s where Beatrix Potter lived, and all the Peter Rabbit stories take place somewhere in that area. The countryside looks a whole lot like the water color paintings everyone associates with Peter Rabbit illustrations. We stopped at several of the small towns, but they are geared mostly for tourists and have lot of over-priced shops catering to that crowd. I found a couple of art galleries, but was put off by the amount of money they wanted for their paintings, and also skeptical about their authenticity. They had framed “originals” selling for big bucks that were also selling in Paris at Christmastime on the street for way less money. They technically are originals, but are mass-produced in China from a template. I imagine a factory somewhere that has several hundred Chinese women hastily slopping out “originals” all day long of the same Paris street scene. No thanks. Anyway, the gallery had a couple paintings I actually sort of liked, but I was too suspicious of their provenance and not willing to shell out $100+ for something not done by a real artist. I am going to have to continue just buying paintings on the street directly from the people who painted them.

We had booked two rooms at a Bed & Breakfast in Ulverston, but when we arrived, the owner told us that she had had to cancel our reservation. Hadn’t we heard? No, of course we hadn’t. They had a water leak in one of the rooms and a second room was double books. In the end, we got it worked out, but the 5 of us have to share the “Family Room”, with only 3 beds. I was a bit nervous for awhile, since we’re kind of off of the beaten path, but we’re in now, cleaned up, fed up thanks to a local Pub, and we’re settle into a nice sleep. Tomorrow we head south to Liverpool.

Windermere, home of Beatrix Potter. Her Peter Rabbit stories were inspired by the countryside in which she grew up.

Seaside in Ulverston. Very windy! The tide is out when we took our walk this afternoon.

Very friendly horse and pony.

Brenda encountering a swan family.

Brenda being chased away by daddy swan. He finally had enough, got out of the water, and went to battle.

What’s left over of the gate and locks at Ulverston Canal, first constructed in 1793.

The subject of work, and more specifically how I am managing on the road so far, has come up. Actually, things have worked out quite well thanks to modern technology. Usually, the charging of all these electronic toys turns out to be the bigger of problems. With me, I have my laptop, iPhone and also an iPad, and between the 3 I am able to keep up with all incoming emails and orders. Things are pretty quiet until around 2:00pm my time. By the time we get home from our days’ adventures, I can spend some time on my bed, working through emails and order requests. I talk to customers on the telephone who call in without problems. If anything requires more organized attention, I just pick a date and time for a teleconference, and then can get onto SKYPE and make the free calls to anywhere in the world. It is certainly a relief to know that, as we’re wandering about, that more business is coming in and that, for the large part, things aren’t any different than if I was sitting at home and covering everything from my office.

In the mornings, I’m first to get up, and I can get online again and check to see what came through overnight. I get those chores done, clean my docket, and know that I won’t hear from anyone back on the Western Hemisphere until near the end of the day..

Phone coverage here is perfect, and I can use the iPad while we’re in the car to check emails, review maps, use it as an emergency GPS & etc. This is one example where technology has enhance our lives, and we certainly couldn’t do what we’re doing, with me working all along, even 5 years ago with such ease and efficiency.

Chargers are in short supply – we have one UK->US charger/transformer that allows you to plug in any plug and work without difficulties. I can easily keep my stuff going, but then I have 3 kids and a wife with all of their gear. In the end, we have two set up two “shifts” to keep everything charged… With my laptop, I can charge two other USB items using its’ ports. We just have to measure priority by whose battery is the lowest and go from there. So far, so good.

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Edinburgh, Scotland (13 June 12)

Adam:  Today we spent the entire day walking around “Aid-en-buh-rah-scote-lun”, the capital. We had the best weather day of the trip – simply gorgeous and a beautiful city in which to walk around. After a full breakfast, we headed out on foot to Edinburgh Castle. Afterwards, we walked down the “Royal Mile”, the main road through the city. Everyone here sounds like Groundskeeper Willie; it’s quite fun to hear the chatter. There were plenty of shops selling whisky, cashmere, and all sorts of Tartan gear, and I think we probably visited more than half of them.

