Hong Kong, part II: 16-17 June 2018

Saturday, 16 June 2018

The boat ride today was much better than it was last Wednesday.  The seas were calmer, or perhaps the boat was heavier because it had a full load of people … for whatever reason, nobody got sick this time.  (With weekend traffic, the boat was at full capacity. Wednesday it was only about 1/4 full.)  The lines for immigration to get back into Hong Kong were a lot longer, too, but I was so relieved to have the ferry ride safely behind me that standing in line felt like a treat.

This time, we rented an Airbnb on HK Island.  Most Airbnb rentals have a 3-night minimum, so we ended up in a very fancy place up on the hill, one of the few places willing to rent for only two nights.

This is the most expensive real estate in the world.  As far as we can tell from snooping around the apartment, it’s likely corporate-owned and occupied only part-time by an Irish business man.  He has family photos scattered around, but only men’s clothing and a bunch of business magazines are here.  In his family pictures there are three young children, but no sign in the apartment that a child has ever set foot here.

This apartment also has a live-in maid, Luceilma, which we did not know when we rented the house. The owner told us in an email after we’d booked it.  When we saw all the Filipino maids hanging out on the streets last Sunday, we had no idea we’d end up having a personal experience with one of them.

The apartment is large by Hong Kong standards.  It has three bedrooms, 2 bathrooms and a big living room/dining area.  There is plenty of space here for us to spread out. (And yet Holden and Josie are clumped together like horses in a field.)

Isabella and Josie’s room.  They each get their own bed!

The master bedroom.

The sitting area in the master bedroom.  The views from this room are amazing, and even more impressive at night.

Then on to the kitchen, the domain of the “helpers” (as the maids are called here.) It’s small and cramped, but well-appointed.  It would be hard to prepare a large family meal because there is very little prep space, but other than that it has everything you’d need.

The laundry room/maid’s room.  When she was showing us around the apartment, we asked where she lived and she showed us this room.  We thought we’d misunderstood because earlier we mentioned that we desperately needed to do a bunch of laundry.  We figured she was showing us the laundry facilities because we’d asked about them. When she left the apartment for the afternoon, I got in there to use the washing machine and realised that she does, in fact, live in that teeny tiny room, sleeping in a bunk bed across from the washer and dryer.  The door in the back leads to a very, very small bathroom.

I feel weird about this.  For one thing, in order to do laundry I have to go into her private space, and that feels like a violation.  She has so little space to begin with, and now she has to put up with strangers using it?  But we are desperate for clean clothes … it’s just so hot here and everything we own stinks of sweat.  We haven’t had access to a washing machine since we left home 11 days ago; we’ve rinsed a few things out in bathroom sinks (using shampoo or dish soap), but that’s a poor substitute for a real laundering. So, into the laundry room I went.

The washing machine took a long time to run through a cycle.  I put the clothes into the dryer while Luceilma was still out, but by the time they were dry, I think she was back in her room.  The door was shut and I didn’t want to disturb her.  She also offered to cook us breakfast on Sunday morning — her one day off — and we told her she didn’t need to. When she leaves for the day Sunday, I can get in there and do the rest of our washing.  I don’t want her to feel like she needs to do it for us on her day off.

Considering the circumstances, I read up a lot more on the Filipino domestic workers.  Here is an interesting post by a lady who went out and interviewed some of these women. An excerpt:

These ‘helpers’ (the common term for domestic laborers in Hong Kong) are expected to work twenty four hours a day, six days a week, but government regulations dictate they must be given twelve consecutive hours of free time each Sunday. Since the women cannot afford to go to movies or eat in restaurants on their day off, they gather in Hong Kong’s train stations and parks or outside public buildings.

I discover some of the women in the group have been here for as little as four months while others have lived in Hong Kong for as long as twelve years. Most have young children at home and are university educated. They are nurses, teachers, physiotherapists, pharmacists, computer programmers and business women. They speak several languages. However they can make three times more money in Hong Kong (the government dictated salary is about $600 US a month) than they can practicing their professions in the Philippines. They tell me they need money to pay for their children’s education. “To give our kids hope for the future”, one woman says. They all send a substantial portion of their salary home to their families.

A view (below) from our apartment windows.

New construction across the street.  It’s anachronistic to see such a modern building completely surrounded by primitive-looking bamboo scaffolding.

Walking around our neighborhood to find a place for lunch.  They tell it like it is here.

Pricing on some available properties.

We found a Szechwan dim sum restaurant for lunch (photo of Holden below).  The building also had a grocery store on the lower level so we were able to kill two birds with one stone.

The grocery store has fancy imported cheese!

View from the master bedroom of our apartment after dark.

Sunday, 17 June 2018

Adam: Today was a transition day for us … just one free Sunday to take care of chores (laundry, organizing bags, finding things that keep getting lost but somehow carried amongst the 5 of us.)

We head back to the airport tomorrow, so I spent a good part of the morning figuring out how to get there, what to do when we’re there, what we’re going to do once we land in Seoul & etc. My total knowledge of Korean is one word – and only because we were fans of the show Arrested Development. “Annyong!” It’s an inside joke; I do need to get a couple more words down to keep the whole “pointing and grunting” routine with any human interaction down as infrequently as possible.

Side note from Brenda:  Adam usually spends several months in advance studying the language of the places we visit so that he can communicate basic things when we get there.  On this trip, our itinerary is more loosey-goosey and we didn’t know we were going to Korea until we got here and found cheap airline tickets from HK to Seoul.  It seemed too good an opportunity to pass up.  (Our trouble in Macau stemmed from the fact he thought they would speak more Portuguese than they did.  In the end, we got by well enough in English.)

When we woke up today, all our laundry from yesterday evening was neatly folded in the front room.  Luceilma noticed our now half-full bag of remaining dirty clothes and offered to wash them for us today, too.  I declined, saying “Oh no, I can do them.  You shouldn’t have to work on your day off. You should go enjoy yourself!”  She said, “I don’t mind!” and took the clothes.  I didn’t insist on doing it myself because I thought maybe she’d rather do laundry on her day off than have me (a total stranger) poking around in her room.  That’s certainly how I would feel.

Some of the cars parked at our building:  Rolls Royce, BMW, Mercedes, and (not pictured) several Porsches and at least two Ferraris.  Most of them have a layer of dust and clearly aren’t driven often.

Walking down the hill to the train station.  We’re headed to the Kowloon side to visit the bird and flower markets. Hong Kong Island is steep everywhere. Any north-south movements require stairs. Fun going north, punishing going south. East and west is relatively flat. Why don’t pictures ever adequately show slope? The photo below looks level, but it was straight down.

Beautiful park.

Bella headed into the fountain.  Note the couple watching her in the background.  I didn’t want her to go in there but all three kids insisted those steps were for walking and the bench inside was for sitting, even though it was wet.

Ta da!

The Mong Kok Flower Market.  I’ve never seen so many exotic plants in one place.  Josie and I were beside ourselves trying to take it all in.  A lot of the plants had identification tags in English and we were making mental notes on species, arrangement techniques, bonsai styles, growing mediums, etc.  We were giddy! It was a riot of beautiful color and no city street in the world smells as lovely as this one.

When we got back to the apartment later, I found out that Adam only had four pictures of the whole place (and two of them didn’t turn out).  I couldn’t believe it.  How could he pass up such a magnificent photo opportunity?  At the time, I assumed he was taking pictures left and right.  If we see a fancy parked car, we have 50 pictures to choose from.  Different interests, indeed!!

A little further down the street you come to the Yuen Po Street Bird Market. This was what I really came here to see … the magnificence of the flower market was just a lovely surprise.

In addition to vendors selling birds and bird-related items, local people take their pet birds for “walks” in the park.  It’s a chance for the birds to get some fresh air and sunshine, and for the owners to sit around B.S-ing and playing mahjong.  We didn’t see a single bird owner that wasn’t an old man.   Our friend Randy likes to say that every town has a Dead Pecker Corner; a place where local old men gather to sit, drink coffee, and not talk to each other. In Hong Kong, the bird market appears to be it.

I am so excited to be here!  Judging from Holden’s body language, he is less enthusiastic.

One of the vendors.

Group of men “walking” their birds.

The birds get to socialise, too.  They chirp and sing like mad, eyeing each other and dancing about in their cages.

Amazon parrots (and three cockatoos in the background) all getting baths.  Parrots LOVE bath time. Watching them today made me miss my own birds.

Live crickets.  The vast majority of birds here are little songbirds and most of them are insectivores.

Lovebird and parakeet booth.

The selling side of the street. (Holden in red plaid shirt.)

Each bird cage is equipped with these little ceramic dishes.  The come in sizes ranging from thimble to tea cup and some of them are really pretty.  I bought a pair of hand-painted cups as a souvenir/artwork.

One last view of the tail-end of the flower street as we leave the bird market.

One of the things the kids like to do when we visit places is try local desserts.  This time it’s “Sawdust Pudding” (木槺布甸); vanilla pudding with powdered cookie layered in it. It was a little dry.

The things in the lower right corner are dried animal penises.  From left to right: sheep, deer, seal.  Two other trays contain dried sea horses.  We used Adam’s phone app translator to read all of these, with the kids screeching out in disgust as each item’s identification was revealed.

According to this blog post on Chinese medicine and healing foods:

Sea horses should be slowly boiled in a soup and this is good for the kidneys. Anything good for the kidneys are also good for the sexual organs according to my Chinese colleague.

Speaking of “sex-drugs”, we have to mention the famous seal’s penis (with balls) and deer’s penis. When we pointed at the seal’s penises and asked what they were, the owner called it seal’s kidney.  My colleague doubted it and so we checked our Introduction to Chinese Medicine 101, and learnt that seal’s penis is nicknamed seal’s kidney.  The terminology really explains how closely the well-being of kidney and sex are related.  Both seal’s penis and deer’s penis can be sliced for making soup or soaked in liquor for drinking. We asked the owner which one is better and he answered “Look at the size and you can tell”. We compared the sizes and learnt that the bigger the merrier (for the seller).

Whatever the case, these things don’t come cheap.  The sheep penises are HK$3,080, while the deer penises are HK$570.  The seal penises are a whopping HK$4,150.  (In today’s exchange rate, that is roughly US$392 for sheep, $72 for deer, and $528 for seal.) We don’t know if that is per each, or per gram.

On to lunch: nothing fancy.

Maid’s day off in the metro station. The Muslims are mostly from Indonesia and Malaysia.  Most maids in Hong Kong are from the Philippines (including Luceilma) and are predominantly Catholic.

This afternoon we spent a couple of hours relaxing in our apartment before going out to see the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens.  Isabella opted to stay in and have some “me” time.

Below:  the Peak Tram going up the mountain. This is the same one we rode on our first day here.

Fountain in the zoological park.  Hong Kong has very lovely green spaces tucked in amongst the high-rise buildings and cityscape.

The zoological park has a huge section full of aviaries and a different area with mammals — mostly monkeys. They have a really nice facility here but the mesh on the cages is a very tight weave that doesn’t make for good photos.

Holden: hot, tired and ready to go back to the apartment.

Tomorrow we fly to Seoul, South Korea.

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Macau, 13-15 June 2018

Wednesday, 13 June 2018

I have been dreading today for more than a week.  We’re leaving Hong Kong and taking a boat over to Macau.  I am terrified of vomiting and boats trigger my anxiety attacks because of the high likelihood of people getting sea sick. I’ve been on boat journeys before where many of the passengers got sick and it’s horrifying.  Even if my party takes dramamine, I can’t force everyone else on the boat to take it.  It’s the stuff of my nightmares.

There are two options for getting to Macau: the ferry (US$20 per person): or a helicopter (US$550 per person).  So, the ferry it is.

Here we are, in our assigned seats.

Later:  The ferry was horrible.  Other passengers started loudly ralphing less than 10 minutes into the 1:15 trip.  I put on noise-cancelling headphones and turned up the sound on a movie as loud as I could stand it, but I could still hear people.  Gah!  I am going to have a hard time not letting the spectre of the return trip ruin my three days in Macau. (For any of you who suffer from panic attacks, you know how hard it is to force yourself to do something that you know in advance will trigger one.  They are awful and leave a residue of exhaustion and depression that can last for hours long after the initial attack is over.)  It more or less ruined my whole day.

Adam:  Macau is a Special Autonomous Region of China – but you can yet consider it a separate country. It’s only 11.8 square miles in size – and ranks as the most densely populated region in the world.

Macau is much older than Hong Kong – it was founded as a trading port by the Portuguese Empire in the 1550s (recall they were most powerful European empire at that time, only to be exceeded by Spanish Empire about 50 years later) and was only turned over to China in 1999 – the last remaining European colony in Asia.

The primary language is Cantonese, but Portuguese is still spoken in some areas – and I’m hoping that my rough Portuguese will get us around.

Macau is best known as THE resort city in Southern China; known for its casinos and luxury hotels. It is known as the pre-eminent gambling capital of the world, dwarfing other gambling centers- in fact, as measured in gambling dollars, it is now 7 times larger than Las Vegas.

According to The World Factbook, Macau has the fourth highest life expectancy in the world.  Moreover, it has a very high Human Development Index, ranking 17th in the world as of 2016.  Macau is among the world’s richest regions and its GDP per capita by purchasing power parity was higher than that of any country in the world, according to the World Bank.

Once we landed at the Macau ferry terminal, we grabbed our bags, hit the ATM for the local Macanese Pataca (currency) and took two separate taxis to our hotel. We’re staying at the Grand Lapa Hotel – on the 17th floor in a 2 1/2 room suite. There is a separate bed for everyone and three bathrooms! After a week in HK, this place is roomy.
After an early lunch, we headed out to get our bearings.

View (below) from our hotel window.  It’s raining and foggy today.

The rain stopped enough for us to walk to Od Town, Macau’s historic district.  It’s a UNESCO Heritage Site as of 2005.

There is very little English here.  We haven’t had too much trouble communicating in Hong Kong, but Macau is a different story.  Their secondary language (after Cantonese) is officially Portuguese, but very few people speak that, either.  Adam tried using Portuguese (which he learned for doing business in Brazil) but nobody understood him.  We still find a few people who speak a tiny bit of English, mostly related to numbers and prices. We’re getting by with a lot of pantomime and pointing at things.

Checking out some jade jewelry.  I’d love to buy a jade piece but I’m put off by the prices.  The nice ones are not cheap.

The Grand Lisboa Casino (below).

Senado Square – named after the Leal Senado, a meeting place for the Chinese and Portuguese in the 16th to 18th centuries

The Grand Lisboa looks weird and out of place looming over the historic buildings and cobblestone streets.

Lots of people out and about.  In the background is the facade of the Church of St. Paul. (More on that later.)

What is left of The Church of St. Paul. (It was never designated a cathedral but is often mistakenly referred to as one.) Jesuits originally built the church between 1602 to 1640. It was one of the largest Catholic churches in Asia at the time. It was destroyed by a fire during a typhoon on 26 January 1835.  This facade is all that’s left.

The carvings include Jesuit images with Oriental themes, such as The Blessed Virgin Mary stepping on a seven-headed hydra, described in Chinese characters as ‘Holy Mother tramples the heads of the dragon’. (Panel on the left in the photo.)

The dragon is really fat and looks kind of like a chicken.  The Holy Mother isn’t trampling so much as she’s floating above it’s head.  She reminds me of a refrigerator magnet, just sort of stuck on.

From this website (BTW, fantastic read for anyone interested in a comprehensive history of the Ruins of St. Paul):  On the east side, the Chinese characters are 念死者无为罪. Beside the characters, you can see a skeleton lying on a sickle and with an arrow stabbing into the body. This is to remind people that death can happen to us at any time, so we must constantly stay away from sin.

On the west side of the Holy Mother, the Chinese characters are 鬼是诱人为恶meaning “ghosts lure people to do evil things.” There is a fierce-looking demon with a tail and wings on its back carved besides the characters. It has a female body with prominent breasts and it has been shot with an arrow. Along with the accompanying characters, it illustrates that the devil, which represents all kinds of temptations, induces people to commit crimes but was eventually defeated.

Detail of demon.

Monte Forte (also called Fortaleza do Monte.)  Of all the forts in Macau, the Monte Forte is the oldest, lying to the east of the Ruins of St. Paul’s. Built in 1616, it originally belonged to St. Paul’s Church and was used to defend the church from pirates. It later became solely a military fort.

St. Paul’s as seen from the old barracks.

It was really hot and humid.  By the time we reached the top, we were quite wilted.

Back down.

The specialty of Macau seems to be this jerky.  Everything about it looks wrong … it’s square shape, the fact that it’s made of pork, and why oh why is it shiny? Is it covered in slim?  But lots of shops are selling it and all of them are packed with people buying it up in droves.  Maybe we’ll try some before we leave. (Edit from later: We did try a free sample one of the shops was handing out.  It’s not terrible, but not great either.  We didn’t buy any. It tasted kind of like a Slim Jim.)

Thursday, 14 June 2018

Everyone slept well last night.  Holden is in the living room of our hotel suite on a rollaway bed, but he’s thrilled to have his own room during the night and a real bed.  All of last week he was stuck on a couch.  Sometimes being the only boy lands him on the couch, but other times it scores him the best bedroom and more privacy than anyone else in the family gets, so overall he doesn’t complain.  The two girls almost always have to share.

Josie and Isabella.  Note the pillow barrier in the middle.

Adam:  I got up early this morning to prepare for my daily teleconferences. I make calls via SKYPE most every morning.. starting at 4:30 or 5:00am – which is late afternoon San Diego time.  Thankfully, in a casino town, a lot of places are open 24 hours – including a Starbucks that is within walking distance. I headed over there and got my morning coffee – but a grande coffee here costs almost US$4.00!

After the calls, I went to the lobby to ask about breakfast. Because we’re cheapskates, the room we purchased did NOT come with free breakfast buffet. However, I was able to whine a bit and they allowed Brenda and I both to go for about $20 each – and all 3 kids (since Isabella is, ahem, 17) got in for FREE.

The Grand Lapa has a truly fantastic breakfast buffet.  (You can see us in the background … my hat is always a marker. I’m wearing it at breakfast so I don’t have to fix my hair.)

After breakfast we headed down to the hotel pool.

The kids spent the morning swimming while Adam and I read in the lounge chairs.

It has a water slide!

One of the things we want to do in Macau is see a show called The House of Dancing Water.  We were unable to get tickets online because their website was malfunctioning, so we decided to go to the ticket office on the other side of the island, over by the famous Venetian Hotel.  The hotels provide free shuttle buses between them, so we were able to get from our hotel to the Venetian very easily.  That is a fantastic service.

I don’t know why Holden is sleeping; the ride only took about 10 minutes.

Adam:  These two shots (below) are the view across the water to Mainland China (the PRC.) The amount of construction and development always amazes me and it is just continuing unabated. We’ll all report to them in the future.

The Venetian Hotel has a massive shopping complex.  It is the largest hotel in the world and, when it was built, the 2nd largest building in the world. (Several in China have since surpassed it in size.) We spent most of the day wandering around, taking it all in. We did find the The House of Dancing Water ticket office (in another complex across the street) and were able to get tickets for tomorrow evening.  The seats she offered in person were better than the ones available online, so in the end we were glad the website didn’t work correctly.

They even have an indoor canal, complete with gondola rides.  The gondoliers serenade people … this guy was singing O solo mio.

Luxury everywhere you look.

Dim sum restaurant where we had lunch.

The kitchen was visible through a huge window.  Here they are making pork dumplings. We had a fabulous meal.

Giant video game outside the restaurant. It senses your body position/movements and portrays them on two big screens on the wall. You have to pose, wiggle, dance, run & etc.   The goal is to make your body match the shape (on the left side) and on the right, you run through a cityscape, jumping from one building to another collecting coins.

This guy demonstrated how it works.

Our turn!  This was really fun.

I was excited cheering Holden on.

Bella’s turn.

My turn.  It was a lot harder than it looked.  The girls and I were at a disadvantage because we were wearing dresses.  Some of the poses would have required us to show the world our underpants.  Our modesty hindered our performance.

Through the arches you can see the casino floor.  The tables were hopping, even at 1:00 p.m.  This place must be a madhouse in the evening.

McDonald’s, with the golden arches being the only hint at what kind of restaurant this is to anyone who can’t read Cantonese. It didn’t look very McDonaldsy inside.

Different restaurant.  We loved her chef’s hat.

Isabella and I checking out a sale at a huge (like seriously enormous, massive) Victoria’s Secret.  The prices were higher than at home.

People taking pictures of Victoria’s Secret.

Holden not giving a rat’s behind about Victoria’s Secret.  He’s had a lifetime of standing outside stores like that while his sisters shop.

Back on our side of the island, we walked to the Fisherman’s Wharf across the street from our hotel.  It’s styled as fake ancient Roman ruins, with weird modern touches such as this “LOVE” sign …

…. and this flock of giant rubber ducks.

I searched for information on the ducks and discovered that they were most likely replicas of “Rubber Duck” created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman.  “The Rubber Duck Tour (Macau)” occurred in 2016.

Wikipedia:  Hofman’s sculptures are temporary—even the Rubber Duck, which makes appearances in cities around the world, is created anew locally. He likes this because wealthy private collectors or those who see art solely as an investment are not able to buy his sculptures. In a 2013 interview, he stated “I’m not a big believer in ‘art is forever’. A lot of art is bought by people who have money. But I’m a supporter of public art in public spaces.” He is also strictly against commercialization of his art, and only sells miniature replicas, whose profits go to local nonprofits. In Hong Kong in 2013, it was the Joyful (Mental Health) Foundation; in Pittsburgh in 2014, it was the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust.

The gold building is Sands Macao.  (Apparently both spellings are OK.  Macau is Portuguese and Macao is English.)

Some repairs being made to the “ancient” ruins.

Friday, 15 June 2018

We started out after breakfast to wander back to the old part of Macau to see some things we didn’t get a chance to look over the day we arrived.

This is a pharmacy – plenty of herbal solutions, but for what ailments?

The fire hydrants remind me of Kenny from South Park.

St. Paul’s Church is still busy, even at this early hour.

Walking up any hills/stairs in this weather is unpleasant.

Bamboo is used everywhere for scaffolding and other structural supports.  Here they are building a new scaffolding.

The material truly is just long sticks of bamboo — no engineered joints or anything.

Behind St. Paul’s is the Na Tcha Temple, constructed in 1888. The Na Tcha Temple was built in homage to the child god of war. It is believed that it was built to put an end to the plague ravaging the region during that time.

The kids taking a break while I read the temple’s history.

Back at the hotel – the maid was busy cleaning our room, so we went down by the pool and read for about an hour. Isabella is making art with her digital drawing pad.

Those red boats are the floating hell trap vomitoriums we have to get back on to return to Hong Kong tomorrow. I hate them so much I don’t even like looking at them from here.

Adam:  We then headed for Taipa village. This was a Portuguese enclave since the mid 1850s but is now known for a wide variety of restaurants. We ate lunch here at a Portuguese restaurant and it was the best meal I’ve had on this trip.

This tiny alley wasn’t neglected by the street lamp people.

By happenstance, we are here during Macau’s annual Lotus Festival. During the week-long event, you can visit any major square, park or sightseeing spot and you will be treated to the sights of thousands of potted lotuses. There are flower-arranging and photography competitions, exhibitions, lotus floral art lectures and demonstrations, guided tours, children’s activities, lantern-making, fan-painting, even face-painting workshops.

(More here🙂  The lotus has been part of Asian culture for millennia. In ancient China, writers lauded the aquatic perennial Nelumbo nucifera as a flower that ‘grows untainted from murky waters.’ Its longevity, ability to return to vigour after hard conditions, and the humble roots of the parent plant that produce bright blooms, are perfectly analogous with Chinese familial values. The lotus happens to be part of the tropical Asian diet as well, and it is wholly edible, from the seeds and rhizomes to the petals and leaves. 

They are stunning.

Through the mist.

This person is even more dedicated to sun protection than I am!  Not a single ray will mar her visage.

After the lotus fields, we raced back indoors to glorious air conditioning.

We had a couple of hours to kill before our 5:00 p.m. show time for The House of Dancing Water.

Below:  The Parisian Hotel/casino/mall

They have so many beautiful dresses here, but the prices are sky high.  We quit going into any of the shops and must be content with widow shopping.

Josie watching an impromptu performance in the mall.

This guy was a talented acrobat.

Some warrior princesses(?) hanging out.

The kids found a free photo booth.  You can take your picture, then give the machine your email and it will send your photo to you.  Clever little data-collecting technique.

Back at the giant wall video game we played with the other day.

The House of Dancing Water theater – seats about 2000 and is circular, built around a large and deep swimming pool. Construction of the theater took 5 years and cost US$250MM. It then took another 2 years to train/practice for the show.  Over 80 gymnasts, circus artists, dancers, divers, actors, and motorcyclists are featured in the show. The performers work alongside 160 production staff, technicians and professional scuba divers from around the world.

Waiting for the show to start.  We got there early.

Those in the first 4 rows are provided towels in case of splashing. The first two rows are provided ponchos, as well — because you will get wet.  We were only one row out of the splash zone.

An enormous sunken ship is resurrected from a watery grave, crawling with the ghosts of deceased pirates.

Leaping off the ship from great heights.  It was a combination aerial/water choreographed dance.

“Swans” dance around fountains.

You can see how the dancers arms become the swan necks, their hands become the faces.

Another spectacular set that rises up from the depths of the pool.

Divers flying through the air.

The show also had strong elements of ballet.  This dance was performed in fountains with rain pouring from the ceiling.

We all agreed – this is easily the best show we’ve ever seen. Think of it as Cirque du Soleil with water. Amazing acrobatics, diving, dancing, swimming, lights and sound.

Last shot of the evening before retiring to our hotel.

Tomorrow morning we take that awful boat rode back to Hong Kong.  We have two days there before we get on a plane for Seoul, South Korea.

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Hong Kong, 11-12 June 2018

Monday, 11 June 2018

We finally found a breakfast place!  This restaurant was not prepared for non-Cantonese speaking foreigners …. they had to scrounge around for an employee who spoke enough English to take our order, and even then we had to do a lot of pointing at the menu. (We were conspicuously the only non-Asians in the whole place.  For the record, the waiters were courteous and professional.  I can only imagine that there was a spirited round of “NOT IT!” in the back room before the loser had to come out and deal with us.)  Holden ordered ice water and somehow what the waiter heard was coca-cola, so Holden got soda for breakfast.  Otherwise it was a delightful Cantonese meal — noodles and wontons.

Holden asked for ice water specifically because everywhere we go, we’re served little plastic cups of boiling water.  According to different web sources, this is either supposed to be for washing your own utensils at the table (everything is already clean, but apparently people in Hong Kong like to have extra control over their hygiene) or for drinking.  We’ve seen people drinking it, but boiling water is not very refreshing when it’s 90 degrees outside and you’re dehydrated. Other web sources say that the Chinese think drinking cold water is bad for digestion.  In any case, they look at your like you’re crazy if you want cold water.  “Ice. In water.” they repeat with perplexed expressions, clearly sure they must be misunderstanding what you’re after.  They drink all sorts of other things cold, so the water issue must be a cultural throwback to times when water sanitation wasn’t up to modern standards. (I’m guessing.)  We’ll quit asking for it now that we know it’s a faux pas.

After breakfast we had about an hour to kill before our main event of the day:  a virtual reality game by a company called Sandbox VR.  Adam and I decided to go to the Hong Kong Museum of Art to fill the extra time.  The kids opted to stay home as art museums are not their cup of tea.  The museum turned out to be closed for major renovations, so we instead went across the street to Kowloon Park to wander around.

(Below) Root system of the Indian Rubber Tree plant, yet another species of ficus (Ficus elastica).

Kowloon Bay.

Kowloon Park has a number of areas designated for working out.  This (photo below) was a senior class of some sort of tai chi-type exercise routine.  They had a special area just for seniors, another area for children, etc.  The entire park is essentially a free gym, with equipment,  for anyone who wants to exercise.  Today was 89F with 95% humidity, so very sweaty and uncomfortable even for just sitting around.  Kudos to these senior citizens for showing up and doing the work.

Adam has Google Translate on his phone that “reads” foreign language and translates it to English.  This has proven invaluable.  For example, we can’t read anything on that bottle.

But here you can see that, with the iPhone, it translates the characters right before your very eyes … the bottle says “no sugar” as well as “scented tea” (the character on the bottom that isn’t translated yet in this shot.)

Kowloon Park has an aviary with some pretty special birds in it.  Many of them were parrot species, which I particularly love. Pictured below are Nicobar pigeons, the closest living relative of the extinct dodo bird.  I wish we had a better photo.

Elegant high-rise building.

Me standing in front of yet another Chinese banyan tree for scale.

Wild bird taking an interest in us.  I think this is a red-billed blue magpie.

On to our noon appointment at Sandbox VR!  The kids were especially excited about trying this.  We chose their newest game, Curse of Davy Jones.  They strap sensors to your wrists, ankles, chest, and head, then hand you weapons with more sensors on them.  Everything is powered by a backpack.

You enter a green room and let the adventure begin!

We were five pirates onboard our ship and had to defend ourselves against round after round of incoming skeletons, ghosts, little furry trolls and all sorts of other evil creatures.

After each round we would advance to another level with a different setting and different goals.  There was some puzzle play involved, but mostly you were just trying to survive.  Each of us was armed with weapons, but you could also punch and kick the monsters.  If you took too much damage, you would “die” and it would require other teammates to “lay hands” on you to be healed.

Here we are wandering around the room in our full gear.

The vests had haptic sensors on them – so if you got shot or hit by a monster, you could feel the blow.  If someone jumped you from behind, you could tell in order to turn around, push the monster away and then shoot him with your gun.  Good fun!  The red figures are “dead” players.  Another player can revive them by placing a hand on their shoulder for a period of time, but this was risky because it made the healer vulnerable to monster attack. From the player’s point of view, you could tell you were “dead” when the game went from color to black and white and your weapon quit working.  If all 5 of us died, a parrot would show up and squawk “I’ve got holy water!!” and heal our entire party.

This is a bird’s eye view of what we were seeing (photo below).

We all look like idiots jumping around a green room, but the effect was quite real and amazing.  We finished sweaty, sore and full of adrenaline.  The kids were wired up the rest of the afternoon and couldn’t quit talking about it.

Here is a quick (1:53 minute) video of our experience.

Holden was our designated Team Captain.  At the end of the game, they show all the player stats.  Holden was the big winner, earning the title MVP.  Adam came in second, followed by Isabella, me, and lastly Josie.

Lunch back at Mik’s Noodles.

Our afternoon entertainment was to wander through Singapore Street. We eventually ran into the Jade Market again and this time it was crowded enough that we were able to quickly browse through.  The only thing I liked and inquired about buying turned out to have a US$8,000 price tag.  (In a covered market stall???!!)  When I balked, the lady offered to cut $1,000 off the price.  It could be mine for merely US$7,000.  Hard pass.

Right off Shanghai Street is a side street with an enormous farmer’s market.  It was really busy and appears to be a popular way for locals to buy groceries. Here is a fish guy.

Stall after stall selling fresh fruits and vegetables.

Butcher stall for raw meat.

Another stall for roasted meats and poultry.

A network of bamboo scaffolding.

Adam and Isabella went back out after dark to see A Symphony of Light — a light show put on each evening at 8:00 p.m. over Kowloon Bay, and to get some night photography shots.

Isabella got an evening treat.

Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Adam had a business meeting this morning over on HK Island, so the rest of us opted to hang out in the apartment until he got back around lunchtime.  Not much is open in HK in the mornings anyway, so we didn’t feel like we were missing out on anything.

The other day we had a fantastic meal at a restaurant called Tsui Wah on HK Island.  We discovered they have another location very near our apartment here in Kowloon so we walked over for lunch.  Sadly, this time our experience was not a good one.

So far, we’ve noticed that restaurants here serve food as soon as it comes out of the kitchen, rather than waiting for all plates in a party to be ready at the same time.  The result is that some members of your party get served before others.  Until today this hasn’t been a problem because food generally comes out quickly, and getting it piping hot and fresh from the kitchen is a nice touch.

Today, Holden and Josie received their meals right away, but Adam, Isabella and I sat and waited … and waited … and waited.  We knew the waitstaff hadn’t forgotten about us because they did come back with hot chocolates the kids ordered (which were terrible … it tasted like they’d split a Swiss Miss cocoa packet between three cups; very watery and disappointing.)  Eventually my meal came out, long after Holden and Josie had finished eating.  I, in turn, finished my meal before Adam and Isabella were finally served.  In the end, we sat in that restaurant for more than an hour and half.  As we walked out, Holden said, “I’m hungry. I could go for a snack.”  Adam said “YOU. JUST. ATE.”  Holden: “For me, that was nearly 2 hours ago.  I’m hungry again.”

The weather took another turn for the rainy, but we decided to do our afternoon activity anyway. There is a Goldfish Market I’ve been wanting to see and today is our last day in Hong Kong (for now, at least) so it may be my only chance.

Rainy streets.

The Goldfish Market did not disappoint!  A more apt name for the area would be The Pet District, though.  This entire street is filled with pet shops, selling everything from ordinary goldfish to extraordinarily exotic fish, turtles, frogs, cats, chinchillas, fancy hamsters, puppies.  Many of the animals are quite rare.  They had Bengal cats, Sphinx cats, and Scottish Fold kittens (that came with a price tag of more than US$2,000 each.)

We have very few photos because most places had prominently placed “No Photography” signs.

It was also very crowded.

Tomorrow we’re leaving Hong Kong for Macau.

 

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Hong Kong, 09-10 June 2018

Saturday, 09 June 2018

The typhoon seems to have passed and the weather today was fantastic.  We decided to go ahead with our plan to visit the Big Buddha (officially Tian Tan Buddha — Tian Tan means “Alter of Heaven”) and the Po Lin Monastery.  You reach the buddha via the longest bi-cable ropeway in Asia.  You can also hike up the mountain or take a bus, but the hike is 6 miles one way and the bus sounds boring.

The Ngong Ping 360 Cable Car was opened in 2006 and is a very popular tourist attraction.  I read that the lines can be several hours long so we decided to arrive when they opened at 9:00 a.m. and try to be first ones there. Mornings seem to be the best time to do much of anything in Hong Kong …. people here are definitely night owls.  By 2:00p.m. the streets are so packed they are hard to walk though and are still busy well after midnight, but at 7:00 a.m. we have the city to ourselves.  The downside is that nothing is open at that hour.

We found a new breakfast place to try that opens at 7:30 a.m. so our plan was to eat first, then take the MTR (subway) out to Lantau Island for Big Buddha.  Unfortunately, we walked to the address for the restaurant and couldn’t find it.  We couldn’t tell if it was no longer there or just so hidden we couldn’t figure out where it was.  The area was under construction and store-front signs had been taken down or obscured.

After walking around looking for something else open and finding nothing, we gave up and decided our best bet was probably the MTR station.  We could take the train to Lantau and hope to find some food in a train station stall.

From our walk this morning (below:)  Chinese Banyan tree (ficus macrocarpa, part of the fig family.)  The biggest one in the world is in Hawaii and is 28 feet thick at breast height, so they can become truly enormous.  I love these trees, growing all over town.  The tree provides it’s own structural supports, starting as little wisps of aerial prop roots that mature into thick, woody trunks. Wikipedia:  The prop roots develop over a considerable area that resembles a grove of trees, with every trunk connected directly or indirectly to the primary trunk. In a banyan that envelops its host tree, the mesh of roots growing around the latter eventually applies considerable pressure to and commonly kills it. Such an enveloped, dead tree eventually decomposes, so that the banyan becomes a “columnar tree” with a hollow, central core. In jungles, such hollows are very desirable shelters to many animals.

It was a good thing we went to the train early.  From Tsim Sha Tsui you have to go 9 stops on one train, then switch to another train for an additional 3 stops.  The first train takes a long time because of all the stops and the second train covers way more distance than we expected.  It took nearly an hour to reach Lantau Island.  We arrived at Lantau’s Tung Chung MTR station right at 9:00 a.m. We grabbed some quick to-go food from Pret A Manger and hurried across the street to the cable car station.

Hong Kong in green, Lantau in red.

You have two choices for the cable cars:  Standard Cabin and Crystal Cabin.  The Crystal Cabin is a little more expensive and has a 2-inch thick glass floor.  Reviews online suggested that the crystal cabin is well worth the extra money so we sprung for the upgrade.  A round trip in the standard cabin is HK$210 (US$26), the crystal cabin is HK$290 (US$36).

We lucked out — there was practically nobody else there that early.  We bought our tickets and walked right on to a car, which we had all to ourselves.

The crystal floor was a lot of fun.

Josie sitting on the floor.  She was worried that since she was wearing a dress, people on the hiking trail would be able to look up and see her underpants.  She chose her sitting position very carefully.

Spectacular views.

The ride takes about 25 minutes and is 5.7km (3.5 miles) long.

Part of the hiking trail viewed through the cabin glass floor.

Roadway for cars … it goes down into a tunnel underneath the water so boats can cross at their leisure. You can see where the road comes back up again on the far side.

Our first view of the Po Lin Monastery.

You exit the cable car into Ngong Ping Village, a series of restaurants and shops.  It is very neat and clean.  The kids were a little disappointed with it because it feels like a sparkly, sanitized theme park version of China.  Isabella looked around and said, “If you blindfolded me and dropped me here and told me I was in the United States right now I’d believe you.”  That said, it was a relief to go into shops and be allowed to browse at our leisure without salespeople bombarding us like hungry seagulls.

Po Lin Monastery.  The lower floor is open to the public and the upper floors are home to monks.  It’s a working monastery.

268 steps up to the bronze Tian Tan Buddha.  After 12 years of construction, he was completed in 1993. He is the second-largest outdoor sitting Buddha in the world (the biggest is in Taiwan.)  He faces north which is unusual (towards mainland China).  Most of the great Buddha statues face south.

From the Po Lin Monastery website:  The right hand is in the mudra of “imparting fearlessness”, indicating the compassion of the Buddha to save all sentient beings from their sufferings.  The left hand rests on the lap, with the palm turning up and fingers pointing slightly downward. This is called the mudra of “fulfilling wishes”, implying the vow to grant blessing and happiness to all. 

The Buddha sits cross-legged on the lotus throne, like a lotus which grows out of sludge, symbolizing that the Buddha is pure and without any defilement. He can live in this world of turbidity and save all recalcitrant and unyielding beings. 

The 卍 sign on the chest represents that the Buddha possesses all virtues.  (Personal note: This symbol was effectively ruined by the Nazis.  It’s hard, as a Westerner, to see that symbol on something and not be filled with revulsion.)

Six smaller bronze statues surround the Big Buddha in a circle, called The Offering of the Six Devas.  Each holds up a different item:  flowers, fruits, incense, music, ointment, and light (a lamp.) These symbolize the Six Perfections and represent patience, morality, wisdom, charity, zeal and meditation, all of which are necessary for enlightenment.

View from the Big Buddha platform.

Adam:  The three kids jibber-jabbering about complete nonsense and ignoring the views.  Brenda keeps getting mushy about the time the 3 kids spend together – knowing that Isabella heads off this fall.  She’s worried the five of us will NEVER be together again!

View of Po Lin Monastery.

Time to hike back down.

We’re thrilled it’s not too crowded.

Huge incense sticks.

Lots of people come to pray outside the temple.

Po Lin Monastery. (Po Lin means “precious lotus.”  The lotus represents purity.)  The small temple was originally built in 1906 and initially called “The Bug Hut.”  It was renamed Po Lin in 1923.

The biggest structure is the Hall of the Ten Thousand Buddhas which has been built behind the original main shrine.

Photos inside the temple are forbidden. They have a huge shrine to Buddha and some impressive architecture.  It’s solemn, beautiful, and quiet.

Incense offerings.

Very hot and humid.  Time for a water break back down in Ngong Ping Village.

It was starting to get crowded by the time we were done.  When we exited the cable car at the end of our visit, the line to go up was huge.  We were so very glad we got there early!

Massive apartment high-rise in Lantau as seen from the cable car.

In our neighborhood after the long train ride back, we chanced upon Mak’s Noodle, a Cantonese wonton noodle shop near our apartment.  While we were waiting for our food, we happened to notice a magazine article framed on the wall:  Anthony Bourdain ate here and recommended it in one of his articles.  Bourdain committed suicide yesterday and we just found out about it today, so it felt a bit like kismet that we should happen to eat here.

Adam and I were both up most of last night and therefore exhausted today.  We went back to the apartment after lunch with the intention of taking short naps and heading back out later in the afternoon to visit the Goldfish Market.  That didn’t happen.  We both woke up at 5:30 p.m. (three-hour long naps!) to find the kids all asleep, too.  We ended up staying in for the evening, eating fruit, ham and crackers and watching Netflix. Hopefully we’ll all be refreshed for tomorrow’s adventures.

Sunday, 10 June 2018

Holden at 5:00 a.m. at the “technology center” on the kitchen table of our apartment. His bed is the couch against the wall in the background.  The two curtains on the back wall are the two “bedrooms.”


A view of Adam’s and my bedroom … glass half-wall and curtain as barrier, Holden’s couch/bed in the foreground.

Isabella and Josie’s bedroom on the other side of the glass partition.

Living room, entrance, kitchen table.

Living room (aka Holden’s bedroom) and kitchen.

Holden’s life revolves around meals.  At 15 years old, he is constantly starving. He has been pretty vocal about his disappointment regarding our bad luck finding breakfast.  Adam got tired of hearing it and said, “Then why don’t you get online and find something?”  So, he did.  He found a great looking place that serves traditional Chinese breakfast foods and he was quite excited about the experience.  The restaurant’s website said they opened at 8:00 a.m. so we waited around hungry for two hours at home, then headed over and found the place.  They were, indeed, open, but … “We don’t serve food until 8:30 or 9:00. You come back half hour.”  Holden was piiiiiiiiiiiissed.  “WHY?!  What kind of restaurant opens but doesn’t serve food?  They couldn’t be bothered to put that on their website?  That’s some bull shh-sorry mom but come on, I mean really …” He was still muttering about it when we ended up at a Starbucks a couple blocks away.  Arms crossed, he mumbled “Guess I’ll have a blueberry muffin.”

On to the ferry station. This food booth near the terminal may be our best bet for breakfast in the future!

Today we went to visit Lamma Island.  This island gets few tourists; it still qualifies as “sleepy” in every guidebook you read.  Archaeologists have found evidence of settlements here since 4000BC.

Map of Hong Kong and path we took on two ferries to get to Lamma Island.

Wikipedia:  In contrast to Hong Kong Island and Kowloon, Lamma is peaceful and tranquil with an abundance of natural scenery. Buildings higher than three storeys are prohibited and there are no automobiles but diminutive fire trucks and ambulances, as well as distinctive open-back vehicles to transport construction materials. The community’s only means of transport is either by foot or bicycle.

We took a 5 minute ferry over to HK Island to catch the bigger ferry over to Lamma.  I was worried about sea sickness on the longer ferry rides because the water around Hong Kong tends to be choppy, but the ferry to Lamma only takes about 20 minutes (to the closest of it’s two ports) and the sea was calm today.

Side note:  I’ve noticed there are no seagulls in Hong Kong.  Usually places like this are swarming with them.  I finally looked it up online and discovered that here kites have taken over the ecological niche usually occupied by seagulls.  In addition to being scavengers that will eat just about anything (just like seagulls do), the kites are also birds of prey and will eat the seagulls, as well.

A sea of bicycles near the Yung Shue Wan ferry terminal.

The ferry dumps you out into a small fishing village called Yung Shue Wan.  The walk through town is lined with seafood restaurants and shops, and a lot of dogs.

This is the place to come if you want fresh seafood.

A shop selling amber jewelry. It was beautiful but way too expensive.

We attempted to do The Lamma Island Family Walk, which meanders through the village to a beach and ends at the other ferry terminal.  It said on the sign it was a little more than an hour’s hike.  It started out nice, but once we got further away from the water I started getting eaten alive by bugs.  It was also much hotter away from the water and we soon found ourselves miserable.  We gave up and turned around.

One of the most unusual flowering shrubs I’ve ever seen.  The orange flowers look almost exactly like little butterflies. After some online sleuthing, I finally identified it as the peacock flower tree (Caesalpinia pulcherrima), a member of the pea family.

Jungle residence.

We made it as far as the beach before heading back to the town.

Adam and Holden had to giggle at this sign.

Preparing today’s catch.

This appeared to be the most popular restaurant on the island.  It was packed.

Homes near the Yung Shue Wan ferry port.

After leaving Lamma Island, we returned to HK Island for lunch and to do some sight seeing.  A restaurant we just happened by (Tsui Wah Restaurant) turned out to be the best meal we’ve yet had on the trip.

We then walked up the hill toward Hollywood Road – it is famous for antique stores – but, being a Sunday, almost everything was closed.  Built in 1844, it was one of the very first roads in Hong Kong, named for the holly trees that lined it.

It looks like they are building a new road/underpass.  The top of it is covered with vegetation.

Every Sunday foreign (mostly Filipino) domestic workers stage a protest along the sidewalks of HK Island.  Thousands of them line the streets, all sitting on cardboard boxes they’ve turned into makeshift picnic areas.  They’ve been doing this for years.  Sunday is their one day off each week and they spend it socializing: doing each other’s hair, nails and make-up, eating, napping, doing needlecrafts and artwork, singing, talking to people back home on their phones.

Another gorgeous banyan tree.

This guy was painting scrolls near the ferry terminal.  “Hang one in your home to bring good luck” he told me when I bought one.

Ducks for sale in a shop window.

The girls shopping in a cosmetic store in the lobby of our building.  (They are worried about aging?!)

Tomorrow we have an appointment to play a virtual reality video game at a place called Sandbox VR.  We signed up for their newest game, Curse of Davy Jones.   Until tomorrow!

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Hong Kong, 06-08 June 2018

Wednesday, 06 June 2018

Hong Kong is a weird combination of opulent and seedy.  Adam and I were last here exactly eleven years ago, in June 2007, for a business trip.  We stayed in a massive and luxurious Holiday Inn.  As we walked down the corridors to our room after checking in, we heard theatrical sex noises coming from room after room.  The hotel bar was filled with elegant, bespoke-suited businessmen from all over the world, hookers buzzing around them like flies on a corpse.

This time we’re here for a much more fun reason than a business trip: Isabella’s high school graduation gift from us is a 6-week family trip to Asia.  She graduated with honors and earned the Zell Miller scholarship.  She will be attending UGA in the Division of Biological Sciences in the fall.  This summer may end up being the last long trip the five of us ever take together so it feels a bit more poignant than other trips.

Our first stop is Hong Kong.  We found an Airbnb apartment that happens to be across the street from the hotel Adam and I stayed in last time.

The street level of our building contains glittering luxury shops; Rolex, Patek Philippe.  We found the elevator to our 6th floor apartment and crowded in.  When the doors opened again, it was like steeping into Bethesda’s video game Fallout.

The halls are a rabbit’s warren of dingy, corroding concrete.  CCTV cameras in cages hang from the ceilings.  The building opens in the center to a huge grungy courtyard, the windows from every apartment open to it and their occupants visible.  Across it we can see a boxing club operating in the gloom, shirtless gloved men punching each other in the face.  Drying laundry hangs in the corridors and on lines criss-crossing the courtyard. Tired-looking people drift through the halls in a daze. If this were a movie set, the atmosphere is what they call “gritty.”

Our apartment is very small but clean and comfortable.  The only water available is in the bathroom; there is no sink in the kitchen, which we neglected to notice in the Airbnb photos. (We didn’t think to look specifically to see if the kitchen had a sink.)  It does have a small refrigerator and freezer, a tiny microwave, and a little station with an electric tea kettle.  By contrast, the bathroom is huge.  It has a fantastic shower, two sinks and high-end finishes.  The air conditioning units work well, which is a necessary luxury in Hong Kong’s oppressive heat and humidity.

There is a 12-hour time difference between Atlanta and Hong Kong.  We arrived at 7:30 p.m. in Hong Kong (7:30 a.m. to our Atlanta-acclimated bodies) but we’ve been awake for nearly 24 hours and fell gratefully into our beds.

Thursday, 07 June 2018

The girls and I slept almost all night and woke up around 6:30 a.m. feeling relatively refreshed.  Holden and Adam were up for a large portion of the night so the time change may be harder for the two of them.

Our building’s grungy and depressing courtyard.  This is an interior shot, not the outside of a building.

We woke up early (around 5:30 a.m.) and discovered that most breakfast places don’t open until after 9:00 a.m.  Adam found a place serving early called Cafe de Coral (Hong Kong’s largest, most successful Chinese fast food brand) and we walked over.  We weren’t expecting much but were pleasantly surprised.  The food was very cheap and quite good.

Hong Kong is under a typhoon warning for the next few days (Typhoon Signal No. 3).  The weather is gray with intermittent rain, very hot and humid.

In spite of the gloomy weather we had a very enjoyable day.  The kids love Asia better than any other region we’ve visited and all three were palpably excited just to soak in the atmosphere.

Before we left home, Isabella was a bit reluctant to spend the summer traveling because she felt she should stay home and get a job to earn money for college, which is what most of her friends are doing.  We told her that by earning the Zell Miller scholarship she paid for more school than she could ever earn at a teen’s summer job and should just enjoy the opportunity to see another piece of the world.  Once we landed in Hong Kong, all of her doubts melted away.  On the taxi ride last night from the airport to our hotel she looked out the window and said, “I want to live here someday.”  This afternoon she said, “Hong Kong is now my favorite city in the world.”

Buying water. The kids are working out HK money and the vending machines that are all over town selling water and other cold drinks.

Statue of Bruce Lee.

Hong Kong is very lush. View of the area near where we are staying – we’re in the neighborhood Tsim Sha Tsui – on the peninsula and just north of Kowloon bay (two block walk to the water).

We took the ferry to Hong Kong Island.  The ticket prices come to less than $1USD per person and the ride is only about 5 minutes long.  Anyone over age 65 rides free.  HK has 261 islands, but HK Island is the largest and the center of their banking and commerce sector.

Getting ready to dock the boat.

Kids taking shelter during a sudden downpour.  It rained on and off all day, but luckily the heaviest rain only lasted about 15 minutes.

Waiting for the Peak Tram.

On the tram.  The kids spent the entire day jibber-jabbering with each other over every topic under the sun.

Views from Victoria Peak (locally known as “The Peak.”)  It is the highest mountain on Hong Kong Island.  In the 1800s, prominent European residents built houses up here because the weather is quite a bit cooler and the views are spectacular. It’s still mostly a residential area for rich people, with tourists being able to come up on the tram to see the views and visit a large contained shopping area. (Wikipedia:  In addition to being a major tourist attraction for Hong Kong, The Peak is also the summit of Hong Kong’s property market. At the peak of The Peak, properties are more expensive than anywhere else in the world.)

Despite the heavy cloud cover, the views were still good.  In fact, the weather added an eerie, atmospheric quality that made it special.

We all love the rain forest.  This path at the top of The Peak is unique in that you can see a huge, cosmopolitan city from a place that feels like nearly-abandoned jungle.

Walking along this path, Isabella said, “Hong Kong is kind of a utopia, but also a little dystopian, too.”  I told her I made the same observation last night, but I used opulent and seedy. “I like your description better, though” I said.  “Maybe we could call it a dystopian utopia.”  She said, “Please don’t write that in your blog.  It sounds pretentious and people will think you don’t know what those words mean.”

Viewing area sponsored by the Lion’s Club of Hong Kong.

Back down on main part of Hong Kong Island.

Ferry back to mainland Peninsula. (Blue dress and straw hat is me.)

Adam found Budaoweng Hotpot Cuisine on the 23rd floor of a building across the street from our apartment for lunch.  Fish (grouper) for Josie, beef for everyone else (plus a huge basket of leafy greens and mushrooms).  Josie is a pescatarian these days, for ethical reasons.  She feels guilty eating animals with self-awareness but figures most fish don’t really have any so she feels less bad about them being killed.  This menu offered frog and she was faced with having to decide if frogs are dumb enough to be eaten or not.  She decided “no amphibians.”

The vegetable basket and beef platter.  Everything is served raw and you cook it in that big vat of boiling broth in the center of the table.  The darker side is a VERY spicy chili mix in what I think was beef broth, and the lighter side is a mild vegetable-based broth with tofu and greens in it. Both were delicious.

After the meal, the waitress brought some little soup bowls of orange liquid that looked suspiciously like raw beaten eggs.  She put them in front of us and said, “Dessert.”  I asked, “What is it?”  She said, “Dessert.  You eat.”  The Chinese don’t use an upward inflection at the end of sentences, questions or otherwise, so everything they say sounds like a command.  Every encounter ends with me feeling like a little kid who just got yelled at by a teacher.  If their speech was in text form, there would be an angry face emoji at the end of every sentence. Have a nice day. 😡

The dessert was warm, and the best we could tell it was mango puree thickened with tapioca or rice flour.  It was weirdly sweet, slimy, and felt like it shouldn’t be warm.  Holden took a little taste, glanced at the waitress hovering near our table, and whispered to me, “Are we going to get in trouble if we don’t eat it?”

After lunch we went to Marks & Spencer (in the same building across from our apartment) and bought some things for dinner: fruit, cheese and crackers, a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, a box of weird little banana cakes, box of cereal, bottle of wine, apple juice, tea.  We don’t have much in the way of a kitchen in this place so we had to get things that need very little preparation to eat.

We dropped our groceries off at home and headed out for one last stroll in our neighborhood before calling it a day.  By 3:00 p.m. Adam was dragging pretty hard.  The kids and I felt surprisingly good considering our jet lag but everyone was done by 4:00 p.m.  We went home and ended up not bothering with Wine Time or dinner.  We figured out how to get our Netflix account working and the kids watched SpongeBob cartoons and reminisced about their childhoods while Adam took care of some work and I did this blog.  By 6:30 everyone had turned in for the night.

Friday, 08 June 2018

The weather today was awful.  A South China Sea typhoon changed direction overnight and hit land just to the east and south of Hong Kong.  All last night and well into today’s afternoon it POURED.

Winds were up to 35mph and the weather service says it rained an average of 2” each hour.  We headed out with umbrellas which quickly got turned inside out.  Even when they worked, it was the kind of rain that still got you wet no matter what you were carrying or hiding under the eaves of stores.

We walked to the ferry terminal near our apartment and headed back to Hong Kong Island because they have a huge covered shopping area.  We needed to find something to do inside.

Josie trying to fix her umbrella after the wind turned it inside out.  

I am reading about a Falun Gong protest and trying to figure out what Falun Gong is and why people are protesting it.  A girl handed me a brochure with some stilted English in it saying that Falun Gong is a cult that becomes addictive and makes people hack up their parents with an ax and then set themselves on fire.  (According to wikipedia, this is not the case; it sounds sort of like a quasi-religious mindfulness practice, combining elements of Buddhism and yoga.  Falun Gong practitioners have been persecuted and killed by the Chinese government for years.)

We found a beauty supply shop that carried a special facial cleanser Isabella likes.  They had a lot of new products that we don’t get in the United States so we spent some time looking them over.

Inside a big mall on Hong Kong Island they have a T-rex skeleton.  This one (an actual, not a mold) was dug up in South Dakota, USA.

Asia always gets the best new electronics first.  This is a new 100” VLED 4K TV by Sony.  The picture was simply amazing.  It can be yours for US$76,000.  Adam told the kids that everyone will have one on their walls in the next 10 years.

We spent some time figuring out how to buy Octopus cards (cards for the subway system; the same thing they call Oyster cards in the UK).  We took the train back to an area a couple stops away from our apartment to visit the Jade Market.

It would have been fun to browse around and take it all in, but the salespeople are so aggressive they ended up chasing us away.  They grab you by the arm and won’t let go, or try to clip bracelets on you so that you can’t leave their stall. It was the worst market I’ve ever been to.  Some of the markets in South America have fairly aggressive vendors, but nothing like this … it was downright ugly.  The jade they were selling may or may not have been cool; we didn’t get the chance to find out, although in one booth near the entrance, the lady was a little less physical and easier to deal with.  Isabella bought a small jade bracelet for a friend back home and Josie bought a jade ring.  Then we high-tailed it out of there.

I was disappointed because those are the kinds of markets and stalls I really enjoy poking around in.  We thought maybe it would be easier to go on a day with better weather or a weekend when more shoppers were around so we could melt into a crowd (today we were nearly the only customers there) but when I looked the Jade Market up online later, it got terrible reviews on Trip Advisor from nearly everyone, citing the freakishly aggressive vendors.  I certainly would not recommend anyone go there, which is a shame because it looked like it could have been quite interesting. As it was, we felt like we were being attacked and held hostage.  It was awful.

Interesting fact I learned about jade on the internet, though … in Chinese culture jade represents good luck.  If your jade piece breaks, it’s because bad luck was headed your way and your jade charm took the hit for you.  You give it a sincere thank you and buy a new piece for future protection.

Dim sum for lunch.  Everyone liked their lunch except me.  I ordered a bowl of soup (black bowl in photo) but the broth smelled like dirty dishwater and I couldn’t stand to eat it.  I don’t know what it was.  Today is not shaping up to be my day.  Josie’s vegetarian rice dish was delicious, though, and she shared with me.

A few more pics of our building’s corridors: laundry, garbage, armored CCTV cameras, a rat’s nest of wires, prison bar door grates …

Waiting for the slowest elevator in the world. (FYI, we’ve not yet seen a living soul outside Joyful Guest House.) This place’s vibe is post-apocalyptic.

Weird tangle of wires(?) and an orange hat near the elevators.  Plus a purple wire hanger with nothing on it.  The hallways in this place are downright creepy even during the middle of the day.

Tomorrow, if the weather is decent, we plan to visit the giant Buddha.

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Resaca, GA (Battle of Resaca: a re-enactment)

Sunday, 20 May 2018

This weekend, Arge and Judy are in town.  We (Brenda, Adam, John, Arge, Judy, Isabella and friend, Cassandra) travelled about an hour north of our home to visit the Resaca battlefield and view a Civil War Re-enactment battle.

The Battle of Resaca was fought in May of 1864 with largely inconclusive results.  There were more than 7,000 casualties combined for the Union and Confederate armies.  The Union lost more soldiers, but the Confederates were forced to retreat and dig in further south toward Atlanta.

There were vendors selling 19th century items and the re-enactors had camped all over the grounds for the full weekend.  It was a lot of fun to see all of the gear and speak with the people there – who were very eager to share with you their hobby/passion.

The day terminated with a full battle – solders maneuvering and firing, attacking, cavalry charges and LOUD cannon fire on both sides.

This guy’s homemade sign:
PROVOST HQ
No smokin’
No drankin’
No cussin’

We talked to several of these guys and learned that for most of them, this is their one weekend away “from the women” when they can drink, smoke, sleep in the woods, and play with guns.  There were a small handful of women participating, but not very many.  I was really surprised at the number of young boys.  I assumed it was going to be mostly Old White Guys (and there were plenty of those) but a large number of the re-enactors were boys who looked to be ranging in age from about 12 to 20.

As we passed one group of teenaged boys getting ready for the upcoming battle, one of them saw me walking by and gave me a “howdy Ma’am” head bob; then I saw him spot Isabella and Cassandra a few paces behind me.  He was suddenly very alert and I heard him hiss “GIRLS!!!” to his buddies, followed by a round of elbow-nudges and an abrupt end to their conversation.  They watched Bella and Cassandra walk by.  (Maybe “gawked” is a better word than “watched.”  In any case, the girls were completely oblivious.)

That’s when I noticed that Bella and Cassandra were, quite literally, the ONLY teenaged girls in attendance.  I saw a few young women participating in the calvary event on horseback, but that was it.  This was, by and large, an event appreciated by boys/men.  The few women there to watch as spectators were my age or older (i.e., mid-40s and up.)

One of the few families participating with a couple of children.

Getting ready for the cavalry competition.  This guy said, “It’s just so much fun.  You try not to take the competition too seriously, but when you get out there you turn back into a 12 year old boy and can’t help yourself.”

A few of the women participants.

There weren’t very many spectators at this event so we stuck out like sore thumbs in our modern clothes.  The vast majority of the people here were part of the re-enactment. It was 91 degrees in the shade; very hot and muggy.  The participants were all wearing heavy wool clothing.  One guy showed me that he had flannel pajama bottoms from Target underneath his wool pants because even in the intense heat it was more comfortable to add more clothes than to itch from the rough wool cloth directing touching skin.  The same guy (wearing a Union uniform) said to me, “I’m so sorry I’m in the wrong uniform, Ma’am.  But some of us had to take one for the team and play the bad guys.  I truly do apologize.”

The cannons to be used for the Confederate side of the battle later in the day.

Below: Doing weapons checks prior to the start of the re-enactment.  

Practicing the drumming and flute playing.  (They played Battle Hymn of the Republic during the majority of the battle.)

John, Brenda, Cassandra and Isabella headed across the field to the location of the calvary competition.  On the horizon you can just barely see the earth works used for the battle.

As we sat down to watch the Calvary competition, the battery in Adam’s Leica camera died.  He went to get his back-up battery and it was not there … turns out it was sitting at home.  For the remainder of the day (all of the cool parts where people were doing interesting stuff rather than just getting ready) he had to use the camera in his phone.  That was a huge disappointment.  Anyway …..

This guy was by far the best horseman and very impressive to watch.  That horse could run like the wind and it was breathtakingly beautiful.

Here come the Confederates.

The battle has begun:  Confederates behind the earthworks in the distance and Union standing to the right in the field. The smoke is from their muskets.

Union army.

The figures in the grass (middle of frame) are injured and dead.  They’re “out” for the remainder of the battle. Most of them propped up on their elbows so they could see the action and sipped water from canteens with huge grins on their faces.

Battle is over — cavalry headed back to camp to pack up for the weekend.  The lone figure to the left is Arge taking a photo.

Below is a 3:39 minute video Adam compiled of the battle.  The sound from his phone doesn’t do justice to the experience.  The cannons were so loud your ears would ring for minutes afterwards and the sound echoed through the valley like thunder.

At the 2:24 mark the cavalry got into a sword fight right in front of our position.  The riders were having a ton of fun, grinning from ear to ear. (Many of the cavalry were women …  I didn’t see any female foot soldiers but there were several on the horses.)

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The Carolinas (and a little bit of Georgia)

Saturday, 31 March 2018

Our friends Rita and Randy have come down for “second spring break” so we can indulge in another version of our Blues Tour from last year.  This year we’ve decided to visit The Carolinas (north and south: specifically Charleston and Asheville.)

Our first day we didn’t make it out of Georgia:  Isabella is going to attend UGA next fall, so our first destination is right outside of Atlanta in Athens.  On the way over, we made a quick stop in Madison, GA to visit the historic little town and see Heritage House.  What we thought would be a 45 minute pit-stop turned into a nearly-all-day visit because there was so much to see.

Heritage Hall.  An adult ticket is only $10, but for $15 ($10 for students, under 12 free) you get to tour two more historic houses within walking distance in the town; Rogers House and Rose Cottage.

Heritage House is supposed to be haunted.  Our tour guide said she’d seen a lavender “hazey” circle with shooting orbs of light inside it on the staircase.  They have a “ghost room.”  Even if you don’t believe in the supernatural (like me) this tour was fascinating.  The guides are local volunteers who love their town and love sharing their history with people.

Rogers House and Rose Cottage

Rose Cottage

Easter Sunday, 01 April 2018

Quick visit to Athens to poke around UGA and familiarize ourselves with the town.

The idea behind the double-barrel cannon is that two cannon balls connected by a chain would be fired simultaneously, acting like a scythe that could mow down anything in it’s path.  In the end, they could never get the two balls to fire at the exact same time and the thing never worked.

The UGA arch.

The Tree that Owns Itself.

“For and in consideration of the great love I bear this tree and the great desire I have for it’s protection for all time, I convey entire possession of itself and all land within eight feet of the tree on all sides.  William H. Jackson”

We had lunch in a hamburger joint that served roasted brussels sprouts as a side dish.  My favorite!

Monday, 02 April 2018

Charleston, South Carolina

We arrived in Charleston last night and settled into a nice Airbnb house.  This morning we headed out early to be first ones there! for a tour of Fort Sumter.  It was a good, thing, too …. we weren’t the only people with that idea.  You have to take a ferry out to the island and it’s quite slow.  There is a lot of standing in cattle lines waiting for your turn to buy a ticket, then to get on the boat, then to get off the boat, etc.

Below: on the walk from our house to the Ft. Sumter ferry terminal.

Around two hours later:  finally here!

Adam asked the kids to sit here for a photo and they got yelled at by a guide.  No sitting allowed.

The raising of the flag ceremony. It was a surprisingly somber occasion.

My opinion of the Ft. Sumter experience is that it’s not worth the amount of time, money and hassle.  There are neater forts to visit (The San Juan National Historic Site in Puerto Rico springs immediately to mind, just as one example.)

Visiting Ft. Sumter takes up at least half your day and most of that is spent on a very boring ferry ride.  The fort itself is quite small and (in this Philistine’s opinion) they didn’t do a good job of bringing the history to life.  I’m not a history buff but I’ve been to places where the hosts made it so interesting you get lost in the story and go home to read up even more on the thing you just saw.  This was not one of those experiences for me.  You’d need a pre-existing emotional reason to enjoy the outing and get much out of it.  For American history buffs it’s probably worth it, but for us common folk there are much more fun ways to spend your time in Charleston.   This, for the kids and me, was the equivalent of standing in line for 3 hours at Disney World to get on the teacup ride.

Below: Back on the mainland visiting the Charleston City Market after a quick lunch.  This is a series of covered booths in a very long alley-like series of buildings.  Most of the stalls sell junk but there are a few treasures to be found here.  It’s worth it if you like browsing bazaar-type markets.  It’s not worth it if you don’t particularly enjoy shopping and very much not worth it at all if you get claustrophobic in crowds.  Randy is the latter … he and Rita took one look at the tourist traffic here and opted to go do something else.  We met back up with them later in the day.

The remainder of the afternoon we walked around Charleston’s historic homes area and ran into Calhoun House.

The kids on the front porch of Calhoun House, waiting for the tour to start.  They didn’t allow photos inside the mansion, but it’s VERY much worth seeing.  This is a good example of a tour guide bringing a story to life; she was fantastic and the house itself was fascinating.

Tuesday, 03 April 2018

This morning we drove out of town (about 10 miles) to visit the Magnolia Plantation and Gardens.  For us, this was the highlight of the Charleston portion of the trip.

The plantation dates back to 1676, but after the Civil War, they opened their doors and grounds to the paying public.  It is the oldest public tourist site in the Lowcountry, and the oldest public gardens in America.

They also have a petting zoo to visit and free-range peacocks all over the place.

Bald eagle hanging out in the gardens.

Wildlife photographers very excited about the bald eagle.

Egret.

Geese!  At the petting zoo.

Magnolia Plantation also has a quite nice plant nursery.

Man proposing to a woman.  She said yes. (Good thing, too, since there were a lot of people watching and taking candid photos. He chose a spot where it was sure to be a spectacle.)

We met back up with Rita and Randy and spent the remainder of the afternoon walking around Charleston.  They opted out of Magnolia Plantation to go see something else and squeeze in a yoga session.

Porch swing on our Airbnb house.

Wednesday, 04 April 2018

Before leaving the “low country”, we paid a visit to Boone Hill Plantation, about 10 miles outside of Charleston.

After this tour, we hit the road and headed west toward the Great Smoky Mountains.

Thursday, 05 April 2018

For the next 3 nights, we have rented a house near Asheville, NC – up in the Great Smoky Mountains.

This was a view from the deck of the house we rented.  We sat out back in the afternoons for wine time and eaties.

One morning, we made a hike up to Purchase Knob – elevation 4,850’.  The total hike was about 5 miles.

The kids are eating granola bars at a cabin built originally in 1874.

Randy coming out of the woods into a clearing near the top – the first full views of the mountains and great 270 degree views.

After the hike, we drove in to Asheville to do some shopping and get chocolate treats for the kids.  The city was busy with plenty of pedestrian traffic and the most dogs we ever remember seeing out and about.  Asheville is a dog town!

Friday, 06 April 2018

Today we drove all through the Great Smoky Mountains national park – over the mountains and into Tennessee.

We visited the tri-cities of Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge and Sevierville and stopped at the largest knife store in the world to re-stock our underground bunkers.

While in the park, we made a couple of short hikes.

Tomorrow we’re headed back home.  Until next time!

 

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Montreal; Philadelphia; Appomattox, 26-30 Dec 2017

Montreal, Canada

Tuesday, 26 Dec 2017

Most of today was spent driving from Boston to Montreal.  We took a route through New Hampshire and Vermont.  The roads were quite good and the scenery was gorgeous.  This is the most snow our kids have ever seen.

Once in our apartment, Adam and I walked 0.4 miles to the nearest grocery store for provisions.  It was so cold and miserable (-4F) we’re having big concerns about what we’re going to do tomorrow.  Even with all our layers of clothing, we simply don’t own gear that can handle these temperatures.  By the time we’d walked the less-than-one-full-mile round trip, my legs were so red it looked like I had a sunburn.  We don’t have long johns or snow pants.

Wednesday, 27 Dec 2017

For the first time in Adam and the kids’ lives, they experienced negative-degree weather. It is bringing back so many memories of Fairbanks for me. (For those who don’t now, I went to UAF my first year of college, back in 1990-91.) I’d forgotten how much this kind of cold physically hurts …. much like having the flu, you remember that it’s miserable and you hated it, but when you actually get it again you realize you’d forgotten how much it truly sucks. Today was -5F. We walked around outside as little as possible and bundled up in all our clothes.  We had so many layers it was difficult to move around.

The first two or three minutes you think, “Hey, this isn’t too bad!” — then a slight breeze kicks up and you think, “Oh my god, I’m going to die.” Isabella was seriously worried about her blood freezing as we stood outside for 6 minutes waiting for an Uber; I told her it doesn’t freeze up unless you fall asleep in a snowbank or something, like you have hypothermia so bad you pass out, THEN your blood starts to freeze, but she didn’t believe me and had to look it up online just to be safe. Josie, who has had a love affair with Canada for years in spite of never having been here said, “This is not what I had in mind. I think when I grow up, instead of moving to Canada I’ll live in one of the southern states, maybe California.” Her dream of Canada isn’t matching up with the reality of Canada.  She loves Canadian culture but wants it to swap places with Mexico.

Today was sort of a bust because walking around outside was so awful.  We ended up calling it day after lunch and spent most of it in our apartment playing Cosmic Encounter and drinking wine. (Holden won both games.)

Street in front of our apartment.

Our apartment.  Our door is the one on the middle floor with the light on. Once inside the door, you walk up another set of stairs and our apartment was the entire third floor.  Isabella stayed in the bedroom with the balcony (unused since it was so cold) and the lighted window looked out of the front living room.

Street view from our living room widow. That bueish-gray car had a really hard time getting out of that parking spot, but eventually succeeded.

Holden getting some breakfast before we head out for the day.

Montreal has a series of locations called collective “La Ville Souterraine” – or the Underground City.  There are roughly 20 miles of underground passages that connect various malls and other plazas to give folks a chance to get around downtown without ever having to go outside.

Our idea was to wander around the Underground City but it was not as neat as we’d hoped.  Nearly half of the shops were closed until January 8.   Holden likened the experience to just walking through concourse after concourse at the airport.

Big chunk of the Berlin Wall.

Art gallery that was closed.  We had to be satisfied just peeking in the windows.

Waiting for an Uber.  Isabella has two coats on underneath that big sweater.

For lunch we went to the famous (locally) Schwartz’s Deli – the equivalent of NYC’s Katz’s.  It is the oldest deli in Canada.  There is always a line out front and it took a lot of arm twisting to get everyone to stand outside for 15 minutes before we could get a table.

Almost our turn!

But the wait was worth it.  Their signature dish is the Viande Fumee – smoked meat sandwich.  We each ordered one with a side dish of poutine.

After Schwart’s, we took another Uber to the old part of Montreal.  The intention was to walk around and see what we ran into, but quickly found a Starbucks and settled in.

The kids and I refused to leave Starbucks, so Adam took off on his own because he wanted to get some pictures.  When we came back about 15 minutes later, his face was so frosted over that he looked like a White Walker, minus the creepy blue eyes.  He bought a hot coffee to warm up and we decided to just call it day and go back to the apartment.

In for the day.  Josie huddled by the window to get warmth from the sun and also from the baseboard heater by her feet. The curtain made a nice pocket of warm air so she could check in with her friends in comfort.

Someone must have texted something funny.

In light of the ever-worsening temperature forecast — tomorrow is supposed to be -16F — we’re leaving Montreal tomorrow morning (provided our car will start) and heading to Philadelphia instead. When we mentioned Philly, the kids started singing the theme song to Fresh Price of Bel Air and won’t quit, which is kind of annoying but better than hiding in our apartment from the cold and wasting two days of vacation doing nothing. We’re chalking this one up to “experience,” knowing that the kids will never forget it. We got that out of it, at least!

Thursday, 28 Dec 2017

Our car won’t start.

Adam:  I’ve already called CAA and they’ll be by in an hour or so. (CAA is the Canadian version of AAA. They have reciprocity.)

We need to pack up and be ready because once this truck gets going, I’m not turning it off until we reach the relatively balmy temps of the upper 20s in Pennsylvania!

Today was a bust.  We got an hour late start because of the dead battery.  We drove all day to Philly and arrived after dark, and then couldn’t get into our hotel.  It was a boutique hotel and they didn’t have a concierge and nobody to check us in.  Every phone number we called put us in touch with a computer and we couldn’t get an actual human on the phone.

Cold and mad, we had to get alternate lodging at Residence Inn, all 5 crammed into one small room (and grateful to have a place at all.)  For dinner we ordered delivery from Chili’s and the girl who brought the food forgot Josie’s salad meal.  Josie ordered salad because she didn’t want heavy, greasy food for dinner but she ended up having to eat part of Isabella’s pizza and part of my pasta.  She sprawled on the bed saying, “Ohhh, I’m so full I don’t feel good. I wish I’d gotten my salad.”  Just then someone knocked on the door — it was the delivery girl.  “I’m so sorry, I forgot to bring your salad.  Here it is!”  We thanked her and once the door was shut, Josie said, “You’ve got to be freakin’ kidding me!”  Crap day for the most part, although the roads were good and we’re safe, so can’t complain.

Philadelphia, PA

Friday, 29 Dec 2017

Philadelphia is much warmer (+25F or so) than Montreal so we’re able to actually get out and do things today.  It feels downright balmy!

View from our hotel room window.

Holden on his couch bed.

Independence Hall

Courthouse room in Independence Hall

Room where reps met.  There are 13 green tables, one for each of the 13 colonies (2 guys to each table.)  George Washington sat in the big Chippendale chair at the raised head table (back wall.)

Birthplace of the USA – where the Declaration of Independence was signed and where our Constitution was argued, edited and finally written.

Staircase up to second level, not always open to the public.  We got lucky.

Upstairs were some very nicely appointed rooms where the big-wigs of the day could do important things in luxurious surroundings.

Banquet hall

This room was both a library and a munitions storage.

Next up was the Liberty Bell building (all this stuff was free, which was really nice.)

Isabella is thinking deep thoughts about the Liberty Bell with her Shrek hat on.  To her left is the Honorable Senator Marco Rubio (R) of Florida.  He showed up after we were there, with family and secret service entourage in tow.

Adam:  We then made our way to view Benjamin Franklin’s grave and then did a full tour of the Philadelphia Mint.  I wish Jason was here today for that tour – we could have nerded out together in all things coin related.  The factory there is not unlike my factory in Mexico.. except they literally make money while we lose it in a more roundabout fashion.  (No photos of the Philadelphia Mint — no photography allowed.)

Betsy Ross House

Formal sitting room in the house Betsy Ross rented rooms. This home was shared at various times by a myriad of renters.  Note the Delft tile around the fireplace.

One of the bedrooms.

Betsy Ross’s bedroom where she likely sewed the flags.  She was officially an upholsterer and made other things like curtains.  Producing American flags was considered treason (back when the British were still in charge) and she could be hanged for it.  Therefore flag projects were hidden in private rooms and quickly stashed away if anyone came over. It was a dangerous undertaking, but poor women took the risk anyway because the pay was good.

Actress portraying Betsy Ross (below), telling the story of her life.  General Washington originally wanted 6-pointed stars on the flag, since a General’s star has six points.  Betsy told him that a 6-pointed star was much harder to make than a 5-pointed star and would take a significantly longer time to sew each flag.  Then she showed him a trick to make a 5-pointed star with one snip of the scissors.  He was in a big hurry to have as many flags produced as possible, so he agreed to the 5-pointed design.  The American flag uses 5-pointed stars to this day, thanks to Betsy Ross.

Cellar level kitchen.

The kids are waiting outside the Ross house, next to the tomb of Betsy and her third husband. (The first two both died.)

Adam:  We then went to the Barnes Foundation museum – I’ve been before and it’s probably my favorite art museum.  The place is just obscenely lousy with Gauguin, Renoir, Cezanne, Matisse, etc.

As always in the presence of the world’s finest art, our kids are bored.

The city of brotherly Amor, while the original sculpture is out for repairs and renovation.

After lunch we did some shopping at the Macy’s next door – because it was indoors and we were all too cold to spend more time outside.

The entire store was having massive (like 75%-90% off) after-Christmas sales.

Kids resting in the mattress department.  I haven’t looked at mattresses in years and was surprised at how different they are now than the last time we bought one back in 2001 or so.  Technology hasn’t passed the mattress industry by.

Macy’s tree and lights display

Girls buying super cheap discounted makeup and lotion in the double-clearance area on the top floor, way back in a corner.

Appomattox Court House, VA

Saturday, 30 Dec 2017

Appomattox Courhouse (name of the village, not just one building) had a population of about 150 during the civil war.  Apart from the famous McClain house (where Lee surrendered) the rest of the village is numerous other houses and structures that are either authentic, restored or re-created.  I love visiting parks with little to no tourists, and we got just that this afternoon.

Main building with Park Ranger station and museum on second floor.

Wikipedia:  One of the first battles of the American Civil War took place on the farm of Wilmer McLean at Bull Run, Virginia, the First Battle of Bull Run (First Battle of Manassas). Soon after that battle the McLeans, seeking to avoid the war, moved to the village of Clover Hill, Virginia (the name of which was changed to “Appomattox Court House,” having just become the county seat). Because of the name of the village, many mistakenly think the surrender was signed in the courthouse building. (In years past, the county seats of many rural counties, especially in Virginia, had names that were simply the name of the county plus “Court House”; some of these remain today. 

Because the First Battle of Bull Run, fought on July 21, 1861, took place on Wilmer McLean’s farm about 120 miles (190 km) to the north in Virginia, it can be said that the Civil War started in McLean’s backyard in 1861 and ended in his parlor in 1865. (Neither event, however, marked the true beginning or ending of hostilities.) McLean was a retired major in the Virginia militia. He was too old to enlist at the outbreak of the Civil War and decided to move to get away from the Civil War. After the war, he would say of himself that he moved because he loved peace, but he made a small fortune running sugar through the Union blockade. He was also a slave owner, and there are slave quarters next to McLean’s house. 

The McLean House, parlor:  Terms of surrender were discussed and approved in this room.  Lee sat on the left with the marble table.  Grant sat in the wooden chair on the right.

Upstairs bedroom of the McLean son.

Across the hall is the shared bedroom of the 4 McLean daughters, aged 2 to 20.

McLean parent’s bedroom, downstairs.

Cellar level:  kitchen with door opening out into the courtyard where the slave quarters were.

Celler level across from kitchen, formal dining room.

Slave quarters behind McLean House.  This building housed a main room and a large kitchen/dining area.  Another smaller building next to it was all bedrooms.

Kitchen/dining inside slave quarters. The McLeans were wealthy and owned 9 slaves.

Outhouse.

Appomattox Court House General Mercantile.

This is where you’d buy your stuff.  They had an odd assortment of things ranging from doorknobs to ham.

Interior of the tavern, where the 30,000 parole passes were printed.

This building was their prison.  It had cells on the top floors.  The bottom floor looked like the place where the guards would hang out.

Map of our round-trip.  Green is first half, red is second half.

We went through a lot of states on this trip.  Georgia, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, New Jersey, Delaware, Washington, D.C., North Carolina, South Carolina.

Until next time!

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Boston, 22-25 Dec 2017

Friday/Saturday, 22-23 Dec 2017

After a two-day drive from Atlanta, we arrived in Boston Friday afternoon just in time to beat the snow.  We settled into our AirBnB, a 3-bedroom apartment in a building dating to 1850 just south of Boston Common park.  It’s in a fantastic area, within walking distance of a lot of the wonderful things Boston has to offer.

The apartment itself has a distinct 70s feel to the kitchen and bathrooms, including the appliances in the kitchen and the heating system (which also appears to be the last time the space was updated.)  It has a microwave nearly identical to the one we had in my childhood home in the late 70s-early 80s.  I’d forgotten they ever used to look like that, so it’s actually been kind of fun to putter around in the kitchen and stick my feet under the baseboard heaters to warm my toes.  It’s bringing back a lot of old memories.

The microwave control panel: check out that lever-style open button!

The main areas of the space look much older … original wood beams, creaking floors, brick fireplaces in every room, and not a straight line in sight.  The floor is so slanted it reminds me of trying to walk on a ship deck.

Adam, Holden and I walked about 1/2 mile to a Whole Foods and bought our typical vacation “Skyrim Dinner” supplies for the next few days — salami, eggs, ham, olives, bread, strawberries, applies, bananas, wine, (and some things not found in Skyrim: coconut water, hummus, pepperdews, pickle-flavored potato chips, and eggnog.)

Adam:  Saturday, 23:  Today’s weather was not good.. light snow which then turned to rain.  It was mostly just wet and slushy everywhere, so we focused on as many “inside” events as we could manage.

Getting suited up with sweaters, coats, boots, hats, gloves.  It’s cold here!

Hiding from the rainy drizzle while we wait for our Uber.

We started with a trip to Cambridge to see Harvard and visit the Harvard Museum of Natural Science.  The place was great and we nearly had the whole museum to ourselves.

This was very different from our experience last Christmas in New York when we tried to go to the natural history museum … it was so crowded we couldn’t get in.  Boston is a dream when it comes to neat locations with no crowds to battle through.

The very first exhibit you see after buying your tickets is about bird nests and their evolution.  I held up the entire group as I insisted on reading every word.

Big dinosaur fossil area.

Modern animals of the world, organized by continent/geographical range.

Whale skeletons suspended from the ceiling — one of the best exhibits of whales I’ve seen.  They even had the baleen intact, situated where you could get a really good close-up look.

More birds.  I am loving this museum!

The other wing of the museum is dedicated to minerals and cultural (human) exhibits.

(Photo below:) Walking through Harvard Square. Wikipedia: John Harvard is a sculpture in bronze by Daniel Chester French in Harvard Yard, Cambridge, Massachu­setts honoring John Harvard (1607–1638), whose deathbed bequest to the “schoale or Colledge” recently undertaken by the Massachu­setts Bay Colony was so gratefully received that it was consequently ordered “that the Colledge agreed upon formerly to bee built at Cambridg shalbee called Harvard Colledge.” There being nothing to indicate what John Harvard had looked like, French used a Harvard student collaterally descended from an early Harvard president as inspiration.

Legend has it that you rub his toe for good luck.  Consequently, the toes of the stature are rubbed completely gold-colored (the original non-weathered bronze showing through). However, this is a legend believed by tourists only.  Harvard students know better, and luckily for us so did Adam because he researches everything in advance … (from The Harvard Crimson)

“John Harvard’s statue enjoys a peculiar fate. From the moment the sun rises, tourists come by the busload to stand before him like pilgrims gazing upon a relic. From the moment the sun sets, people pee on him. This combination of veneration by day and urination by night is one of Harvard College’s most pregnant idiosyncrasies. It reveals the startling contrast between the way the world perceives Harvard and the way that we perceive ourselves, and an arrogance more rank than the sewage drenching John Harvard every Saturday night.

It is ironic that so many visitors feel compelled to have their picture taken next to a glorified outhouse. But Harvard’s favorite late-night pit stop is considerably more than just a statue. To outsiders, John Harvard represents the pinnacle of success and academic achievement. When tourist after smiling tourist rubs the famously shiny foot, it is almost as if he pays homage to the American Dream itself. As a Harvard undergraduate, it is difficult not to be tickled by the attention. The clicks of the flashbulbs serve as a constant reminder that we are students at a remarkable place capable of inspiring profound emotions in many people. John Harvard’s stern gaze tells us where we are.

So naturally, we pee on him. And not just once. We pee on him with such great frequency that from dusk until dawn the urine rains down like a biblical plague. Urinators comment that the statue can be difficult to mount, since it is already dripping wet from previous visitors. I know a room of boys that peed on John Harvard three times a night for an entire week—it was the primary activity of their evenings.”

“We pee on him with such great frequency that from dusk until dawn the urine rains down like a biblical plague.”  What a sentence!  We watched as tourist after tourist rubbed the pee-soaked foot of John Harvard, while our kids gagged.  We did not touch the foot. (Or anything else in the vicinity, for that matter.)

Adam: We ate lunch at Mr. Bartley’s Burger Cottage – a famous haunt on the main drag across the street from Harvard.  It has been the scene in several movies that take place at Harvard.

Mr. Bartley’s Burger Cottage has a very entertaining menu and fun decor. The prices were a bit high for hamburgers  (which honesty were only OK, although not deal breaker; I’ve eaten overpriced underwhelming food before) but the biggest mark against Mr. Bartley’s — and a sin I will never forgive — was that they had no bathroom.  Seriously, no bathroom.  That ruined the meal for me.  I had the same feeling I get on airplanes when they announce you’re not allowed to get out of your seat … even if I don’t need to go potty, just knowing I can’t makes it inevitable that I’ll have to go right nooooow!  (I also wanted to wash my hands after walking by the pee statue.)

Adam:  We then went to Faneuil Hall to do some shopping.  Josie wanted a new jacket.  Holden needed shoes.  Holden and I needed some warmer socks.

We found one of Boston’s UNIQLO locations and Josie was able to replace the jacket she bought last Christmas at UNIQLO in New York.  She’s nearly worn her old one completely out, so the chance to replace it with an identical one made her extremely happy.  (Although this time she bought the dark navy blue instead of the dusty rose pink.)

Next up was a shoe store for Holden.  His old shoes have a hole in the bottom, which in this weather means that his foot is soaking wet 30 seconds after we leave the house.  We found a Pay Less Shoe Store and got him set up with a new pair, so cheap they’re practically disposable.  Adam said, “Even if they only last long enough to get us through this trip we’ll have gotten our money’s worth.”  Then Josie found a pair of lavender Converse knockoffs for $12 and Isabella found a pair of  navy blue faux suede boots for $19.  As we left the store, Josie was positively giddy:  “This day sure is going my way!  Best day EVER!”  Holden was less enthusiastic.  He was happy to have dry feet, but felt that portion of his afternoon was wasted “doing chores.”

We wandered about a bit until we got tired of being cold and wet and then Brenda had the great idea to go see the new Star Wars movie in the afternoon. (The Last Jedi.)

After the movie, we walked back home and are now settling in for the night.  It will be colder tomorrow, but clear and dry.  Perfect for our “Freedom Tour” around the historical highlights of Boston.  It is supposed to snow 5-7” Xmas eve night.. so we hope to wake up to a truly White Christmas.

Street view near our apartment.

Sunday, 24 Dec 2017 (Christmas Eve)

The Freedom Trail is a path through downtown Boston that takes you past 16 historical locations. The official distance of the trail is supposedly 2.5 miles, but we put in a total of 9.3 miles walking all over the original, historical part of Boston. I don’t at all understand where they come up with 2.5 miles.  It seemed much, much longer than that and was closer to 8 miles according to the walking app on Adam’s phone, if you discount a generous one mile for our detours to find Starbucks and etc.