Brenda:  We had a nice day in Edinburgh today. We got up fairly early and got a full English breakfast here at the hotel, then walked about 2 miles to the Castle of Edinburgh. There was much ado in the streets, and we discovered that today the Olympic Torch Relay was scheduled to run down their main street at 4:00 p.m. They had bleachers and bandstands set up at the base of Edinburgh Castle, and everything in the area was going to be shutting down around 3:30.  

View of downtown Edinburgh from Edinburgh Castle.

More of the castle; first started around 1000, still in use today. It was the seat of Scottish government for over 700 years and the birthplace of many of the Scottish kings and queens. We learned all about James VI, son of Mary Queen of Scots, who became James I of England, Scotland and Ireland. After 1707, Scotland united with England and the seat of government was moved to London. The crown jewels are still here, however, and the place has 1000 years of history all its own.

We went shopping on the Royal Mile after we were done with the castle. They have shop after shop of cashmere and wool sweaters, each more gorgeous than the last. I wanted a cashmere sweater something fierce, but the one I liked best was £125 ($191) so I didn’t buy it.

One of the shops had a working tartan/wool mill in the basement, and that was really interesting. On the upper floor, they had replicas of medieval weapons, and a guy to explain them to anyone interested. He spent a very long time answering all of Holden’s questions, most of which had to do with weapons that would be the most useful during a zombie apocalypse. Guns were no good, we learned, because they run out of bullets and after awhile there wouldn’t be enough bullet-making people left alive to keep your weapons supplied. The very best thing was called a War Hammer. On one side it had a big claw-like thing perfect for bashing in zombie skulls, and the side opposite was a huge spike. The tip was also a spike. The guy demonstrated how it was the ideal weapon for piercing armor or bone, and you could use it with equal effectiveness from horseback or on foot. It was also perfect for stabbing in a restricted area if you didn’t have room to swing your arm. And best of all, it doubled as a can opener. All in one tool!

Wool Mill

Walking down the main street in Edinburgh. The Olympic torch is passing through here this evening.

The day took a giant downturn about this point. What is an adventure with pestilence? This is when Josie said to me, “Mama, my head itches.” I got to looking at her head, and found that my baby daughter was infested with head lice. All other plans were cancelled, and we went scrambling for a pharmacy. The lady said, “We have these two kinds of treatments, which would you prefer?” and we said, “We’ll take ALL the kinds. Give us everything you have.”

I spent the rest of the afternoon locked in the hotel bathroom picking through Josie’s hair with a nit comb and dousing her head with some stuff that looks like mineral oil. Hundreds of bugs died and got scraped off her head. It was so disgusting I can hardly stand to think about it. She took it with incredible calm, which is surprising but definitely a relief. It would have been even worse if she’d been freaking out.

I looked up head lice on the internet and found out that by the time they get to the itchy stage, they’ve probably been living in your hair for 2 months or more. I very painstakingly picked through everyone else’s hair and didn’t find anything, so it seems as though the rest of us may be spared. We have lots of lice remover now, though, so we’re prepared for it if I see another bug.

Now it’s bedtime and everyone is all tired out. Josie’s hair, despite 4 shampoos, still looks greasy from the lice treatment, so we’re going to get up early tomorrow and give her yet another scrubbing. Then we’re packing into the Land Rover and heading back to England, to the Lake District. Adam has it all planned out, but honestly I was so preoccupied with the lice I didn’t pay much attention to him when he was telling me what he had lined up. It can be a nice surprise when I get up in the morning, and something to discuss over breakfast.

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Newcastle, UK (11 June 2012)

We left York in the morning and made the trip back up to Hartlepool where the Land Rover restoration shop is located.

Our car is not yet ready to turn over to us, so as a partial consolation for this considerable inconvenience, they loaned us a smaller Defender 90 to use in the interim.

The most excitement yesterday was then driving up from Hartlepool to the Newcastle airport, where we had to return the rental car we first picked up at Heathrow. With two cars, means we needed two drivers. Brenda got her first experience driving in England, not only on the wrong side of the road, but using a stick shift. She was quite nervous about the process, but all went well and we successfully turned over the rental, shifted all of the gear and crew into the Land Rover and we were off to more adventures.

We decided to spend the afternoon and evening in Newcastle and had a chance to see the town, the waterfront along the River Tyne, and the ancient gate keep and tower, first constructed by William the Conqueror’s son.