The Freedom Trail begins in the Boston Common; dating from 1634, it’s the oldest city park in the United States.  The park is filled with the fattest squirrels I’ve ever seen.  One was sitting on the rim of a garbage can and I decided to see how close I could get before he ran off.  Rather than scampering away, he actually came forward to meet me and was clearly expecting me to offer him a treat.  He reached out to check out my gloves.

Close-up of squirrel; he’s nibbling my glove, trying to determine if it’s edible or not.  (He concluded it was not, but he sure gave it a good try.)

Several others squirrels came toward us after this one.  We didn’t have any food, so they were disappointed.  While Adam was trying to tell us about the substantial historical significance of the park, a squirrel climbed up my leg … I think with the intention of perching on my shoulder.  It startled me and I did a little “eek” dance and he jumped to safety.  This was far more interesting than the history lesson and Adam gave up trying to enlighten us while squirrels were around.

The streets are still iced over from yesterday.  Some areas are practically ice rinks, lots of fun to slip and slide around on.

“Don’t crack your skull open!  We’ll spend the whole vacation in the hospital!”

The steps up were completely iced over — Isabella, Holden and I made it up by clinging to the hand rail, but even then it took some doing.  Adam and Josie decided not to risk it.

Across from the park is a Dunkin Donuts.  I insisted we make a detour to buy some squirrel treats.  The kids and Adam shared chocolate glazed donuts.  I bought an apple fritter, thinking it was probably the healthiest choice for squirrels because it at least has some fruit in it.  (Nothing at Dunkin Donuts is a particularly healthy choice.)

Aaaaaaand …. the squirrels are so spoiled they didn’t want my fritter.  I finally found one taker, a scraggly-looking little guy with a deformed tail.  A man out photographing the park told us that he has a friend who brings bags of almonds, which the squirrels LOVE.  He said it creates a “squirrelnado.”  Every squirrel in the park races over to get in on it.  I wanted some almonds but didn’t know where to buy any.

The fat little guy in the picture below rejected my offering. He’d sniff it and then turn his face away with his ears pinned back, like Max does when you offer him a pickle.

Adam finally tore me away from the squirrels and we continued on our Freedom Trail walk.  Granary Burying Ground (below).  About 5000 people buried here, starting in 1660.  Notable tombstones for Sam Adams, John Hancock, Paul Revere, Peter Faneuil and Crispus Attucks.

Feeding the rest of the apple fritter to birds in the cemetery.  Unlike the squirrels, the birds were thrilled with their treat. Birds are the best.

In front of the old City Hall.  Republicans can “stand in opposition” against the repressive asses. (Note: the donkey is a whole big statue, while the “republican opposition” is a paltry pair of tiny shoe prints.)

Text from above photo:

The Democratic Donkey and the Republican Elephant
When, in 1828, Andrew Jackson established the Democratic party and ran for president using the populist slogan “Let the people rule”, his opponents thought him silly and labeled him a “jackass”.  Jackson, however, picked up on their name calling and turned it to his advantage by using the donkey on his campaign posters. Over the years this donkey has become the accepted symbol of the Democratic party.

The symbol of the Republican party in 1874 was born in the imagination of cartoonist, Thomas Nash, in Harper’s Weekly. Soon other cartoonists used the elephant to symbolize Republicans, and eventually, Republicans adopted the elephant as their official symbol.

Below: Statue of Benjamin Franklin near the site of the old Boston Latin School, established in 1635.  It’s the first and oldest public school in the United States. The original building is gone, but the Boston Latin School still exists.  (From wikipedia:) As of 2016, the School is listed under the “gold medal” list, ranking 51 out of the top 100 high schools in the United States (more than 20,000 public high schools from 50 states and the District of Columbia were analyzed) by U.S. News & World Report magazine.

Adam: In front of the old State House.  This building was the seat of British government in the colony until the revolution.  The Declaration of Independence was first read aloud in MA on that balcony.  The stone circle marks the location of the Boston Massacre.

Faneuil Hall – long history here but briefly the meeting place where the fathers of the Revolution got together, made speeches, and plotted.

The first floor of the building is a market selling mostly tourist junk; the second floor (shown below) is open to the public as long as nobody has rented it out for a private function.  Nearly all of the US Presidents throughout history have visited here, and many have given speeches … standing behind that very podium sitting center stage.

Adam:  (below) The kids are quietly and patiently listening to a Park Ranger giving us our own, customized tour of the Halls history and significance.  We were the only people visiting at that time.  In fact, we have felt like we have the city to ourselves.. very few tourists and we’ve had access to all sorts of wonderful things without crowds or delays.

The Park Ranger said to us, “Do you want the one minute lecture or the 30 minute lecture?”  Adam said, “Probably the one minute lecture, since we have the kids with us.”  The guy said, “OK!” and started on his one-minute lecture … 30 minutes later he was apologizing for being long-winded but was clearly nowhere near done talking.  He was fascinating to listen to, in no small part because he was so excited about the subject matter.  He could probably have talked Boston history for days without stopping to sleep.

It’s always fun to listen to people when they get jazzed up about subjects dear to their hearts.  He would have made a fantastic professor.  The kids look kind of bored in the photo below but they were actually listening and interested in what he had to say. He did a really good job of bringing the stories to life.

Paul Revere’s house (below).  They didn’t allow photos inside (huge bummer!) but this was by far my favorite historical location.  My attention span for political history (all the war stuff) is pretty limited, but I’m fascinated with glimpses into the day-to-day life of people from different periods.  The interior of the house is set up just like it was during the time the Revere family lived there, including several pieces of their original furniture.

The Reveres had an “updated” kitchen in their house, which meant it was on the main living floor instead of in the cellar, and it had two separate built-in ovens next to the main fireplace.  The old style ovens were in the back of the fireplace so you had to lean over the fire to get food in and out.  (By “oven” they mean built-in hole, like an Italian brick pizza oven.) With the new-fangled oven off to the side, you could reach the food without risking your skirts catching on fire.

Below:  photo I found on the internet here:  You can see the two ovens on the left side of the main fireplace.  Bread in the top one, firewood (and other food items) in the lower, and cauldrons hanging in the main fireplace.

An image of the old-style kitchen.  You can see the oven on the back wall.  One would have to step into the fireplace opening and reach over the open flames to get stuff in and out.  You can see how the above design is an improvement.

The Reveres were a middle class family and therefore didn’t have servants.  Paul went through two wives:  the first one died after having 8 children.  The second wife had 8 more children (total of 16 kids for Paul) and not only did she have to take care of her own 8 babies, she raised the first wife’s children, too — without domestic help.  Only 11 of the 16 kids lived to adulthood but the museum didn’t say which ones lived and which ones died.

The steeple (photo below) on the Old North Church is the one from the famous poem by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (excerpt):

Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-Five:
Hardly a man is now alive 
Who remembers that famous day and year.

He said to his friend, “If the British march
By land or sea from the town to-night,
Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry-arch
Of the North-Church-tower, as a signal-light,--
One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the country-folk to be up and to arm.”

Getting a live demonstration of an old printing press at Captain Jackson’s Historic Chocolate Shop And the Printing Office of Edes and Gill.

Demonstration (and servings) of colonial-era “drinkable chocolate” utilizing a recipe from the 1750s (I think … maybe she said 1770?  I can’t remember.) The spice recipe consists of cinnamon, vanilla, nutmeg, chili pepper, anise, orange zest, salt, and annatto, as well as a small amount of sugar. It was very good.

Walking across the Charlestown Bridge.  Most of the path is a metal grate you can see through to the water below.  This “acrophobia friendly zone” was a little oasis right in the middle.

Josie loving her new UNIQLO jacket, Holden enjoying dry feet in his new shoes.

The Battle of Bunker Hill 17 June 1775.  This tablet marks the point where the British reinforcements landed.

Bunker Hill memorial (below).  We climbed up all 294 steps to the top and were breathless and sore as a result. The steps are very narrow and steep, and there are no stopping spots to rest and catch your breath (without blocking traffic going both directions.) Therefore you must soldier on, hoping you don’t drop dead from exertion. We did longer and steeper climbs in cathedrals in Paris and London, but those weren’t as strenuous because they have rest spots built in between levels.  This one is a relentless slog with no mercy.

(Below:) View back towards Boston from the top of Breed’s Hill – site of the Battle of Bunker Hill. They have a small bench at the top of the tower which everyone collapses on for several minutes before they even bother to look out the windows.  It takes awhile before you can care about the view. But once you get your heartbeat and breathing back under control (and feel pretty confident that you’re not going to have a heart attack after all), the view is quite spectacular.

Kids resting their wobbly legs once we were back down.  They’re waiting for me, across the street in the museum shop using the bathroom.

Standing back up again, testing the “noodles.”

We took an Uber over to Whole Foods to get last-minute supplies for Christmas day — a package of 4 logs for the fireplace, a Boston Cream Pie, some extra fruit and bread.  We spent the rest of the evening playing Cosmic Encounter — Holden and Isabella tied for the win.

Monday, 25 Dec 2017 (Christmas Day)

We woke up this morning to snow.  It’s the first white Christmas Adam and I have had since we got married (I think my last one was Christmas 1992, the last time I went back to Anchorage for the holidays during college.)  It’s definitely a first for our kids.  When we chose to go north for our vacation this year, the kids were all hoping we’d have a quintessential snowy white Christmas and it actually happened.

We got a nice fire going in our 1850s fireplace.  It was so nice and cozy, a perfect snowy New England Christmas atmosphere … but after awhile the smoke started making me feel a bit sick and I had to open a couple of windows. Then the room got too cold and snow started blowing in and getting the floor all wet.  I am really grateful I live in a time when open fires aren’t the sole source of heating and cooking.  I love the campfire smell, but the smoke always ends up bothering me, which is a shame.

Heading out for lunch in Chinatown.  This is the entrance to our apartment. First ones to put footprints in the snow!

The alley our front door opens onto.  It’s called Knox Street, but it’s too narrow for a car. (How is this a street and not an alley?!)  You have to park elsewhere and walk to your front door.

Heading out to the real street from our “street.”

Unlike Atlanta, when it snows in Boston people just get on with their daily routines.  Out come the snow blowers, the street sweepers and plows, and the salt trucks.  Even on Christmas day, it’s business as usual.

Like in New York, Boston’s Chinatown is open on Christmas Day and hopping with activity, even though it doesn’t look like it from the photo below. There were lots of people out and about.

We ate lunch at Q Restaurant, specializing in Mongolian Hot Pot.  Those huge vats of broth in the middle of the table are on heaters that keep it boiling.  You dunk your meat, vegetables, and noodles in the broth to cook it at the table, then scoop it out onto your plate and season it with soy sauce and other condiments.  It was fantastic.  The kids really loved it.

The kids had “basic beef broth” with no spices in it.  Adam and I ordered a broth with a 3-chili rating (you can see it in the foreground, full of red chili peppers.)  The kids all have plates of very thinly sliced raw pork, udon noodles, and assorted vegetables.  Adam and I had beef and lamb; otherwise our meals were all the same.  It only takes about 20 seconds to cook the meat, but the noodles and veggies take around 2 minutes.

Our evening’s entertainment was a third game of Cosmic Encounter:  Isabella and Adam for the tie.

Holden having the best time of his life.  He loves this game.

Our special Christmas Boston Creme Pie (even though it looks like a cake.) According to wikipedia:  A Boston cream pie is a yellow butter cake that is filled with custard or cream and topped with chocolate glaze. The dessert acquired its name when cakes and pies were cooked in the same pans, and the words were used interchangeably.

It was delicious.

Tomorrow morning we head out for Montreal, Canada — roughly 300 miles NE of Boston.

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Blue Ridge, GA: 23-26 Sept 2017

23 Sept 2017, Saturday

This week is the kids’ first Fall break. We rented a cabin in the woods for a few days and spent a long weekend up there — Saturday to Tuesday. (Adam had to leave on Wednesday for work.) We had a fantastic time.  We stayed in the foothills of the Appalachians, on a lake near the top of the intriguingly-named Double Knob Mountain.

We actually had to use 4WD on this trip – all of our hikes were well off the highway on USGS service roads. It was fun to get the truck a bit dirty.

Kitchen area.

Main sitting/TV room.

The covered/screened porch at the back of the cabin. This is where we spent most of our time. We had perfect weather all 4 days … highs in the low 80s, lows in the high 50s and sunshine.

We couldn’t figure out how to get the stove in the kitchen to work (it had some weird deal with the gas turned off) so we cooked all of our meals on the deck grill.

View of the lake from our back deck.

Adam discovered the existence of an old board game called “221B Baker Street.”  It is basically a Sherlock Holmes themed version of Clue … a little different, but the concept is the same.  He bought a copy on eBay for $0.99 and we brought it with us. It was printed in 1977 but still in it’s original plastic wrapper — nobody had ever opened it, so it was like a brand new game. It was weird to see such a new looking game in such an old-fashioned style.  We played it every evening at Wine Time.  We also found a scrabble board at the cabin and played a few games of that.

Isabella when she wins – and she did win the Sherlock Holmes game on night 3.  (Adam won the first game, I won the second.)

24 Sept 2017, Sunday

On our first full day we hiked the Benton MacKaye Trail. The highlight of this hike is the swinging bridge across the Toccoa River. This is the longest suspension bridge east of the Mississippi and it rocks and sways just like you would want it to. Even more when there are 3 kids on it.

Max did NOT like the bridge and we had to leash him up and drag him across.

Now that the swinging bridge is behind him, Max is having the time of his life.  Running top speed through the forest is what he was born to do.

Something about water brings out everyone’s quiet contemplation instincts.

Max is doing his best to maneuver the rocks and not get wet. He does not like water or bridges. He’s much more of a run-wild-in-the-woods kind of dog.

25 Sept 2017, Monday

Breakfast – eggs, chicken and bacon with apple/cinnamon bread from Mercier Orchards.

Max isn’t too proud to scrounge on the floor for crumbs.

Fishing dock in the back yard.

Holden trying his hand at fishing early in the morning before we head out for the day. The lake was stocked with fish, but they were all too small.

For our second hike, we headed deeper into the mountain to Long Creek Falls. This hike is actually part of the official Appalachian Trail. It was fun to run into some hikers who were clearly better geared up, grubby and tired from the long haul.

Holden with his inevitable shoe problems on the Appalachian Trail.

Gorgeous forest, gorgeous weather.

Long Creek Falls.  Not much to do but look at them and rest up for the trip back down to the truck.

Back to the cabin for Wine Time (one of our favorites, Pezzi King), 221B Baker Street, dinner (filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, spinach and tomatoes), and Scrabble.

26 Sept 2017, Tuesday

Our last hike was the longest – 3.5 miles – doing a circuit walk of Amadahy, a peninsula that juts into Carters Lake. Carters Lake is the deepest of the numerous reservoir lakes in North GA created in the 60s and 70s to provide hydroelectric power and solid water supply to metro-Atlanta.

The kids and Max ahead of us on the winding trail.

Adam and I caught up.  We spent the rest of the hike talking about college, college applications, future jobs for all three kids, hopes, dreams, and fears.  Max sniffed things.

Max runs back and forth enough to do the hike 2-3x what distance we covered.

Then it was the 2-hour drive back home.  Adam had to leave the next day for work, but we managed to get a wonderful mini-vacation full of fun, laughter, relaxation, and memories.

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New Orleans, 06-08 July 2017

06 July 2017, Thursday

We were going stir-crazy at home and have three weeks left of summer before school starts, so we decided to take one last mini-vacation to New Orleans.  Through AirBnB we found a neat old Victorian-era house in the Lower Garden District big enough for 6 people, so we invited Isabella’s best friend, Cassandra, to come with us.  The floors creak and the rooms smell like old books.  I love it.

We didn’t do much today.  We arrived around 3:00 p.m., figured out where we were allowed to park, found a little grocery store to stock up for breakfasts and dinners, and then Adam, the three girls and I walked down to the French Quarter just to wander a bit.

The weather is hot and muggy with pop-up thunderstorms every once in a while.  (The “feels like” temperature is 110F, the actual temp is around 90F.)  After walking back from the grocery store, Holden wanted to take a shower and opted to stay home with Max instead.

Max doesn’t like crowds or noise, so downtown New Orleans isn’t his cup of tea.  It’s usually very crowded, there are noisy street performers and musicians, and many open-air restaurants wafting food smells into the air. It’s either festive or chaotic, depending on your disposition.  We took him once and he was clearly overwhelmed, so now we leave him in the apartment which he likes much better.

Below: view of our neighborhood through the front room window. You can see the moody weather … pretty blue sky on one side, ominous thunder clouds on the other.

View of our back yard.  It was crawling with hundreds (if not thousands) of baby lizards.  They were generally less than 1/2 inch long and cute.

The walk from our house to the French Quarter is 1.4 miles.  There are a lot of shops along the way so it makes for an interesting and fun journey.  Below: a seersucker suit: $700.

The girls giggling over naughty t-shirts in this store.

Being Thursday, most of the artists aren’t out at Jackson Square.  That’s more of a weekend thing. I’m hoping tomorrow afternoon, which is a Friday, will bring the artists out.


I was a little disappointed about the lack of art (although not surprised), but across the street Cafe du Monde was less crowded than we’ve ever seen it.  Usually there is a huge line you must wait in to get a table, but this time we were seated immediately.  Score!!

Cassandra’s first beignet.

Corner of Jackson Square across the street from Cafe du Monde.

We wandered around for another half hour, then took an Uber back to the house for wine time and a light dinner.  (Salad, brie and crackers, fruit.)

07 July 2017, Friday

Adam woke up before everyone else (as usual) and walked to Starbucks for his morning coffee.  Nothing else really opens before 10:00 a.m., so we waited around in the apartment and let the kids sleep in until 9:00 or so.  Then we all walked over to Jackson Square to check out the Friday morning action.

I like this photo (taken near our apartment) because to me it represents New Orleans; the juxtaposition of fancy sitting right next to shabby.

Hand-rolling cigars.

Festive decorations on the upper balcony.

Run-down building, but the occupant cares enough to decorate.

Below: The Magnolia Sugar & Spice Praline Kitchen & Hot Sauce Bar.  They have warning signs (“taste at your own risk!”) and let you try them all out.  I tried a couple made with ghost peppers (they actually weren’t too bad) but none of the kids were brave enough after they discovered that you are supposed to sign a waiver before you start tasting.  They just watched me to see if I was going to die.

My favorite was called Satan’s Rage.  It had a nice front flavor, and the heat wasn’t bad enough to obliterate your ability to taste the next bite.  Holden eventually tried that one, too.  We would have purchased a bottle except nobody wanted to carry it around all day.

We ate lunch at Cafe Pontalba, right on Jackson Square, and tried an appetizer of alligator — half of it blackened, the other half deep fried.  It was good, although it was nearly indistinguishable from chicken.  It is a healthy meat:  it has nearly twice as much protein as the same amount of beef; about 1/3rd the amount of total fat, very little cholesterol, very little saturated fat.  (I don’t know why we don’t have any pictures of it. I guess we were too busy eating and just forgot.)

In the afternoon, we headed to Barataria Preserve, about 30 minutes out of town. We wanted to see alligators or some other kind of wildlife. What we did do is go out into the swap and then get drenched by a downpour.  I saw one small alligator that quickly hid underneath the boardwalk (nobody else saw it) and we all saw some enormous grasshoppers.

It started out really neat — you could hear intense, rumbling thunder off in the distance.  It gave the swamp a great “swampy” atmosphere.

Then the rain came.  It was bone dry, then suddenly it was pouring.  It was as if Mother Nature had turned on a shower faucet.

I gave Holden my shawl, which he wore like an old woman.  He has never liked getting his head or face wet.  He handles it much better now than he did when he was a little boy, but he still grumbles quite a bit.  By the time we got back to the car, the rain had stopped.

Soaking wet, we drove back to the apartment.  Holden and I walked to the grocery store a few blocks away for dinner items.  By then it was wine/snack time.  We ate brie, crackers, ham, salad, popcorn, mac n’cheese, and fruit.  Our evening’s entertainment was a rerun of Happy Days and a couple game shows.

08 July 2017, Saturday

We started this morning with the Honey Island Swamp Tour of the nearby Old Pearl River and various bayous that branch off the river.

We’ve done this same tour in the past, but the kids always have a good time and it was a first for Cassandra to see wild alligators.

Every time we’ve done this tour, the swamp is different.  The first year, during late summer, the water was covered in a carpet of green plants.  We went once at Thanksgiving when the alligators were hibernating.  This time, the water level is 7 feet higher than normal due to copious amounts of extra rain, which changes the habits of the wildlife yet again.  Since it’s different every time you go out, it’s something we like to do each time we visit.  It’s fun to see the changes.

Holden and Josie waiting on the front porch to be called to our boat launch.

On the water:  here comes an alligator approaching the boat.  You can barely see him — he’s right under the spot where the tree branch originates. (It’s easier to see the wake he’s leaving behind.)

Now he’s much closer.

Pretty reflection of the trees in the water.

Wild hogs hiding in the tangle of tree roots.  It was a mama and three babies.  Black piglet swimming (middle of frame) and brown piglet peeking out from the roots.

The tour guide said yesterday there were four babies, and today they are all acting skittish and cautious.  He figured one of the babies got eaten by an alligator and it spooked the others.  They really wanted the treats (marshmallows) the tour guide was handing out, but they were scared to swim up to the side of the boat out in open water to get them.  They stayed in the protection of the tree root area.

Mama (right in the middle of the frame) keeping a close eye on her babies.

Little brown piglet hoping for one more marshmallow to be tossed where she could reach it.  The other brown piglet never worked up enough nerve to leave the safety of land.  The third baby was black, like the mother.  He was the bravest.

A sudden and rather violent downpour.  The extra water didn’t bother the alligators.

Fishing shacks/cabins lining the river.  Many are only accessible by boat and many of them don’t have electricity.

If the river level gets too high, your house gets wet.

Waiting for the your guide to get the waterproof tarps out to protect everyone’s legs and feet from getting drenched.

We returned to the city for lunch at Cafe Pantalba …

… and afterwards, on our walk to the next destination, ran into a parade.  When it got closer, we discovered it was a Celebration of Life. In proper New Orleans style, instead of a solemn funeral procession, there is a jazz brass band and people marching, dancing and singing to celebrate the life of someone recently passed.

In this case, the purple and turquoise ribbon is for suicide prevention and awareness.  Juston Hornsby was only 26.  When I learned that, it was hard not to cry.  The “parade” suddenly wasn’t fun anymore.  You could see tourists getting excited, “Ooh, a parade!” and then realize what it actually was and quickly stop taking photos and clapping along to the music.

Our afternoon activity was Clue Carré, a New Orleans “Escape Room.” We did one of these 3 years ago in Manchester, UK. You enter a room and have 60 minutes to solve various clues and puzzles to figure out how to escape the room with the correct combination on the door. Everyone had a blast doing this (no photos allowed inside).

It was really fun.  We did the Vampire Hunter Room:  (from Clue Carrè’s website) The vampire has traveled to his hiding place to hibernate and hide his family’s riches. He has been resting for quite some time. The power is out in his estate. You have exactly one hour before he wakes. You are the team of hunters tasked with navigating through the darkness and killing the vampire with a stake through the heart before he wakes.

In this room, you won by staking the vampire rather than escaping the room.  Their stats (at the time we played) are that 44% of people succeed in this room.  The record time was 25:28 … the average escape time is 55:59.  We managed to stake the vampire with 7 minutes to spare.  #killedit

Taking a break to celebrate our hard-earned success: fresh pralines on our way back to Jackson Square.  We headed back in that direction because I wanted one last chance to see if the art scene had improved.

It hadn’t. Not too many artists out today, either.  I wonder if they are all taking a break because it’s the weekend after the 4th of July celebrations.  They may have had an exceptionally busy last weekend that spilled over into the beginning of the week (July 4th was a Tuesday this year.)  I guess I’ll never know. A few people were out, but not many.

In the end, we came home with some great memories but no new paintings.  Maybe next time!

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Paris, 09-13 June 2017

Friday, 09 June 2017

Adam got up at 5:00 a.m. and escorted John and Elaine to the airport this morning.

Today turned out to be a big disappointment.  It felt weird not to have John and Elaine along, and everything we planned to do ended up not working out for one reason or another.

The kids wanted to go up to the bell tower in Notre Dame Cathedral, so we took a couple of trains over there first thing, only to find the line so daunting we had to give up.  With our morning activity scratched, we were at loose ends and didn’t know what to do with ourselves.  The second thing we’d planned was to visit an artists’ squat, but that didn’t open until 1:00 p.m.

So, we walked around aimlessly hoping to run into something interesting.  We found one thing: near the Seine, they have stationary bikes set up for public use.  Pedaling the bike produces an electrical current that will charge your phone.  People were actually using them, and it seems like such a good idea.  I’d love to see things like this in the United States. (It reminds me of the novel Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. I loved that book.)

We meandered until restaurants started opening up for lunch.  We chose a cool-looking Italian place and went in.  It turned out to be the worst meal we’ve had on the whole trip.  Adam and I both ordered Provincial roasted chicken and it was awful.  If I’d cooked chicken like that at home, we would have thrown it out and ordered a pizza instead.

Below: wonderful atmosphere, terrible restaurant.

But the day is not yet lost!  We still have the artists’ squat to visit.  People on the internet say that anyone interested in authentic art, being sold directly by the artists that created it, should go to 59 Rivoli and schedule yourself at least an hour to go through it all.

From their website:

 This is a real cultural alternative way to present art that allows for a more democratic access to it’s creation, both for the artists and for the public.  Right in the center of Paris, 59 Rivoli creates interest by it’s fun, unique, and creative facade which changes every few months. 

We showed up slightly before 1:00 p.m. and stood around waiting.  By 1:15 p.m. it was still closed and Adam was getting impatient.  Long story short, there was a handwritten sign on the front door that said, in French, that they were closed due to unforeseen circumstances and would re-open on Sunday. We didn’t understand the sign until Adam finally thought to use the translator on his phone … as you can see in the picture below, the entire building is covered in handwritten signs, graffiti-type art, etc. and we assumed the little sign stuck to the door was part of the decoration.  I am super bummed.

Disappointed and defeated, we went back to the apartment and called it a day.  We’ll try again tomorrow. Here is a picture of Holden finally enjoying himself today:  plugged into his computer and eating tiny pickles straight from the jar.

10 June 2017, Saturday

Today was a much better day.  We had a couple of things on our itinerary, but our schedule was pretty loose and had a lot of built-in room for improvisation.

Our first destination was Victor Hugo’s house.  For those who may not know, he’s the guy who wrote Notre-Dame de Paris (in English translated to The Hunchback of Notre Dame) and Les Misérables, both of which have been made into movies that our kids love.  We took a train to that area of town, which is also known for a high concentration of small art galleries, and walked the rest of the way to see what we could stumble onto.  The weather is absolutely gorgeous and perfect for wandering around outside, admiring the atmosphere.

We liked the name of this place.  The kids were surprised the French allowed such a “racist” sign, which triggered a too-loud sidewalk conversation on our part about the difference between racism and culturism (which probably isn’t even a real word.)

Cool piece of street art.  The English translation is The Dream to the Wolves.  

I spent some time looking up what this might mean in French, which took a lot longer than was probably warranted because I don’t understand French and had to run everything through a translator.  This is what I eventually found, although I’m still not sure it’s quite accurate; there is a book by Jordan Diowe with that title. The one review it had gave it 5 stars and provided this word salad synopsis:

Portrait in the vitriol of a motley generation. Counterculture, there is something magical in the fulgurence of your verb and in your freedom of tone and thought: road-book …

So … yeah.  It may also be a musical album by the same guy.

On to more street shots of Paris.

Window shopping, art and antiques.

Victor Hugo’s house.  His apartment was on the second floor.  This is the staircase.

The apartment was very much worth seeing, but visually busy and fairly dark, which doesn’t lead to good photographs.  I spent way more time in there than the kids (or Adam, for that matter) wanted.  They ended up hanging out in the staircase waiting on me.  Here they are bored …

… here is Isabella “ruining the picture so you can’t post it.”  It didn’t work out like she thought it would.

Nearby, we ran into a rather nondescript doorway that lead into The Hotel de Sully’s courtyard.

Us (below) entering the side door that leads into a town square near Victor Hugo’s apartment.  The hotel is a little hidden gem, at least from this side.  You can tour through it at specified times during the day but the next tour was at 2:30 p.m. and we didn’t want to wait that long.  We had to be satisfied wandering around the outside gardens.

More bored kids waiting on me to read all the historic markers.

In Village St. Paul – founded in 630 (now part of Paris). It is full of small quaint streets with hidden away cafes and antique shops. More art window shopping — none of these places were open.

Kids playing ball at recess in one of Paris’s schools.

This place had a little bronze bird sculpture I wanted, but it didn’t have a price on it.  Usually when something in an antique or art shop doesn’t have a visible price tag, it’s way too expensive.  I had to be satisfied just admiring it through the window.

More walking around.

The art stalls selling mass-produced-in-China souvenirs to tourists — Notre Dame in the background.

Searching in my purse for fingernail clippers. For some reason it’s really interesting to all three kids.

We found a tiny, hole-in-the-wall restaurant for lunch.  After yesterday’s fiasco, we weren’t very confident about this place but decided to give it a chance anyway.  We were the only customers in there — did we discover a hidden gem or was it empty for a reason?  It turned out to be delicious.  Adam ordered beef bourguignon and it was fantastic.  Onion soup for me (equally good) and duck confit for Holden and Josie.  Isabella had pasta with mushroom sauce.  Everyone loved their meal.

The streets are starting to get busy.

Charlie Hebdo is still doing their thing.  Theresa May just had a political upset in England’s election last week.  That’s her, beheaded in the picture, with a caption in English that reads “Too much is too much!”

Looking over the art for sale alongside the Church of Saint Germain des Prés. The tall guy in the white suit was the artist. His stuff was good and he had several newspaper articles featuring himself posted on the wall, but he was only selling prints here.

11 June 2017, Sunday

The Marché Parisien de la Création (open-air art market) was our first destination today.  They only gather on Sundays.  The quality of the art on exhibit was delightfully good.  We bought two oil paintings by the same artist, Sultana Dimopoulou.  One of them was large so we had to take the trains back to our apartment to drop them off before heading out for our next stop, the Catacombs.

Below: we purchased the yellow painting of Provence, right, behind the artist’s head, plus another oil depicting the Arc de Triomphe.

More of the artist stalls.

First, lunch

We made our way to the Catacombs, but the line was well over 2 hours long.  We will go back on Tuesday first thing.

Our last stop, and one I’ve been looking forward to for days, was the artists squat at 59 Rivoli.  It was finally open!  It was a cool, young space that was fun to see, but none of the art was our cup of tea.  We toured through it pretty quickly and left empty-handed.  It made me even happier about the paintings I bought this morning.

The artists at the open-air market were, on average, quite a bit older and their work was a little more … mmmmm, developed, is perhaps a good word.  The works of each artist were consistent and they’d all found their groove/vibe/voice/whatever. I admired the exuberance of the younger artists, but most of them still had the “art student” look to their work, as though they were still working through who they wanted to be.  Some of them may eventually mature into something good but they just weren’t there yet (in my layman’s opinion.)  Adam didn’t take any pictures because it didn’t seem polite.

12 June 2017, Monday

We headed out early today, determined to make Take 3 (or it is Take 4?) of the Notre Dame bell tower part of our Paris experience.  They open the upper levels at 10:00 a.m. so we showed up at 9:30, expecting to be first ones there.  We were not.

We ended up standing in line for more than an hour (half of that waiting for it to open, and another 30 minutes because people in tour groups kept getting higher priority) but we finally got our turn.

Below:  a dad taking his daughter on a tour with a private tour guide.  The little girl was so cute in her Parisian outfit!  (They were Americans, judging by their accents.)  We figured it was some single dad sticking it to his ex-wife big-time.  How can anyone compete with private guided tour of Paris??

We finally got our turn to hike up the punishing staircase to the first of the upper levels.  It’s full of gargoyles.

Oh, and you’re in a cage (below).  Nobody is falling off this thing.  I couldn’t help but giggle when I overheard another family talking about how this was actually a lot better than the trip to the top of the Eiffel Tower they’d done the day before, where the cage issue is seriously claustrophobic.  We did the Eiffel Tour thing in 2012 and hated it.  Apparently it hasn’t gotten any better.  The people who did it yesterday hated it, too.

More gargoyles.

Low-light photo of Isabella in front of the bells … they have two big ones …

… the smaller is named Marie and was installed in 2013 (weighing 6.2 tons)…

 … and the larger is called Emmanuel which dates dates from the 17th century and weighs 13 tons.

These two are only rung on major Catholic feast days, whereas eight other bells in the north tower peal out several times a day.  The kids tell me that in the Hunchback story, Quasimodo is nearly deaf from ringing those enormous bells.

Below: on the way back down the steep, winding staircase.

View of the cage.

View of Paris from the upper level. Looking down on the “roof” and transept of Notre Dame.

Staircase.  This thing was treacherous.  The stairs aren’t mathematically perfect, so you have to hold onto the railing to avoid tripping yourself up.  There are a total of 400 steps; no toilet facilities, no lifts. “Not recommended for pregnant women, or people suffering from vertigo or a cardiac complaint.”

Back outside, having survived the staircases.  (It was slightly easier than the St. Paul’s Cathedral in England.  That cathedral was a doozy.)

Below: a photo of some cops.  Every police officer in Paris (about half of them are women) look like they could compete in back-to-back Iron Man marathons without breaking a sweat.  No Chief Wiggums here.  They all look like super heroes and there are a lot of them patrolling and protecting Paris.

Next up was Cimetière du Père-Lachaise (Père Llachaise Cemetery) where Jim Morrison and Oscar Wilde are buried. So are Marcel Proust, Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas, Edith Piaf, Chopin, Honoré de Balzac, Sarah Bernhardt, René Lalique, Modigliani, Molière, Camille Pissarro, Seurat , and at least one of the Stroganoffs (Russian aristocrats.) 

The cemetery is enormous at 110 acres.  The cobblestone roadways are ankle-twisters, so step carefully.

Marcel Proust’s gravesite.

Oscar Wilde’s gravesite.  They had to enclose this one in plexiglass to keep people from defacing it with their tributes.  There were signs all over the thing asking people to please be respectful and not leave marks on the stone since the family has to pay for the cleaning, but even so people didn’t obey.  They stood on the gravestone next to it to reach over the plexiglass wall to put lipstick kiss prints on Wilde’s marker (you can see the red marks to the right of the statue’s face.)  Jerks.

This graveyard is truly huge.  We’ve been wandering around for a long time.

On to Jim Morrison’s grave.  They had to erect a fence around it to keep people from defacing not only his stone but all the stones around his.  Instead, now idiots are sticking their disgusting chewed gum to the tree in front of it.  WHY????  What does gum have to do with Jim Morrison?  These people are no better than dogs peeing on fence posts … they can’t resist the urge to mark territory “I was here.”  So gross.

Jim Morrison’s gravestone.

The fence around it and the disgusting vandalized gum tree.

The kids don’t know who Jim Morrison is.  Adam and I, plus two other older couples, were paying our respects while our kids sat on the curb and waited for us to be done already.  They didn’t get it.  At all.

Now for lunch.  Our beautiful Josie.

Finally, we went to the Marché aux puces de Saint-Ouen, known locally as “Clignancourt.” This is a huge flea market that is open on weekends and Mondays. There are hundreds of small stores and stalls that sell all varieties of items. Much of this stuff is junk …

… and a lot of this stuff is definitely NOT junk. You could deck out your new apartment here in town complete with 18th or 19th century treasures, but only if you’re seriously wealthy.  The apartment listings we saw started around $1 million and went up from there,  and all these antiques carry hefty price tags, too. But boy are they gorgeous!

The orange pod (partially pictured here) was the weirdest thing in the whole market.  We had to guess what it was for … retro-futuristic backyard parties?  The inside of the pod had built-in chairs that looked like they came out of the Starship Enterprise and the staircase folded up to make it completely enclosed.

Edit: Jean-Baptiste in the comments identified the orange pod (thank you!!): it was created by Finnish designer Matti Suuronen.  Called the Futuro House and designed in 1968, Suuronen was “commissioned to design a ski lodge for a slope in Finland, Suuronen produced what he and many others believed was the prefabricated home of the future. An 8m-diametre “rotating ellipsoid” – geometry jargon for “like a 1950s Hollywood flying saucer” – the Futuro remains an emblematic image of the 1960s, despite having been a total sideshow as far as architectural historiography is concerned. Though they went into production in both Finland and America, only around 60 were ever produced (no one knows exact numbers). (Quote from article in attached link.)

Kids getting a gelato treat near our apartment.

Display in the Office Depot.  Looks weird to us, but “recharges tampons encreurs” means “ink cartridge refills” in French.

13 June 2017, Tuesday

Our last day.  We’re heading out early to hopefully be first in line for the Catacombs.  The other day, the line was well over two hours long.  They open at 10:00 a.m., so we plan to be there no later than 9:30 to get a spot.

The kids sunscreening up.  We may be standing in the sun awhile.

We arrived at the Catacombs line at 9:20 and there were already around 150 people ahead of us.  An FYI for anyone planning to do this:  there are no pubic bathrooms, the lines are always long, and there are no facilities in the catacombs until you get to the very end.  You’ve been warned.  People in line — including me — started to get desperate for a potty.  I finally found one in a McDonalds down another street.  (They have locks on the bathroom door and want €1 to use their facilities, but at least they give you the chance.)

After waiting in line for more than an hour and a half, we got our turn.  The reason the line moves so slowly is that they only allow 200 people in the catacombs at a time, and it takes around 45 minutes to walk the whole thing.  It’s 1.5 km, has over 200 stairs, and very uneven ground in poorly-lit conditions.  It takes awhile to go through it.  (From their brochure: “The Catacombs are not accessible for persons with reduced mobility.” They aren’t kidding.)

Having said that … it’s cool!  We were really glad we endured the line.

Limiting the number of people down there at one time means you can go through at your own pace and it’s not at all crowded.

Over 6 million people are entombed here.  The short history version:  During the late 1700s, the city was undergoing a lot of growth and the cemeteries located throughout central Paris were causing concern for public safety.  Also, the Catacombs (as we know them now) were actually abandoned 15th century limestone quarry tunnels that were beginning to collapse and causing a lot of trouble above-ground.  Something needed to be done, so they solved both problems by shoring up the tunnels and repurposing them as an ossuary.  They dug up most of the cemeteries in the city and moved the remains into the tunnels.  They’ve been a tourist attraction since the early 19th century when the Catacombs were opened to the public.

Each section is labeled with which cemetery the remains came from, as well as the date they were moved to the ossuary.

It’s weird to know that these used to be people.  These particular people died long before the United States even became a country.

From the brochure: The first bones were thrown here haphazardly into an abandoned quarry shaft.  It was only around the year 1810 that Hericart de Thury, Inspector General of the Quarries, developed this area.  The long bones and skulls were arranged decoratively to form a back wall behind which the other bones are piled.  These bone walls are called hagues, making reference to the walls built in the quarries using the stones remaining from the quarry operations.

Sign indicating from which Parisian cemetery the bones originated, and the date they were moved here — September 1850.

Back up in the world of the living.  We took a train to the Arc de Triomphe.  Below:  guy playing a harp in the metro station tunnel.  He was really good.

The Arc de Triomphe.  You can stand in line and pay to up (you can see people standing around the railings at the very top if you look closely) but we’re tired of going up things.  We admired it from the ground.

We ate an OK-but-not-great lunch at an Italian restaurant — we’ve had bad luck with Italian food in Paris.  Paris seems to be utterly fantastic for French food, and real spotty with any other type of cuisine.

The rest of the afternoon we walked and walked and walked down the Champs-Élysées.

Kids with Eiffel Tower and the Seine in the background.

I love these guys so much!!!

Cool old apartment building.

We’re back in the apartment now, pretty much done with our last day in Paris.  Adam has some work he has to do at 4:00 p.m. Paris time so we needed to be in this afternoon.  The kids and I are getting all packed up for tomorrow.  We plan to go downstairs to the restaurant below our apartment for one last dinner since we’re mostly out of groceries, but that will be it.

So long, Paris!

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Paris, 06-08 June 2017

06 June 2017, Tuesday

Lighter activity for us today, D-Day. Cooler weather, blustery winds and a constant threat of rains kept us fairly close to home. We decided to do some shopping and explore around as long as the weather held.

We started by visiting a famous vendor, Pierre Herme, of Macarons – a sweet, meringue-based confection. We bought a box and saved them for wine time later that night.

A little further on we found the flagship Hermes location on 24 Rue du Faubourg Saint-Honoré.

They sell so many Birkin and Kelly bags they’ve had to institute a new shopping policy.  If you are there for one of the bags, you have to stand in line (you can see the line of people here, wrapped around the corner of the building).  After standing in line for sometimes more than an hour, you reach the front and get assigned an appointment time.  They take all your information and then text you your time slot.  Apparently it can eat up an entire day.

We could hardly believe the length of the line.  The Birkin bags run from roughly $10,000 to $100,000 — depending on the material — and not only are people lining up to buy them, Hermes has also instituted a rule that a single customer may only purchase two bags per year.  No hoarders.

We didn’t have to stand in line because people interested in anything aside from bags can be escorted in through another door.  I love to admire their silk scarves and cashmere shawls.

After Hermes, we walked back to the train station to head to another part of town.  The weather was cold and windy, but we’ve managed to avoid rain (so far).

Pretty street view.

Photos below: Le Jardin du Luxembourg (Luxembourg Garden) in the 6th arrondissement.  It was created in 1612 by Marie de’ Medici for a new residence she constructed, the Luxembourg Palace. Today it’s owned by the French Senate, which meets in the Palace.

These gardens are famous as settings in films and literature.  From wikipedia:  The gardens are featured prominently in Victor Hugo’s novel Les Misérables. It is here that the principal love story of the novel unfolds, as the characters Marius Pontmercy and Cosette first meet. Henry James also uses the gardens, in The Ambassadors, as the place where his character Lambert Strether has an epiphany about his identity. The final scene of William Faulkner’s novel Sanctuary is set in the gardens. Patrick Modiano heard the news he had won the 2014 Nobel Prize in Literature via a mobile phone call from his daughter while walking through Paris, “just next to the Jardin du Luxembourg.”

Non-literary references include as the setting for a few episodes of French in Action, the cover of Tame Impala’s 2012 album Lonerism, the title of a song by the band The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger and the gardens and palace being added as a mission in the video game Assassin’s Creed Unity.

Sitting on a bench while the adults admire the flower beds.

Sailboat races in the fountain.

Spring flowers just being set out.

The Luxembourg Palace.

One of the first castings of the Statue of Liberty. It’s tiny.

Purely by chance, we stumbled on Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas’s apartment building, which appears to still be a private residence.  We didn’t see any sign that it’s been turned into a museum we could go into.

Stein and Toklas are both fascinating characters and worth looking up. Most interesting to me is that Stein’s apartment in this building once housed a phenomenal art collection.

Here are a couple of old photos I lifted off the internet.  Elsewhere, an article called Stein and Toklas’s apartment “the first modern art gallery in the world.”

Stein and Toklas together.

Shortly after that it started raining.

Found a very small outdoor market.  Isabella bought a bracelet for one of her friends back home.

Since the weather was unpleasant, we found a place for a late lunch and then decided to call it day.  We went back to the apartment to do some chores (laundry, etc.) and then settle in for Wine Time/dinner.

07 June 2017, Wednesday

We got up early and took a series of trains to Versailles. We arrived about 15 minutes before opening.  We stood in line to buy tickets, then stood in another line to get into the palace.

Long lines.

Luckily the kids brought some entertainment.

Still waiting ….

Finally in!  Now it’s our turn to engage in the combat viewing. (Insert previous Louvre rant about cell phone cameras.  What is wrong with people?!!? You jerkwads are ruining it for everyone and your uninspired, poorly-lit selfies are boring. I hate you all.)

Lots of ornate decor and liberal use of gold.

Hall of Mirrors.

I asked Adam to take a photo of this table.  The stone (granite?) top is one of the most gorgeous I’ve ever seen.  It was semi-translucent and looked like caramel.

Painting depicting the French saving the Americans during the American Revolutionary War at the Battle of Yorktown.  France was the first country to officially recognize our independence and status as a sovereign nation.  (They were mostly doing it to give a big middle finger to the British.)

Outside in the gardens.  We have been here before, back in 2012.  Kids today …

Kids nearly in the same spot, January 2012.

On to explore the gardens. The weather was windy and cold, which drove a lot of people back inside.  We loved that it was finally not crowded.

Having fun on the walk.

The gardens were the hunting grounds for French royalty.  Much of it is still woods.

Walking paths through the woods, fenced off to keep people from wandering.

Holden getting a rock out of his shoe.

None of the fountains were on which was a little disappointing, but they were still fun to see.

Stopping to smell the roses.

Gardens closer to the palace.

The sky getting more ominous.

Photo taken by John:  rare glimpse of the entire Mayse family all in one shot. From the back …

… and from the front.

John and Elaine, on the train back to Paris.

Some miscellaneous shots from Adam’s phone:  The train yard near our apartment.

View of our building from across the street.

Interior of Pierre Herme, the macaroon store.  We bought a few more treats.

Typical Wine Time (i.e., dinner) back in our apartment. We do this every evening.  It’s relaxing and saves a lot of money on restaurants.

Adam and John buying bread.

08 June 2017, Thursday

This is John and Elaine’s last day.  They fly home tomorrow morning, while the rest of us will stay for another week.  The last things Elaine had on her must-see list were the Notre Dame cathedral and the Musee d’Orsay.

Since our itinerary was mostly museums, Josie and Holden opted to stay back at the apartment. We would meet up with them again later for lunch.

We returned to Notre Dame and, getting there earlier in the day, were able to walk right in.

On the way, we passed this fountain.  It’s real name is Fontaine du Palmier, but for us it’s “Snot Fountain” because it looks a lot like the water is coming out of the figures’ noses.  In the case of the four Egyptian-looking things (one of them pictured below) the water is actually coming out of the mouth, but in all the other figures the water bubbles straight out of the nostrils.  It’s rather disgusting.  Unfortunately Adam didn’t get a picture of any of the runny nosed figures.  (From wikipedia:  It was designed to provide fresh drinking water to the population of the neighborhood and to commemorate the victories of Napoleon Bonaparte.)

Walking to the entrance of Notre Dame cathedral. The reason Isabella came with us this morning instead of staying home with Holden and Josie was that she wanted to see the interior of this particular cathedral.  Her favorite animated movie of all time is Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

She walked in and said, “Wow, the real one is WAY bigger.”  The stained glass windows were familiar though and so was the layout.  Disney usually does a good job with that kind of thing.

The stained glass in this cathedral is spectacular and worth seeing, even if you have to stand in line for awhile.

John and Elaine, taking it all in.

They do allow people to walk up to the bell tower but the line for that is around the side of the building and separate from the line to get into the main entrance.  By the time we were done touring the lower floor, the line to climb the stairs was so long we decided to skip it.  (Also, the main entrance is free but you have to pay to go upstairs.)

So, we left and made our way in the general direction of the Musee d’Orsay.  Below: cool old pub that was established in 1766.

We stopped for a snack in this place:

None of us were very hungry but we wanted a reason to sit and rest our feet for awhile before heading into another museum.  I had a fantastic bowl of onion soup.  Adam and Isabella split a Nutella crepe and texted pictures of it to Holden and Josie, just to make them jealous.

The jealousy text pic …

Musee d’Orsay houses the impressionist collection.  It’s my favorite museum in Paris (so far, anyway).  Adam and I have been here before, but it was all new for John and Elaine.

This painting has been Adam’s screen saver for years:  Claude Monet c.1873 “Poppy Field near Argenteuill”  Seeing the original was fun after looking at it on a computer screen for so long.

Isabella and I resting our feet in the giant dinosaur foot.

We weren’t the only ones resting.  These guys were wiped out.

Interior shot.

Now for the long walk back home to collect Holden and Josie for a nice lunch.

To be continued …

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Paris, 03-06 June 2017

03 June 2017, Saturday

Today was largely dominated by the train journey from London to Paris.  We arrived in the London station early and got a fantastic breakfast at a restaurant in the terminal.

View of the international train station in London.  One of the nice things is you clear customs here, so you don’t have to go through immigration lines on the arrival side. It’s very efficient and handy.

We arrived in Paris and found our rental apartment without much trouble.  It’s absolutely gorgeous and HUGE by AirBnB (and European) standards.  Outside our windows we have a view of both the Eiffel Tower and La Basilique du Sacre Coeur (henceforth known as Sacre Coeur.)  It’s probably the most romantic apartment we’ve ever stayed in. Movies about Parisian romantic entanglements could be filmed here.  Huge windows open up to the street (and also the curious pigeons!)  The building was erected in 1875.

We even have a big dining room!

Modern kitchen with yet another eat-in breakfast table.  We’re swimming in places to sit and eat.

Elaine and I in the front TV room — me on the computer, Elaine perusing one of the many art books in the apartment.

Holden loving his private bedroom.  As everything worked out, he has the biggest bed in the whole place.

Josie and Isabella sharing a room, once again.  They both feel cheated because our family had two girls and only one boy.  Holden ends up with the privacy when we say teenage boys and girls need space from each other.  At least the girls don’t have to share a bed this time!

Elaine and I both loved this fireplace grate in the front room.  It’s bronze and is really heavy.

View out our windows.  In the photo below you can make out the Sacre Coeur (rainbow in the middle of the frame — gorgeous and magical! — and the Sacre Coeur snugged right up to the side of our building just about in the center-right of the frame.)

The Rome stop of the Metropolitan subway train station is directly across the street from our place. Here you can see the stairs leading down to the trains. I adore the “Metropolitan” signs they use.  According to the internet, almost all of them were designed and installed between 1900 and 1912.

From wikipedia:  The simpler type of entrance is framed by a “Métropolitain” sign held between two ornate, sinuously curved lampposts. These are designed strikingly in the form of plant stems, in which the orange lamp is enclosed by a leaf (resembling a brin de muguet, or sprig of lily of the valley).

The apartments on the adjacent street, view from our window.

We can even see the Eiffel Tower!  They light it up at night and it’s gorgeous.

A slightly better view of the Sacre Coeur (again, view out our window.)

Everyone was quite tuckered out from the trip, which actually wasn’t too bad all things considered but did eat up an entire day.  The train ride from London to Paris is less than 3 hours but it takes a lot of smaller train stops to get to the main international station, waiting in lines, checking in early, clearing custom, etc. —  much like airline travel.  Navigating the international train hall on the Paris side and figuring out how to buy tickets on the local Metropolitan trains is a bit tricky until you get the hang of it, and the French Metro system isn’t quite as easy to use as the London system, but still it’s not too bad.

We arrived at our place, met with the guy to take possession of our keys & etc., found a grocery store and bought provisions for dinner (bread, cheese, fruit, orange juice, milk, yogurt, cereal, eggs, wine, whiskey, chocolate treats) and stayed up marveling at the view until nearly 11:00 p.m.

Our one bit of ill fortune today was that Josie’s phone got liberated by a pickpocket on the Metro train (we think).  She noticed it was missing almost immediately and we went looking for it with no luck.  Adam got online and discovered that someone was attempting to hack into our accounts with it, so he shut down her number and alerted the phone company.  They shut her account off on their end and changed a bunch of our passwords.  Josie spent quite a while in tears over it because we don’t have any way of determining the last time it backed up to the cloud.  We did a back-up before we left home, but there is a good chance all the pictures she took in London are gone.  She is super bummed and mad at the entire country of France right now.

04 June 2017, Sunday

We woke up this morning to a gorgeous day in Paris and horrific news about another terrorist attack on London Bridge last night.  We spent some time reading the news and then headed out to do our day with slightly heavy hearts.

Our apartment is within walking distance of the Moulin-Rouge.  We headed that direction … it’s the red(ish) light district and the streets are lined with sex shops.  The kids were giggly and grossed out.

Found the Moulin-Rouge!

Hanging on inside the train car. We’re headed for one of the Sunday art markets near the Sacre Coeur.

French recycling drop off point.  Lots of wine bottles.

Walking up the hills to Sacre Coeur.

Here it is.

Around the corner, a Sunday art market.  It’s similar to the art market in New Orleans around Jackson Square.  This market in Paris was quite nice, but doesn’t hold a candle to the one in New Orleans.  (I’ve yet to see a better one anywhere.  Nothing compares.)

I bought a small watercolor of a watermelon slice. (Isabella and me on the left looking through paintings, Josie’s back, Elaine in the front.)

Artists discussing important artist things … or perhaps just deciding where to go for lunch.  It was all in French, so I have to guess.

The kids love the French street art (“it’s too good to be called graffiti.”)  Isabella especially liked the message of the piece “The urge to destroy is a creative urge” (below.)

Back on the train, headed to another Sunday market … this time a bird market.  We don’t know what to expect.  Do they really sell live birds?

Yup!! And fish and baby bunnies, too.

The vast majority of birds for sale were finches, canaries, and parakeets.

This market is immediately off the train stop.  You come out of the station and are right in the middle of a bird bonanza.  Perfect for me!

Canaries.  They seem to come in 3 colors:  orange, yellow, and (more rare) white.

The Seine.

Holden, being incredibly bored while I spend more time than he’d like looking at birds.

The Pont des Arts bridge used to be the one with all the “love locks” on it.  The weight of the locks  — apparently 45 tons — was destroying the bridge, so they were removed and the bridge was given a face-lift with a new design that nobody can put locks on.  They appear to have created a new area for the love locks that sits over the ground and isn’t suspended over the water.

We found an appealing cafe.  Sitting down feels fantastic after being on our feet all morning.  Their onion soup was delicious.

Next up: Notre Dame.  The line was too long so we didn’t go inside.  Adam, the kids and I have been here before.  During the winter we had the whole place to ourselves. Summer is a very different story.

  

05 June 2017, Monday

We’ve been to Paris a number of times now and never seen the Louvre.  The lines always scared us away, but we figured this time we needed to suck it up and stand in the line no matter what.  It’s the only way you’ll ever get to see it.  The Louvre opens at 9:00 a.m. and we showed up around 10:00, hoping that the first rush of people who got there right at opening time would have had a chance to get through.

The wait wasn’t too bad — a total of 35 minutes to stand in line, get through security, and purchase tickets.  The line for people who bought their tickets in advance (online, I assume) was much shorter.  We didn’t think to do that, but in the future it looks like a better way to go, if we ever find ourselves wanting to do the Louvre again.

A fashion shoot to watch as we waited.

Inside the giant pyramid.  John and Elaine are standing beneath the spiral staircase (John in greenish shirt, Elaine holding a brown hat).

Adam:  The place is huge. There are large portions of the museum that are practically empty. There are also halls that are so crowded you can hardly walk through – everyone crowds at the “popular” exhibits – Mona Lisa, Venus de Milo, Winged victory of Samothrace, etc.

I didn’t take very many pictures of the art itself – we all have the internet for that. I more enjoyed taking pictures of people taking pictures with their crappy iPhones.

I was so irritated by people using their phones to take pictures that I became a fan of banning phones outright in the museum.  You couldn’t see a darned thing without someone shoving a phone in front of your face, blocking your view.  People would also suddenly stop walking right in the middle of a big, slowly moving crowd because they decided they needed to take a selfie right now!!! causing a massive pile-up in their wake. The rude behavior associated with phone use was enough to ruin the experience.  As Adam mentioned above, every piece of art in there can be found on the internet with much higher quality images than anything these crowds are getting with their phones.  Put your phone away and look directly at the art, please.  If you want to look at photos of the art later, find professional pictures online.  If you simply must take a selfie, stand off to one side and get out of the way!  (It’s worth noting that very few people with a real camera behaved this way. Photographers serious enough to bring proper equipment also used proper etiquette. Mostly.)

It doesn’t take long for the kids to get their fill of paintings.

Although they did perk up when they spotted this one…. by Joseph Ducreux called Self portrait in the guise of a Mockingbird.

It has become an internet meme along these lines:

and this (updated to Steve Buscemi):

The kids were delighted to find the original painting.  It made their trip to the Louvre worth it.

And then on to see yet more regular, non-meme art.

Interior courtyard under a dome.

Back outside.  The lines to get in are even longer now.

Adam: After we had exhausted ourselves walking through the Louvre, we left and ate a great lunch (duck confit, etc) at a nearby restaurant.

Re-energized, we walked through the Jardin des Tuileries, along the Seine and over to the Eiffel Tower. By that point, we had reached almost 8.5 miles of walking and everyone wanted to catch the Metro back home for rest and wine time.

Taking a quick rest break to enjoy the nice weather and the examine the ship (behind the trees.)

Giant public hammocks for people to play and relax in. All three kids piled into one.

We finally made it!  The Eiffel Tower.

Guy making bubbles, and behind him four extremely well-armed police guards.  Machine guns, hand guns, tazers, etc.

Paris, to be continued in the next post…

 

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London, 30 May-02 June 2017

30 May 2017, Tuesday

This morning we got up early and caught the first ferry on the Thames over to Greenwich. Our destination was the Royal Naval College and the Royal Observatory.

Our little group waiting to cross the street to the ferry docks.

Ready to go!

The ferry taxis are a good way to see the city, but are MUCH slower than the underground train system.  They are great if you aren’t in a hurry.

We walked up to the Royal Observatory. Below: John and Elaine standing on the Prime Meridian. Located right at 0°00′00″… one foot in the East and one foot in the West.

We all had to take a turn.  Sometimes you just have to do the dorky thing.

Up in the observatory itself.

This old telescope had a little photo of Saturn stuck to the end so you could “see” something cool.

The most accurate/precise mechanical clock in the world, John Harrison’s “Clock B.” Harrison designed it in the 18th century, but nobody built it until the 20th century.

Excerpt from their website:
Instead of being celebrated, Harrison’s plans were chastised and ridiculed by his peers. A clock that was accurate to within a second over a 100-day period was unheard of, and a mechanical clock that precise wouldn’t be developed until the 20th century.

In 1737, Harrison — a self-taught clockmaker — invented the marine chronometer, which revolutionized long-distance sea travel during a time when the developed world was rapidly becoming a larger place. But despite his accomplishments, Harrison’s declaration about Clock B’s accuracy was so far ahead of any clock during that time it was considered “an incoherence and absurdity that was little short of the symptoms of insanity” by the London Review of English and Foreign literature.

“It was a claim that Harrison made and a claim nobody believed because the best clocks of the day couldn’t do better than about a second a week, if they were lucky. It was only in the 20th century that people thought that Harrison may have been right.” Martin Burgess, a master clockmaker, used Harrison’s mechanism and design along with modern materials like duralumin to construct the Martin Burgess Clock B, which has been sealed in a Perspex case at the Royal Observatory. In the 100 days since it was sealed, Clock B has only lost five-eighths of a second, setting a Guinness World Record for “most accurate mechanical clock with a pendulum swinging in free air.”

Harrison’s accomplishment, designing a clock in the 18th century whose accuracy hasn’t been surpassed by the thousands of watchmakers who followed him, is truly remarkable and cannot be understated. Clock B even went against conventional clockmaking wisdom. A heavy pendulum bob and a short swing was thought to keep the most accurate time, but Harrison’s design uses a wide swing and a lighter bob. It’s akin to someone building the world’s fastest car in 1940 with a diesel engine, and still holding the record for top speed today.

Old Royal Naval College (white buildings in foreground)

Giant map of the world.  We are standing on Cape Horn, South Africa, a place we’d like to visit someday.

Hula hoops.  We don’t know why they were there, but everyone was doing it so we did it, too.

Adam:  he insists that, despite his facial expression, he’s having a fabulous time.

After the Naval Museum, we stopped at The Greenwich Tavern for lunch.  It was fine, but nothing special.

On to the Cutty Sark, one of the last sail powered clipper ships built. She principally made tea runs from the UK to Australia to China and back.

Below: example of the lead-lined tea boxes stored in the cargo hold.  These boxes are replicas because very few of the originals survived.  They weren’t worth anything, so people stripped them for the lead lining.  Most of the lead went to make bullets and other ammunitions.

Second level of the ship, above the cargo hold.  They have displays of items used on the ship, as well as examples of cargo other than tea the ship would have also carried.  On their Australia leg, they often hauled marino wool.  It was so lightweight they had to save room in the ship for rocks and other heavy objects as ballast.

Ropes and Pulleys.

The dining table in the Captain’s quarters.  Those circular disks suspended above the table were to hold drinks.  The rope suspension allowed the drinks to move with the ship and not spill or slide around.

Kids and John & Elaine on the main deck.  All of the sailors’ quarters were on the main deck.  They were small, but far less claustrophobic than other ships we’ve visited because you could step out of your room directly into fresh air.

Figurehead collection.

The below-water portion of the Cutty Sark was clad in brass sheeting.  The smooth surface helped prevent barnacles from attaching and lasted longer than lead plates used on other ships.  It was also a lot more expensive.

Interior of the building housing the bottom portion of the ship. You can walk up those stairs to get a good look at the ship parts that are usually under water.

On the ferry back home at the end of the day:  view of The Tower of London from the Thames and the bricked-over entrance to the Traitors’ Gate.

31 May 2017, Wednesday

Adam and John got up before everyone else this morning and took a 2 mile hike to visit Abbey Road.  Adam:  Here’s dad crossing at the same locations the Beatles crossed almost 50 years ago. (I couldn’t get him to go barefoot.)

John and Elaine didn’t sleep well last night and wanted to stay in the rest of the morning.  We have tickets for Romeo and Juliet at the Globe Theatre this afternoon and everyone wanted to be fresh and ready for it.  The girls wanted to go walking around/shopping, so 4 of us headed over to Piccadilly.  Holden hates shopping and elected to stay home with Grandma and Grandpa.

Uniqlo has become our favorite clothes shopping venue. The girls and I spent quite a bit of time in here while Adam made work phone calls outside.

Trendy, well-made clothes at surprisingly low prices.  I don’t know how they do it … if there are sweatshops involved, I’m happier not knowing.

St. James Church bazaar.

I lost the rest of the family.  I didn’t see them behind all these trees.  They thought I was shopping but I was really just looking for them. We finally found each other.

Josie at the Burlington Arcade

The Burlington Arcade houses a lot of antique jewelry and watches.

Chinatown.  We were running low on time and had a quick lunch here without exploring much.  The lunch was disappointing.  We needed to hurry back to the apartment to meet up with John, Elaine and Holden so we could all leave by 1:00 p.m. to make Romeo and Juliet on time.

Back at our apartment, getting ready to leave for The Globe Theatre.  Our accommodations  are the entire left side of the building, all three floors (grey-blue door.)

The Globe Theatre interior.  The stage is set for Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet.  Juliet: Kirsty Bushell; Romeo: Edward Hogg

It was EPIC. We thought it was going to be old-fashioned — white wigs, big skirts, corsets and tights, etc. Instead, they did an updated goth/steampunk version that blew everyone away. They made it FUNNY!!! I never knew Shakespeare could be so entertaining. During the first act, Isabella turned around and said ” I LOVE THIS SOOOOO MUUUCCCHHH!!”

Romeo was the epitome of a surly, angsty teen (goth make-up, ignoring his dad because he was listening to music on his headphones, etc. He looked and acted a lot like Jimmy in Raising Hope when he went through his “Drakkar Noir” phase.) The lines of the play suddenly came alive: his friends were trying to get a sullen Romeo to go to a party (the one where he ends up meeting Juliet) but he doesn’t want to go because he’s suffering from that teenage phase where everything in life is boring and stupid.  “We must have you dance” they say.  Romeo slumped on the edge of the stage, sullenly eating a bag of doritos and said “Not I, believe me: you have dancing shoes with nimble soles: I have a soul of lead so stakes me to the ground I cannot move.” Mercutio and Benvolio stood behind him rolling their eyes at his silly and overly-dramatic show of existential angst.  Even the kids in the audience were laughing. It was the first time I’ve truly understood in an emotional way that nearly the whole play is about typical teenage kids.

By the end, during the scene when they both die, the whole audience was crying. The audience was full of little kids, too, and they were just as moved as the adults. I never in a million years would have thought that a Shakespeare play could be so accessible and simply breathtaking. (And they didn’t change the old-time dialogue. The modernization was all in costuming and acting.)  We loved every minute of it.

Walking across Millennium Bridge back to the train station.

St. Paul’s Cathedral up ahead.

01 June 2017, Thursday

One of Josie’s goals this trip was to revisit the National Museum and see the Egyptian exhibits, the dinosaurs, and the the blue whale skeleton.  (Edit: We realized subsequently that the Egyptian stuff was in the British Museum, not the Natural History Museum.) We headed out this morning early enough to be first in line for their 10:00 a.m. opening time.

Adam finally looking like he’s having fun!

We were thwarted at The National Museum by long lines.  We took one look and said, “uh, no” like we have in the past for the Louvre and various museums in New York.  Not only is standing in line to get in frustrating, the combat viewing once you get inside ruins the experience.  We quickly re-grouped and went on to Plan B.

Adam wanted to visit Purdey’s (famous mostly for their guns, but they make other sport gear for the English gentleman) to get a new cap.  We had a good time looking around the shop, but ultimately they didn’t have a cap in Adam’s size.  It was the wrong time of year for the winter hat collection and they were running low on inventory.

More underground train travel.

John and Elaine had never been to Harrod’s, so we ducked in for a quick browse.  The store was much less crowded than we’d ever seen it.  In the past, we’ve visited around Christmas time.  During summer they seem to do a slower business.

Admiring the work of Dale Chihuly, which was kind of funny to see here in London since Chihuly is an artist from Washington — right in John & Elaine’s (Oregon) back yard.

J&E admiring the latest and greatest Sub-Zero products.

The perfume section.  Nobody leaves here stinky.

John and Elaine in front of the American Embassy in London.

We walked by Selfridge’s but didn’t go in.  Adam got a photo of their famous clock.

Nearby, a giant Apple Store.  John, Elaine and I sat on a bench and waited while the kids looked at all the newest electronic goodies Apple has to offer. This is one of the biggest retail spaces I’ve seen for Apple — two levels and tons of floor space.  The place was packed.

Walking around.

We happened upon a shoe store selling these strange creations.  The shoes were expensive, and the store was packed with people buying them.  The girls and I all thought they looked like something we could recreate at home (if we wanted to) by getting cheap shoes and investing in a hot glue gun and a few trips to Michael’s.

We found a shoe store that specializes in the Mephisto line quite by chance.  I ended up buying two pairs of new walking sandals (no plastic flowers or bling in sight.) The kids were complimented by the store salesman on their fantastic behavior.  (As you can see, they were tired.  They sat down and were quiet — what every proprietor wants out of  children in their establishments.)  By this time, we’ve walked several miles and all of us have worn out feet and aching backs.

02 June 2017, Friday

Isabella got sick last night (fever, headache, thankfully no stomach problems) and we had to change our original plan for the day, which included a train ride to a nearby town to see a royal palace. Bella needed to stay in the apartment and sleep, and we didn’t want to leave town just in case she needed us to come home for some reason. We ended up doing a walking tour of sites in London, but it was A LOT of walking and most of the buildings were not ones you could go inside. It’s kind of boring to look at the outside of a building and say, “Yup. Here it is.”

We did get to go inside St Paul’s Cathedral (near the Globe Theatre), which turned out to be cool. It had 528 stairs up to the tippy top … we hiked up there (it was SO FAR UP!!! The stairs went on forEVAH!)  The rest of the whole day we had spaghetti legs. Holden ran up the first set of stairs (230 or so) and ended up giving himself exertion-induced nausea and headache. After we left the cathedral we had to go to Starbucks and get everyone a drink. He felt a lot better after a whole bottle of water. He learned his lesson, though, and paced himself better the rest of the day.

This cute little group of school kids was on a field trip, holding hands in what we call the “buddy system” but here in England they call a “crocodile formation.”

Photography is prohibited inside the cathedral.  Adam took a few sneaky shots from the hip.  Pictures of the interior are available online, so we figured they just didn’t want tourists jamming up the flow of foot traffic by holding their phones out constantly, rather than trying to keep the interior a secret.  Adam was quick so he wouldn’t bother anyone.

Just a few of the 528 (steep!) stairs we faced.

Down in the crypt area.

Wellington is interred here.

Back outside, stopping to smell the roses.

Guildhall – since 1411 the offices of the Lord Mayor of London.

At Guildhall, we stumbled on a small art museum we had not heard of before.

During the Guildhall renovations, the ancient ruins of London’s Roman Amphitheater was discovered.  They revised the architectural plans for the art gallery to preserve the amphitheater underneath it.

St. Stephen Walbrook Church, a predecessor to St Paul’s Cathedral. The organist was practicing for a concert later in the afternoon, so we were treated to some really neat music.

The Royal Exchange, founded in 1566. It’s in the banking district and now a luxury shopping center.

Leadenhall market.  It was used as Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter films.

Lloyd’s of London.

At the base of 30 St. Mary Axe – better known as the Gherkin.

After this, John and Elaine split from us and went home to rest. The 4 remaining Mayse’s went over to the British Museum. Josie wanted to see “Mummies and things from ancient Greece,” so that is what we did.

The Rosetta Stone (below).

Mummified people.

Mummified cats.

After all the walking and star climbing we did today, our legs and feet were worn out.  Standing around in the museum was getting to be no fun, so we decided to call it a day and go home to rest.

Isabella is feeling better and we’re all hopeful that she’ll be in good shape for tomorrow’s journey to Pairs.

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London, 25-29 May 2017

24/25 May 2017, Wednesday & Thursday

Today was the last day of school (Josie 6th, Holden 8th, Bella 11th) and goes down in history as the semester all three of our kids earned straight As.  (YAY KIDS!!) They’ve all individually earned straight As before, but they’ve never managed to do it together in the same semester.  It’s also the day we fly to London to meet up with John and Elaine for an early 50th wedding anniversary celebration.  We left our house as soon as Holden and Josie got off the school bus.  (The flights from Atlanta to Europe are almost always overnight.) Today is a bit of an emotional rollercoaster for the kids.

Our first time flying on Virgin Atlantic. (They codeshare with Delta Airlines). Adam had heard wonderful things about Branson’s airlines, but this one was a dud. The flight was fine, but the seats were not comfortable (less so than normal) and the plane wasn’t clean.

The next 8+ hours were spent exactly like this:

Adam:  We landed into Heathrow at 7 a.m, but it wasn’t until nearly 10 that we made it to our apartment. It took more than an hour to stand in line at Immigration (they’re claiming stricter policies now in light of the Manchester bombing at the Ariana Grande concert a few days ago), then get luggage, walk to train station, take train back into town, walk to flat, etc.

The place we’re staying will be perfect for us – plenty of sleeping room for 7. It’s a bit cramped in the main living room, but that is to be expected. The neighborhood is “ok” – quite ethnic (probably 50% Arabic/Muslim) but clean and bright and not seedy feeling. Lots of good restaurants and grocery store options. Most importantly, it has good access to the Underground to get us where we need to be.

Weather here was “hot” yesterday at 80 – since nobody has AC in England, it did get warm last night, but cool breezes kicked in around 7 p.m and it wasn’t uncomfortable to sleep.

After we got in, some of us showered and then we crashed for awhile. I only slept for about 20 minutes, then took care of work email and went out to explore a bit and get some early shopping done. Brenda and I went out later and bought more supplies to get us through a day. For dinner, Josie and I went out and bought “take away” fish and chips from a recommended restaurant. We only bought 3 orders, but each was huge and just 2 orders fed the 5 of us. We ended up throwing away what seemed like a couple of pounds of fish.

We spent the evening watching TV; cracking up at UK game shows (kids love these), and flipping channels since there’s never anything good on in the UK, but we have fun remembering shows we watched the last several times we were here. Brenda and the kids were in their jammies by 5, everyone had bloodshot eyes and walked around lethargically, so we didn’t explore much except for our immediate surroundings.

View of our living room

View of our kitchen

View from front hall; living room/kitchen is off to the left, directly ahead is John & Elaine’s bedroom, and the stairs lead up to the rest of the bedrooms.

John and Elaine’s room.

Proof Adam is here, too!

26 May 2017, Friday

Our first full day in London.  We are all jet-lagged so our plans are fairly loose and not too demanding.  The weather is gorgeous, so we decided to do a good bit of walking. In the end, we covered 8.6 miles today before taking the Underground back to our house.

We decided to walk through Hyde Park on our way to the Science Museum.

Swans!  And many of the grebes had babies.  (Grebe babies aren’t very cute, poor things. Water birds are usually adorable.  Grebes got the short end of the stick.)

Grabbing an early lunch before heading into the museum – Japanese. The kids love the noodle shops – leftover from our stay in Japan several years ago. Makes getting lunch for 5 easy and not too expensive.

On to the Museums. The kids wanted to go to the Science Museum (first time) and then the Natural History Museum (3rd or 4th time).

The Science Museum is geared towards little kids and therefore not quite as interesting as our older kids had hoped, but it still had some moments of brilliance in it.

They did have some pretty cool items – the first 2 steam locomotives in the world. A V-2 rocket, space rockets and satellites, items from Apollo 10.

Below: the actual DNA model Watson and Crick developed to explain the double helix shape and interaction.

The Science Museum boasts the oldest clock and watch collection in the world.  The collection was assembled by the Worshipful Company of Clockmakers: this remarkable array of timepieces traces the story of the capital’s clockmakers from their first marine chronometers and mechanical clocks through the evolution of the wristwatch. (excerpt from the Science Museum’s website)

One of the first locomotives.

Famous photo by Nick Ut (taken in Trang Bang, Vietnam) of a little girl burned in a napalm attack, along with the other photos on that same roll of film.  The Leica camera he used to take the photographs is in the display case as well.

Apollo 10 return module.

After awhile we all started “jet-lagging” and unanimously decided we weren’t in the mood to visit the Natural History Museum next door.  Also, the day is getting hot. On to Gelatos.

We’re all tired, but it’s too early to go back to the house and be in for the day, so we walked to the Leica shop in Mayfair a couple miles away to see if they had the new Leica camera body in stock. They didn’t.

Adam: I had been on a waiting list in the US for almost 4 months this year – hopeful to get the new model before this trip. Unfortunately, it didn’t arrive in time, so I cancelled my order and am using my same ol’ “crappy” gear for this trip.

Time to head home – taking the train.  Josie and Isabella found some new skirts and dresses at Uniqlo. We hit the Marks & Spencer grocery store near our house to re-supply and then spent the evening watching zoo documentaries and The Simpsons in our jammies.  Dinner was fruit and cheese.

Adam: My folks arrive Saturday – around 11:00 a.m. We’re going to do some more grocery shopping in the morning, take care of laundry, garbage and other chores to get ready for them. Plus another morning of sleeping in won’t hurt anyone. I’ll go to the airport to greet them and bring them back to our flat this afternoon. I’m guessing they’ll want a) Shower b) Nap c) Food and then d) More Sleep. That’ll pretty much be our day.

27 May 2017, Saturday

John and Elaine arrive today at 11:00 a.m.  We had planned to do something this morning before we headed to the airport, but we all slept in way too long.  (We needed it!!) Adam left around 11:00 a.m. (allowing time for his parents to make it through the long immigration line and collect their luggage) and the girls aren’t even awake yet.  Holden wandered down a little while ago for some food, then went back to bed.

We’re suffering a little bit from “city noises” that make sleeping difficult.  It’s very hot, so we have to sleep with the windows open.  Unfortunately, people here don’t go to bed before 3 a.m.  Each night (so far, anyway) we’ve been treated to drunken and very loud fighting in the street in front of our house.  At one point, Josie was skyping with one of her friends and the profanity streaming in through our window was so bad she had to hang up.

This weekend is a three-day Bank Holiday so we’re hoping the shenanigans are going to be over by Monday.  The neighborhood actually has a lot of families with small children and (of course!) the noisy troublemakers are all young adults.  City neighborhoods tend to be more age-diverse than suburbs.  ♫ You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have … the facts of life. ♫

John and Elaine arrived tired but it was too early to call it a day.  We decided to take a walk through Hyde Park and find a place for early dinner.

Spring in London is gorgeous.

People were holding out fruit in their hands to lure down the feral population of Indian Ring-necked Parakeets. I was disappointed that I didn’t have any fruit.  We had to stand by and watch like lonely birdless losers.

John and Elaine.

The massive crowd surrounding the Princess Diana Memorial fountain.

28 May 2017, Sunday

We headed over to the East End and the famous Sunday Columbia Road Flower Market.

Really cool door knocker we saw on the street.

The Columbia Road Flower Market.

The array of fresh-cut flowers and plants were mind-boggling.  The picture below doesn’t do it justice.  The place was so crowded Adam couldn’t take many pictures.

Elaine and I both would have gone nuts in the flower market had we lived here.  It was truly a gardener’s paradise.

Our next stop was The Geffrye Almshouse.  (From their website:)  The Geffrye is set in almshouses built in 1714 by the Ironmongers’ Company, with a bequest from Sir Robert Geffrye, twice master of the Company and former Lord Mayor of London.  For almost two hundred years the almshouses provided homes for around fifty poor pensioners. They are now recognised for their historical importance as Grade I listed buildings. 

Many of the rooms have been converted into displays representing daily life in the middle classes of London through the ages, starting in 1630 (hall, pictured below) and going up to the 1990s and 2000s.  It was an interesting visualization of how family life changed over the decades between the early 1600s and the early 2000s.  This museum is well worth visiting.

Drawing room, 1830

Afterwards, we decided to revisit The Clink.  We really enjoyed it the first time we visited several years ago (blog here) and John and Elaine had never seen it.  It’s still as awful, fascinating, disgusting and disturbing as it was the first time.

Holden sitting in one of the torture chairs. (He’s 14 1/2)

Holden sitting in the same chair 27 Dec 2013.

Bloody heads displayed to keep the other citizens in line.

Replica of an old man who managed to survive The Clink longer than anyone else.  He developed a thriving business inside the prison selling rats that he raised himself as food to other prisoners.

29 May 2017, Monday 

Today’s docket:  the National Museum, the Imperial War Museum, and our favorite cafe in Piccadilly.

First up: The National Museum in Trafalgar Square.

This is how the kids take in art. (John, me, Elaine in background; irreverent children in foreground.)

The beauty of Seurat juxtaposed by the philistinism of our kids.  You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.

John and Elaine wanted to spend some extra time in the museum, so Adam and I took the kids for an early lunch at a pub across the street.  Afterwards we walked around the block to take in some sights before our meet-up time with John & Elaine.

Guard at the Household Calvary Museum.

I loved this bus advertisement:  “Be the CEO your parents always wanted you to marry. (then find someone you actually like.)”

Extra police in front of 10 Downing Street.

The kids climbing on the statue in Trafalgar Square while we wait for grandma and grandpa to come out of the National Gallery.

We then visited the Imperial War Museum.  The kids declared it “much more interesting than we ever expected.”  This museum has a Holocaust section that comes with what is, essentially, a trigger warning; kids under 14 years of age need parental permission.  Adam didn’t get any photos of that section because it seemed inappropriate.  They don’t pull any punches; this section is depressing, horrifying, and every other word you can think of that means “awful.”  What struck me the most is that had a wall with photos of “The Killers” on it, with actual head-shots of the most sadistic guards at Auschwitz.  You can see what the face of evil looks like.  Joseph Mengele was one of the people.  Several others were there, too (including a woman), but I’d never heard of them.  They were despicable characters, every one.

The rest of the museum was a little less depressing (as “less depressing” as war can be) and Adam took quite a few photos.

World War I Artillery piece.

Looking up from underneath a German V-2 Rocket.

They have lots of documents and memorabilia on display – below: One of Rommel’s actual North Africa maps noting troop movement during this effort to move on Egypt in 1940.

Field Marshal Montgomery’s staff car.  He was famous for wanting his troops to have a good breakfast to start their day and insisted on a large full English breakfast for everyone.  This was the origin of the term “The Full Monty.”

This eagle was mounted at the top of the Reichstag in Berlin – subsequently torn down by Russian troops when they invaded.

It’s full of bullet holes.

Submarine torpedo from WWII.

After leaving the war museum, we found a pharmacy that was open and had all the little bits we’ve been needing and didn’t think to bring:  good shampoo, sunscreen, Dove soap, blister guards.

We took the train back to Piccadilly Circus and visited a cafe that we used to go to frequently when we stayed here over Xmas one year. We got a late lunch/early dinner and then headed back to our apartment for wine time, laundry and TV – game shows and “Britain’s Got Talent.” Early bed.

The corner restaurant with the red awnings has turned into one of our favorite places to stop for a late afternoon treat: Caffe Concerto.

To be continued ….

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New York, 29 Dec -02 Jan 2017

Thursday, 29 Dec 2016

This morning Adam went to Brooklyn for the meeting he was supposed to do on Tuesday.  It’s raining and windy so we’re not sure what we’ll do in the afternoon.  Holden is still feeling queasy, and Adam and I both aren’t quite 100% either.

Since the weather was unpleasant, we decided to go to the Natural History Museum.  After a long Uber ride in heavy traffic, we finally arrived and saw this line of people waiting to get into the museum.

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Here are our dismayed faces, struggling to come up with a Plan B on the spot.  We’ve been Louvre’d out of yet a second museum in New York City.

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The Arch in Washington Square Park.

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We ordered another Uber and went down to Greenwich Village.  This is the where Monica, Chandler, et al. supposedly lived in Friends.  A lot of other famous people, mostly artists and musicians, lived here for real.

But first, Isabella needed to go potty.  We found a Starbucks and ordered a couple of drinks so we could use the bathroom.  The barista told us they didn’t have a public bathroom and we’d have to either go to Chipotle across the street or a different Starbucks several streets away.

Then she screwed up our drinks order.  We ordered a tall black coffee and a tall black tea.  She served us grandes, which was OK although we hadn’t wanted to carry the big ones around.  Once I got outside, I discovered she’d given me Earl Gray instead of black tea.  I hate Earl Gray. I held onto it long enough to get into the second Starbucks as a paying customer so we could use their facilities.

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We found the other Starbucks a few blocks away.  They had one unisex bathroom.  Isabella went first, then Holden, Josie, and finally me.  When Josie came out, she said to me, “It STINKS in there.  Holden really messed it up.” I rolled my eyes, thinking he’d done a #2.  Instead, the place reeked of urine so badly it literally made my eyes water.  There were ammonia fumes.  It smelled like several weeks of pee that had never been properly cleaned up. It was revolting.  When I came out, Josie was bouncing around the door saying, “See?  You see?  I told you he messed it up.”  I said, “Holden didn’t do that.  That is what happens when you don’t clean a bathroom.”  She said, “Ew.  That’s even more gross than when I thought Holden did it.”

Here is me, smiling because I don’t yet know just how bad the bathroom is going to be.

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NYU is right next to the Village – and the place has some cool shops to see along Bleeker Street. Great old names in Jazz clubs and comedy clubs, but nothing was going on when we were there.

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This is the building used in the establishing exterior shots for Friends.  They lived on the 5th (top) floor and that little coffee shop at the bottom was supposed to be Central Perk.

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We walked around for a bit in the cold rain, didn’t find much of interest, and decided to Uber back home.

Adam keeps calling Greenwich Village “gritty.” I think a better word is “dirty.”  Also acceptable: ugly, disgusting, stinky, gross.  Now I can say that’ve been there, but that’s pretty much all I got from today’s outing.

Adam and I have reservations for dinner at Delmonico’s.  Delmonico’s is considered the very first fine dining restaurant opened in the country, back in 1837.  From their website: “In 1862, Charles Ranhofer was named Chef de Cuisine inventing many original dishes during his time at our stoves. He is most noted for his innovative creations, Eggs Benedict, Baked Alaska, Lobster Newburg and Chicken A la Keene.” If you enjoy any of these dishes, now you know who to thank.

From Adam:  Later that evening, Brenda and I went out to dinner – one of the things I most wanted to do on this trip… reservations at Delmonico’s. We had to book a table at 5:30 in order to get in, but that suits our time schedule anyway. I have been reading about Delmonico’s my entire life and wanted to experience it. This restaurant was THE place that the men of power met and ate throughout the 19th century. Lincoln, Roosevelt, Morgan, Oscar Wilde, Charles Dickens & on and on. I had the steak, Brenda ordered the lamb chops.

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The Baked Alaska for dessert (below).  It was delicious.  Walnut cake base, banana gelato interior, meringue exterior.  I am not certain how banana flavored gelato translates into “Alaska” but it was delicious nonetheless.  Maybe the originals looked a bit like snowballs — although the way they piped the meringue on this one made it look more like a sea creature you’d find in the Tokyo Fish Market. The stuff around the plate edge is apricot preserves.

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Me in front of the entrance after dinner with our doggie bag.  Adam was able to eat only half his steak.  We both overindulged considering our still-sensitive stomachs and had to bring about half of our meals home.  The kids polished off everything within 5 minutes of us walking in the door … except for my side order of roasted brussels sprouts.  Those were all mine.

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Friday, 30 Dec 2016

Today we went to see the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island.  Adam:  We got up early and hit the ferries just after they opened. It was COLD and already crowded, but the visit turned out to be fun. We were especially grateful after we returned to Battery Park near lunchtime to see the lines extend several city blocks (no exaggeration) which must have been at least a 3-4 hour wait. Just crazy.

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As early birds, we even got a spot on the bench for the ferry ride to Liberty Island.

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View of New York City from the ferry.  The tall building with the spire on top is the new Freedom Tower.

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Lady Liberty.

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Proof they were actually here.

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City skyline behind the kids.  I was off looking at birds.  There are a lot of seagulls and geese on this island.  l1012986-x2

Here are some now.

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After Liberty Island, you get back on the ferry and land at Ellis Island.  This (below) is the Great Hall/Registry Room where millions of immigrants were processed from the 1880s up to the late 1920s. The entire island is a museum now and very interesting – more so that we had imagined. It is well worth spending several hours going over the exhibits.

We didn’t get to spend as much time here as we would have liked.  We didn’t expect this part of the tour to be so neat and didn’t budget the time into our schedule.  Isabella and I had tickets to see Liev Schreiber in Les Liaisons Dangeruses at 2:00 p.m. and we needed to get back.

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Some of the most interesting exhibits (in my opinion) are on the 3rd floor.  They have a collection of personal items from immigrants, examples of the luggage and household items, etc.  they brought from their home countries to start a new life here in America.

Back in the Wall Street area right off the Ellis Island ferry.  This is the famous Wall Street bull.  People were actually lined up to take their picture in front of it.

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All those people, just waiting their turn for a photo with the Bull.  We’ve discovered that if you want to do anything in New York City, you need to get there really early in the day.  If you wait until 11:00 a.m., you will spend most of your time either standing in a line or (like us) scrambling for something way less popular to do instead.  The same goes for meals.  If you eat early, you can get in almost anywhere.  Wait until a “fashionable” hour to dine and you’ll starve.  l1013000-x2

With that in mind, we made a beeline back to Koreatown and had lunch right before the noon crowd started forming.  We’re still all on a soup diet for the most part.

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Isabella and I went to Times Square/Broadway for the 2:00 p.m. matinee of Les Liaisons Dangereuses.  We took an Uber, but traffic near Times Square was so bad we were forced to ditch the car and walk the rest of the way if we were going to make it on time.  A bunch of the roads were already shut off in preparation for tomorrow’s New Year Eve festivities.  People dressed in costumes were already out doing whatever it is they do:  Elmo, Mario, the snowman from Frozen, several male Statue of Liberties, Minnie Mouse, Spiderman — there didn’t seem to be much of a theme going on, but it was chaotic, crowded and festive.  They are expecting more than 2 million people to be here tomorrow night. Police are EVERYWHERE.