I tried to get economical with the hotel- I found a hostel that would take the five of us for under $100 a night, breakfast included.  The place was clean but European small.  We all had bunk beds and had to stay in them because there wasn’t enough floor space to accommodate more than 2 at a time. It was fun in a new, unpleasant kind of way which makes for great stories and memories but not in a desire to repeat.

In general, the kids just love any form of hardship – anything out of ordinary is terribly entertaining and they seem to draw energy for it, which keeps the adult spirits up as well.

Restaurant where we had dinner, and finally convinced Isabella of the value of Indian food. We had to drag her in, and afterwards she wants to eat Indian every night.

Isabella and Holden were playing Ninjas, walking along the castle’s walls.

Haggis! We’re close enough to Scotland to affect their food choices. I ordered this as an appetizer (Haggis balls in red sauce) and could not get anyone else to join in with me. Not bad, but not something I will seek out other than to gross out my kids.

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Hadrian’s Wall, UK (12 June 2012)

Brenda’s writing:  I have given up on the stupid blog. I spent so much time fighting the formatting and trying to upload pictures that I wasn’t getting any writing done, and several times I just lost HOURS worth of work because the internet timed out on me. Experiment fail — maybe I’ll put it together once I get home, but for now I’ll just do the writing in email and Adam can send selected pictures when we have chances. [edit: August and back at home, this is exactly what I did.]

Adam already mentioned that I had to drive the rental car (Puke Mobile) from Hartlepool to Newcastle, which is about an hour drive. I was terrified about doing this, mostly because the car was a stick shift. I’ve never been skilled at stick shift, and the last time I drove one at all was more than 12 years ago. So, facing an unfamiliar car, with everything on the wrong side AND having to navigate new and unfamiliar road configurations, had me developing ulcers. The roads aren’t even simple mirror images of American roads, either … they have these weird roundabouts and no traffic lights, so the traffic rules are unfamiliar as well.

As we left Colin’s parking lot, I managed to kill the engine three times in about 30 seconds. As it turns out, I was missing 1st gear and trying to start directly from 3rd, which made a horrible grinding noise and then stalled out the engine. One of Colin’s guys was in the parking lot wincing and I wanted to open the window and explain myself (“I haven’t driven a stick in 12 years, and now everything is on the wrong side! I’m not normally this inept!”) but I couldn’t find the window button.

I did manage to get the hang of it, though. During some of the more stressful maneuvers, like stopping and starting, my instincts would kick in and I’d start grabbing levers with my right hand, which in this particular car happened to be the windshield wiper control. What’s worse than not being able to find the correct gear? Having the windshield wipers suddenly start flapping back and forth when it’s not raining. Chaos. I somehow turned on the rear window’s wiper, too, and never did figure out how to turn it off. I decided to ignore it and it wiped all the way to Newcastle airport.

But, all’s well that ends well. Mission accomplished!

When Colin showed us the the Land Rover he had to lend us for the next few days, he mentioned it was “a bit rougher than your car” and “more of an agricultural vehicle” meant for hauling a horse trailer. He wasn’t kidding. It sounds exactly like a tractor when you turn it on and it’s so loud it’s virtually impossible to have a conversation while driving. The windows have hand cranks to open and close, and that old style windshield wiper that stops in whatever position it happens to be in when you hit the off switch. You’re likely to have it stop right in your line of sight. I vaguely remember my dad’s old Bronco having windshield wipers like that, back in the early 1970s. I’d forgotten they even existed. But in spite of all these sins, this car smells like horses and Christmas-tree-shaped air freshener instead of puke, so I’m in love with it.

The back has two bench seats and not much room, so the kids are really cramped back there. The luggage is piled up in the middle, which makes a nice barrier between Kid #1 and Kids #2 & #3, but every time we take a corner the backpacks avalanche down on either side and smack the kids in the head. Depending on which way the turn is, either one kid is laughing hysterically at the other two getting buried, or two of them are hee-hawing at the unfortunate one. It’s causing more than a few fights, so I’ll be glad to get our Land Rover, which is a whole lot bigger. It won’t necessarily solve the fighting problem, but it will at least solve the fighting over luggage problem.

Adam’s writing:  After breakfast, we loaded up and headed off to the west into the wilds of Northumbria. This is beautiful countryside, and we are enjoying staying off the highways and taking the windier paths that meander through one village after another.