We made it to the theater on time and were treated to a truly wonderful show.  Most of you already know the storyline of Dangerous Liaisons, but Isabella did not.  She was most scandalized (especially by the partial nudity) but loved it in spite of her prudish tendencies.  She kept saying, “This is awesome, but so embarrassing to be watching with my mother!”  I said, “With whom else would you be here in New York watching a Broadway play?  Would you rather be watching this with Daddy?” and she said, “Fair point.  It could be worse.”

Note:  we originally bought the tickets for Adam and me.  We both wanted to see Ray Donovan (Liev Schreiber) on stage.  (Side note: he was excellent!)  We felt so rotten for Isabella missing The Lion King that Adam gave her his ticket so she could see a Broadway play in New York, even if it wasn’t the one she wanted.  She really enjoyed it, so I’m glad she got this experience. And in her case, a little de-prudification is probably good for her.

She and I walked home afterwards.  Weaving through the intense crowds (which were even worse at 5:00 p.m. than they were earlier in the afternoon) took a long time but it started to snow and created a rather magical experience.  It felt like a gift after our disappointments earlier in this trip.

We finally made it back to the apartment and Adam had the place cleaned up, a fruit and cheese platter ready, and a good bottle of wine open.  Today was a really good day.

Saturday, 31 Dec 2016     NEW YEAR’S EVE 

Trinity Church on Wall Street – this is actually the 3rd iteration on this property.  The first was constructed in 1697.

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The inscription on this tombstone for William Bradford cracked me up.  He was a printer and, among other things, started New York’s first newspaper, the New-York Gazette.  I have typed out the inscription below the photo because it’s hard to read.

I’ve never seen a tombstone inscription quite this blunt.  I’ve also never seen a tombstone that included a reality-check for those of us still alive:  “Reader reflect how soon you’ll quit this Stage. You’ll find but few attain to such an Age. Life’s full of Pain.” In other words, “He made it to 92 but you shouldn’t get your hopes up… just sayin’.”
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Here lies the body of Mr WILLIAM BRADFORD
Printer who departed this Life May 23
1752, aged 92 Years: He was born in
Liecestershire, in Old England, in 1660
and came over to America in 1682, before
the City of Philadelphia was laid out. He
was Printer to this Government for upwards
of 50 Years and being quite worn out
with Old age and labor, he left this
mortal State in the lively Hopes of a
blessed immortality.
Reader reflect how soon you’ll quit this Stage.
You’ll find but few attain to such an Age.
Life’s full of Pain. Lo here’s a Place of Rest.
Prepare to meet your GOD then you are blessed.
Here also lies the body of Elizabeth Wife to the
said William Bradford who departed
this Life July 8 1731 aged 68 Years.

His poor wife, also buried here, is nothing more than a footnote.  That doesn’t seem fair.

The photo below is the burial place of Alexander Hamilton.  He was interred here after he lost the duel with Aaron Burr.  Right next to him is a plaque telling us that Hamilton’s oldest son is also buried somewhere in this same cemetery but the exact location has been lost to the ages.  His son also died in a duel after he took offense to someone making disparaging remarks about his dad.  Holden remarked:  “The men in that family seem to have a genetic flaw with anger issues.  They keep engaging in duels when they aren’t good at them.  That’s bad survival technique.”

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Walking along Wall Street.  The old City Hall (now a museum) is coming up on the left.  It’s where George Washington was sworn in as our first President.

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A statue of Washington, and banners telling us “This place matters” in case we weren’t suitably impressed.

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The New York Stock Exchange.  It’s closed today.

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This is probably as close as our kids will ever get to it.  They look like weird long-legged creatures because of the wide-angle lens.

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The Christmas tree in front of NY Stock Exchange.

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This is the Federal Reserve (below).  They keep this building relatively nondescript.  No signs or anything identifying it, save a single American flag.

Adam:  Probably the most important building in the world – the Federal Reserve Bank of NY – the Fed. There are no labels on the building and it’s built like a fort.  More than 7000 tons of gold are buried in the vaults below ground. What decisions take place in the building affect everyone in the world, daily.

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Now we’re coming up on the new One World Trade Center (aka Freedom Tower) and the memorial for Ground Zero.

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Memorial fountains outlining the base of the original twin towers.

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The metal edge has the names of all who perished that day.

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Josie studied the new tower in her social studies class this semester.  She informed us that almost everything about the design is significant; for example, the building is 1776 feet tall (including the spire) to represent the year the Declaration of Independence was signed.  The actual top floor is exactly the same height as the World Trade Center that was destroyed on 9/11.

Adam:  We didn’t go up to the top because (as written before) we don’t go up stuff and they wanted $34/head for the pleasure. Plus the lines. Someone else go and tell me how great it was.

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The interior of St. Paul’s Chapel nearby (photos below). This is where George and Martha went to Sunday services each week when he was President. It is an offshoot of Trinity Church that was built when more people started moving into the area and didn’t want to walk that far.

This is one of the first seals of the United States.  It features a turkey instead of an eagle because Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey as our national bird.

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From there we walked to Chinatown.  This store had some gorgeous, delicate gold jewelry.

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We toyed with idea of getting lunch here, but noticed that many of the restaurants didn’t have very good health code ratings.  In New York, apparently it’s a law that restaurants much conspicuously display their health code grade in their front window.  Every single one we’ve seen throughout the city had a grade of A.  In Chinatown, many had a grade of B and we were making fun of them … then went a little further and found several with grade C.  We decided not to take a chance.

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Onward to Little Italy.  We were starving and stopped at the first restaurant we came to.  (It had a grade A rating.  Yay.)  Signed publicity photos covered the walls, including pictures of Sinatra, Ray Romano, and Steven Van Zandt from The Sopranos. (He played Silvio Dante.)

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Holden waiting for Josie to make up her mind so we can finally order.

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The food was fine, but not spectacular.  We were a bit disappointed considering where we were.  We expected something better and more authentic from an old, established-in-1904 place in Little Italy.  If you happen to come here, maybe skip Vincent’s and try one of the many other restaurants instead.

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Next stop: back to Ferrara Bakery to get some cannolis to take home for our New Year’s Eve treat.  This place is phenomenal.

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Pretty, old-fashioned fire escapes.

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Love the name of this shop.

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We walked all the way back home, nearly 11 miles in total today.  We rested for a couple of hours in the afternoon (Adam watched half of a football game) and then headed back out around 5:00 p.m. to see what was going on in Times Square.

The Empire State Building, all lit up in it’s New Year’s Eve finery.

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Nearly every street is blocked off.  They brought in 7,000 police officers and trucks filled with sand as a precaution against terrorists driving into the crowds like in Nice, France on Bastille Day and Berlin a few weeks ago.  Getting to Times Square is difficult as they are funneling everyone through just a couple of entrance points and doing security checks.

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We gave up and walked home.  We had no intention of standing in one of the holding pens for several hours.  They manage the crowd by setting up corrals that contain 3,000 people each.  Once you are assigned to a corral, that’s where you stay.  The very idea gives me the creeps.  I don’t want to be crammed into a corral like a sheep waiting to be sheared.  (And if animals are crammed 3,000 deep into corrals, receiving a nonconsensual haircut is the very best thing one could hope for.) No thank you.

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We thought we’d be able to hear the festivities of 2+ million people from our balcony since they weren’t that far away.  Much to our surprise, we couldn’t hear a thing.  We couldn’t hear or see the fireworks, either.  In fact, our area was strangely quiet until around 1:00 a.m. when 2 million people all tried to leave at the same time.  We watched the ball drop on TV just like everybody else, and went to bed.  We got about one hour of sleep, and then the mass exodus reached our street.  After that it was angry yelling and constant car horn blaring for nearly three hours straight.

Sunday 01 Jan 2017

We saved Central Park Zoo for today because I was afraid the streets of New York would be filled with barf after last night’s festivities and figured the zoo would be nice and clean.  A few years ago we rang in the new year in Paris.  The city on New Year’s Day was …. well, you can read about it on our blog post France, Dec 2011 and Jan 2012.  It was revolting.

My fears turned out to be unfounded.  New York avoided the vomit problem by banning drinking in Times Square.  I’m sure the purpose was to prevent a drunken mob from spiraling out of control, but a nice side effect is that the streets are surprisingly clean this morning.  Sober people don’t make such a mess.

I wanted to see Central Park Zoo because I’ve heard about it my entire life.  The kids wanted to see Central Park Zoo because they like Madagascar.  The zoo is much smaller than I expected, but quite nice and they have a wonderful bird collection.  I could have spent hours in their Tropical habitat (nice bonus, it was warm in there.)l1013091-l

Rules are you can’t touch the birds, but the birds are allowed to touch you.  Here we are trying to convince some ducks that we’ve just love to be petted.  They didn’t oblige.

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Back outside to the sea lions.

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This clock and archway was featured in the movie Madagascar.  It’s one of the only recognizable things from the movie.  What the real zoo lacks are any lions, hippos, giraffes, or zebras.  They have not a single one of the main character animals.  They do have a lot of penguins and lemurs though.

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At the Tisch Children’s Zoo (part of Central Park Zoo but in a different area; a general admission ticket gets you access to both parts) they have domesticated animals kids can feed and touch, as well as some other interactive features designed for little kids.

Or, in the case of our own children, not-so-little kids.

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The kids were so loud for this photo they scared the nearby Patagonian cavies and I had to tell them to be quiet.

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Me feeding an alpaca.  She was my best friend until I ran out of pellets.

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After we explored the zoo, we walked further into Central Park and found the Balto statue. Anyone who has little kids and has seen the movie Balto will be familiar with this one. (Anyone who grew up in Alaska and knows about the Iditarod will know about Balto, too.)   A plaque at the bottom of the statue reads:
Dedicated to the indomitable spirit of the sled dogs that relayed antitoxin six hundred miles over rough ice, across treacherous waters, through Arctic blizzards from Nenana to the relief of stricken Nome in the Winter of 1925.
Endurance · Fidelity · Intelligence

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Pretty view of bridge in Central Park with the Manhattan skyline in the background.

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A little further along we came to Strawberry Fields and the John Lennon memorial.  He was assassinated in front of his apartment very near this section of the park. Lots of people gathered here to pay their respects, and a guy sitting on a bench was playing Lennon songs on an acoustic guitar. (And we got to meet a mini Aussie puppy that looks just like Max!)

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John Lennon’s apartment building, The Dakota.

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Tom’s Restaurant, which most everyone will recognize as the diner as Monk’s Cafe from Seinfeld.  Tom’s Restaurant is a few blocks from Columbia University and Barnard College, where Suzanne Vega studied.  Tom’s was a frequent haunt of hers and she wrote the 1987 song Tom’s Diner about this place.  It’s open really late and has been a hang-out for college students for years.  It’s Upper Manhattan college district’s version of a Denny’s.

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The inside looks nothing like the Seinfeld set.  They serve Greek-inspired diner food — gyros, hamburgers, grilled cheese, fries.

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Isabella is going to be a senior in high school next year and has started thinking seriously about colleges.  Since we were in the vicinity, we walked to Columbia University and poked around a little.  With total annual tuition and board more than $70,000, she will not be attending Columbia, but she was interested in seeing it anyway.  We walked around the campus but on New Year’s Day, not much was open.

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Pictured below is the Biomedical Engineering building.

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The doors were open and we went to the 3rd floor and wandered the halls of the Biomedical Engineering department.  Every door had “biohazard” written on it and heavy-duty locks.  Many labs had emergency showers right outside their doors in the hallway.  The posters show projects different student research teams are working on.  We were all suitably impressed.  Isabella is excited about college and hopes she can find a less expensive school that has a research facility with (almost) this much opportunity.

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The girls want to revisit Koreatown and buy some lip balm at the cute little bookstore/cosmetics counter we saw on our first day.  We decided to walk so we could see things on the way.  One of the things we saw was Tiffany & Co.  We went in, just to say we’d been there.

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….And left with a little treat from their housewares department to start 2017.

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Today was our last full day in New York.  Our flight tomorrow isn’t until 6:00 p.m., so we have the morning to do one more little activity before we leave for the airport at 2:00 p.m. (just to be on the safe side.)

Monday, 02 Jan 2017

We have one final morning to do something fun before we head to the airport this afternoon.  We spent the early hours packing and straightening up the apartment. Once the city began stirring, we went to Katz’s Deli — an old-school delicatessen in SOHO that is probably most famous for the “I’ll have what she’s having!” scene in When Harry Met Sally.

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The sign in the photo above (“Katz’s, that’s all!”) has become one of the deli’s catch-phrases.  It started out as a mistake;  (from their wikipedia entry) the sign maker asked Harry Tarowsky what to say on the deli’s sign, and Harry replied “Katz’s, that’s all”. This was misinterpreted by the sign maker who painted the sign as it stands today on the side of the building.

The interior.

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The deli counter.

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The sign hanging from the ceiling reads:  Where Harry met Sally … hope you have what she had! Enjoy! The table directly below (red arrow) is the one used by Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan for that scene.

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Above Holden’s head: a photo of young Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker with the deli owner on one of their visits.  Katz’s celebrity photos cover the walls of the entire restaurant.

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We ordered the pastrami on rye (what else?!) and shared it amongst Adam, Holden, Josie and I.  Isabella ordered a bowl of chicken soup.  We needed to pace ourselves because all we have on our docket this morning is eating.

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I loved this mural.

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Some less talented street artist’s work.

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Possibly the ugliest chaise lounge I’ve ever seen.  Holden noted, “Not only is it ugly, it also looks uncomfortable and too fragile to sit on.  That’s pretty much everything you don’t want in a piece of furniture.”

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Street scene in Little Italy.

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Our next stop was Caffe Napoli.  The kids ordered hot chocolate, Adam had an espresso, and I had an order of bruschetta.

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Continuing our walk.

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Our last stop was back to Ferrara Bakery for one last dessert.

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Josie weighing the risks/rewards to finishing the entire chocolate mousse cake. She had to yield about 3/4 of the way through.

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Holden ordered the black & white cake this time.

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Cannoli for Adam and I.  Isabella tried the New York cheesecake.  (No photo of that one.)

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Stuffed but happy, we ended our visit to New York on a high note.  This trip had some bumps in it, but overall we had a wonderful family vacation and made a lot of memories.

Until next time!!

 

 

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New York, 23-28 Dec 2016

Friday, 23 Dec 2016

This year we are spending our Christmas break in New York City.  We’ve basically never been to one of the greatest cities in the world even though it’s right in our back yard.  (The flight from Atlanta to NYC is only 1 hour 40 minutes.)

I was here very briefly with my parents in 1986 or so, and Adam has been here a couple of times for business but he hasn’t had time to do anything other than work.

My own memories of New York mostly revolve around how much my dad hated it here.  I distinctly recall that our hotel room cost $122, which he found to be an outrage.  (On that trip through the US, our hotel rooms were usually around $30 per night, for comparison.)  We took the ferry over to see the Statue of Liberty, which was no fun at all.  We spent all afternoon standing in lines, then were informed we’d arrived too late to go up inside Lady Liberty to the crown.  They were gearing up to close, so we had to make do with milling around the base.  It was also the pre-Guiliani days before the city was cleaned up.  The streets were filled with puke and other bodily fluids, garbage and general grotesqueries.

We’re counting on our experience in 2016 to be much better.  We rented an Airbnb apartment on Park Avenue in Midtown, very near the Empire State Building and within walking distance of Central Park, Rockefeller Plaza, and Times Square.  The apartment is very small, but well-located, clean and efficient.  It will be the perfect headquarters for our 2-week stay.

View from our balcony

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The Empire State Building

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The only item on Josie’s list of things to do in New York was to go ice skating.  The weather was fantastic today so we decided to make the skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza our opening activity.

The famous Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.

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Our kids only have the opportunity to ice skate on our Christmas vacations, so they’ve been a grand total of three times.  They are not good at it but that doesn’t stop it being fun!

Isabella and Holden spent most of their time hugging the walls.

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Holden thrilled to be upright and not using something/someone for stabilization.

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And then it’s back to the wall.

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Josie was a lot more adventurous.  She started to get the hang of it by the time our 40 minutes were over.  In the picture below, I’m the slightly taller red coat (with hat) and Josie is right behind me, also in a red coat.

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Isabella ventured off the wall near the end.

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After ice skating, we headed around the side of the building to the NBC Studios entrance.  We went inside (they give studio tours) and poked around for a little while, but decided against taking the tour.  Rockefeller Plaza is surprisingly dark and gloomy inside.

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The kids standing outside, waiting for Adam and I to decide where to go next.

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A hot dog cart, of course!  I’ve been watching 30 Rock on Netflix lately and I wanted to get a hot dog from a cart in front of Rockefeller Plaza, just like Liz Lemon.  They are quite good and, at $5 each, probably the cheapest food available in New York outside of a grocery store.  It was only 10:30 a.m., so we bought two hot dogs and two pretzels to share amongst the 5 of us, just as a snack.

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Radio City Music Hall is right across the street.

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We happened by a UNIQLO store and decided to do a bit of shopping.  The sweaters  Isabella and I bought in Chicago last month quickly became favorites, so we wanted to pick up a couple more. At $15 each, they are a great bargain.

Self-portrait of Adam in the mirror above the escalator.  (Holden waving with white glove, Josie in red jacket, Isabella’s face visible behind Holden’s head.)

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On to Central Park.  We just visited the entrance today.  We’ll go back on another day to really explore and go to the zoo.  The kids wanted to take a rock-climbing break from walking around the city.

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Josie was more adventurous than the other two on the ice rink, and way less so on the rocks.

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Isabella taking a photo of Josie with the city in the background for Josie to text to her friends.

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Holden photobombing.

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Lunch in Koreatown.  We ate at a place called Shilla.  It was good, but our general consensus (so far) is that Korean food is a lot like Japanese food, but not quite as good.  We’ve only eaten one meal though, so we’ll give it another chance or two in case it’s the sort of cuisine that needs to grow on you.

I’d never heard of Koreatown, but a quick internet search informed us that Koreatown has the second-largest population of ethnic Koreans outside of Korea.  (I think the largest is in LA.) It really is like stepping briefly into a foreign country.

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A little books & make-up shop near the restaurant.  That seems like a strange combo, but there it was nonetheless.  They have some very strange lotions and facial care products in here.  One was called “Snail Repair Cream.”  I looked it up when I got back to the apartment, and YES, the active ingredient is the slime from a sea snail.  It’s supposed to do wonderful things for your skin, but ew.  The snails produce slime when they are stressed, so I have a vision of tanks of poor snails being tortured and essentially living in hell to keep them producing slime, like a horrifying real-life version of the monsters on Monster’s Inc. scaring kids to collect screams to power their city.  I shan’t be buying any.

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On the way back to the apartment, we stopped at a Best Buy and Adam bought an Xbox One.  He wanted one anyway, and decided to buy it here so he and Holden could play games when they get up hours and hours before the girls do (and way before anything else in the city is open.)  An added bonus is that we can now access our Netflix account.  We went home after the late lunch and he set it up.  Then we had wine time and a little dinner in the apartment.  (Restaurants in general — and especially in big cities — are expensive, so we only eat out once per day, almost always at lunch.  We loaded up on food at a Trader Joe’s near the apartment for the rest of our meals.)

A word about Trader Joe’s:  it’s cheap.  They have a sign on the wall saying they have the same prices in all of their Trader Joe’s locations across the country, so people in New York don’t have to pay extra based on location.  I don’t know how they sell food this cheaply; I pay more at the Publix by our house in Georgia for most things.  We are shocked at how low the prices for nutritious food are.

After dinner and a movie (our annual viewing of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation) we went back out to see the lights at Times Square now that it was dark.

We passed through Koreatown again on our way.  This BBQ place had a line out the door, so we’re going to try it for lunch one of these days.  It must be really good.

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Times Square!

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Mounted police in front of the Times Square police station.

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We ducked into Grand Central Station on the way home, just to see it.

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We went across the street to Pershing Square Cafe, located underneath a bridge.  We shared a couple of warm brownie sundaes to cap off our evening.  (No photos.)

We walked a total of 12.2 miles today, not including the ice skating.  Time for bed!

Saturday, 24 Dec 2016 — Christmas Eve 

Today it is raining, which makes it a good day for a nice indoor activity like a museum.  We got an Uber and arrived at the Metropolitan Museum of Art (The Met) only to see an enormous, winding line snaking way out down the sidewalk.  We took one look at it and said, “Nope.” It’s the Louvre all over again.

We all huddled under an awning while Adam got on his phone to find something else to do.  The Guggenheim would be open in one hour, so we headed over in that general direction on foot and poked into a few shops to kill time.  Dean & Deluca (pictured below) had some loose-leaf tea I like, so I at least was able to cross that off my grocery list for the day.

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The Guggenheim building is weird.  I am not a fan.  The quality of light seemed a little bluish/harsh and the white was too stark and sterile.

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A few paintings in the Kandinsky collection.  These stood out because they have actual color in them.

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The kids, who don’t generally like art museums much anyway, were really bored in this one.  The visiting art collection was boring (in our opinion) — a series of paintings by a lady called Agnes Martin.  She went in for a “minimalist” approach, which translated to a bunch of huge canvasses with nearly nothing on them.  Every single one looked like a wallpaper sample aimed at people who want a neutral interior, a la “white on white” and beige popular in the 1980s .  If you look closely at the photo below, you can see a couple of her works — you can sort of make out the square edges. The paintings themselves are almost exactly the same color as the white walls.

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Standing outside the Guggenheim trying to determine if the rain has slackened enough that we can walk to the Neue Gallerie down the street.

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The Neue Galerie New York is small and doesn’t have a very big collection, but they have a lot of works by Klimt, with the most famous piece being “Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I” (aka “Woman in Gold”).  We don’t have any photos because they had a strict no-photography policy.  We enjoyed The Neue Galerie a lot more than we did the Guggenheim.

Now off in another Uber to Chinatown for lunch.  We chose the Nom Wah Tea Parlor, one of the oldest dim sum restaurants in New York.

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Even in an off-hour for lunch, the place was packed.  The ordering process is to mark off numbers on a list (as in, “#4″ or #32”) and each dish is brought to your table as it’s ready.  The plates are small and around $4.50 each, so you can order a lot of different things for the table.  That way everyone gets to try everything.

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This shop (pictured below) is the oldest store in Chinatown.  They sell porcelain.  I bought a couple of tiny wine cups.  They probably hold about 2 teaspoons each, so I’m not sure what kind of wine one would serve in them.  I intend to use them for soy sauce.

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Another shop was packed with all sorts of odds and ends, including a huge jade penis statue.  The kids giggled over that one.

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Across the street is a store with imported items from Nepal.  I bought a blanket/shawl made of Yak hair, although the tag on it said “made in Tibet.”

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Chinatown abruptly ends and turns into Little Italy.  Josie pointed out that while Chinatown had zero Christmas decorations, across the street Little Italy was lit up like nobody’s business.

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Dessert in Ferrara, one of the oldest bakeries/cafes in New York.  They opened their doors in 1892.  We were seated upstairs and had what is possibly one of the best desserts we’ve ever tasted.

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Adam and I both had a cannolo Siciliano.  Josie and Holden chose Chocolate Truffle Cake “Death by Chocolate” and Isabella opted for White Chocolate Raspberry Ribbon cake.  The kids also each had a scoop of vanilla gelato.

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People lined up downstairs in the bakery portion, buying treats to take home for Christmas Eve.

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Across the street is Alleva, the oldest cheese store in America.  We bought half a pound of artisanal cheese to take home for wine time.

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Sunday, 25 Dec 2016 — Christmas Day

Our Christmas day is off to a rotten start.  Josie woke up at 2:43 a.m. vomiting and continued to be sick all night long and well into the day.  She’s being a real trooper about it, but it did put a damper on the Christmas stocking celebration.  Adam put together Xmas socks back at home and brought them in his suitcase, so Santa could deliver a little something to the kids here in New York.  Ever since we started traveling for Christmas, we don’t do gifts.  The socks are pretty much the whole shebang.  “Santa” couldn’t put the socks out last night because Josie was camped out on the living room couch so she could be near the bathroom.

It’s now nearly 10:00 a.m. and we’re very thankful we bought the Xbox here rather than waiting until we got back home.  Josie is laying on the couch playing Battlefield One with Adam, trying valiantly to get her mind off her bad tummy.  She also used it to watch Netflix cartoons all night while she couldn’t sleep.

By 11:00 a.m., Josie thinks the only food that sounds remotely appetizing is watermelon and maybe some Gatorade, neither of which we have.  Adam and I set out to find a grocery store open on Christmas day so we could take care of our baby.  The one the internet said was open today turned out not to be (big disappointment) so we returned to the apartment and had to break the news to Josie that we had failed in our mission.  She was so gracious about it that we felt even worse, so headed back out — this time to Koreatown, hoping that a Korean market would be open.

As it turned out, the nearly-deserted streets of midtown Manhattan gave way to a bustling mob in Koreatown.  Not only was everything open, it’s seems to be where everyone in the midtown area went for lunch.  We found a Korean grocery store that carried watermelon and also bought a bag of rice and some eggs.  We returned home victorious and the watermelon actually seemed to help Josie feel a little better.

For lunch, Adam, Holden, Isabella and I went back to Koreatown to try the Korean BBQ joint we spotted the other day.  It was packed … Adam stood in line for 5 minutes or so to get to the front of the line, only to be told it would be at least another 30 minutes before we were to be seated.

Photo below:  handmade dumplings.

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We ditched the Korean BBQ idea and headed in the other direction to find the Italian restaurant, Vizzo, where we ate dinner on our first night.  On the way Adam snapped a couple of pics:

The sign reads “Jews for Jesus:  Who Says You Have to Choose?  They’re Both Jewish”  We’re not sure what exactly this is, but apparently it’s a thing.

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If strange amalgams of mainstream religions aren’t your cup of tea, you can go across the street and consult a psychic for $10.

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Back to the apartment to check on Josie and hang out for a little while.  This is an interior shot of our dining area-slash-kitchen.  The balcony above is Holden’s room.  It’s actually a lot more private than you’d expect and he’s thrilled not to have to share a room with his sisters.

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The four of us headed back out for a brief afternoon walk after Josie asked us all to leave.  (“I feel better when the apartment is really quiet.”)  We walked over to see the Flatiron Building.  The city was way more crowded at 3:00 p.m. than it was earlier in the day.  Most of the stores along Broadway were open, as well.

Isabella and Holden posing …

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… which led to a “king of the hill” situation on the big rock …

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… and Holden emerged victorious. Isabella’s response to losing:  “You cheated by being bigger and stronger than me.”  Holden:  “YEP.”

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Once again we are near the Empire State Building.  We keep intending to go inside, but still haven’t found a convenient time.  It was around now that Josie texted “I’m feeling really horrible” and we knew it was time to head home.

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Christmas evening we ate leftover pizza while Josie nibbled on watermelon bits and drank Gatorade.  We didn’t feel up to watching a movie that required much attention, so we just watched several episodes of 30 Rock instead, and headed to bed around 8:00 p.m.  Hopefully tomorrow Josie will feel better.  We have tickets to see The Lion King that we bought months ago and can’t change.

Monday, 26 Dec 2016

6:00 a.m.  Day 2 of our big disappointment begins.  Josie is feeling much better, but now Isabella is down for the count.  She is devastated because she wanted to see The Lion King more than the rest of us combined. After her first puke at 6:00 a.m., she emerged from the bathroom and announced, “I’ll be better by this afternoon.  I’m still going to The Lion King today.”   I looked into changing the tickets for another day but it isn’t possible.

10:17 a.m.  She’s now on puke #7 and has given up all hope of making a 2:00 p.m. showing.  We’re really feeling the pinch in only having one bathroom, too.  Thankfully the grocery stores are all open again today.  Adam and I were able to load up on more Gatorade, disinfectant spray and disinfectant wipes, toilet paper, ginger ale, and (for some reason that I don’t really understand) watermelon.  Who eats watermelon when they are sick?  My kids do, I guess.  It’s the only thing they want.

It’s pretty clear we’re dealing with a virus now and not random food poisoning.  Josie’s been blaming some sushi she ate from Trader Joe’s and went so far as to declare she was off sushi for the rest of her life.  Now she has to grudgingly admit that the sushi was probably innocent and that the poor people of Trader Joe’s didn’t deserve the curses she put on them.

I disinfected the entire apartment, although it’s probably way too late.  Adam, Holden and I will just have to wait and see what the future has in store for us.  Either our immune systems will fight off the virus, or we will join Isabella in the bathroom.  I think our fates are sealed one way or the other by this point.

In the meantime, Josie is starving after not eating anything but a few pieces of watermelon yesterday.  She wants to go to that Korean BBQ place we tried to go to yesterday without her, but then skipped when the wait was too long.  The short duration of her illness (roughly 24 hours) is at least a small comfort.

12:28 p.m.  We didn’t feel like walking back to Koreatown, so we went to a Greek place near our apartment.  Adam and I loved it, Holden hated it, and Josie suddenly started feeling a little green around the gills after her first bite.  The food was a bit too flavorful and rich for her delicate stomach.  I tried to get her to stay home and eat bland foods instead (banana, rice, watermelon, a bagel, maybe a hard-boiled egg) but she wanted something fancier.  That turned out to be a mistake, but luckily a small one.  We had her food boxed up to bring home and someone else can eat it for dinner.

Meanwhile, Isabella is significantly sicker than Josie was yesterday.  We walked into the apartment after lunch to the sound of retching.  She no longer has the energy to make it to the bathroom and is instead laying in bed with a large saucepan.  She said she was feeling slightly better while we were gone and ate one piece of watermelon and one strawberry, then almost instantly regretted it.  She’s back on Gatorade and ginger ale.

1:00 p.m.  We leave for The Lion King.  Josie was feeling a bit sick and decided to stay home.  When Holden, Adam and I got to the street, she texted us that she changed her mind and wanted to come after all.

4:30 p.m. The Lion King was fantastic.

8:00 p.m.  Holden is now sick.

11:29 p.m.  Adam is now sick.

11:43 p.m.  Josie is sick again.  We are in hell and it only has one bathroom.

Tuesday 27 Dec 2016

Final score:  Virus 5, Mayses 0.  I got sick in the wee hours of the morning.  Today was spent with all of us trying to fall asleep in between mad dashes to the bathroom.  Misery.

Adam had to cancel a business meeting set for this morning and reschedule it for Thursday.  With all these lost days, we are running out of time to do everything on our list.

On the bright side, there is a deli across the street that serves several different kinds of soup.  All five of us are on a liquid diet.

Wednesday 28 Dec 2016

Today the world is looking a little brighter.  Our original plan was to visit the Statue of Liberty today, but we decided that was a bit ambitious and we should probably stay within walking distance of the apartment.  We also figured it would be prudent to do things that were free in case we needed to leave in a hurry.

Holden getting ready to leave the apartment for the first time in two days.

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The famous New York Library is near our place.  You can almost feel the excitement of the kids.

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Outside in the library’s courtyard.  Adam calls this one “Sleeping Man, Sleeping Pigeon.”

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Bryant Park is around the corner from the library.  They have a winter market set up here similar to the ones in Vienna.  This is the other ice skating venue in the city and it was really crowded today.

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People in line to skate.  It doesn’t even look like a line.

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Isabella and Josie checking out one of the jewelry stalls.

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This shop (below) specialized in items hand carved out of tagua nuts from a type of palm tree found in Ecuador.  The seeds are known as “vegetable ivory.”  It really does look like ivory or bone.  I bought a little hummingbird.

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Josie loved this curved building and asked Adam to get a photo of it.

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The Chrysler building. We entered the lobby, which is art deco gorgeous, but couldn’t go any further without an ID badge.  They don’t want looky-loos traipsing through their building.

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The kids are fascinated with how many steam grates there are in New York.  This one was undergoing repairs.

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We walked by Grand Central Station again…

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… and eventually ended up by the UN.  This place is heavily guarded and nobody is getting in without proper credentials.  They do have tours for the public down on one end, but the line was long and we were tired and hungry.

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We thought there would be a nice selection of international restaurants near the UN, but there wasn’t.  Instead we saw this …

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… so we hiked back to Madison Ave to find a decent place to get some more chicken soup.

(Below) In front of UNIQLO.  They had a fire scare that turned out to be a false alarm.  The firemen then let little kids sit on the front of the fire truck to get their pictures taken.

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It’s hard to see in the photo below, but if you look closely you can see the lit-up cougars on the Cartier building.  It was really pretty.

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This sculpture is one of the establishing shots used in the show 30 Rock, so we felt compelled to copy it.

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We walked a total of 8.2 miles today.  It feels like a major victory after the past few days.

The second half of our trip will be continued in the next post.  Hopefully it will not contain any illnesses.  Fingers crossed!

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Chicago, 19-24 Nov 2016

Saturday, 19 Nov 2016

This week we’re in Chicago – our first time back as a family since we moved away in 2004. (It’s Josie’s first time ever.)

We had some airline miles to burn and nothing planned for Thanksgiving, so we thought it would be fun to find a condo downtown and be good Chicago tourists.

We’re staying in a highrise one block off of Michigan Avenue, 11th floor. Everything you could need is a short walk outside the front door.

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We got in this afternoon and had just enough time to get unpacked, get some groceries and then head out at night for Chicago’s annual Magnificent Mile Lights Festival and parade.

By the time we got to the parade route, the streets were packed with people and the route was lined with crowds 6 people deep. The kids couldn’t see much of the parade so we didn’t spend too much time out in the 32 degree weather.

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After missing most of the parade, the kids consoled themselves with hot chocolates. This little shop is called Leonidas Chocolate Cafe and is right around the corner from our apartment.  They are a Chicago business and only have 3 locations — all in the greater Chicago area.  (The other two are in Evanston and Northbrook.)

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Sunday, 20 Nov 2016

Today we visited the Field Museum – Chicago’s natural history and science center.

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Holden checking his phone inside a simulated pre-Jurassic jungle.

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Checking out the viscosity of the La Brea tar.

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This afternoon we walked down Michigan Avenue, did some shopping and sightseeing and bought more groceries for a night in.

It’s COLD here.

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This restaurant, right across the street from our apartment, specializes in soup.  This place was a big hit with the kids.  Holden:  “The older I get, the more I appreciate a really good soup.”

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Trump tower, off to the right.  That bridge below it was full of protesters.

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Monday, 21 Nov 2016

Today we headed out to walk around the city and see what we ran into.

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Inside the Hershey’s store.  They want a lot of money for their goodies here. We didn’t buy anything.

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At the Daley Plaza Christkindlmarket… reminded us a lot of the booths and fun we had last year in Vienna.  Holden got a bratwurst.

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Looking over the wide variety of Christmas tree ornaments.

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They even had souvenir mugs of hot spiced wine.

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City shots.

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Dylan’s Candy Bar, another very high-priced candy store.  We didn’t buy anything here, either.

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Approaching Navy Pier

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Tuesday, 22 Nov 2016

At the Art Institute – Isabella listening in on a college lecture about Seurat.  l1012685-x2

Josie getting her own excellent training (below).

From the Art Institute of Chicago’s website:  “Van Gogh painted his first Bedroom just after moving into his beloved “Yellow House” in Arles, France, in 1888. He was so enamored with the work, now in the collection of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, that after water damage threatened its stability, he became determined to preserve the composition by painting a second version while at an asylum in Saint-Rémy in 1889. Identical in scale and yet distinct from the original, that second work is now one of the icons of the Art Institute’s permanent collection. Van Gogh created a smaller third version, now at the Musée d’Orsay in Paris, as a gift for his mother and sister a few weeks after making the second. While the three paintings at first appear almost identical, when examined closely, each reveals distinct and unique details.”

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Me telling Josie everything I could remember about Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.  He was one messed up dude.

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Holden and Josie studying Monet’s hay stacks.

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Family self portrait at the Cloud Gate

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They have ice skating … we plan to head over for our own turn at skating tomorrow if the weather is decent.

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Free piano performance at the old Chicago Library (now the Chicago Cultural Center) – sitting under the largest Tiffany glass artwork (a dome) in the world.  Isabella wanted to sit here for awhile and listen to the pianist.

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The panes are modeled on fish scales and the center contains all the signs of the zodiac.

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All of the light fixtures are also by Tiffany.

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It’s cold out — even the pigeons are all fluffed up and conserving energy.

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Sampling Chicago deep dish and meatball subs at Giordano’s.

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We had such a wonderful time in Chicago!  It was just a short visit, but it’s got us all excited about New York for Christmas break.  Only three more weeks!

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Blues Tour, Sept 2016

Monday, 26 Sept 2016

This week is the kids’ first fall break and we wanted to do something fairly close to home.  We had a really good time in Memphis a year ago with Rita and Randy, so we got together with them again and are doing a Blues Tour, Part 2.

Adam chose Clarksdale, Mississippi, as our starting point because it is “ground zero” for the birthplace of the blues.  It’s in the middle of the Mississippi Delta with cotton fields as far as the eye can see.

Our first lodgings of the trip are in a unique hotel called Shack Up Inn.  It’s on the old Hopson cotton plantation and the rooms are old sharecropper’s cabins that have been renovated just enough to meet modern needs (running water, electricity, wifi) but otherwise have been left largely as they were when sharecroppers lived in them.

Shack Up Inn has a bar and is also a music venue … they have a “no under 25” policy because they had trouble with kids in the past.  We talked to the owner and he made an exception for us:  he said they initially had to institute the policy because none of the shacks have TVs, so kids would wake up early in the morning and go outside to play in the cotton fields.  Their laughter and shrieks from having so much fun bothered the older folks who “may have stayed up a little later than normal and are laying in bed with a headache in the morning.” (Presumably the 21-24 age group annoyed people with a different type of antics.)  Adam was able to convince the owner that our kids would be quiet and not bother anyone, plus we were staying on Monday and Tuesday nights, which typically are quieter.  The real parties happen on the weekends.  I highly recommend staying here, but if you have children be aware that you must get permission first, before you make the reservation.

Hopson Plantation (from their website)  In 1935 the Hopson Plantation began a monumental changeover to become one of the first completely mechanized cotton operations in the world. In the fall of 1944, International Harvester introduced the first cotton picker on the Hopson farm making it the first in the world to grow and harvest a commercial acreage of cotton produced completely by mechanical methods.

Since we have such a large group (7, including Rita and Randy) we had to stay in two separate houses.  We Mayses stayed in the Rich House: “This spacious 3-bedroom, 2-bath (1 with a shower, 1 with a claw-foot tub) house was built in 1883 in Rich, Miss., for the attorney attending to the new railroad construction. The wraparound porch completes the shack-lurious experience. This shack is pet friendly.”  (Note: some of the units are pet friendly and others are not.  They specify for each unit on their website.)

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The dining room

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Rita and Randy are staying in the shorter grain bin (you can see Holden in the doorway)

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More shots of the interior of Rich House:

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Some shots around the compound:

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Rita had a tractor exactly like this one when she was a girl.

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One of the cabins.

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Cotton fields all around us.

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The stage area adjacent to the lobby at Shack Up Inn.

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Josie eating yogurt on the front porch.

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We spent almost the entire evening sitting on the front porch.  The interior of the house, although it does have electricity, is very dark and not well-lit.  (They have old timey light fixtures.)  We all suddenly understood why people used to hang out on the porches — inside is rather gloomy and, as Holden noted, without TV or good internet connections, there is absolutely nothing to do in there.  “It makes you want to go out and see the world and do stuff,” he said.

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Before we lost the evening light, Adam, Rita, Randy and Isabella went on one last photography walk.  Isabella wanted to lay across the rail road tracks like in the old cartoons.

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Tuesday, 27 Sept 2016

Clarksdale, Mississippi

Adam got up early to take some photos of the grounds in the morning light.

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I love the Shack Up Inn’s posted rules, especially the last one:  Be nice or leave. l1012234-x2 l1012236-x2

This bird nest was built on the light fixture on the front porch of The Rich House.  It’s made out of cotton from the fields. l1012242-x2

Holden and I went cotton picking this morning.  I wanted to collect a little bit with the idea of carding it to get the seeds out, spinning some homemade yarn and crocheting a hot pad or some other small kitchen item, just to see what it’s like to make something totally from scratch.  Holden came out to help me.

I loved listening to him talk; he noted that some of the cotton bolls had four segments and others had five, which lead to a speculative conversation about plant genetics.  He figured since some plants had 5-segment bolls and other plants had 4-segment bolls, one must be a recessive gene.  Since the 4-segmenters seemed more common, he figured the 5ers must be recessive.  Then he became aware of how tedious it would be to pick the entire field and the conversation turned to how depressing it would be to live a sharecropper’s life of toil.l1012244-x2

After breakfast, we headed to the B.B. King Museum in Indianola, about 45 miles from Clarksdale.

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One of B.B. King’s first entertainment jobs was as a radio DJ.  One of his duties was performing advertising jingles on air.  He became the spokesperson (before that was really a “thing”) for Pep Ti Kon tonic.  It’s supposed to cure whatever ails you, with it’s main ingredient being 10% alcohol.  It was quite popular.

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All of his guitars were named Lucille.

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The Mississippi Delta has some swampy areas in between the cotton fields. l1012261-x2

Back in Clarksdale during the afternoon, we stopped by a local gallery called Cat Head Delta Blues & Folk Art.  The proprietor told us that just across the street was the Ground Zero Blues Club, jointly owned by Morgan Freeman and Bill Luckett, the Mayor of Clarksdale.  They are normally closed on Tuesday nights, but were going to be open for a special engagement and recommended we check it out this evening.

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Rita (far left) waiting for the musicians to begin.  Mr. Luckett was talking to the group who rented out the venue for the evening, telling them that Ground Zero was rated the #1 Blues club in America.  #2 was a place across the street.  Blues musicians from all over come to play here.

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Since it was a private event (and they were generous enough to let in party crashers like us), we were allowed to bring the kids.  Adam looked up the club online and discovered they don’t allow children, so we headed out without them thinking that we’d pick them up later to see another band playing in a different venue that did allow kids.  When we got to Ground Zero, on a whim I asked the guy working the door if we could bring our kids (expecting him to say no) but was delighted when he enthusiastically said, “Yeah!!  Bring ’em!!”  Adam and I left Rita and Randy to secure a table, and we raced back to the plantation to get the kids.  I am so glad we did, as this evening was so special it will probably be remembered as the highlight of the entire trip.

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The musical act this evening was Super Chikan and The Fighting Cocks.  l1012271-x2 l1012280-x2 l1012292-xl

James “Super Chikan” Johnson’s uncle was Robert Johnson, he of the old fable of the blues man who sold his soul to the devil at the Crossroads.

Two of Super Chikan’s younger brothers were at the concert.  One of them spent almost the entire 30 minute break between sets talking with us.  He told us all about their childhoods.  Super Chikan was the first of 11 kids, and that his mom was 14 when he was born.  The brother (I never caught his name) was a born story teller and entertained us with tales from his childhood.  Some of the things he said didn’t exactly match up with details given by Super Chikan himself in online interviews [like this one] I read afterwards (for example, by Super Chiken’s accounts, his mom was 16 when he was born, not 14) and the stories about how the name Super Chikan came about varied, but everything he said was entertaining.

According to the brother, Super Chikan got his name from his mom sending him out at 9 years old to catch chickens in the yard for supper.  He had such lightning fast hands he could snatch chickens better than anyone else, so she started calling him Super Chicken and the name stuck.

“My mom was Native American,” he said.  “She had long, straight hair that hung down to here (pointing at his hips).  That’s where I got my pointy nose and wide cheekbones.”

I asked him if any of his other siblings went into music.  “Nah. Each of us has our own thing.  I love hunting and the outdoors, horseback riding and catching bullfrogs.  I got that love of nature and hunting from my Indian blood I suppose.  My brother over there [the other brother in attendance] dances.  He’s a much better dancer than I am.  It’s in his soul.”

They grew up in tiny cabin much like the ones at Shack Up Inn.  “All of us sleeping in one room, littlest kids on the floor.  Mama had a stick she put the end of in the fire to get it good and hot, then said “Everybody get in bed!”  If you didn’t get in bed fast enough, she poked you with the hot stick.  I tell you, we learned to go to bed!  And if you wiggled too much, you got kicked out to go sleep on the roof.  So we tried hard to lay real still.”

“When Chikan was a little boy, he made guitars and instruments out of anything he could find. I told him, “You crazy, making all those guitars out of garbage!” but he wouldn’t stop and it turned out good for him.”

“I love people, I just love people,” he said.  I believed him.  Over the course of the evening, he made his way through the room introducing himself and talking to each and every person in attendance, and seemed to be thoroughly enjoying it.

The black and white photos are all by Randy — he has a fantastic lens for taking photos in low light.

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Wednesday, 28 Sept 2016

Memphis, Tennessee

Before heading out of Clarksdale, we visited the Delta Blues Museum.  That was really worth seeing but they have a strict no-photos policy so we don’t have any pictures of it.

Our next stop was Memphis.  We did this town almost exactly one year ago, so it was interesting to visit a couple new places and revisit a couple other places, like the B.B. King restaurant.

Our first stop was lunch, Huey’s.  It’s a fantastic burger joint with great food.  They have a tradition of people blowing their hamburger toothpicks through a straw into the ceiling.  A couple times a year, they take all the toothpicks down and hold a contest to see who comes the closest to the actual number.  The winner get a prize, and all other proceeds go to the Memphis Zoo … so far, over $80,000 has been donated.

Holden felt the need to contribute to the zoo.  It only took him 3 tries to lodge his toothpick in the ceiling.  His sisters mocked and trash-talked him through all three tries, so when he emerged victorious he felt as though he’d won a major battle.  Score one for manliness and perseverance!

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We had some time to kill in the afternoon, so we walked down along the river to the pyramid – now a Bass Pro Shops. The place is enormous and worth visiting once.

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Inside the pyramid – it’s a complete town. You could spend an entire day looking all over the sporting displays, eating in the restaurants and shopping for clothes. They even have a hotel and elevator that takes you to the top for aerial views.

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The elevator that takes you to the top of the pyramid, for a mere $10 per person.  That was too rich for our blood considering there were 5 of us, but Rita and Randy decided it was worth the outlay.  Randy said the views of Memphis from the top were OK, but the real treat was the views of the interior of the pyramid from the elevator.  He’s never seen anything quite like it.

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The Cotton Exchange building – where we’re staying on this visit.

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Josie wanted this picture because of the artist painting pigs on the display window.

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Beale Street – overrun with motorcycles tonight. They have bike gatherings on Beale once per month.

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People try to out-weird each other so everyone will want to take photos.  This guy was one of the weirdest and got a lot of attention.  Bikini Skeleton was a pretty big hit …

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… until everyone saw Chihuahua Daddy.  Then he was the biggest hit.  Nobody else stood a chance.

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Randy walking down Beale for that next, perfect photo opportunity.

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At the B.B. King Blues club – the opening act “Memphis Jones”.

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We were seated in the upstairs section right next to the sound booth.

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The main event, blues legend Preston Shannon.  (All b&w photos are Randy Kelley’s.)

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Bella and Holden, having a marvelous time. 14500545_10153836807455334_4452009359380628997_o

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The headlining act this evening is blues legend Preston Shannon.

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Bella and Holden joining in.  They knew some of the songs and were able to sing along.

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Preston Shannon …

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and his bass player, who was also phenomenal.

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The gang eating, drinking and enjoying Memphis blues at its best.

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Thursday, 30 Sept 2016

Nashville, Tennessee

Adam:  This morning, we left Memphis and drove to Nashville – about 4 hours away.
After getting checked into our house and settling down to check emails and take some naps, we headed out in the evening for some fun.

We started by visiting a couple of vintage guitar and musical instrument stores. I’ve heard before that Nashville is great for used equipment – lots of broken dreams and abandoned careers keep the used market hopping.  Brenda found an antique store along the way that provided some entertainment for most of the others in the group.

We then headed down for dinner to Lower Broadway in Nashville – a renowned area of clubs and bars that all offer live country music acts.

After dinner, we walked over to the Ryman Auditorium – the “Mother Church” of country music and host to the original Grand Ole Opry House.

Tonights guests included Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers, Jimmy Fortune (Statler Brothers), and a couple of acts I didn’t know. They closed with Charlie Daniels and His Band. He’s 80 years old and he rocked the place – woke everyone up after an hour and a half of slower country tunes. Even Isabella is a convert after seeing him jam on guitar and wail away on his fiddle to fast beat swamp music.

People getting ready to have some fun tonight.

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Holden checking his game stats after lunch.

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Walking to the Ryman Auditorium.

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Isabella and Brenda up top, walking along the row of stained glass windows at the Ryman – it was once the Union Gospel Tabernacle.

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Larry Gatlin & his brothers.

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Charlie Daniels playing his fiddle.

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Packed streets after the show. Took us awhile to get back to the truck.

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Friday, 31 Sept 2016

Our final day of travel play.  We visited Andrew Jackson’s Hermitage and the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum.

We started the day with breakfast at Sky Blue Cafe.  It was highly recommended by The Internet, and with good reason.  The food was the best we’ve had on the trip.  They offer some unique breakfast dishes — I had the Tuscan 2.0 (two eggs over easy on toasted French bread, topped with pesto, tomato, garlic, chiles, melted parmesan cheese & a drizzle of olive oil.)  It had a spicy kick to it and was fantastic.

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Stuffed to the gills and happy about it, we headed over to The Hermitage, Andrew Jackson’s plantation.

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The kids waiting to get into the main Hermitage house for a guided tour.

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Restored slave cabins.

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The Hermitage is well worth seeing (we were here two years ago, as well) but you don’t come out of this museum with a very good feeling about Andrew Jackson.  He was a quite awful human being.  I assume at this particular museum they even had a vested interest in portraying him in the best possible light, and he still came across as a hot-headed, violent, stubborn man who pouted and sulked whenever he didn’t get his way.  His go-to solution to conflict, in way too many cases, was to “use force if necessary” (and he seemed to think it was necessary most of the time.)

There were many references to his chronic ill health throughout the museum, with much of his suffering stemming from a bullet lodged in his chest.  I assumed he was shot in a battle, but if you keep reading you finally find the reason, which is rather hidden away in a bunch of text in the middle of the museum:  he was shot in a duel over a horse race.  He killed the other guy. Even under the more violent standards of manliness back then, people in his own time considered him too hair-trigger and easily offended.  He was in a lot of bar fights.   They also indicate (very diplomatically and discretely) that he was abusive to his slaves and liked physical punishments when people didn’t please him.  He was also a champion holder of grudges.

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Carl Perkin’s blue suede shoes.

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In the Taylor Swift portion of the museum, they have a sound booth where people can try out singing and see what it’s like to record a song.  (You can hear yourself through the headphones, but as far as I could tell, there is no  actual recording going on.)

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Thus ends our Blues Tour Part 2.  Early tomorrow morning we head back home.

Until next time!

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New Orleans, Sept 3-4, 2016

03 Sept 2016 (Saturday)

We went to New Orleans for the Labor Day weekend. We hadn’t planned to go anywhere, but hurricane Hermine scared people out of making travel plans near the coast and New Orleans (which was not on the path but people were freaked anyway) had super cheap hotel rooms as a result. We threw Max and the kids in the car and headed out rather on a whim. The weather over there wasn’t the best — it rained pretty hard in the late afternoons, but the mornings were quite nice.

In a turn of events that thrilled me to my bones, we ended up buying four paintings at Jackson Square. Years ago, I bought a watercolor by a guy called Michael Smiroldo that is one of my favorites, but each time we’ve been back to New Orleans since that first visit, he hasn’t been there. I figured he retired, or moved, or started selling through a gallery or something. Anyway, he was THERE this time!! He said he was only there this weekend because he was back in NO visiting his kids for the long weekend. He showed up at Jackson Square in the mornings before the rains came.

We bought two paintings from him (an acrylic on canvas and another watercolor) and one painting each from two other artists. (I feel like running into Smiroldo the one time he was there was like winning the lottery!)

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Hanging out at one of the covered outdoor cafes to wait out a mini rainstorm. Beignets and lots of water.

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We circled Jackson Square numerous times hunting for paintings.

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Once the rain chased away all the outdoor artists, we headed into the city to explore the galleries and antiques shops.

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Kids waiting with Max outside one of the galleries.

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Adam purchased an etching by Knute Heldner in one of the galleries.

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04 Sept 2016 (Sunday)

Sunday morning, back at Jackson Square.  We bought a painting from the grouping you can see here on the fence.  (Middle row, second from end.)

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The artist, Gustavo Trujillo, showing us Pirate Alley, the location depicted in the painting.

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We bought a painting from this guy, too, but I never caught his name. The weather was starting to turn ugly at this point and we didn’t feel like we had much time for chatting.

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St. Louis Cathedral in Jackson Square.

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We got caught in a downpour on our walk back to the hotel and had to stand in a shop window alcove to keep our paintings dry.  Even with umbrellas, we managed to get thoroughly soaked. But the art has made it home dry and ready for framing.

New Orleans never fails for lots of good food and great atmosphere.

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Addendum:  Sept 8, back home and (mostly) framed.

The Michael Smiroldo acrylic on canvas.

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Smiroldo watercolor.

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Gustavo Trujillo, oil on canvas of Pirate Alley.  He said to wait 4 months before framing so the oils could properly cure.

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Small acrylic on canvas (sadly, I didn’t get the artist’s name.)  St. Louis Cathedral in the background.

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Additional painting of New Orleans:  We bought this one from an artist called Kamal Givian when we came through NO for just one afternoon earlier this summer (May 25) on our way to San Diego.  This painting also depicts St Louis Cathedral.

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2016-05, Renaissance Festival, GA

Saturday, 07 May 2016

We made our biannual visit to the Georgia Renaissance Festival held in Fairburn, GA.  The festival opens on weekends mid-April and runs through early June each year.  (More information here.)  We always intend to go every year, but for some reason we only seem to make it every other year.  Our last visit was in 2014.

This time each of our kids wanted to bring a friend, so we had a big group of 8.  None of the friends had ever been to the Renaissance Festival before, so it was a fun first time for each of them.

Entering the park, you are greeted by these ugly ladies drumming up interest in their show.  They have truly awful hairstyles, blacked-out teeth, dirty clothes, etc.

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The kids all scattered the minute we got inside the gate.  Adam and I ran into Josie and her friend Delaney just about five minutes later.  Delaney had already purchased a flower garland/headband and Josie was torn mightily between wanting to have one also, and wanting to save her money.

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A little further in, we found a camel ride.  This is their first year offering camels and I was desperate to ride one (never having ridden a camel before, I figured I needed to take advantage of any chance that presented itself) so I talked Holden and his friend Jordan into riding with me.  They agreed, but only if I would pay the fee.

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TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!

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The boys were trying really hard to be cool and nonchalant about the whole thing, but finally the sheer awesomeness of the experience couldn’t keep the smiles from breaking through.

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The boys parted ways with us after the camel ride.  Adam and I headed over to The Peacock Tea Room located near the back of the park.  I think it’s the only sit-down restaurant in the park.  (If they have another one, we didn’t see it. There are a couple of beer halls but I’m not sure if they serve full meals or just bar snacks.  We didn’t go in.)

While we were waiting for our food, King Henry VIII showed up with his entourage and was seated nearby.  The entire waitstaff stayed in character and yelled “Huzzah!” whenever King Henry did anything, and he got served before anyone else.

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It must be good to be the king.

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The ugly wenches managed to attract a huge crowd.  Here is one of them leading a poor festival-goer to his embarrassing doom.  Nobody is safe at the festival!

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The next time we ran into Josie and Delaney, Josie had caved in to temptation and purchased a flower garland for herself, and Delaney had added some latex elf ears.  These two were having a blast, but had run out of money.  Each group of kids had a phone and we got periodic calls to meet them at various locations whenever they ran out of cash.  At one point, Adam was handing out $20s to all 6 kids at the same time and a lady walking by stuck her hand out good-naturedly and said, “You’re handing out free money???”

Josie and Delaney deep in conversation about really important topics.

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Stilt walkers.

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Little kids learning how to work a traditional Maypole.

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Holden and Jordan had my old, dying phone which did a terrible job.  Adam and I couldn’t get a call to go through from Adam’s phone and all our texts were coming back as undelivered, so Josie gave it a try from her phone.  No dice.  (Note the marshmallow and chocolate-on-a-stick treat.)

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As a result, Holden and Jordan spent a good part of the day with empty pockets. They couldn’t find us to replenish their funds. (All of this money came from their own savings, we just acted as the ATM. They blew through quite a bit of their own money today.) Luckily there are plenty of free things to see and do. They weren’t bored, just hungry.

The wheel of torture and punishment, alongside the stocks.

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King Henry doing a public appearance and taking questions from the peasants and commoners.

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Visitors go all out with their costumes.

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A rare Isabella and Dylan sighting (blue plaid shirts).  Those two disappeared into the park and we hardly saw them.

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We did find Josie and Delaney again, this time having fun on the barrel ride.  It seemed like we ran into these two every time we turned around.

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It tossed them around hard enough that Delaney’s elf ears started to come off.  Here she is sticking one of them back on (middle, blue shirt).

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We arranged for all 6 kids to meet us at the jousting tournament at 2:30.  The day started out nice and cool, but by the afternoon it was boiling hot in the sun.  We’d seen the jousting exhibition in years past so we decided to stand up on the grass in the shade.

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Dylan’s big splurge of the day was this Mad Hatter hat.

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Once the jousting started, we realized they’ve dramatically changed the show and were doing all new stuff.  We ended up standing in the sun anyway, but it was well worth it … they put on a truly excellent and impressive show.

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They began with an exhibition of horsemanship, doing circus-like stunts to display their athleticism, balance, strength, stamina, and precision control over the horses. Here they are balancing on two galloping horses, one foot on each horse.

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Next was the joust, complete with real armor.  The two knights got into a fight after one accused the other of poor sportsmanship during the joust and it devolved into a sword fight on foot.  (Unfortunately we don’t have any photos of the joust.)

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The green knight lost — he got mortally stabbed and was left scrabbling around in the dust.

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While he was down, the black-and-silver knight went to retrieve his dagger from the chariot.  He then slit the green knight’s throat (complete with spurting blood packet) and the crowd went absolutely nuts.  It was such a fun show!  The rivalry between the warring knight factions was going to be settled once and for all — at the 5:30 p.m. joust.  Come back at 5:30 everyone!!  We had to leave since we’d promised all the kids’ friends’ parents we’d be back home by dinnertime.  Next year maybe we’ll build in time to stay for the last joust.  It was the best show at the entire event.

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Even Deadpool showed up.

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Holden did well enough in the strong man game to win a free axe throw.

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The Insulting Jester getting tomatoes thrown at his face.

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Along with the regular festival foods (hamburgers, ice cream bars, hot dogs, etc.) they also sell old-timey foods like fried mushrooms, spinach pie, and giant roasted turkey legs.

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On our way out of the park. Isabella and Dylan way in front, Holden and Jordan in the middle (alongside me) and Josie and Delaney bringing up the rear.  I think we all had a really fun, special day.

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Nassau, Bahamas 02-06 April 2016

For the kids’ second spring break, Adam got online and searched for cheap tickets we could buy with frequent flier miles — any destination in the world.  We ended up choosing Nassau, Bahamas.  It’s only a 2 hour flight from Atlanta with no time zone change — perfect for a quick 5-day getaway to enjoy some Slug Life.  Our plan is to park ourselves in beach chairs at a rental house and not move much.

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We found a fantastic house right on the ocean through Airbnb.

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The house was designed to take full advantage of the fantastic weather and gorgeous views.  Nearly every room opens up to the outdoors and a great deal of the living space is outside.

A rare shot of Adam relaxing.  This covered porch has a view of the ocean (as reflected in the bedroom windows) and we plan to spend most of our time sitting right here.

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Our first day, we drove a rental car the 6 miles from our house to downtown Nassau to do some exploring and get our bearings.  We needed to find a grocery store to get provisions for the week, too.

Food on the island is really expensive.  For example, a gallon container of orange juice is $11.  (The Bahamian dollar is pegged to the US dollar so prices require no mental calculations.  Most businesses here accept US dollars, too.)  This being the case, restaurant food is outlandishly expensive ($15 for a basic hamburger) so we are eating almost all of our meals at the house.

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Cruise ships docking in Nassau harbor.

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Selling conch shells straight out of the ocean to tourists at the end of the ramp where people get off the cruise ships.  These are unbelievably cheap — $5 for a big one.

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Back at our house, Isabella sending a “Life is Awesome” selfie to her friends.

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The living room and kitchen as seen from Holden’s private sleeping balcony. This house has three bedrooms plus this balcony, so we all get a lot of privacy and space.

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The house is right up against the water.  Waves slam the foundation of the building. The water is a little rough at certain times of the day but not too deep, so the kids are able to paddle around here.

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Nothing says ‘fun’ quite like eating pizza in the Caribbean.

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Enter/exit the water from the private boat launch at the side of the house.

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Holden and Josie swimming.  The ladder (off to the left) is another water access from the house.

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Front yard.

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View from the upper balconies.  You can see me (green dress) leaning over one of the lower balconies to keep an eye on the kids in the water.

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04 April, Monday

This morning we drove out of Nassau to Jaws Beach.  It was the filming site for the final installment in the “Jaws” movie series, hence the name. We read that Jaws Beach is far enough away from the resort areas that it’s usually deserted and we did, indeed, have the place all to ourselves the whole time we were there.

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The water is really shallow a very long way out.  We swam here for over an hour and at that point I started to worry about the SPF 50+ failing.  After seeing the Parade of Lobster People filing off the cruise ships yesterday I’m not taking unnecessary chances.  Wicked sunburn can ruin a vacation.  That extra 30 minutes of fun is not worth the risk.

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Time to come out!

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Holden and Josie trying to rinse sand off the flip-flops so they will be clean for the walk across the beach back to the car.  This is an impossible feat.

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We headed back to the house because it was forecasted to rain all afternoon.  We arrived home as the first drops started to fall and it rained hard for more than three hours.  I fell asleep and missed most of the storm.  It stopped right around Wine Time.

We spent hours and hours sitting in our deck chairs today, which for Adam and me had been a big part of the plan.  Isabella and Josie, however, decided neither of them are truly cut out for Slug Life and need a more stimulating environment.  Isabella’s favorite vacation so far was Japan last summer, and Tokyo was her favorite portion of that trip.  She said, “I’m a city girl. I need the activity and excitement. Slug Life is not the life for me.”

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Adam gets up early and enjoys the sunrise each morning.

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Nassau has a zoo that specializes in birds, so of course this became a necessary destination for me.  I’m glad we went.  It’s quite small but is probably the best zoo I’ve ever been to as far as bird exhibits are concerned.  They have a lot of the birds wandering around free or sitting out on perches — no cages.  You have to be careful not to get bitten (and if you do it’s your own fault) but being able to interact with them made my day.  None of the following photos were taken with a zoom lens.

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This black Australian swan swam over to inspect us.  Right after I snapped this picture, he jabbed his face over the rock wall with a nasty hiss and tried to bite Josie. We’ve had run-ins with mean white swans in the past and Josie was wondering if perhaps black swans had a better disposition.  Nope.  Swans are swans no matter the color.

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I brought a camera of my own on this trip.  I quit taking photos years ago because I was so busy managing kids and diaper bags, etc. that managing camera gear was just one thing too many. The kids are old enough now that I can start doing some photography of my own.  (Realistically, I could have done years ago but I’d gotten so used to Adam being the family photographer that it didn’t really occur to me that I could start taking pictures again, too.)  A bird zoo seems like a fitting place for me to start up again.  Maybe from now on our blog posts will finally include the occasional photo of Adam, if I manage to keep up with it.

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These two peacocks were having some sort of rivalry.  They were wandering around the zoo irritating each other.

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The Bahamas are famous for their flamingos.  Like the peacocks, the flamingos are allowed to wander around wherever they want.

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They will let people get very, very close but they don’t like to be touched.  Reaching out your hand will earn you a little warning nip.

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An adult flamingo is around 5 feet tall (neck stretched out) with a 5 foot wing span.  They weigh only 8 pounds.

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Peacock, coming through!

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Humans in this area were all marveling over the flamingos, so the peacock did his best to get some attention, too.

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Once he got it, he promptly folded up his tail and walked away.

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Blue and Gold Macaw.

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We went back to the Flamingo Pavilion for the March of the Flamingos.  The zookeeper tells them to march, about-face (turn around) and halt.  I didn’t know flamingos were trainable.

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Near the end of the demonstration, the announcer asked all the kids in the audience to enter the ring and pose like flamingos alongside the birds. Adam: My favorite part of this is how Josie is completely embarrassed by her older siblings, but still a sport. See how she half heartedly lifts one leg?

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Leave it to Josie to find the pigs!

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This goat was trying to determine if I really had food in my hand or was just teasing before she made the effort of coming closer.  (I did have food.)

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Feeding apple slices to Rainbow Lorikeets.

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After the zoo, we went to The Green Parrot for lunch, as it seemed the proper choice for the theme of our day.  The restaurant is right by the docks where all the yacht people park.

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Adam: Nassau marina – you can see the “Atlantis” complex of hotels, casinos, shopping & etc across the water on a separate cay. That is THE place to be if you’ve got big bucks to spend. 

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Our plan was to go back to Nassau’s main shopping district after lunch to wander around and maybe get some ice cream, but after 40 minutes of circling through heavy traffic unable to find a parking spot, we gave up and went back to the house.  We’ll try Nassau again tomorrow morning.  Hopefully it won’t be quite so busy.

On the drive home we stopped to enjoy the view at a particularly pretty stretch of coastline.

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The volcanic rock here is heavily covered by tiny snails.  I initially thought, “Hey, cool, this volcanic rock is crunchy!” and then realized the crunching was the sound of hundreds of tiny snails being obliterated by my feet.  I murdered so many snails just walking out to take a look. I felt like a monster. Once I realized what I was doing, I tried my best to minimize further damage but there was no avoiding it.

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While everyone was sleeping or lazing about this afternoon, I took a quick swim in our backyard by myself.  It’s much more relaxing for me to swim without the kids because I don’t have to worry about them drowning or being bitten by some horrible sea creature.

Later on, Holden and Josie took a dip.  After they were done and drying off up on the balcony, Josie spotted a “huge fish” in the water and called everyone over.  It was a shark.  I just about wet my pants.  There it was, plain as day, a shark right next to the boat launch, dorsal fin skimming the surface just like in the movies.  It was only about 2 feet long, but still a shark.  I never thought I’d see one outside of a zoo aquarium.

For quite some time later all three kids sat here scanning the water for more ocean wildlife.

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Josie outlasted them all.

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06 April, Wednesday

We headed into Nassau fairly early this morning and still had a really hard time finding a parking space.  This town was not built with car traffic in mind.  We finally found a public parking garage and spent about an hour wandering around the tourist district.

Cruise ships docked. We’re under the impression most of the people in Nassau come in as pedestrians on these ships.

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A stop for ice cream on a balcony overlooking the town square.

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One departing shot of the tourists in the town square before we head back to our house for our last day of relaxing by the ocean.  Our flight home to Atlanta leaves very early tomorrow morning.

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We had a very relaxing time in Nassau.  Adam and I enjoyed it more than the kids did:  they would have liked if we’d done more activities.  The Bahamas do have an endless supply of activities and adventures, but be forewarned they all cost a fortune.

Until next time!

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Tybee Island, GA

Monday, 15 February 2016

The kids have two spring breaks this year.  We could only afford a big trip for one of them but didn’t want to sit at home doing nothing for the other.  We decided to make a return trip to Savannah/Tybee Island for a mini-getaway.  Tybee Island is a very pretty little beach community, so popular during the summer it’s hard to find a place to stay.  During February, however, a visitor can have their pick of fantastic condos for very reasonable prices.

We also wanted to bring Max with us this time.  He usually gets left home when we travel and either goes to a boarding kennel or he stays with some friends of ours (if they are not gone themselves) so at least once a year we try to take a “Max vacation” so he can enjoy some of the things this world has to offer, too.

We rented a three-bedroom condo right on the beach.  Ours is the middle floor (brown deck furniture.)

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The weather on our first day was a bit on the stormy and windy side.  We also learned that dogs are not allowed on the beaches on all of Tybee Island, which is something I wish I’d known earlier.  Just a few miles away is Hilton Head, SC … nearly the same beach experience, but dogs are welcome.  I chose Tybee Island because we’d been here before and liked it, and I was focused on finding an apartment that allowed dogs.  It didn’t occur to me to check if dogs were allowed on the beach.  I just assumed they would be.

The beach immediately outside our building.

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Cold and windy this morning.

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We drove into Savannah to spend the morning.  The weather was actually a little nicer than we expected.  The forecast was for rain today, then beautiful near-70 and sunny for Tuesday and Wednesday.

The kids checking out a place offering airbrushed tattoos.  (Aside:  if it doesn’t involve ink injected into your skin, can it really be called a tattoo?  If the image is painted on, isn’t it just a drawing?)

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Fountain in Savannah.

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In the afternoon, we made a return visit to Fort Pulaski.  We visited this Fort several years ago, but the kids didn’t remember it (therefore this was “new to them”) and, most importantly, they welcome dogs.  Max could go, too!

Holden standing in front of the moat.

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Isabella and I trying to decide how deep the water was.

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These little hidey-holes cut into the berms were used for storage of munitions and other goods.  They are open for exploration, but Max hated them.  In the first one, Isabella went in first and then jumped out and yelled “BOO!!” at the rest of us.  It was dark and her loud voice created a creepy echo.  After that, Max refused to go into any of them.  Isabella felt bad.

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Obligatory photo of a cannon.

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This portion was where all soldiers lived.  The row contained sleeping quarters, a couple of mess halls, a chapel, a medical room, Officer’s quarters, etc.

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A peek at what the rooms all looked like on the inside.

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Upper level cannons pointed at the ocean to protect against seafaring bad guys.

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Outside of the Fort itself, they have walking trails and a few other points of interest.  This was one stretch of beach Max was allowed to walk on.

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It wasn’t much of a beach and he had to stay on leash, but at least he got to feel the sand between his little toes.

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He also enjoyed a bit of woods exploration.

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Tuesday, 16 February 2016

Since dogs aren’t allowed on the beach at Tybee Island, we drove about an hour away to Hilton Head, NC.  I figure there are a few things every doggie should get to do in their short time here on Earth:  run through the woods, run on a beach, play in fresh snow, eat some really good meat.   This was Max’s big chance to do a beach run; he actually didn’t seem to like it very much.  He started out excited, then realized the water chases you back.  He hates getting wet.

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Here is where he began to realize the water was coming for his feet.

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He didn’t move enough and got caught.  He did not like it.

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After that, he was done.

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Brushing sand off everyone’s feet.

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Back on Tybee Island exploring the shops.  You could walk here from our apartment.  The kids stayed to do some shopping and Adam and I went back to the apartment.

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Wednesday 17 February 2016

Today we visited the Oatland Island Wildlife Center.  It’s sort of a combination animal rehabilitation center/zoo.  Most of the animals here have been injured, are ill, or were abandoned as babies.  The Center fixes them up and releases them back into the wild when possible.  Animals that can no longer survive on their own stay here.

The Wildlife Center is a 2 mile walk through a marsh and some woods, with a few side-walks you can take if you want to.  We had a really good time.

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A crocodile nest.

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Holden trying to grab some Spanish moss.

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Cabin on homestead built in 1837. The farm raised sugar cane and processed it on site. (This was one of the side-walks available.)

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We worked up an appetite with our long walk at the Wildlife Center (we took every side detour available) and headed to lunch at the Crab Shack in Tybee Island.  We are typically not seafood fans, but this area of the world is famous for it so we figured it would be a shame not to have at least one seafood meal here.

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Aaaaand, I was the only one who ordered seafood.  Holden and Isabella split a rib platter, Josie ordered a chili dog, and Adam got a pulled-pork sandwich.  I ordered the house speciality, a seafood sampler, and ended up eating nearly the whole thing by myself because everyone else was grossed out ….

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…. as evidenced by the expression on Josie’s face.  She did end up eating a little bit of the crab legs, but refused to try the crawdads because they had eyeballs.  The mussels “look like snot” and the shrimp still had legs.

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This is a great restaurant; their motto is “Where the Elite Eat in Their Bare Feet.”  Most of the seating is outside (the part we saw, anyway) and they have friendly cats roaming around hoping for tidbits.  They have a swamp/pool-type area near the front with baby alligators in it.

They also had a fantastic salt scrub for removing the seafood smell from hands.  I examined it and I think it’s just table salt mixed with a little bit of carrier oil and essential oil (for scent).  I’m going to try making some when I get home.

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Back to Savannah for one more trip to the candy store and to give Max a chance to sniff 10,000 new smells.

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Note Holden’s huge bag of candy.

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And that’s it for our mini trip!  Tomorrow morning we head back home.

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Vienna, Austria; 01-02 Jan 2016

Friday, 01 January 2016

This morning we were greeted with snow. Not much, but enough to say it snowed while we were here. The kids raced up to the roof top to have a little fun.

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All morning the kids announced everything they did:  “Our first day of 2016 we played in the snow in our pajamas!” and “The first food we ate in 2016 was a bagel with cream cheese from Starbucks!” etc.

Every New Year’s day, the Royal Vienna Philharmonic and the Vienna Boy’s Choir put on a big show – it’s broadcast all over the world, including in the US on PBS, hosted by Julie Andrews.

We didn’t stand a chance of getting tickets, but could watch the show live outside the opera house.

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Adam:  Brenda and I waited until 1:00pm to visit the Kunsthistorisches Museum (Museum of Fine Arts). The kids opted to stay home – which suited all 5 of us just fine.
We were nearly the first ones to get in – which made our visit there thoroughly enjoyable just from a lack of crowds. It was fun for me to have many of the more famous paintings “all to myself” to look over without pushing and shoving.

The museum opened in 1891 and houses the primary collections of the Habsburgs – the result of over 700 years of family collecting.

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When we arrived, the lines were out the door and we almost turned around and left.  I’m so glad we didn’t; the museum opened today at 1 p.m. (we arrived at 1:05) so these were just the handful of people who had been waiting for the doors to open.

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The foyer entrance is splendiferous.

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By far my favorite painting in the entire museum was this Vermeer.  They had only one of his paintings, and it was incredible.

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This is my kind of “not crowded” at the museum.

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“Oh, look … a Rembrandt self portrait. Oh, here’s another one. And another… and…”

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[Below] One of Adam’s favorite series at the Museum – Diego Velázquez and his 3 paintings of the Infanta Margarita Theresa.

Poor Margarita Theresa … she was just a child when she was betrothed to her uncle Leopold I, Holy Roman Emperor. Velazquez was commissioned to paint some portraits of her at various stages of her childhood in the court of Madrid so they could be sent to Leopold while he waited in Vienna for his fiancee to get old enough to marry. I guess he wanted to keep track of what she looked like.  That struck me as really creepy.

When she was 15, she left Spain and went to Vienna to marry her uncle. He was 26.  They had four children together, but only one of them survived.  “After giving birth to four children, and weakened by many miscarriages, Margaret Theresa died at the age of 21.”  A tragic story.

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Collection of sculptural facial expression studies.

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Adam:  We returned home from the museum to grab the kids and have a late lunch/early dinner…

Because tonight, we’re heading back out!

We couldn’t get tickets for the New Year Philharmonic show, but we did get the next best thing … tickets to the Weiner Konzerthaus to see a special performance of Beethoven’s 9th Symphony – all four movements.

The symphony was performed by the Vienna Symphony which as been the “house band” at the Wiener Konzerthaus since 1913. Accompanying the 60 piece orchestra was the Wiener Singakademie, a 120-member mixed choir performing in Vienna since 1858.

(Skating rink we saw along the way – we might have to check this out tomorrow if there’s still time.)

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Cameras were forbidden, so I could only take a few, furtive iPhone shots. We arrived early enough to find our seats and listen to the symphony warm up. We were up in the cheap seats, but grateful we got tickets at all. It was another standing room only crowd.

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Detail of the ceiling. The Konzerthaus was built in 1913 and the largest hall accommodates 1840 seats.

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You can gauge Holden’s excitement level long before the conductor takes to the podium.

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I took one decent photo of the entire ensemble after the performance had finished. This was something special – I enjoyed it more than the opera a couple of days ago. The orchestra was magnificent. Anyone who doesn’t get chills when 120 voices burst into the “Ode to Joy” in the fourth movement should just pack it in and call it a day. Ludwig could throw together some notes.

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Saturday, 02 January 2016

Today is our last day.  Isabella wanted to go back to that military supply store to buy another couple of €3 shirts for her friends.  When she texted them pictures of hers, they all wanted to know if she could pick some up for them, too.

It was a tight schedule, since the military store opened at 10:00 a.m. and we had tickets to the Lipizzaner Stallion show at 11:00 a.m.  We headed out early and got to the military store 15 minutes before he opened, so we found a gourmet cupcake store that was open and — most importantly — warm inside.  The kids couldn’t believe their good luck.

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After successfully obtaining the shirts, we raced back to our hotel, dropped off the stuff and then headed out to the Spanische Hofreitschule – the Spanish Riding School, home of the Lipizzaners.

Adam:  On to the main event – Performance in the Winter Riding School. This building/arena was built in 1735. The Spanish Riding School has been performing continuously since 1572.

The show was about 1 1/2 hours long – with a series of different “acts” – starting with the young horses only partly trained, then on to the “naughtier” horses that are more spirited, don’t always behave, but are great at jumping and kicking.

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These were the young horses.  The host announced, “You will see them make some mistakes, but you must remember they are still children.”

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Josie and I, far right side of the photo.  We couldn’t get 5 seats together, so Josie and I were by ourselves.  All through the first half of the show she kept giggling and I finally whispered, “What’s so funny?”  The show was elegant and regal, set to classical music; there wasn’t anything funny about it.  She whispered back, “All the horses are farting, really loud!”  I said, “They’re snorting air through their noses … those are snorts, not farts.”  After that piece of information she didn’t find the rest of the show nearly as humorous but I was having a hard time stifling giggles.

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These guys performed a two-horse ballet, Pas de Deux, in which the horses and riders mirrored each others movements the whole performance.

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The next group demonstrated a series of movements based on a horses’ natural body language, the “Work in Hand,” to show how the horses are trained for the school jumps levade, courbette, and capriole.

After each horse came to center stage and performed his movement, he was taken to the side of the arena and it took two men to manage each waiting horse.

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The “Airs Above the Ground”; all horses are under saddle, but the riders do not have stirrups.  When Adam and I took riding lessons last year, the teacher made us learn how to ride without stirrups for safety reasons (in the event that our feet fell out, we would not lose control of the horse and fall off.)  It was hard.  These guys were doing jumps; the balance and leg strength necessary for these movements is mind-boggling.

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The last performance is the “School Quadrille,” — “8 riders working in formation at the walk, trot, and canter, with flying changes, pirouettes, the half pass and the passage. The ride is performed to classical music. Lasting 20 minutes, the School Quadrille of the Spanish Riding School is the longest and most difficult in the world.”

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On the way home, we saw one last Christmas tree that hadn’t been put away yet.  Nearly everything celebration-related in the city has been packed up.  The festivities are over and everyone is getting back to real life in the new year.

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Since we have to get up at 3:30 a.m. tomorrow, we called it day early.  We saved the best movie for last:  Forrest Gump (1994), which wasn’t strictly an 80s film but close enough to suit us.  The kids were under the impression it was a comedy (all the others were) even though Adam warned them right from the outset, “This movie is going to make you cry.”

And cry they did.  Through sobs Isabella said, “I thought this was supposed to be a comedy … it’s making me feel things!”

I’d forgotten what a powerful film that was.  Hours after it was over, Holden said, “Boy, Forrest Gump sure was a good movie. I’m really glad we watched it tonight.”

It was a heartwarming end to a fantastic family vacation.  The kids all three declared it the best trip we’ve ever taken.  It exceeded even our already unreasonably-high hopes.  We dearly hope to be back soon; possibly as soon as this summer.  Until then … Goodbye, Vienna!!

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Vienna, Austria; 30-31 Dec 2015

Wednesday, 30 December 2015

Today was a much better day as far as Holden was concerned.  We got to do everything we set out to do, satisfying his desire to have things go according to plan.

First, a couple shots of our apartment’s “lobby” in the mall.  This view is directly adjacent of our entry door.  The chocolate shop is the on the left where that lady in black is tidying a table.

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The front doors (brown ones) into the elevator area for the private apartments.  The computery-looking thing on the left is an ATM, which has proven handy.

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Today turned out to be fantastic, in spite of crowded conditions at the venues we chose.   Schönbrunn Palace is the place we visited a couple days ago but were chased away by the massive crowds.  This time we arrived earlier in the day and the crowds were just as bad (if not worse) so we figured we had to just grin and bear it if we wanted to see the palace at all.  It is, after all, the most visited location in all of Austria.

Adam:  Schönbrunn Palace is a former imperial summer residence of the Habsburg family. The palace was first started in 1638 but was remodeled and expanded in the 1740s – and that is largely the version that we can now see.

Our tour took us through 40 rooms – total size of the palace is 1441 rooms. Photography inside the building was strictly prohibited… which means I had to be sneaky with my wide angle lens and a series of coughs and deceptive misdirections to sneak just a glimpse of the splendor indoors. This place is well worth a visit for anyone wanting to come – on the order of Versailles or Windsor.

[Excerpts from the palace tour guide, in blue text]:   This first room is the billiards room, just off the room where the personal guard of Emperor Franz Joseph was stationed to keep watch over the entrance to the emperor’s apartments.  The billiards room served as a waiting room for people attending an audience with Emperor Franz Joseph.  The billiard table, which belonged to Franz Joseph’s grandfather, Emperor Franz I of Austria, was used by the army officers to pass the time.    

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The Walnut Room.  This room gets it’s name from the precious walnut panelling … It was in this room that Franz Joseph received individuals who had requested an audience…. Franz Joseph would receive up to a hundred people in a morning and was famous for his phenomenal memory, never forgetting a name or a face.  These audiences lasted for a few minutes and were brought to an end when the emperor inclined his head slightly. 

Franz Joseph ascended the Austrian imperial throne when he was only eighteen.  He dealt with a phenomenal amount of work each day: starting before 5 o’clock in the morning, he spent the day at his desk.  He even had breakfast and lunch served to him at his desk.  This was how the first public servant of his state, as he liked to describe himself, spent most of his time. L1010765-X2

Salon of Empress Elizabeth [below]. Elizabeth was considered to be one of the most beautiful women of her time, and was well aware of this.  Her beauty regime and sporting activities to preserve her slender figure dominated the empress’s daily routine, with the care of her magnificent ankle-length hair occupying several hours a day.

(Note from me:  Franz Joseph was lauded for his work ethic and memory, while his wife was valued only for her beauty.  In the guide’s description of a family dining room, it notes “The emperor sat at the centre of the table, with the empress opposite him on the rare occasions she was present. As Elisabeth often fasted in order to preserve her slender figure she seldom attended family meals.”  I find this incredibly sad. In the photo, you can see a mannequin dressed up to look like her, complete with her long hair.)

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Hall of Mirrors;  “In 1762 this room saw the first concert given by the 6-years-old Mozart to the empress.  After the performance, according to his proud father, ‘Wolferl jumped onto her majesty’s lap, threw his arms around her neck and smothered her with kisses.'”

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The Rosa Rooms, named for Joseph Rosa, the painter of the landscapes that hang there.  They mostly depict scenes from Switzerland, the ancestral seat of the Habsburg dynasty.

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The Great Gallery, which was used by the imperial family for balls, receptions and banquets.   The frescos are by the Italian painter Gregorio Guglielmi.

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[Below] Napoleon Room:  Once the bedroom of Maria Theresa, Napoleon resided here when he occupied Vienna — twice; once in 1805 and again in 1809.

Maria Theresa was an interesting character.  In all of her portraits she looked like a fat old grandma, but she was in a lot of ways the real mover and shaker for the Habsburg family during her time.  She had 16 kids, 11 of whom survived into adulthood.  Through brilliant diplomatic maneuvers, she managed to marry 7 of them into other royal families across Europe.  She was known as “Europe’s mother-in-law.”  She was Marie Antoinette’s mom … it blew my mind that Marie Antoinette grew up in this palace, in some of these very rooms.  (It was only their summer home, but still!)

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Exterior view of only part of the buildings.  This place is HUGE.

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Your basic “backyard”: Neptune fountain down the path and concluding the the “Gloriette” (1775) at the rear of the grounds.  We are contemplating altering our summer plans to come back in July when everything is warmer and green.  We’ll have to wait and see if another big trip is something we can work into our budget and schedule.  It’s nice to dream and talk is cheap.

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Kids standing on the palace steps looking out over the grounds.

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After visiting Schönbrunn Palace, we headed towards the zoo (also part of the Palace grounds) — and ran into the Palmenhaus Schönbrunn:  a hothouse/greenhouse first erected in 1882. It now houses more than 4500 species of plants.

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Inside the Palm House.  It was warm and humid in there (and frigid outside) so glasses and camera lenses immediately fogged up.  L1010788-X2

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This was one of those rare days when the kids thoroughly enjoyed each other’s company.  They usually squabble like pigeons fighting over stale bread.  I don’t know why today was so special, but I’ll take it.  Everyone woke up on the right side of the bed, I guess.

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Leaving the Palm House …

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In what turned out to be the coolest activity of the day, they had a tank of Doctor Fish (Garra rufa) in the Desert House.  Visitors are invited to stick their hands in the tank and let the little fish eat off all their dead skin.  It’s creepy and weird and also weirdly sweet — you feel like the fish are doing you a favor by cleaning you of all your grossness, just as you feel you are doing the fish a favor by feeding them.  It’s a relationship and transaction that is in perfect balance, which is hard to find in life.  This was really, really special.

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We finished the afternoon with a visit to the Tiergarten – the Vienna Zoo – and the oldest zoo in the world (opened as an imperial menagerie in 1752).

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Much of the original architecture of the zoo still exists.

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The underside of a sturgeon.

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You can get close to the animals in this zoo.  There is a very thick pane of glass between the lions and the humans, but they are right there.  

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The kids cracked up over this sign [below].  They observed that a few someones in the past must have done something horrible with a selfie stick in order to have it specifically forbidden in sign form.  No feeding the animals and no climbing the fence are obvious enough, but I can only imagine that in this selfie-stick scenario a few seals must have stolen some iPhones.  My thinking is that if you stick your phone in a wild animal’s habitat at the zoo and the animal steals your phone, you deserve it for being such an idiot.  As my dad used to say when I did something stupid and had to live with the consequences, “Some actions naturally provide their own punishment.”

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On to the elephant enclosure.  We’ve all seen elephants before, but Adam captured my stunned face when I noticed ….L1010866-X2

… a baby elephant nursing.  What luck to be here today!  This sweet baby was in a pen with what I believe were three adult females.  The two in this photo were both taking care of the baby.  I assume the one nursing it in this photo is the biological mother.  A much larger elephant with fairly impressive tusks (and therefore male?) was in another area, closed off from the baby.

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The kids having fun on some elephant sculptures specifically put out for kids to sit on.  Who says entertainment has to be electronic?

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One last shot of the palace as we were leaving. The sun finally came out and the sky cleared up.  Tomorrow is supposed to be clear and the coldest day yet.

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We spent most of the late afternoon in the apartment.  4:00 p.m. in Vienna is 7:00 a.m. in Tijuana.  Adam needs to spend several hours each evening working, once the factories back in the San Diego/Tijuana start their day.  I generally use this time to do laundry, tidy the apartment, make dinner, and work on this blog.

We’ve had to skip our 1980s Wine Time movie ever since the Christmas holiday in the States ended and people went back to work.  Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve, though, so Adam will get another couple days of very light work and we’ll be able to spend more of the early evening playing again.   We’re all really grateful, though, that his work can be done by email, Skype, and phone calls … it makes trips like this possible.