Today we took a long hike up to see a portion of Hadrian’s Wall– something I’ve wanted to see in person since I read about it as a kid. The weather behaved and we had a great time treading through cow and sheep pastures, treading around cow and sheep pies, and walking along a portion of the wall. It still looks great and unchanged almost 1900 years after it was first constructed by the Romans.

After the hike, a nice lunch in a small pub, and then we made the drive North into Scotland, stopping at Edinburgh for the next two nights.

Our loaner vehicle over the next few days.

Gorgeous countryside at every turn.

None of which the kids can see, cramped into the back of the car.

A portion of the wall near Hexham, Northumbria. We took off into the fields and made our hike.

Isabella, standing on a portion of Hadrian’s Wall.

Steep and dangerous climb to the top, just the kind of excitement the kids love.

Holden taking a break.

View into the valley below.

Kids doing what kids do best; enjoying every moment of freedom that comes their way.

On the way back down. This was a much steeper, more dangerous climb than you’d guess by looking at the photos. This made for two nervous parents and three kids who didn’t have enough sense to be worried about anything.

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York, UK (10 June 2012)

After leaving the horse trials, we headed to nearby York for lunch and to find our hotel.  We stopped in a little pub, hoping for a fantastic rustic meal … the best meal we had on our Christmas trip was in a  little pub near Avebury.  Anyway, we went in and sat down in a small room that contained three young children with no adults in sight.   Adam went off to find the barkeep to see if they were serving food.

The little girl, who was probably around 7 years old, gave us a dirty look and said, “What are you doing here?!”  (You have to imagine their English accents, which Isabella pointed out made it ten times funnier.)  Her little brother said to her, “You’re not supposed to say that to people.  It’s rude.  You’re being rude.”

“No, you’re being rude!” she hollered at him.

“No, you’re being rude!” he hollered back.

“What you are, is poopy!  You’re poopy!” (pooh-pay!)

“I’m not poopy, you’re poopy!”

Then the girl pointed straight at Josie (sweet little silent Josie, who hadn’t uttered a single word since we sat down) and screeched, “No, YOU’RE POOPY! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S POOPY!”

Just then Adam came back into the room and said, “They’re only serving what’s left of the buffet.  You want to go somewhere else?”

The rest of us were getting up to leave before he even finished speaking.  “Gladly.”

We walked a little further and found a really neat old area of York, full of restaurants and shops.  We found a very nice little tea shop and had lunch there instead.

Shopping street in York.

One of the most interesting shops was this bookstore:

Josie, never missing the word “farts”.

Bookstore with very interesting titles on display.

The title “Farts: A Spotters Guide” caught Josie’s eye, so we had to stop and inspect the window.  Some of the other titles are, “Is Your Cat Gay?”, “Dawn of the Bunny Suicides”, “Crafting with Cat Hair”, “Stuck Up: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be”, “Crap Lyrics: A Celebration of the Very Worst Pop Lyrics of All Time … Ever!”, and “Don’ts for Weddings (from 1904)”.

The streets were full of buskers, and a lot of them were flat-out excellent.  There is some real musical talent in this town.

Isabella enjoyed their music enough to put some of her money in their guitar case.

I like the way they think in York!

Apparently York is infested with ghosts.  We saw several (like four or five) different Ghost Walks available for anyone wanting to explore the spookier side of things.  The kids really wanted to do one of the ghost walks, but the earliest ones began at 7:30 p.m. and lasted several hours, and we were afraid the kids would run out of steam that late at night.  It seemed like more of a grown-up activity.

One of several advertised Ghost Walks

Each street is more charming than the next. You could wander around for hours.

Street artist doing caricatures. In the background, you can see a slightly blurry Adam taking a photo of me taking a photo of the artist.

Isabella admiring some silver jewelry

Plenty of old buildings around.

At dinner time, we found a charming little pub that looked promising, but when we got to the door it had a sign on it reading, “No Under 18s Allowed:  Enjoy your beer in peace.”  Josie put both hands on her hips indignantly and said, “Well, what’s that supposed to mean!?”  Isabella said, “It means they don’t want any bratty little kids in there yelling ‘You’re poopy!’ at people.”  Adam cracked up and said, “That’s EXACTLY what that means.”