Around 7:30 p.m. we headed back out for our evening stroll.  Holden was starving (even though he had dinner) so we stopped at Nordsee, a fish-and-chips take-away restaurant.  It was so cold outside that all of us ended up eating some of Holden’s piping hot snack just to warm up a little.

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The porta-potties are making their appearance in preparation for the massive crowds of New Year’s Eve partiers expected tomorrow.

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We found ourselves back at the world’s prettiest grocery store and this time it wasn’t so crowded.

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Part of the cured meats department.

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The tea and imported candy department.

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This is the strange fruit I bought:  a Buddha’s Hand.  It’s a fingered citron originating in either the Far East or China.  I thought it was going to be like a lemon, but it very much was not.  The inside is solid white pith with no juicy part and no seeds.  I’d intended to take the seeds home to try to grow my own tree, but no such luck.  I read on the internet (after I’d already purchased the fruit) that this plant can only be grown from a cutting.  If I want one, I’ll have to find a nursery that has some.  The fruit is highly fragrant and mostly used in perfumery, but the “fingers” are also candied and eaten as a treat.  The skin makes a great zest, as well, that people say has a lot more complexity and floral notes than regular lemon.  It did smell heavenly.

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The equestrian accordionists.  Everyone needs a gimmick, why not this?

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Josie dropping some coins in their tub.  She’s blurry because she was bashful and wasted no time in tossing the money and then scurrying back to the safety of her family.

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Thursday, 31 December 2015 (New Year’s Eve)

This morning we went to a kids’ attraction called Time Travel Vienna.  It was pretty cheesy, but the kids enjoyed it.  They use animatronic puppets, a 4-D movie, a simulated bomb shelter, and various other gimmicks to get kids interested in the history of Vienna.  In terms of getting the kids to pay attention, it was successful.

Adam:  The general theme was a brief history of Vienna, from the Roman times to the present. It was mostly hokey, but had some interesting facts presented. The most interesting (to me) was for us all to get packed into a WWII air-raid bomb shelter. (The actual location, underground did serve as a bomb shelter during the war). It was the first time I’ve had to hide from Allied bombing raids. The bombs exploded outside and the shelter shook and rattled to simulate what it might have felt like.

Today was the coldest day yet.  We passed by Cafe Griensteidl (where we had lunch on Christmas day) and the line wasn’t very long, so we stopped in for an early lunch.  We were glad we did, too … by the time we left, every cafe (including this one) had lines out the door.  People were stuck waiting out in the cold.

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Adam:  This shot is for Arge – the Bundeskanzleramt (Federal Chancellery). It is in here that Engelbert Dollfuss was assassinated as part of a failed coup attempt by Nazi agents in 1934. His successor Kurt Schuschnigg maintained his regime until Adolf Hitler’s annexing of Austria in 1938.

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We spent the early afternoon in our apartment, drinking hot beverages and resting up for going back out later.  All five of us headed out around 3:00 p.m. to inspect the festivities and gauge how crowded everything was going to be.  Authorities in Vienna have issued warnings that people with claustrophobia should avoid coming into the city center because of the crushing crowds so we weren’t sure what to expect.  The crowds definitely were the worst we’ve seen, but you could still walk around comfortably.

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They were selling the alcoholic punsch again, this time in souvenir pig mugs.  Neither Adam nor I wanted the punsch, but Josie was desperate to have the pig mug so we bought some anyway.  This one had a higher alcohol content than the Christmas punsch did.  We offered the kids a sip, just to taste it.  Holden and Josie both declined after they saw Isabella’s face when she took her sip. (An FYI that Isabella loves pointing out: the drinking age in Austria is 16.  Isabella is a couple months away from her 16th birthday, so not quite yet technically legal, but nobody seems to care one wit about checking IDs. “Everything in Europe is so much cooler than at home!”  She hates the taste of alcohol and is way too Puritanical in her personality to actually drink, but she loves knowing that she could if she wanted to.)

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People dancing a waltz in the square.  The guy is wearing a lucky pig hat.

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Things getting crowded.

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It is REALLY cold today.  Holden and Josie both hated the crowds, were uncomfortably cold, and wanted to go back to the apartment.

Adam didn’t have much work this afternoon because of the holiday, so we were able to resume our 80s movie Wine Time.  Today’s selection was National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983) — the original.  The kids had never seen it and it’s been years since Adam and I had.  It was a little naughtier than we remembered (and naughtier than the others in the franchise) but the kids enjoyed it.  I usually see it on TV with those bits edited out; I’d forgotten they existed.  We winced a few times during this viewing and hoped the jokes were veiled enough that they would sail unnoticed over Josie’s head.

We decided to go back out after it got dark so Adam could take some night shots.  Isabella also wanted to see some of the live bands performing at various points throughout the city center.  Holden and Josie both decided to stay home, so just Isabella, Adam and I went back out around 6:30 p.m.

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One of the bands along the way – each stage has a different “theme” or style of music highlighted. These guys were big into German-language Reggae. They just sounded angry the whole time.  The crowds loved them.

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A shot of the lucky New Year’s pig mugs being sold all over the city.

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There was loud music EVERYWHERE.  We could barely communicate with each other, no matter where we went. Since Isabella couldn’t do as she normally does and holler, “Daddy!  Don’t take my picture!” she was reduced to making faces so the pictures would be unusable.  Joke is on her.

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We walked the entire New Year’s celebration loop.  There was a very strong police presence, but they were all full of smiles and managed not to seem scary and threatening in spite of the fact they were armed to the teeth and wearing bullet-proof full body suits.  The crowds are predominantly families with small children and elderly couples.  We figure the young hard-partiers will come out closer to midnight.  I was thrilled that nobody seemed excessively drunk and nobody was throwing up.  The atmosphere was festive and joyous without sinking in debauchery.

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In the place where the biggest Christmas market is still going strong they erected a huge stage and had a U2 cover band.

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The proprietors of this booth selling punsch in pig mugs went the extra mile and dressed up in old-timey costumes.

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People were also consuming staggering amounts of sausage.  Everyone wants to eat and drink something hot.

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Demel set up a booth selling their famous sacher-tortes, slightly modified to make them easy to eat as a to-go treat.  We bought three of them to take back to the apartment for later in the evening.

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We were hoping that we’d be able to watch the fireworks displays from our roof.  Rarely does reality far exceed what you imagine is possible — we were stunned by the fireworks over Vienna.  The entire city lit up as far as the eye could see in every direction.

The city itself put on at least three professional pyrotechnic shows, and thousands of individuals set off fireworks from their rooftops.  It was so spectacular it nearly defied belief.  The only other phenomenon I’ve seen that captured the same majesty was brought on by nature itself, the aurora borealis in Alaska.  The fireworks were impressive in a different way, of course.  The unbelievable noise and camp-firey smell of cordite was part of the magic.

All across Vienna people were in the streets and on the rooftops, dancing waltzes and singing. At the stroke of midnight, all the church bells in the city rang out, too.

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The Opera House displayed a huge countdown clock on their screen.  We could hear people in the street counting along with it in multiple languages.

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Adam:  The night ended with a fireworks show that will be remembered by us all of the rest of our lives. I don’t often succumb to hyperbole, but last night’s viewing was truly something special.

We took to the rooftop to see the entire city alight with thousands of individual fireworks events as well as some larger, more organized performances at some of the key touristy areas. The result was a constant and stunning show of fireworks everywhere you looked. People were shooting off fireworks from their rooftops – both far and near, so we had rockets shooting out over our heads, close by, and way off to the horizon. This show started around 7pm and didn’t quite end until sometime around 4 this morning. Clearly, the most intense period happened right after midnight.

At midnight, the booms and light were constant. The church bells through the city all chimed. There were klieg (search) lights waving around. Waltz music was being performed live next door and was piped by speakers throughout the city center. People were dancing waltzes in the street and rooftops every where you looked. Folks, this is how you celebrate New Year’s. Now, off to bed.

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Finally – a video link here:  https://vimeo.com/150466024   Adam took this with Josie’s phone – the video is blurry and of poor quality – it doesn’t do the show justice but does give you a sense of the constant barrage of fireworks all over the city – and our spectacular 360 degree view of the entire show that went on for hours.

Happy New Year and here’s to a fabulous 2016!

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Vienna, Austria; 27-29 Dec 2015

Sunday, 27 December 2015

The grocery store is still closed for the third day in a row.  We’re starting to get desperate since we didn’t know this lengthy closing was going to happen.  I came into the kitchen this morning and found Holden standing in his underwear eating a raw carrot; that’s how low on food we’ve gotten.  It’s raw carrot bad.

On the bright side, the mall this Sunday morning was filled with an antiques flea market.  People set up tables in the mall aisles (the stores were closed) and offered all kinds of treasures.  It was by far the highest-end flea market we’ve ever encountered.  Hermes scarves, antique alligator suitcases, a brass telescope from 1850, paintings, and lots of jewelry and china.  We spent a good deal of time browsing — Isabella fell in love with an old Zeiss brass microscope from the 19th century.  Adam bought it for her as a Christmas/straight A’s gift since we didn’t really do presents this year, and she had fantastic grades this semester — straight A’s in all AP classes.

I bought a pair of antique oil portrait studies: two old men.  I liked them because, in addition to being well done, the one with the white beard reminded me a bit of my Uncle Leon.

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We wanted to eat lunch today in another locally famous cafe, Cafe Mozart – serving coffee and cakes since 1794. Around the corner from the cafe we discovered the coolest street in the world… roughly translated as “Mayse Alley”.

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Waiting for a table in the Mozart Cafe.  They make you stand by the tantalizing dessert case.

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The interior of the cafe is quite nice.  We had a good meal (albeit on the expensive side).

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We got there at the right time, too.  By the time we left, the line was out the door.

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On the walk to the Belvedere Museum (our main destination for the day), we passed the French Embassy.  The little fence outside is adorned with displays like this one.  It felt real and immediate, especially considering that Vienna itself is under a terror watch right now.  Most of these signs were touching and sober; but one said “Fuck ISIS” and is probably the sign that came closest to saying what everyone is actually thinking.

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French Embassy.

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We spent most of the afternoon in the Belvedere Palace. The Baroque palace complex was built as a summer residence for Prince Eugene of Savoy, staring in 1712.

They have a large collection of Klimt paintings, including The Kiss, which is impressive in person. Klimt used real gold leaf on a lot of the surface, so the painting glows and sparkles. It’s the best example of a painting I’ve ever seen that deserves the quote “you have to see it in person.”  They didn’t allow photography inside the museum, so we don’t have any pictures.  We got a couple shots of the exterior.

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We went home for wine time and our afternoon entertainment — National Lampoons European Vacation (1985).  We’ve inadvertently stumbled into a tradition on this trip of watching a movie from the 1980s in the late afternoon as a way to rest for awhile before going back out for the evening.

The kids haven’t seen a lot of these movies and for the most part Adam and I have been surprised at how good they still are.  They kids are enjoying them, mostly.  The evening we tried to watch Back to the Future II (1989) was a dismal failure.  That was so  bad we all gave up on it after about 20 minutes.

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Later this evening, we walked to #18 Elizabethstrasse [photo below]- the actual home of the family Bloch-Bauer, the original owners of the Klimt painting Woman in Gold. Adele Bloch-Bauer and her husband (owned several sugar factories) lived on the 2nd and 3rd floors.  This is the very house the Nazis looted.

We enjoy trying to give the kids multiple exposures to a story (movie, museum, house) and hope that some of it sticks.

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Tonight the stalls began to sell New Year’s celebration junk. In Vienna, pigs are a sign of good luck for the upcoming New Year – as such we find many stalls filled with all things pig related. This has put Josie in heaven. She’s coming home with a bag full of pig trinkets.

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A misty photo of St Stephen’s Cathedral.  I’m beginning to understand why Monet painted so many versions of the Rouen Cathedral in France.  The mood changes dramatically depending the weather and light.  You never see quite the same scene twice.

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Monday, 28 December 2015

Holden dubbed today our day of “Oh … never mind.”  We had a long list of things we wanted to do, but as events unfolded we ended up saying, “Oh … never mind” about almost all of them.

Our first stop today was the Kunst Supermarkt (art market), which was finally open.  Visitors are greeted with a sign that our friend Randy would adore:  “Enjoy your fucking sushi, Love the fucking art.”

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The market has all these bins, each filled with the work of a different artist.  You could spend a very long time in here sifting through it all.  Some of the work was impressive and some of it was crap and most of it was just meh.  The prices were too high, in my opinion, so  … “Oh, never mind.”L1010657-X2

We next visited Austrian hatmaker Mühlbauer (in business since 1873) to find just the right hat for Arge to wear on the golf course. We’ve already sent him a photo of what we picked out and he seems pleased.  This, at least, was a stroke of good fortune.

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Adam:  You’re all aware of my dad’s involvement in Vienna regulator clocks – clocks made [in Vienna] from roughly 1790 to 1910.   Long before we planned our trip here, we talked about the exotic name and address listed above – the clockmaker F. Prihoda and his shop’s address at 63 Stumpergasse in Vienna.  

Once it was set that we were coming to Vienna for Christmas, we knew we had to track down the old address… #63 is the door above on the left – allowing entry into the building in yellow-ish stone.  The old clockworks from 1900-ish is now the “Lowcarb Shop & Bistro”.

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31 Stumpergasse, Hitler’s residence when he was still a hopeful starving artist in Vienna in 1908.

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Last night, we passed in front of the Academy of Fine Arts (below) – where Hitler was rejected for enrollment in 1907.

Vienna is thick with Hitler history – although you won’t find any sign of him here.  His name and influence has been erased from history. It only takes some research on the internet, however, to find that his time here (1908-1913) was significant. Most of his remaining art depicts Vienna architecture and daily scenes – very recognizable to us now.

Hitler ultimately left Vienna dejected and moved on to Munich – joining the military, fighting in WWI and then moving into political life. Our kids rightly observed that the world would be very different today if that academy had only accepted his application to paint under their tutelage.

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Waiting for the train.  Isabella is sharing her favorite band with Josie:  Panic at the Disco. Isabella feels it is her duty as an older sister to expose Josie to the world of “good” music.

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Outside the train station these two guys were playing theme songs from various movies as a violin/flute duet.  They performed the Harry Potter theme song, Star Wars, and a couple of others.  The kids liked it so much they made us stand there long enough we felt obligated to put money in the little box.  Isabella videoed the whole thing on her phone.

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Schönbrunn Palace.  The line just to get tickets was so long it scared us away.  Combat viewing is no fun.  Yet another location today was “Oh … never mind.”

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They did still have a Christmas market open in their courtyard.  The prices were slightly higher than what we’d been in the other markets and we left with nothing.

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Our plan was to visit the zoo after the castle, but it started getting really cold and we were all getting tired of standing.  We unanimously decided to try the zoo on a different day.  “Let’s go to the zoo!  Oh … never mind.”

We headed back to the apartment to rest a little before heading back out for the late afternoon.  I needed to get some laundry done and the kids wanted to just relax a bit.  Adam did a little work and then headed back out by himself to the Leica store around the corner to see their exhibit of Elliott Erwitt prints.

Adam:  This afternoon, I went alone to the Vienna Leica store to see a special exhibit of signed prints by photographer Elliott Erwitt – one of my two favorite (still) living photographers. They had about 25 prints available for purchase running from €4400 to €9500 each. Another return empty handed.

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Our goal this afternoon was to visit a grocery store that has earned the reputation as the prettiest grocery store in the world, and get a hot chocolate at a cafe that is reputed to have the best hot chocolate in Vienna.

Below:  The police presence is much greater now than it has been previously due to the terrorist threat.  They are checking every single vehicle that comes into the pedestrian squares. We are also now seeing 2-man teams of Polizei walking around the crowded areas, most carrying Steyr AUG assault rifles and wearing bullet-proof vests.  The good news is that the officers seem very relaxed.  They have smiles and friendly head-nods for everyone.

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Pretty architecture and building decoration.

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More kiosks selling the Viennese lucky pigs.  Josie can’t get enough of these.  (That’s Josie, me and Isabella in the photo below, checking out all the pig offerings.)  Isabella and I each bought a little glass pig figurine and Josie bought four more to give out to her friends as gifts.

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She had a hard time choosing.  They were all so cute!

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This is the front of the world’s prettiest grocery store, Julius Meinl am Graben.

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Interior shot.

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The people shopping here were fancy, too.  It’s hard to see in the photo below, but there is a dog with a very intricate dreadlock hairdo at the feet of the black-haired lady wearing the white fur coat.  Yes … people brings their dogs into the grocery stores here.  They bring dogs everywhere here, including restaurants.  I love that about Europe.

I looked up the dog breed when we got back to the apartment.  It’s a Komondor.  Wikipedia:  The Komondor breed has been declared one of Hungary’s national treasures, to be preserved and protected from modification.  I’ve never seen one in person before, and they are quite striking.

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The fruit section [below].  This grocery store was deceptively large and so crowded we ended up abandoning our plan to buy stuff for dinner here.  We took one look at the checkout line and said, “Oh … never mind.”  It opens early in the morning so we intend to come back on another day before the afternoon crowds make it no fun.  The smaller grocery store near our apartment is finally open again so we’ll go there for tonight’s dinner instead.

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And then in the crowning failure of the entire day, as far as Holden was concerned, we couldn’t find the place selling the best hot chocolate in Vienna.  We looked and looked and looked, until we finally gave up:  it was another “never mind.”

Our 1980s Wine Time movie selection for today was Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989).  We chose it because Bill & Ted travel to Vienna to collect Sigmund Freud: “the Frood Dude.”  (Our plans for tomorrow include the Freud Museum.)  The kids kept hitting pause to talk about the plausibility of the story line and pick apart the time travel plot holes, but they really enjoyed the film.  That movie was the one bright spot in Holden’s otherwise disappointing day.

Adam and I had fun today, but Holden did not.  He’s hoping that tomorrow will be more successful.  He was so defeated that he didn’t even want to come out for the evening stroll.  Isabella and Josie wanted to go and found yet another booth selling pig stuff.  Josie bought a little ceramic piggy bank.

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After pig shopping, Adam and I dropped the girls off at the apartment and went back out by ourselves for a while.  We noticed that the Hotel Sacher (directly across the intersection in front of our building and the hotel featured in Woman in Gold) didn’t have enormous out-the-door lines to get into the cafe like it usually does, so we decided on the spur of the moment to duck in for an evening espresso and tea.

It was a lot fancier than I expected, though … the maitre’d showed us to the cloak room where we were supposed to check our coats and hats.  I hadn’t planned on going somewhere elegant (we initially were going to stand in line at Starbucks to get something to go) and I was basically wearing pajamas under my coat.  I just couldn’t take my coat off and go sit in an upscale, lavish dining room in my ratty old t-shirt and jeans.  My hair was a fright, too, from being smashed under a hat all day.  When the maitre’d wasn’t looking, we snuck out and went to stand in line at Starbucks with the rest of the hoi polloi, where I could keep my coat on and preserve my dignity.

Tuesday, 29 December 2015

We started our day visiting Demel – an 1888 salon serving specialties such as cream cakes, scones and strudels. It is also a confectionary/bakery where you can watch the chefs making their treats. This was recommended to us by a couple of people so we had to make a special stop to let the kids try out their version of the hot chocolate drink.

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Bar downstairs. When we arrived (around 11:00am) we only had to wait about 5 minutes to get a table. By the time we finished, the building was so full we couldn’t leave without pushing and shoving. The line to get in went out the door into the cold.

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Crowd gathered in front of Demel.

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Vienna has turned cold on us – the low is now 20 and the high 30. The locals have broken out the covered carriages, along with the New Year festival flag decorations.

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After fueling up at Demel’s, we made a long walk over to visit Sigmund Freud’s original office and living quarters. This is where Freud spent his most prolific years and developed his groundbreaking theories; moving here with his family in 1891 and staying until he was forced into exile (he went to London) by the Nazis in 1938.  He died in London about one year later.

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The original front door to Freud’s private apartments.  His professional offices were just to left.

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Staircase patients would have walked up to get to Freud’s second-floor apartments.

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Adam:   On the way back from Freud’s, we ran into a small military supply store. The kids wanted to stop and look over the old excess army gear. Isabella purchased a small denim/canvas jacket similar to the one she bought in Japan. She paid all of €3 for a new (never used) coat and now has a Japanese military jacket and an Austrian one. 

(Brenda: The proprietor said the jackets were so cheap because the army changed the design earlier this year.  He ended up with the surplus jackets in the discontinued style for next to nothing, which is why he was selling them for only €3.  Isabella wants to find this store again and buy a couple more for her friends.  The only problem was that all the big ones — that would fit a teenage boy — were gone and all he had left were extra-small.  Isabella has two guy friends she REALLY wanted to get jackets for, but they would never fit into the little ones.  She has a couple girl friends who would like them, though.)

Adam:  They had two coats that I very much wanted to buy – two authentic WWII leather coats – the long leather trench coats issued to Gestapo Criminal Inspectors. These were the real deal and were reasonably affordable, too. In the end, I passed because I just couldn’t come up with an occasion or situation where I could actually be out in the public wearing it without attracting attention – and none of it the good kind.

After this, we returned home for a late lunch and some grocery shopping. We all needed to get ready for the big night’s event – the Opera!

Before coming here I bought tickets online for us to attend Rossini’s opera “La Cenerentola” – first performed in 1817. The Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra provided the tunes.

This was the first opera for all of us and it exceeded expectations (although Holden might pass on the next offer, if ever made.) We all got dressed up in shirt and tie, dresses & the lot and headed across the street to the Staatsoper in style.

I couldn’t bring my good camera to the event, but snuck a few crappy iPhone photos to capture the evening.  [Photo below] Part of the foyer and stairs leading up to the several levels.

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Seats for the 3 of us – top balcony, 1st row, hanging out over everyone else. They didn’t have 5 tickets all together so Holden, Josie and I sat in one area and we gave the better 2 tickets to Brenda and Isabella.

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There are Brenda and Isabella – opposite us in one of the balcony boxes. 3 rows up, second over from the left. Brenda is the white figure in the middle of 3.

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La Cenerentola is performed in Italian. Outdoors, they broadcast the opera with German subtitles. Fortunately, each seat had a little screen like the one above that also printed the text in English. This helped A LOT to keep up on what was a 3 hour performance.

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Vienna Philharmonic in the pit, lights dimming curtain about to go up…

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Holden and Josie during the intermission.  Holden’s face sums up his attitude about discovering the show wasn’t over yet and was going to resume after a break.

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Adam took this photo of me [below] during the intermission with the zoom on his phone.  I had the box all to myself for about 10 minutes as everyone else in our area headed out for the bathrooms.  Isabella and I shared this box with three other people; one single guy and a couple.  The couple left after the intermission so we had even more space.  Each box has it’s own private coat room in the back with a long upholstered bench and mirrors so people can check their outfits.

The guy sitting next to us knew this opera by heart.  If fact, he knew it so well that I have a feeling he may have been an understudy for the performer that played the Prince Charming character.  I’ve never seen a person watch a performance quite the way this guy did … if he wasn’t a professional performer himself, he was a hard-core aficionado.

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There were no fat ladies in this performance, so the two little ones kept asking me when the show would be over (especially after the 2+ hour mark) but they were good troopers.

Isabella loved the show and Brenda couldn’t hardly drag her away at the end.. there was one standing ovation after the other that went on for more than 10 minutes.  

It was fun to see the Opera, grab our coats from the check girl and then just walk across the street to our apartment.

 

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Vienna, Austria; 24-26 Dec 2015

Thursday, 24 December 2015 (Christmas Eve Day)

We’re getting late starts each morning.  The time change has us still awake at 1:30 a.m. and still in bed at 10:30 a.m.  Considering it starts getting dark at 4:00 p.m. this time of year, we really need to get up earlier to start our days.  Today it was nearly noon before we finally made out the front door.

This guy is selling roasted chestnuts and potato “chips” — roasted spiral potato slices on a stick.  He’s there when we leave our apartment in the morning (well … noon) and he’s still there past 8:00 p.m.

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Isabella coming out of our building.  We exit into this covered walkway with a small Christmas market.

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A lot of people were buying their Christmas trees today.

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We began our day figuring out how the Vienna subway system works – with our destination being the Kunstmarkt – art marketplace.  The subway system here works just like the one in London, although it’s unclear where the tickets are supposed to be collected.  We bought tickets but never saw a place to scan them, so we didn’t.

While Adam was buying the tickets at the ticket vending machine, I noticed the kids giggling by the drinks vending machine a few feet away.  Isabella said, “Mama, they sell pot tea.”
“They sell potty? What?”
“No — pot tea.  Weed tea.  As in marijuana. They have a picture of the leaf and everything.”

By this time we’d walked out of the vending area and over toward the train platform.  I said, “It can’t be tea made of marijuana.  It was probably a picture of a dandelion leaf or something.”  The kids don’t know anything about plant leaves and to them they all look pretty much the same.  Holden said, “No, it was definitely marijuana.  It even said ‘cannabis’ on the label.”

So, back we went to the vending machine.  Sure enough, there was cannabis tea in a can like Red Bull.  We didn’t buy any.  I looked it up when I got back to the apartment — it’s called C+Swiss and according to wikipedia: “is a hemp based icea tea which is legal in the United States. C+Swiss contains 0.0015% THC and is environmentally friendly.” According to general internet users, it’s a disappointment and doesn’t taste very good.  We may have to buy a can just to see what it’s like.

Once we got to the art market we found out that it was closed for the weekend – we’ll have to return some other time.  I peeked in the windows and didn’t see anything as good as the Polish watercolor guy, so my hopes for finding the next Van Gogh have been dashed a little.  We’ll still go back after Christmas and paw through the bins.  They have most of the paintings stacked like vinyl records.

[photo below] Cool Fin de Siecle designwork near the Naschmarkt.

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We decided to walk the long way back and just see what we ran into. We stopped off at the Naschmarkt – about 1.5km of stalls selling all sorts of food goods – fruits, vegetables, meats, spices, etc. The market has been in the same location since the 16th century.

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Spices, salts and herbs from all over the world.  I bought a bag of garlic sea salt and a bag of Viennese salt, probably harvested from the alps but it doesn’t say on the package.  The salt itself is very coarse and dark grey.

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Some of the fruits and vegetables were exotic.  Holden really wanted to buy a dragonfruit, but we didn’t want to carry it around all day.

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Still debating on where we could put it and who would have to carry it.  In the end, nobody wanted the responsibility.  Carrying a bag would mean not being able to put your hands in your pockets and it was quite cold.

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We found a nice cafe for lunch and had the best meal of the trip so far.  The waiter remembered to bring Josie’s meal, too.  She had a much better day today.

We walked and walked for what felt like forever, just taking in all the new streets — and then suddenly realized we were very near our apartment.  We’d been headed toward Mozart’s house but all thought it sounded like a nice idea to pop back upstairs first to rest our feet for a few minutes.  Once all the shoes were off, Holden and Josie decided they didn’t want to go back out to see the Mozart house and opted to stay home.  Isabella still wanted to go, so just the three of us went.

St. Stephen’s Cathedral again. Mozart’s house is right off the St. Stephen’s square.

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Isabella bought a little leather-bound handmade notebook for one of her friends.  Even the paper inside is handmade.

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A few more shots of the shops and Christmas markets around St Stephen’s square.

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This museum was a disappointment.  We were hoping it was going to be like the Charles Dickens house in London, furnished fairly close to how the Dickens family would have had it so you can get a sense of what their daily lives may have been like.

In this case, the apartment is almost completely empty.  Mozart only lived there for 2 1/2 years and there are no written descriptions of how he had it furnished.   They don’t even know for sure what he used each room for.  One of the rooms, for example, said that historically it was where they figured he had his study, but recently have decided it was more likely to have been his bedroom.  Other plaques said, “This was probably a guest room” or “It’s assumed this was his living room because it’s the biggest room in the apartment.”

They did have some handwritten sheets of his music and some of his letters, which was really neat to see, but in the end you left without any real sense of what his life was like while he lived there.

A couple more shots of the buildings along the pedestrian area near our apartment.

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After dinner Holden and Josie, once again, opted to stay home.  Isabella, Adam and I went back out just to see what was still open on an Austrian Christmas Eve.  The whole city was lit up and beautiful, although most of the shops and Christmas booths were closed.  A few of the fancier restaurants were open and they were packed.

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St Peter’s Cathedral was open.  They were preparing for Christmas Eve services so we just took a peek and left.  Tomorrow night (Christmas day) they have an 8:00 p.m. organ performance accompanied by a soprano.  Adam and Isabella may see if they can get in to see that performance.

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We wandered further than we expected we would …

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… and ended up back at the big Christmas market furthest from our place.  It was still very much open and hopping with activity.

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Some of those gorgeous glass Christmas ornaments.

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Adam and I finally got around to trying the “punsch” for sale all over the city.  It tastes a lot like hot apple cider, although there are no apples in it.  Weihnachtspunsch – black tea, red wine, rum, sugar, lemons, oranges, cloves and cinnamon.  It was quite sweet and I ended up drinking most of it.  Adam doesn’t care much for sugary drinks and he hates tea.  The alcohol content (in this one, anyway) was so low I offered to share it with Isabella but she took one sip and declared it “gross.”  More for me!  It even came in a ceramic souvenir mug you get to keep.

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Isabella chose this candied apple as her treat instead.  She thought it was going to be sticky, like a caramel apple, but the candy coating was rock hard.  It was basically an apple suspended inside a lollipop.  She had to lick a hole through the candy shell to get to the apple.

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Even the trees in this neighborhood are decorated and themed.  This one was covered in hearts.  Another had guitars (which Isabella insisted were actually cellos and she may have been right), one had candy canes, etc.

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Vendor selling fancy French soaps and assorted bath products.

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The guitar/cello/giant violin tree.

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Fog was starting to set in, which gave the church a misty, watercolor quality.

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In what turned out to be the best part of the day, Adam’s camera malfunctioned and we don’t have any photos.

We were all in bed when every church in the city started ringing it’s bells.  I went up to our rooftop deck to see if there were processions of people or anything going on, and was treated to a magical view straight out of a storybook.  Every church and historical building as far as the eye could see was lit up and all the advertising signs and ugly modern stuff was turned off.  A misty fog made everything look like it was glowing.  The Opera House adjacent to our building looked like a jewel and we could see all the people dressed in their finery walking around. It was a painting from 1800 come to life.

I went back in to get Adam and the kids.  We all stood outside in the freezing cold in our pajamas, mesmerized.  Then, on the stroke of midnight, all the lights went out and the bells stopped ringing.

Friday, 25 December 2015 (Christmas Day)

We slept in again and got another late start, which is unusual for a Christmas morning.  That is generally the one day of the year the kids wake up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to go long before the crack of dawn.  We’re not giving each other gifts this year because this trip itself is pretty much the gift.  I guess the kids figured sleeping in was a better use of their morning since there weren’t any packages to tear open.

I made scrambled eggs, potatoes, onions and mushrooms for breakfast.  It’s the first meal I’ve cooked in this apartment and I ran into the same trouble I always do in AirBnB rentals — terrible cookware and knives.  I understand why they all have such awful kitchenware … the good stuff is expensive and people would either ruin it or steal it.  (If I were letting strangers stay in my place, I’d equip it with cookware from the equivalent of Walmart, too.)  It does make for some improvising in the preparation of meals though.

After showers and getting dressed, we headed over to the Albertina Museum – something open today.  Every other tourist in the city had the same idea. The place was crowded.

This month, the Albertina is exhibiting a special collection of Edvard Munch.  I didn’t realize The Scream was a wood print and there are several different iterations of it.  This is the one they had on display.  You can see in the photo below that Holden and Josie didn’t bother to look at it, even though so many people were trying to get photos of it that a huge crowd had formed.  People were queueing up and taking turns.

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My favorite piece was this painting of a horse done by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.  He was only 17 when he painted it.  The description next to the painting reads in part:

“Due to his long sick bed in 1878/79 because of complicated bone fractures that eventually led to the deformation of his legs, Toulouse-Lautrec started drawing at an early age.  … Encouraged by his father’s passion for hunting and riding … Henri initially mostly drew dogs and horses…. This painting was made in 1881 at the Chateau de Bosc near Albi, where the artist frequently spent the holidays.”

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Poor Toulouse-Lautrec was born into a noble family but suffered some sort of bone disease that stunted his legs.  The trunk of his body grew to normal adult proportions, but his legs remained weirdly short.  (He was only 4’8″ tall.)  He developed an affinity for drinking and prostitutes, which eventually led to his untimely demise at age 36.  He died from complications of alcoholism and syphilis.  His signature drink was a cocktail made from equal parts absinthe and cognac, and he had his cane hollowed out (which he needed for walking) so he could fill it with booze and never be caught without.

The Albertina was originally a part of a late 17th century palace built for royalty. One wing has been preserved with original rooms and furniture from the period, as well as the most significant pieces of art in the collection – originals by Da Vinci, Dürer, Rembrandt and Bosch.

I think the wall coverings are all made of silk cloth, but I’m not sure … these rooms didn’t have signs with English so I did a lot of guessing based on the few German words I recognize.

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The floors were the most exquisite I’ve ever seen.  They are wood inlay, each room with a different design.  Most of them were covered with rugs to protect them.

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Holden and Josie once again sitting on a bench instead of taking in their spectacular surroundings.  You can lead a child to great works of art and culture, but you can’t make them look.

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View of the horse carriages from the steps of the Albertina.

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On the way to the cafe for lunch, we walked down a new street and found several art galleries and antique shops.  They were all closed for Christmas so we’ll go back in a few days.

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Then we suddenly found ourselves passing by the stables were they house the Lipizzaner Stallions of the Spanish Riding School.  This city has a delightful surprise around every corner.

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Cafe Griensteidl – one of Vienna’s original (19th century) cafes – and open today for our lunch.  We had a fantastic meal here.  I ordered gnocchi in a pumpkin soup that was so good I’m going to try recreating it once I get back home.

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After lunch we hired one of the carriages to take the five of us on a 30 minute tour around the city. The kids had fun bundling up under the blankets and seeing the sights in style. Isabella looks like she would rather be just about anywhere else, but she insists she was so taken by the scenery and the clip-clop of the horses — the whole sensory experience, really — that she was completely lost in thought.  When the ride was over, all three kids wanted to immediately do it again.

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As for me, I realized while we were riding in the carriage that all this time walking around the city, I haven’t been looking up to truly appreciate the buildings. Everyone has a tendency to look down while walking, so you see mostly what is on street-level. (Navigating through crowds of people, too, you have to watch where you are going.) The carriage ride gives you a chance to sit back and look UP, and it’s well worth the price. You get an entirely new perspective on the city. Streets we’ve been walking through several times each day suddenly looked completely new.

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By this time it was after 4:00 p.m. and I wanted a chance to relax a bit before I had to get started on dinner.  It was also starting to get really cold.

We went back to the apartment for a few hours.  I baked chicken tenders with butter and garlic, new potatoes and carrots with butter and garlic, and brussels sprouts with butter and garlic.  When you don’t have an extensive spice rack at your disposal, you can work miracles with butter, garlic, and salt.

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A view of the Opera House from our deck.  The fog rolls in each night and gives the city a mystical quality.

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Around 7:00 p.m. we headed back out.  Adam and Isabella wanted to see if they could get in to see the organ concert at St Peter’s Cathedral at 8:00 p.m. and the rest of us wanted to walk around the city and see what was there to see. It was quite cold this evening, so we got out our gloves, scarves, and warmest coats.

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The chestnut guy outside our apartment door always has a crowd.  He must make as much money during the Christmas holiday as he does the rest of the year put together.

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Every corner you turn reveals magical sights like this one.

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We ended up back at the Christmas market Isabella, Adam and I went to last night.  They were still open.  Holden and Josie both wanted to get candied apples after they saw Isabella come home with one yesterday.

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Here is the full Christmas moon!  Mere moments after Adam took this photo, we looked up and the moon was gone.  Clouds rolled in and simply erased it.  We got really lucky with the timing on this one.

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Found the candied apple stand!

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Isabella wanted to try something new, so she chose this enormous pretzel covered in chocolate and almond shavings.

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One last shot of the Christmas market.  We read that it was closing down after Christmas.  We were actually surprised it was still open this late … a lot of the markets had already been dismantled and New Year’s Eve decorations erected in their places.  I was surprised at that — it means some poor schmucks had to spend Christmas day working hard outside in the cold.  I assumed they would just do all that tomorrow, but no.

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On the walk home.

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Giant ribbon on the building outside our apartment.

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We ran into the Polish artist again on our way home.  We ended up buying another 5 of his paintings, with the idea of giving them out as gifts.

I got to looking at them once we got them home and became convinced they were from a printer — they were just too perfect. I was mad and pretty sure the guy had lied right to our faces.  I spent a couple hours angrily googling “how to tell if a watercolor is original or a print.”  In the end, someone said a sure-fire way to tell is to wet a q-tip and see if any pigment comes off the painting.  A real watercolor will re-paintify and come off on the q-tip, whereas printed ink won’t.  I tested one of them and it was definitely real paint.

Then I felt bad for thinking evil, un-Christmasy thoughts about the Polish guy … yet I’m still a bit skeptical in spite of the kinda/sorta-scientific test I conducted.  I don’t know how anyone can paint that precisely and evenly with watercolors.  If something is too good to be true, it usually is. Here is one example:  just look at how well he rendered the horses.

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Saturday, 26 December 2015 (St. Stephen’s Day)

Austrians celebrate Stephanitag (St. Stephen’s Day) the day after Christmas.  In England, they call it Boxing Day.  Apparently Stephanitag is nearly as big a deal as Christmas itself.

Adam made several trips to the grocery store this morning thinking they would eventually open – but they never did open. Much of the rest of the city was closed, too.  I ended up cooking a batch of potatoes, onions, sausages and our 4 remaining eggs to make our breakfast because we were out of cereal and milk.

Our first destination was to take a ride on the Weiner Riesenrad – the oldest extant Ferris Wheel in the world. Built in 1897, it is a popular tourist attraction and has appeared in many movies through the years – from Orson Welles to James Bond.  The Wheel is part of the Prater park, which is much more of an amusement park than we thought it would be.  The kids were thrilled.

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Holden looking at the city from inside one of the old ferris wheel cars, which looked kind of like 1/4th scale old-fashioned train cars.

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Some of the cars (pictured below) were equipped with dining tables.  People can have a romantic dinner if they wish.

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Our public car was much less romantic.  They packed people in.

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Isabella, Holden and me enjoying the sights.  Once again, Isabella insists she was having a great time, listening to her music and marveling at her surroundings.

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Next up was a funky rollercoaster.  We’d never seen one quite like it.  All of the rides cost €4 each and we’d told the kids they could do ONE ride.  This is the one they unanimously chose.

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Riders lay down in a prone position on their stomachs, like Superman flying.  You can’t see from the photo, but their legs are sticking straight out behind them.

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Off they go!

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Slowly up the corkscrew …

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… and then it goes like mad.

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We left Prater park to find a cafe suitable for lunch.  Then we walked a few blocks to see the Danube.  It actually was blue.

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Back near our apartment in Stephansplatz they have their New Year itinerary posted.  Each of the yellow dots is a location that will have a different musical artist performing.  Listed below are the artists and their genre of music.

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With the grocery stores closed these last two days, we’ve been stocking up on “Nachtschwärmer” (means either night owl or nocturnal reveler, depending on which you prefer) sold at a nearby kiosk. Cheap! Careful when asking for that brand by name in your local store.

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While in the subway station today, we bought a can of the cannabis tea to try.  We haven’t had it yet, but here is the picture to prove I’m not making it up.

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I cooked a repeat of our Christmas dinner (chicken, potatoes, carrots, brussels sprouts, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms) after wine time.

For our pre-dinner Wine Time entertainment we watched Woman in Gold, starring Helen Mirren and Ryan Reynolds.  It’s (based-on) a true story of a wealthy Austrian Jewish woman forced to flee the Nazis at the beginning of WWII.  She escaped to America and settled in Los Angeles, but the Nazis plundered her family’s Viennese estate.  They stole, in particular, a painting titled Woman in Gold by Klimt, which was a commissioned portrait of her Aunt Adele.  As an old woman, she sued the Austrian government to return the painting (among others) in 1998.

A lot of the scenes were filmed in Vienna so we wanted to watch the movie while we were here.  The infamous stolen painting hung in the Belvedere Gallery for years as the crown jewel of their Klimt collection.  We’re going to the Belvedere Gallery tomorrow.

It’s so much fun to be able to watch a movie/show and then immediately go tromp around the filming locations.  A couple years ago we spent Christmas in London near 221B Baker Street, so we re-watched all the Sherlock episodes and then dedicated a whole day to retracing Sherlock’s steps around the city.  It was fun!

Around 6:30 p.m. we headed back out for our evening stroll.  We took a different route this time to see if there was anything new, but struck out.  The buildings were impressive, as usual in Vienna, but there wasn’t anything going on.

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We did find this statue of Johann Strauss.  He looks nearly identical to Mark Twain.  We’ve seen pictures of him in various places throughout the city and each time I think, “Why do they have a picture of Mark Twain playing the violin?”  Here he was, larger than life, in statue form.  We had to get a picture.

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Back outside our apartment the Opera House is broadcasting a live performance so everyone can see it.  They are playing La Cenerentola (Cinderella) — sung in Italian and shown here with German subtitles.  We have tickets to this performance next week.

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If you are willing to sit out in the cold, you can see a world-class performance for free.  Quite a few people were doing exactly that.

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From our rooftop deck you can see the Opera House and the projection screen.  We could hear the singing from inside our apartment, which was incredibly cool.

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Later in the evening, we learned that Vienna has received news of a terrorist threat (along with several other unnamed European cities) to take place sometime between Christmas and New Year’s.  That news cast a pall over our evening.

I spent some time looking up all the details I could find, which wasn’t much.  The main New Year’s celebrations are taking place in Stephansplatz, just a couple blocks from where we are.  The city is shutting down most of the subway system after 10:00 p.m. on New Year’s Eve so that anyone wanting to get to Stephansplatz will have to walk there.  The subway system will be reserved for the exclusive use of the police and ambulance services so they can get around quickly if necessary.  The police have announced they will increase security but so far will not cancel any of the events.

Excerpt from article in The Guardian:  Police in Vienna have stepped up security around the city after a warning to several European capitals about a possible attack between Christmas and new year. They said that the warning, about a gun or bomb attack, did not specify any targets and that authorities in Vienna did not intend to cancel any specific events.

The warning did give several names of potential attackers, the statement said, but an investigation into the names had not produced concrete results.

Christoph Pölzl, a spokesman for Vienna police, said: “We do not know if these people exist in real life, or if they are only names with no real person behind them. We have no evidence that they are in Vienna, and we have no evidence that they are even in Europe.” Pölzl refused to say which other European capitals had received the warning.

City authorities said they would increase surveillance of places where crowds are expected to gather, including transport hubs, and pay closer attention to suspicious bags or suitcases.

Anyway, this is sobering and unwelcome news.  The New Year celebrations in the city center begin at 2:00 pm. and go through midnight.  Our original plan was to go out early in the afternoon before people started getting drunk and rowdy, then come back to our apartment for a dinner in.  We expect we’ll be able to see several different fireworks shows from our roof balcony, so we plan to view the festivities from up there.  Unless further news about a more concrete threat surfaces, we’ll probably stick with that plan.

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Vienna, Austria; 21-23 Dec 2015

Monday, 21 December 2015

We arrived in Vienna this morning.  We’d been awake for more than 24 hours by the time we checked into our apartment, so we took naps and then went out for a walk in the late afternoon to orient ourselves a bit.  We still felt a little zombified, though, so we wandered around the streets near our building but didn’t really know what we were looking at.  Each street has a different light theme for the holidays and it’s beautiful.

The entire city center has been designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site and has spectacular architecture everywhere you look.

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Window shopping at a Lalique glass shop.  Holden is eating fish and chips out of a cardboard box.  I think he’s actively growing right now because he has a voracious appetite lately.  He’s always been fixated on meals, but he’s stepped it up a notch.  Normally he’s a bit picky, which is why he’s always wanting to know ahead of time what the next meal is going to be.  These days, though, almost anything he can throw down his gullet will do.