We now have a handy shorthand for our kids.  Instead of saying, “You are behaving poorly in public, thereby bringing shame upon your countrymen and upon our family.  Improve yourself at once!” we can just make meaningful eye contact with the offending kid and hiss in an English accent, “You’re poopy.

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First days in England June 2012

It’s amazing to me just how fragile the human body really is.  All it takes to make a person feel on the verge of death is a couple rotten sleepless nights and a 5 hour time zone discrepancy.  Conversely, all it takes to completely restore a person is a nice meal or two and a couple good nights of sleep.

We started out on a definite high note.  We needed to take a taxi to the airport so our car wouldn’t sit in long-term parking for 5 weeks, and it turns out renting a limo is just about the same price.  The kids partied hard all the way to the airport.

Starting our voyage in high style. To the airport!

Josie really knows how to relax in style. She took to limo travel with remarkable ease.

Our flight from Atlanta to London went as perfectly as flights can possibly go, but it was an overnighter.  We left home at 8:30 p.m. and came into London at 10:30 a.m., feeling as though someone had coated us with a fine mist of grease and then blown a handful of sand in our faces.  We trudged through the airport like zombies and made our way to the shuttle bus that makes the 20 minute drive to the rental car station.

Our car, unfortunately, has the distinct-yet-faint aroma of puke inside. There is nary a stain to be found, but the smell gives us the heebie jeebies each time we open the door.  Under normal circumstances, we probably would have gone back inside and asked for a different car, but we were so tired (and facing another 2 hour drive to our hotel) that we decided to ignore it as best we could, knowing that we’d only have the car for 2 days.
We spent an uneventful night in a town called Doncaster, and all felt much better this morning.  We headed out early for Hartlepool to pick up our Land Rover.  This is a huge deal, more than a year in the making, and Adam has been anticipating it with the eagerness of a kid waiting for Christmas morning.

When we got to Colin’s garage, though, he greeted us with a big rueful smile and said apologetically, “I’m afraid we’ve run into a major problem.  You see, during the final testing yesterday morning the engine blew up.”  He lead us back to see the car, which had been stripped down to the frame — literally.  No body panels, no seats, no dash board, NOTHING.  Just a frame with a disassembled motor in the engine compartment.  Colin explained a whole bunch of stuff and I didn’t understand but a few key phrases here and there:  “oil everywhere” and “gasket” and “stripped it clean down to check the electrical system and so we wouldn’t scratch the new paint job.”  He ended his soliloquy with, “And so finally, last night, I just threw me ‘ands up in the air and says to me man, ‘I’m just going to go home and get drunk!’  But me spirits was so low I just fell asleep in me chair instead.”  His wife, who had been standing beside him the whole time gazing down at the broken engine, nodded her head sadly and said, “It’s true.  He didn’t even have it in ‘im to get drunk.”

The bottom line is that our car isn’t ready.  Colin is lending us a different Land Rover to use for our drive up to Scotland, but we have to wait until Monday when the insurance office opens to take possession of it.  He needs to change the policy to that of a rental vehicle so that we will be insured to drive it.  For Adam, this disappointment is like a kick to the emotional groin.  What it means to me and the kids is that we are stuck with the Puke Mobile until Monday afternoon.

Luckily, on the way to Hartlepool this morning we heard on the radio about the Bramham International Horse Trials.  The lady was talking about all the wonderful things they were going to be doing during this three-day horse competition, which includes a demonstration of English foxhounds doing their thing.  I said to Adam, “Oh, wouldn’t it be fun to see something like that!” and then we drove right by the road sign for Bramham.  Now that we have an extra day to kill in this area, we are going to be able to attend after all.  It will be the first fun thing we’ve been able to do since our arrival.  It looks as though Sunday is the best day to attend, too, since it’s the last.  They are doing their final competitions in all categories and having their award ceremonies.

A word about the weather:  it’s awful.  We’ve been to England now in April, December, and June, and experienced identical weather all three times.  It alternates between three states:  cold, rainy, and windy.  If you’re lucky, it’s just cold, or maybe cold and windy.  Rainy is no fun, and rainy with wind is the worst.  I guess this weather is atypical for summer, as all the locals are complaining about it.

The weather reports here are a bit on the weird side, too.  This morning a TV weather girl said, “Today we should see a bit of sun, if we’re lucky … but I should also mention there may be torrential rains, as well.”  Later, on the radio, a man was interviewing a woman in a caravan park (camp ground for motorhomes, we think) in an area of possible flooding and he asked her, “It’s raining hard, yes?”

“Oh yes,” said the lady, “It’s quite wet.”

Man:  “It’s coming down quite hard, then?”

Lady: “Quite hard, yes.  It’s quite wet.”

Man:  “Are you able to get out of your caravan?”

Lady: “Oh yes.  We can get out.”

Man: “That’s quite good then.  That you can get out.”

On another station, a reporter made the statement, “We were expecting some possible heavy rains last night, but luckily it never happened.  Everything is just fine this morning.”

The key difference, as far as I can tell, between American-style news reporting and English-style news reporting is that if nothing interesting is happening, Americans will make up a story and act as though they have shocking and urgent information to convey anyway.  It’s typical, on slow news days, to hear something like, “Can this common household object kill you?  The answer is YES! … stay tuned to find out what you need to know to keep your family safe!”  Then they will go on to point out something ridiculously obvious (after the commercial break, of course) like that printer toner can kill you if eaten in sufficient quantities.  In England they just go with the non-story.  “We thought it might rain.  It didn’t.”

We did end the day well, with a fantastic Indian meal in nearby Newcastle.  The kids were surprised to find that they actually like authentic Indian food … it’s just my Indian cuisine efforts they hate.

Fantastic Indian restaurant in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne.

Sunday, June 10

Yesterday we had our first day of play in the UK. We’re in Yorkshire, and given a pleasant Sunday afternoon, we decided to hit the Bramham Horse trials that were close by.
This is a 300+ horse dressage competition, our first ever. The kids have never had an opportunity to see so many horses, so close up, at full gallop. We thought of Heidi throughout the day, and wished that she were here to tell us what we should be paying attention to. This is an annual event hosted by some wealthy lord, and takes place on his estate of several tens of thousands of acres.

My oh my, was the tweed out in full force. It is both a horse competition and social event. There were a lot of folks out in the full “English countryside riding clothing” which looked pretty smart, overall. It’s a difficult look to pull off, however, away from the Field & Stream.

The first thing we noticed on our way in was the sheer number of dogs.  Everyone except us, it seemed, brought their dogs.  I’ve never seen so many dogs in one place.  The butt-sniffing going on had a frantic quality, as there were so many butts to sniff and each dog only possessed one nose.

One of the areas was set aside for the “Tailwaggers Club” where anyone who wanted could practice running their dog through a show obstacle course.

Tiny puppy getting his first taste of the obstacle course.

I loved this little dog. She wanted a tidbit so badly she was able to ignore all the dog action going on around her. That’s some focus!

By far the most exciting aspect was the jumping competitions for the horses.  They had two going: one was in an arena where the horses jump over railings in an obstacle course.

Arena jumping competition.

The other, and most exciting, was a speed jumping competition.  (These things all have official names, but I have no idea what they are.)  They had a course set out with ropes that was probably several miles long, in a big circle around the park grounds.  The logs and whatnot the horses were expected to jump were huge, and the horses were going top speed.  People were allowed to stand right next to the ropes.  You could feel the ground thundering underneath your feet as the horses raced by.  It was breathtaking.  I’ve never been that close to a horse running all-out and it’s an impressive thing.  Those animals have a tremendous amount of power.

Example of how close you can get to the running horses. We were standing right next to that white rope.

Adam and Josie walking back from the jumping trials.

They have over 150 vendor booths, selling mostly equestrian themed merchandise.  You can buy anything in the world for your horse or dog needs there, including “bespoke” saddles (custom made), £500 riding hats, and dog food scientifically designed to “reduce flatulent odors.”

I bought a painting at an artist’s booth.  I got to chatting with her husband while he wrapped the painting up for me.  He said they rely on the income they make from selling artwork at the trade shows, and this was the first trade show this year not cancelled due to bad weather.  He was worried about their financial prospects for the year if the weather didn’t get a lot better this summer.  The artist is Diane Hennchen.

And of course I had to buy a painting. First treasure of the trip!

Hot chocolate break.

Englishman, looking all Englishy

Man studying the score boards, doggie studying all the other dogs.

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