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St. Stephen’s Cathedral.  The tile work on the roof is spectacular.

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We’re going to be treated to a rare full moon on Christmas this year.  The last full moon on Christmas was in 1977.  It’s only a few days away … here you can see the almost-full moon peeking out from clouds, making St. Stephen’s Cathedral look medieval.  Where are the vampires?

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A large collection of teddy bears with a sign informing everyone they are most definitely not for sale.  Language and cultural differences always interest me.  In Japan, a sign like the one in this window would have an English translation saying something like, “We are humbly honored to have you admire our bears, we are so sorry but they are not for purchase thank you.”  Here, the English said “NO!!  NOT FOR SALE!” in all capital letters with exclamation points.

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It’s hard to choose which street has the prettiest light display, but I think so far this one is my favorite (below).

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Although this one is really nice, too.

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We went back to the apartment at 8:30 p.m. with the intention of going to bed, but none of us could sleep.  We discovered on Netflix they have the newest episode of Black Mirror available and were really excited to see it.  As far as I know, it hasn’t been released into the US market yet.  It’s a Christmas special that originally aired in England 16 Dec 2014 but we hadn’t seen it.  The title is “White Christmas” and (no spoilers, I promise) stars Jon Hamm and is, in our opinion, the very best episode they’ve made.  (Netflix bought the show and has announced they will make a 12-episode season 3 to be released on an unspecified date.)

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

(Below) Some shots of the apartment we’ve rented for our stay here. We found this place on our old standby, AirBnb – and it has surpassed our expectations.

This apartment has 2800 sq.ft and is on the 5th floor (Penthouse) at the top of a building housing a luxury shopping mall on the main levels. The apartment has 3 floors but curiously only one regular bedroom. Each kid has their bed located in a loft area. There are two bathrooms, a kitchen and a private outdoor patio that gives 360 degree views of downtown Vienna.

It also has great internet, wifi, Netflix, and a color printer.

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Living room, entry and kitchen in the background

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View of living room from the staircase

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Entry

The kitchen in this place is by far the best stocked one we’ve ever rented.  They even have spice grinders filled with salt, pepper, and dried red pepper flakes. The full-sized refrigerator is hidden in the white cabinetry.  Other items necessary for cooking are included, too, like a bottle of olive oil, sugar, spices.

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Full kitchen

The windows have automatic shades and the closet unit has lots of space for the girls to unpack.  We don’t have to live out of suitcases for two weeks, which is really nice.

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Isabella and Josie asleep in their loft

Holden’s area.  He has a closet for himself, too.

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Holden asleep in his loft

There is only one full bath (the main floor has a half bath) but it’s a really nice one.  The white cabinet in the corner houses a washing machine. The host stocked the bathroom with toothpaste, mouthwash, and laundry detergent in addition to the usual staples like soap and shampoo. They really have thought of everything.

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Main bathroom

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Private deck

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360 degree views from the second-level private deck. The building with the greenish-grey roof is the Opera House.

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Skylights and rooftop decks of the other penthouse apartments

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We were grateful to the owner for including a car service from the airport so we didn’t have to figure out how to get here after spending so many hours on a plane.  He also stocked the kitchen with a big bowl of fresh fruit, cereal, instant rice, pasta, bottled water and juice, tea, coffee, and wine.  That was particularly welcome since we were hungry but also so tired we could hardly think when we arrived.

Not pictured is the private in-apartment elevator that goes from the first floor kitchen all the way up to the roof-top deck.  I can only imagine it’s primary use is to transfer food up there so you don’t have to carry everything up three flights of stairs.  The main elevator is outside the front door and opens in the mall adjacent to a chocolate cafe.  The whole area smells like hot chocolate.

The mall itself has everything one could possibly need for the duration of a stay here.  There is a huge grocery store on the bottom floor, restaurants, cafes, and food kiosks, clothing stores, a drug store … you name it.  You don’t even have to put a coat on to run downstairs for any item you might decide you need.

We like to spend the first couple of days in any new location just walking around the city to get a feel for where we are.  We dedicated today to visiting several different Christmas Markets – Vienna hosts about 20 of them in various parts of town. Some of them close down as soon as tomorrow, so we made it a point to visit these first. Everything was in walking distance.

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This building belonged to the Hapsburgs and now houses the National Library.

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Emperor Franz Joseph I in front of the Hofburg quarters.

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Rose gardens throughout the Volksgarten Vienna park.  The tea roses are covered for the winter.  This place must be a magical wonderland in springtime when all the roses are blooming.

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This year we won’t have a white Christmas. However, the good news is that it doesn’t look like it is going to rain the entire time we’re here.  Weather today was gorgeous – sunny and 56. Most of the time we’re here, however, it’ll be more like 45 day time, 38 at night.

“Frohe Weihnachten” (Merry Christmas) at the Rathausplatz Christmas market. Half of the booths sell local arts and crafts, the other half sell more than a dozen types of alcoholic drinks. The third half sell candies and treats. Good stuff for everyone!

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We found some pink frosted doughnuts with sprinkles that look exactly like the ones Homer Simpson is always eating.  We bought one for Holden specifically to get this photo.  Holden was more than happy to oblige.  (The flavor was “erdbeer” which we learned is the German word for strawberry.)

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Holden and Isabella checking out toys in the Rumplestilzchen booth.

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Next was the Art Advent in Karlsplatz.  Tomorrow is the last day for this street market full of artisans offering their handmade and original wares.  They mostly had pottery and glass works, which were all very lovely.  I didn’t buy anything because most of it was so delicate I didn’t think I could get it home unbroken.

This market also had a petting zoo with goats and a couple of baby pigs.

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Josie thinking her deep thoughts while watching the baby pigs.  Josie loves pigs.

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Lots of street performers back near our apartment.  This guy was making huge bubbles and then blowing smaller bubbles filled with smoke into the center of them.  It got a little windy and started messing him up, as the large bubbles were floating away before he had a chance to work his magic on them.

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The kids watching a street artist paint a new drawing with spray paint cans and hand tools. Josie bought the painting the guy is making (€15) while I bought three watercolors done by the guy’s wife (lady on the right-hand side of the photo with yellow sleeves).

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Street art at Stephansplatz. I bought 5 small water color paintings from two different artists — three from the lady married to the spray painting guy, and two from a young Polish artist planning to move to Chicago in 2016.  He was very keen to discuss Chicago with us when we told him we’d lived there for a year.

His watercolors were so good I assumed they must be prints and wasn’t going to buy one.  They were so well-crafted and had so much detail I figured they had to be small prints made from much larger originals.  I asked the guy if they were originals or not and he assured us they were … then he showed us the painting he was currently working on, which was beautiful even in it’s half-finished state.  He also pulled one of his finished paintings off the rack after giving it a scrutinizing look and said, “I can make better” and added some color and detail right there on the spot.  Sold!!  I bought two.  His work is better than a lot of stuff I’ve seen in galleries.

Another shot of St Stephen’s Cathedral and it’s spectacular tiled roof.

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After walking around all day, we discovered that we’re having more trouble keeping track of each other in the crowds in this location than we ever have anywhere else.  We blend in here so well we lose each other.  Isabella remarked that we look like Austrians in spite of our genetic heritage being around 90% English and 10% Irish/Scottish mix.  (Adam has a German relative somewhere back in his family tree, but I think that’s an outlier in an almost all British cast.)  Anyway, we were surprised at how much we look like the Austrian crowd, including our clothing.  In most countries we’ve visited it’s a lot easier to keep track of each other because we stand out (sometimes like sore thumbs; Japan, for instance).  Even in England our clothes are noticeably different from everyone else’s.  In some ways it’s nice to be able to blend in, though.  We don’t attract attention as obvious tourists, which can make you into a target.

We ate a small snack in a sit-down cafe late this afternoon, but mostly we’ve been going back to our apartment for meals.  The grocery store is so convenient we’ve found it easier (and cheaper) to go there and pick out food to take upstairs.  We get tired of sitting in restaurants and have found we prefer to eat at home when possible. It also tends to be healthier, too.  We bought some fruit, olives, pastrami, cheese, and fresh bread — what we call our “Skyrim meal” that we eat a lot when we travel.  No cooking required.  They also have really inexpensive wine here.  You can get a bottle for €3.  Adam bought a very nice red for €6.  The €/$ exchange rate is pretty close to 1/1 right now, so prices are easy to calculate on this trip.

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Today was another walking-around day.  We explored a couple of different areas and ran into a few more Christmas markets.  We had fun, but it doesn’t make for interesting stories.

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The architecture here is amazing.  Every corner you turn has more exquisite buildings.

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20 minutes after we left the apartment, Holden was so hungry he had a stomach ache.  We bought him a “hot dog” from a street vendor.  They stuff a bratwurst into a hollowed-out baguette with mustard squirted into the bottom.  The sausage shoves the mustard up the sides and coats the whole thing.  Then they stick the top of the baguette on the bratwurst like a little hat.  They call it a hot dog, but it doesn’t much resemble what we think of as a hot dog.

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Isabella inspecting handmade leather purses.  She wanted one pretty badly, but they were €50 each and in the end she decided that was too rich for her blood and walked away.  She decided €50 in her pocket was better than a purse with €0 in it.

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We found this location just wandering around.  That yellowish building behind us is the location of Mozart’s house (pink plaque next to the arched doorway on the end of the building.)  His house stood in that very spot, but was torn down in order for this building to be put in it’s place.

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Around the corner from Mozart’s house.

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Horse-drawn carriages in another grand location, right in front of one of the more posh Christmas markets.

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Handblown glass Christmas ornaments.  These are stunning, but really fragile-looking.

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The girls and I buying little wooden balls soaked in essential oils to be used as room fresheners.  Holden didn’t want one even though the lady offered to give him one for free.

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Josie had a bit of a rough day.  As the youngest, her opinions and comments tend to get drowned out by older, louder, more adult siblings.  She was feeling a little like the picked-on runt piglet by the time we stopped for lunch, and then –rubbing salt in the wound — the waiter forgot to bring her meal.  She had to eat the leftovers off everyone else’s plates.  Adam and I resolved to make sure we pay more attention to her so she doesn’t feel so left out from now on.

The sun peeked out this afternoon.  The daylight hours are very short this time of year.

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“Umm … maybe I’m better off taking my chances with the shark.”

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This guy turned a broom into a guitar and was actually a pretty skilled musician.  Holden:  “Boy, quidditch sure has changed.”

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We went back to the apartment around dinnertime.  I wanted to get a load of laundry going, Adam and I needed to go to the grocery store for the Christmas dinner fixins’ (potatoes, carrots, brussels sprouts, chicken tenderloins … ingredients easy to cook that will still taste OK with only salt, pepper and butter as flavoring agents) since the stores will have limited hours tomorrow on Christmas Eve day, etc.

After the chores were done and everyone got a little something to eat, we started arguing about what to watch on TV.  This apartment has only one television.  We searched for a long time on Netflix to find something suitable for everyone (which is next to impossible) and landed on Back to the Future, which the kids have never seen.

It ended up being really fun … it took a very long time to get through it because the kids kept hitting pause to ask Adam and me about 1985, and to speculate about the storyline in the movie.  Moments like these don’t happen at home when everyone can scatter to a different room/device and do their own thing, so while it was frustrating trying to watch the film, it was endearing to interact with the kids and have all of us engaged in the same movie.

After the movie Adam and I went back out, just the two of us.  It was quite nice to walk around without having to keep track of 5 people.  We may start taking a evening walk, just the two of us, each night.

Tomorrow we will attempt to find the big art market, which I’ve been looking forward to since before we left home.  We’ve also covered most of the city center in our aimless wanderings and will spend the next part of the trip visiting specific locations.  Vienna has the world’s oldest zoo, several museums, the house Mozart lived in when he composed The Marriage of Figaro, boat tours down the Danube, etc.

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Memphis, Tennessee

9/21/15, Monday

This week the kids have a Fall break, so Rita and Randy came to visit and we decided to head to Memphis for what I’m calling our Blues Tour.  Over the past 6 or 8 months, Adam has started learning to play guitar and Randy, with retirement looming in just 5 short months, has renewed an interest in music and vintage stereo equipment.  Both of them were itching to go to Memphis to immerse themselves in the rich history of American blues music.

So, like many a musician, we packed 7 people and the dog into our car and hit the road.

*all photos without borders were shot by Rita/Randy.  Photos with borders were shot by Adam*

On the road!

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At a rest stop in Alabama to let Max go potty in a cotton field.  Isabella picked some cotton and is pulling it apart to see the seeds.

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Alabama: this guy is still sore about the outcome of the Civil War (aka, the War of Northern Aggression.)

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We arrived in Memphis to our rented apartment, which is so fantastic I’m posting a bunch of photos of the interior.  If you are considering a trip to Memphis, this apartment is well worth the money.  It’s 2 blocks from Sun Studios and can host up to 12 guests at a time (3300 square feet of space.)  The place is enormous and very private, with a building-wide private roof-top deck, and is also pet friendly.  We can’t recommend this place highly enough.

One of two master bedrooms.

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Study/secondary bedroom.

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Adam, Rita, and Max enjoying the fantastic fall weather.

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All three kids plugged in and watching TV.  It was a long day in the car.  Max got car sick and agitated, so we were all even more relieved than usual to reach our destination after a car trip day.

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Rita, Randy and me at the dining room table getting the computers connected to the wifi.

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Adam:  Prior to leaving Atlanta, I discovered that Leon Russell was performing Monday night. I bought tickets for the 4 adults and we spent a wonderful evening at Lafayette’s Music Room eating and drinking and listening to music.

Randy was especially excited to see Leon Russell in concert.  He’s attended Leon Russell concerts twice in the past; the first time in 1971 (Oklahoma City) and the second in 2010 (Seattle, Washington).

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The stage is ready.

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The opening act, Doug and Alyssa Graham.  They have known each other since she was 7 years old and he was 9.  They started dating when they became teenagers and have been together ever since.  She referred to him as “the love of my life.”  They travel the world writing and performing their music.  After this show, they were headed off to London (the one in England) to receive some kind of award.  Their style is more country than blues.

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Randy taking some photos of the opening act, “The Grahams.”

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Adam:  Leon Russell at the piano. 74 years old, walks with a cane, going senile, and can still play like a Sumbitch. L1030603-L L1030611-L

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Randy getting up close to the steel guitar player.

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Leon Russell came out on stage and stood for a moment for people to take pictures, then he sat down at the piano. His hands hit the keys the moment his butt hit the chair and he launched straight into a fast-paced song.  It felt a little like turning on a radio in the middle of a song.  He didn’t waste a single moment of time on stage.  Between numbers he would tell little stories about his life.

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Randy standing in line to buy the albums. L1009764-L

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Leon Russell’s coach after the performance. Randy was in line waiting to get the album he purchased signed by Leon.

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9/22/15, Tuesday

We started our day with a trip to the grocery store for supplies and Starbucks for morning fuel.

Our house is 2 blocks away from Sun Studio, so we were all able to walk over to the studio just as they opened and get in on the first tour of the day.

The waiting room for the Sun Studios tour is an actual diner/cafe.  They still serve drinks.  This was the place musicians in the days of yore would hang out while waiting for their turns in the studio.

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The first part of the tour takes you upstairs into an area that used to be a boarding house/hotel and is now a museum.  They have reconstructed Sam Phillips’ DJ desk and equipment from WHBQ Memphis in the early 50s and have on display many items and technical equipment used in the early days of recording and broadcasting music.

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One of the first one-reel recording devices.  This was an incredibly expensive, state-of-the-art piece of equipment at the time, which was paid for by using cheaper equipment to record special events for people: weddings, graduations, birthdays, etc.

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This was the machine that actually made the records.  The guide said it was basically an old-timey CD burner.

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Sam Phillips hauled these things around in the back of his car to record events on location.

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After touring the museum upstairs in the old hotel quarters, you go downstairs to the actual recording studio.  You enter through the front office.  This is where Marion Keisker, Sam’s secretary, worked when Elvis Presley came to the studio to record his very first song.  It cost $4 to make a recording and it took Elvis 5 months to save up that much — and he had to borrow the last $1.50 from his boss at the Crown Electric Company where he was a truck driver.  The window (looks like a mirror with white molding) looks into the recording studio.

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TV and record player in the front office.

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Equipment for use in Sun Studio. Like just about every piece of hallowed ground around the world, the actual pace is much smaller, basic and unimpressive than you imagine in your mind. The folks who have recorded here is a who’s who of early Rock and Roll. The studio is still open for recording in the evenings.

The “X” on the floor is the very spot Elvis stood when he recorded his first songs.  He was only with Sun Studio for a short while before Sam Phillips sold him to RCA for $35,000.  That was enough money to keep a struggling Sun Studios afloat and launched the careers of many other artists.

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Acoustic tiles on the ceiling, installed and painted by Marion.

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The next few photos show some of the equipment currently being used every night when the tourists are kicked out and the artists take over.  They shove everything against the walls in the morning so visitors can fit into the room for tours.

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Kids posing with the Shure 55 microphone and stand that Elvis used for his Sun Records performances “That’s All Right,” “Hound Dog,” “Blue Suede Shoes,” etc.  It no longer works so they let people touch it.

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The iconic photo ran in the Memphis newspaper with the headline “Million Dollar Quartet.” Elvis was on contract with RCA at the time and it was illegal for him to actually record anything at Sun with these guys, but Sam Phillips snuck-recorded some of the session anyway. They play snippets of it during the Sun Studio tour … it’s just those four guys BSing with each other and playing around on the piano.  Isabella whispered to me, “Wow, they weren’t even very good.  That was pretty bad, actually.  We sound better in the impromptu sessions in my chorus class.”

Adam: This is my favorite shot of the trip [below]. The photo above Isabella’s head was taken in the exact location where it was hung — Elvis at the Piano (where Isabella is plinking away) with Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins and Johnny Cash looking on. Holden and Josie providing the beat. (I got this shot after the tour guide had taken off momentarily….)
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Close-up shot of the microphone.

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Someone we didn’t recognize (but with good taste) pulled up just as we were leaving.

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On to lunch on Beale Street at BB King’s Blues club. It’s pretty expensive, but the food was good.  We’re planning to go back for some of the live music at dinnertime some evening before we leave.  This club has the bar separate from the restaurant part, so under 21 kids are allowed.  (Many of the music clubs are 21+ only.)

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Walking around Beale in the afternoon. Pretty quiet at that time of day – things don’t start getting interesting until nighttime.

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Display in A. Schwab’s Dry Goods Store.

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Starbucks break for cold drinks and phone checks. L1009805-X2
Adam:  After lunch we took the factory tour of Gibson Guitars – which turned out to be a disappointment. The factory was interesting (to me, anyway) but the tour guide was poor and couldn’t be understood over the noise.

These photos were all taken in the lobby.  Photos are not allowed on the factory floor and this rule was strictly enforced.

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In the lobby waiting for the tour to begin.

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9/23/15 Wednesday

This morning is dedicated to Graceland and all things Elvis. This is our 2nd time here (we went in 2008) but it’s the first time for Rita and Randy.

Elvis has two private planes available for viewing.  The biggest and most impressive is the Lisa Marie.

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Walk through the private jet.  The interior is upholstered in emerald green velvet.  Each section (or “room”) has one of those state-of-the-art TVs, which was a huge luxury at the time. L1009816-X2 L1009817-X2

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Josie marveling at how crappy Elvis’s TVs were compared to the modern flat-screen installed to show tourists clips of Elvis in concert. L1009820-X2

The TCB logo painted on the tail was Elvis’s signature.  It stood for “Taking Care of Business” and the lightning bolt represented “with lightning speed.”L1009826-X2

Below:  Entrance to Graceland.  We really enjoyed the tour we took in 2008 and were disappointed in the experience this time.  They used to give tours with actual guides, but now they hand out iPads and headphones to everyone.  You go through on your own.

I hated this method.  My headphones didn’t work properly, Isabella’s iPad was stuck on the introduction (she spent the entire tour listening to the introduction over and over in different languages on a loop) and the iPads were bulky to carry around.  All the old people on the tour (and there were MANY) had a hard time figuring out the technology, which meant they were constantly staring at the tablets in their hands and discussing with each other how to make them work rather than looking at the house and grounds.  I think it was frustrating for the majority of people.

Even when the iPads and headphones were working properly, there was no way to rewind if you missed something or fast-forward though the parts you weren’t interested in, and it made it impossible to talk to other people about what you were seeing.  They rush you through the house, then spend way too much time in the trophy room.

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Here I am in the trophy room, waiting for what felt like an eternity for the iPad narrator (John Stamos) to finish talking about Elvis’s TV appearances and awards.  There is no way to fast-forward though that information (which is easily looked up online later if one is interested) to spend more time looking at the house and grounds.  L1009856-X2

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The racquetball court building.  Elvis sat at this piano and played two songs with his buddies before he went back up to the main house to rest and died.  L1009862-X2 L1009864-X2 L1009865-XL

One of Elvis’s cars.  They have a bunch of them on display in a separate area.

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After the Graceland tour, we headed off to lunch at Central BBQ – voted Memphis’ best place for ribs.

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This afternoon Adam, Rita and I went to tour Stax Records.  After the disappointing Graceland tour, this one redeemed the day.  It was interesting and well-done.

Adam:  This place was famous for discovering and developing many of the big soul music names from the 50s to the 70s – Otis Redding, Sam and Dave, Albert King, Booker T and the M.G.’s, and Isaac Hayes.

The studio and record label are now defunct, but the area serves as a museum dedicated to Soul music, as well as a music academy and charter high school focusing on music development.

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Studio 1A, where most of the music was recorded. Various famous instruments (signed by the artists) displayed throughout the room.  The studio was a converted defunct movie theater, so the floor slopes.

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Isaac Hayes’ gold plated Superfly 1972 Cadillac.

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9/24/15, Thursday

We started the morning with a trip to the Memphis Zoo. After lunch, we all took a paddle-wheel boat tour up and down the Mississippi. We finished with dinner and live music on Beale Street.

The Memphis Zoo is a really good one.  We showed up right when they open at 9:00 a.m.  The animals were all out and active due to the cool, nice weather.

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The lions were intently staring at a zoo-keeper’s truck parked next to the enclosure.  The truck had a bunch of tubs packed with fish, which I believe were destined for the penguin exhibit, but the lions were very, very interested in it.  L1009901-L L1009905-L

The female panda was just chillin’.

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The ostriches and antelopes were agitated because zoo keepers were inside the enclosure cleaning up yard debris.  This ostrich kept chasing the antelope.  The antelope was so much more agile she didn’t seem too worried about getting caught. L1009917-L

Feeding time for the white rhinos.

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Mist fans for the kids.

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Josie enjoying the seal exhibit.

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Curious bald eagle.

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The polar bear was doing his morning swimming exercises.

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These bears were up and active, too.

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They got into a fight.

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After the zoo, we had lunch at the Memphis Hard Rock Cafe, and then took a river boat tour.  The tour was absolutely excellent.

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For our final night, we went back to BB King’s Blues Club to have dinner and listen to some live music.  Holden was feeling sick so he stayed back at the apartment. The girls thoroughly enjoyed the live music experience.

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After dinner we went for a walk down Beale Street.  It was busy and hopping even though it was only about 7:30 p.m. on a Thursday evening.

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This group was playing outside near the end of the street, and were our favorite act of the evening.  That guy standing on the speaker was a very skilled guitar player.

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Isabella bought a painting done by one of those street artists who use spray paint.

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Then we headed back to the apartment to check on Holden.  We ended up going to bed fairly early because we had to get up early to hit the road for home.

Goodbye, Memphis!

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Osaka/Tokyo, Japan — June 19-23, 2015

June 19, Friday

We visited Osaka Castle today.

Adam:  I was particularly interested to see this building – it played a prominent role in Clavell’s Shogun series of books – a couple of which I had re-read this past year to get ready for our Japan trip.

This structure was smaller than that we visited in Himeji, but much more interesting. They had filled out the 8 interior floors with numerous museum pieces and audio/visual displays of the history of the castle and surrounding areas since the 1600s.

A lot happened here over the past 500+ years, but all of the names and titles and battles blur together – it’s all so alien to us whose military history is decidedly Westernized. Still, the recurring themes are familiar.

Like all the other castles we’ve seen in Japan, this one had been destroyed by fire more than once and what you see today is the result of extensive renovations and restorations done recently.  The castle has a museum inside, and most of the things in there are also replicas … I have the impression that a lot of Japanese history has been lost (the originals, anyway.)

The original castle was completed in 1597.  It was the site of a whole bunch of battles over the years and changed hands many times, suffering damage each time.  In 1620, the new heir to the shogunate, Tokugawa Hidetada, began what I believe was the first major reconstruction, a mere 23 years after it was finished.

Osaka Castle was used as an arsenal.  In 1660 lightning ignited the gunpowder warehouse and the resulting explosion set the castle on fire.  Five years later, another lightning strike burned down the main tower.  It was restored in 1843, which I guess means it sat as a pile of burned-out rubble for 180 years.

In 1868, the castle was surrendered to anti-bakufu imperial loyalists. Much of the castle was burned in the civil conflicts surrounding the Meiji Restoration.  In 1928, the main tower was restored once again.

Finally, during WWII the arsenal at Osaka Castle became one of the largest military armories in Japan, employing 60,000 workers.  This made it a major target for bombing raids.  In August 1945, 90% of the arsenal was destroyed.

The last round of restorations was completed in 1997.  So, pretty much everything you see when you visit the castle today is a restoration of a restoration of a restoration.

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The outside of the castle is impressive.  The green roof is oxidized copper.  The gold is actual gold leaf laminated onto copper structures.  

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You’re not allowed to take photos inside the museum, but the passage in the photo below resonated with me … I snuck a quick picture of the English translation with my phone so I could remember it.

In 1837, Heihachiro Oshio wrote:  “Present-day natural and social evils, including the poverty, famine and natural calamities we have witnessed, are attributable to government officials, who are engaged in acts of corruption, and to powerful merchants, who look after only their own interests.  We must retaliate against them in order to enforce discipline.”

This was written in Japan in 1837.  What struck me about it is that it sounds like something I’d see on my Facebook page on any given morning, written in 2015 in the United States.  Humans are humans, and they haven’t changed over time.  We’re still having the same problems in the present day that these guys were fighting in Japan more than 175 years ago.  Human behavior is nothing if not consistent.  It is pretty much the same no matter what culture or time period you look at.

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A short wikipedia history to put the above artifact in context:

At the height of nineteenth century Japan’s greatest famine, in 1836 [Ōshio Heihachirō] petitioned the magistrates to help the starving citizens. After this was refused, Ōshio sold all the books he possessed to buy food for the suffering. Adhering to one of Wang Yangming’s central tenets that in times of crisis men must follow their intuition rather than their institution, Ōshio circulated a manifesto charging the bugyō with moral corruption.  (The replica of this manifesto is the one referred to in the photo above. I didn’t get a picture of the document itself, just the English translation.  They didn’t want photos taken of the items.)

He then led an army consisting of his students, peasants, and some outcasts into the city in 1837. They managed to burn about a fifth of the city before government troops put down the rebellion. Months later, Ōshio committed suicide when he was found by the authorities.

I can’t say that I think burning about a fifth of a city as a form of protest is ever justified, but it just goes to show that rioting and destruction of life and property are also human behaviors as old as the hills.  It’s depressing that nothing has changed, but also kind of reassuring.

After the castle, we took the subway back to the area with the huge malls at Osaka Station City. This place is like nothing I’ve ever seen in terms of shopping.  The amount of stuff for sale here is astonishing and the malls look like luxury hotels.  (In fact, some of them are hotels; one is the Hilton.  They have an Hermes and a Loro Piana in the lobby.)

The kids wanted to see the cool fountain again at the southern entrance to the Daimaru Umeda shopping center.  This thing is mesmerizing.

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Aaannnd, since we were already right there, the kids finagled their 4th visit to a Pokemon Center on this trip.  It’s on the 13th floor.  We took the elevator up, but the elevators are so busy you have to wait forever for your turn.  On the way down we used the escalators  …. so (of course!) we had to hit every floor to see if we missed anything yesterday.  It takes a long time and a lot of walking to explore 13 floors (plus two basement levels) of a gigantic mall, so we were tired by the time we got to the bottom.  (And this is only ONE of the shopping centers here!)

We went back to the apartment for a late-afternoon siesta.  Adam and I had such a good time yesterday wandering around Doutonbori Street that the kids all wanted to see it, too.  We waited until 7:00 p.m. and then headed out.  The vibe is definitely cooler, younger, and more exciting at night.  The kids were all jazzed up like they get at Disney.

Some more street shots:

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June 20, Saturday

Adam:  Light day today.

For our last day in Osaka, we decided just to wander around various neighborhoods and see what we ran into. We started off by heading towards Amerikamura – identifiable by a small-scale reproduction of the Statue of Liberty that peers down on the streets. It is a well-known haunt of expatriates, and centres on Triangle Park, a concrete rest area surrounded by retail outlets of Western fashions, bars and nightclubs, some of which are run by Westerners.

For lunch we found a fancy place that served organic hamburgers. We’ve all been dying for something that wasn’t noodle- or rice-based, and all of us ordered a burger and shared a plate of large cut fries. They were wonderful – the Japanese do get good beef (unlike anywhere in Europe, apparently) – it’s just not cheap.

Afterwards, we took the subway back to Namura to find a whisky shop I had read about online. Despite a long time searching, we couldn’t ever find the shop. The Japanese have become experts at building up and building underground. Since there is limited real estate outside, they have developed passageways and mazes throughout the city. This makes it very easy to get from one place to another, but very difficult to find anything. (not reading Japanese doesn’t help.)

Later that evening, we did run across a couple of whisky shops. I won’t bore you with the details, but the goods – both Japanese and Scotch whisky are cheap here! I don’t have the space the bring anything home, unfortunately.
(Dad – 70cl bottles: JW Red $10. JW Black – $17. Dalwhinnie – $30. Lagavulin – $55. JW Blue – $105, etc etc)

I have been surprised at how Osaka is a surprisingly massive city that’s too often overshadowed by Tokyo. Doing some research here, I read that its economy, as measured by GDP, makes it the 7th biggest city in the world just after Paris.

Osaka forms one contiguous urban area with neighboring Kyoto and Kobe. This region, known as the Keihanshin Metropolitan Area, has a population of 19 million people. Osaka has a completely different personality from Tokyo. Where Tokyo is reserved, Osaka is extravagant. Where Tokyo is shy, Osaka is warm and outgoing. People here dress down more and are larger (fatter) than in Tokyo. Osaka is not a pretty city, but probably (for Westerners) a lot more fun place to live.

Later in the afternoon, we returned to our apartment and dropped off Isabella and Holden. They were behaving in a manner less than ideal. Josie had been getting short shrift on shopping/store choices, so we took her out, just the 3 of us, to let her explore some of the markets at her pace.

After dinner, Brenda and I went out one last time to scour some of the 2nd-hand luxury goods stores. These are like pawn shops, but only carrying Rolex, Tiffany, Louis Vuitton & etc. The government regulates the stores (so they’re not fakes) but everything is in “used like new” condition. It’s very strange to look over cases and cabinets of purses that cost $15,000 each next door to the baby octopus-ball and noodle stands.

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Statue of Liberty

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The HEP Five ferris wheel – which starts 8 stories up at the top of a fashionable shopping mall.

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View of Osaka from the Ferris wheel – we had to take a turn. Brenda loved it because it bought us 17 minutes of quiet (the time to make one revolution). The cabs only hold 4 people each – so we split up 3 kids in one and the 2 of us in the other.

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Our cab looked directly into the kids’ cab for much of the ride.  It was clear from their body language they were singing and being really loud, but for once they were in a spot in Japan where they could make as much noise as they wanted and not bother anyone.  Nobody could hear them, including (thankfully!) us. L1009461-2

Today was our last day in Osaka.  Tomorrow we take the bullet train back to Tokyo, where we have two more days before we go home.

June 21, Sunday

Adam:  Travel day, so no photos.

2 subway trains to the Shinkensen station. Bullet train (2hrs 45min) to Tokyo station. Two more subway trains to our destination.

We met up with a 6’3” New Yorker living with his Japanese wife – they own the apartment we rented.  We’re on the 30th floor of a building on an island in Tokyo harbor – great views of parts of the city and well located to get around our last couple of days here.

After getting settled in and groceried up, Brenda and I walked around a bit in the evening to get our bearings.

Below are a couple of photos from our balcony.

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June 22, Monday  (Tokyo)

All over Tokyo and Osaka we’ve seen these grotty little stores selling used designer goods.  We’d been laughing at them because they’ll have, for example, a big bargain bin sitting in the front (Walmart-style) filled with Louis Vuitton bags with US$15,000 price tags.  We assumed they were fakes and didn’t bother going in.

On the evening Adam and I went out sans kids in Osaka, we went in to one of these stores just out of curiosity.  I found an Hermes scarf that looked suspiciously real, selling for around $120.  That price is so low it feels practically like stealing.  So, that piqued our curiosity even more and we went back to the apartment to do a little research on these “Brand Off” stores we keep seeing.

Imagine our surprise when we found out just what a real deal these stores happen to be.  They are referred to as “Blow Job Stores” because rich men will buy expensive gifts for their mistresses, who in turn sell the items for far below retail to get cash so they can buy things they like better.  It’s a huge business.  The stores are regulated by the government, so the merchandise is guaranteed to be authentic.

These stores have developed such a good international reputation that buyers from all over Asia (particularly China) come to Japan to clean out the inventory and resell it back in their home countries.  If they can prove to a potential buyer that the item did, indeed, come from Japan, it’s as good as a guarantee from the designer company itself.

Tokyo is lousy with these stores, so now we have a new mission on our last couple of days here.  The Shibuya district has a bunch of them.  In addition to visiting these designer secondhand shops, Isabella wants to go back to Takeshita Street for another visit to the Harajuku dress shops, and Adam wants to visit the “guitar district” — which is exactly what it sounds like: a district with streets filled with guitar stores.

Below:  Our building … the tall one behind on the left.  We’re on the 30th floor with spectacular views of Tokyo.

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And now for the second-hand pawn shop-type stores!  The blue building in the photo below is one such store.  It has 8 full floors of designer goods — clothing, handbags, accessories, jewelry, watches, shoes …

We didn’t buy anything, but it sure was fun to look at it all.

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Next we headed over to the Harajuku district (Takeshita Street) because that’s where Isabella and Josie wanted to do their shopping.  The merchandise here is much cheaper and skews very young.  Nobody over about age 23 would we able to wear anything sold here, aside from the costumes (from which they have plenty to choose.)

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Josie and Isabella hit just about every store.  Adam stood outside and took street shots of all the people walking by.  Some were pretty interesting characters.

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The kids found a candy store.  Notice Isabella is holding a bag … she talked Adam into buying her an Attack on Titan sweatshirt (“It’s school clothes, Daddy!”) and then spent her own money on a new purse.

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Women aren’t the only people dressed up.

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Adam:  The one cracks me up for two reasons … the reaction of the women looking at the guy … and the fact that, despite him, the one woman in the middle is looking at me instead… What must I look like to them?

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After Harajuku, we ended the day at a guitar/music shop.  Below:  this is a solid wall of Gibson Les Pauls.  These guitar stores are usually around 6 floors of retail space with each floor dedicated to a different type of guitar; electric on one floor, acoustic, bass, antiques & collectibles, new, and accessories (amps and things like that).  A music person could spend a whole day in just one of these shops.

IMG_0044-850x637-2We also stumbled, quite by accident, onto a violin store in the Shibuya district.  Josie wants to play violin when she gets to middle school, so Adam took her in to look at them.  This violin store, tucked into the basement of some huge building and easy to miss, houses museum quality instruments dating all the way back to 1713.  They had bows selling for $10,000 each.  We don’t have any photos of this place … but it’s just astounding what you can find by accident here in Japan.  They have EVERYTHING.

June 23, Tuesday

Today is our last day.  Isabella, in particular, doesn’t want to go home.

This trip has been one of our more frustrating from Adam’s and my point of view because of the kids — Isabella is 15, and Holden is going to be 13 in less than 3 months. We’ve basically got two teenagers and all the mood swings that goes with that territory, not to mention that Holden and Isabella both want tons of privacy now and that’s hard to accommodate in cramped spaces.

And poor Josie — still a little kid and feeling left out of everything. The older two have passed that invisible, impossible-to-define mark that changes them from little kids to pre-adults. They think of themselves as (more or less) grown-ups now, but can’t handle anything without emotional over-reactions.  Anyway, Adam and I were both surprised when the kids unanimously declared that Japan is their favorite trip so far because they have done a lot more squabbling than usual.  The sarcastic eye-rolling and snarky comments have been off the charts.

We discussed this at length last night and agreed to make our last day the best day with NO FIGHTING and no crappy attitudes.  I didn’t think they would be able to pull it off, but they did!  We had a fantastic day and everyone kept their cool (including us parents — which is actually easy to do when the kids are behaving like civilized human beings.)

Adam:  We spent our final day in Tokyo visiting Ginza and Ochanomizu – two districts we hadn’t yet hit in previous wanderings.

Before that, we went to the bus station to work out our bus transfer details from Tokyo to the airport. Tokyo Narita airport is about an hour and half out of town from Tokyo, so even getting there today will be a chore requiring two subway transfers and then the bus ride.

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The Ginza district is famous for shopping.  All of Japan has been one giant shopping spree, so I didn’t think Ginza could improve on the shopping opportunities.  It did.  If shopping is your thing, Japan is by far the best place we’ve ever seen to visit.  Bring a couple of empty suitcases for taking home your loot.  Not only can you find endless cool things to buy here, the prices on most things are incredibly low, thanks (currently) to the strong US Dollar/weak Yen.  If you take your passport with you on your daily outings, you don’t have to pay the 8% sales tax, either.

I wasn’t expecting this kind of shopping bonanza.  On every other trip we’ve taken, we’ve found that “stuff” is harder to get than it is in the United States, and when you do find “stuff” it’s always for much higher prices than you can get it at home.  Because of this, we’ve always limited ourselves to buying very few items on our travels, and usually things that are produced locally (art from local potters or painters, or items the region is famous for — fancy soap from Provence, France, for example.)  On this trip, I’ve gone a little overboard on the purchases, but everything is so cheap!!  

Below photo:  For example, this shop in Ginza had some sale bins outside.  Women were frantically picking through these like crows fighting over an open garbage bag.  I went over to see what the fuss was about and found clothing with ¥30,000+ price tags ($250+) that had been reduced to about $40.  I’d never heard of the brand but it sure seemed popular.

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The Brand Off shops (the ones selling all the secondhand designer goods) are all over Ginza.  They can be hard to spot because they are generally down in the basements of these huge buildings, and the advertising signs are are difficult to find amongst all the other signs plastered everywhere.  It can be overwhelming.  Once you figure out what to look for, though, you start being able to pick things out of the chaos.  In the photo below, you can see the tiny “Brand Off” sign directly over Josie’s head.

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After Ginza, we went over to what Adam has been calling “the guitar district.”  It’s officially called Ochanomizu and is the coolest music spot we’ve ever seen.  There is store after store after store of musical instruments — and not just guitars.  You can find musical instruments here that you’ve never heard of.  Holden plays the trumpet and just went nuts here.  He knows a lot more about trumpets than I thought he did.

One of the coolest guitar shops was a place called ESP Ochanomizu.  They produce custom-made fully-functional guitars carved into pieces of artwork. If you google “ESP guitar Ochanomizu” and look at the images you can see examples of their work.  Unfortunately we didn’t get any photos ourselves – all of the stores had “no photo” signs prominently displayed.

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After it started getting dark, Adam and the two girls went out for one last walk around our neighborhood.  In a couple of these you can see Tokyo Skytree in the background.  It’s the world’s second tallest structure (the first is Burj Khalifa in Dubai.)

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Our experiences in Japan have been fantastic.  The kids all want to come back.  We’re kicking around the idea of stopping in Tokyo for a few days next summer on a trip that hits Singapore, Malaysia, and Hong Kong.  We’ll just have to wait and see what next summer brings!

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Osaka, Japan (part one) — June 16-18, 2015

June 16, Tuesday

Today we headed for Osaka.  It was a bit of a weird journey, for a couple of different reasons.

The first reason is that we were under the impression the bullet train ride from Kyoto to Osaka was about 35 minutes.  So far, everything in Japan has been very much on schedule.  We settled into our seats on the train, the kids pulled out their iPads, we stashed our luggage and Adam and I sat back to relax.  A few minutes later, the announcement lady came on and said some stuff in Japanese and I saw Adam perk up … “I think she just announced our stop,” he said.  That put us into a bit of a panic because we were unprepared.  The ride only took 12 minutes!

The other reason this was an unsettling ride was a little more somber:  the bullet train from Kyoto to Osaka terminates in Hiroshima.  It felt surreal to get on a train labeled “Hiroshima.”  That city has always been synonymous with tragedy and pretty much represents most of my WWII-centric knowledge of Japan’s history prior to coming here.

Hiroshima has always felt about as real to me as Narnia.  Boarding a train with it as a very real destination made the ugly human toll of WWII seem closer.  I’ve spent a lot of time in the UK and Western Europe, and as an American I’m used to seeing WWII from the Allied perspective; they — us — were the “good guys.”  Boarding a train bound for Hiroshima caused me to have a perspective shift, and it didn’t feel good. I did not feel like one of the “good guys.”

Since we arrived earlier than expected, we stopped in a coffee shop at the train station to kill some time before our appointment to meet the lady who owns the AirB&B apartment we’re renting.  We got in line behind a big Chinese family who didn’t speak a word of Japanese.

As I’ve mentioned before, every menu in this entire country has pictures of every single dish on it, so ordering is pretty easy … all you have to do is point at a picture.  The Chinese lady, however, insisted on taking a picture of the menu with her phone, waiting for it to appear on her screen, zooming in with her fingers on the photo of the food she wanted, and then showing her phone to the girl behind the counter.  It was the single worst food ordering in the history of restaurants.  The group had 6 adults and 3 kids, so this took foreeeeeeever.

When it was finally our turn, Adam said to the counter girl “Gaijin, neh?” (Foreigners … am I right???)  The girl looked shocked, which quickly gave way to delight and she busted out laughing.  Adam can now speak Japanese well enough to crack jokes.

Our apartment in Osaka is the best one we’ve stayed in.  It’s on the 11th floor of a very nice high-rise building just a couple blocks from the main fish market.  The couple who own the apartment are called Bob and Lily; Lily is Japanese and Bob is American.  (They live in Nara, the city with the deer.)

Bob is an English professor at the University here.  Lily told us that it’s very hard for foreigners to get jobs in Japan.  Pretty much the only positions available are Professors/teachers and bartenders.  The Professors aren’t allowed to have tenure, either …. foreign Professors can sign on for a maximum 5-year contract, and those are almost always denied renewal at the end of the period.  The Professor must then apply for positions at other Universities and hope to get lucky with another 5-year contract.  She said, “The Japanese are very polite to foreigners, but also very closed.  They will never see a foreigner as anything but an outsider.”  Getting work visas is very difficult.

Osaka is much further off the tourist path than Kyoto.  Adam and I went walking around this afternoon after we settled the kids into the apartment and got some laundry and grocery shopping done.  It was raining so all three kids elected to stay in — this apartment has satellite TV in English, with Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime Instant Video, so they are mainlining TV shows like junkies.

Adam said that Osaka generally gets skipped by tourists because it was bombed to hell by Americans during WWII.  Most of the architecture was destroyed and has been rebuilt since then, so the buildings are relatively new and uninteresting.  After being on the train bound for Hiroshima this morning and now wandering the streets of a city all but destroyed by American bombs, this is the first time I’ve felt a sense of gravity being in this country.

Below:  a view of Osaka from our balcony on the 11th floor.

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The fish market.  This one is geared toward the locals instead of tourists.  It has way more fish/foods than the other fish markets we’ve visited and far less “tourist” goods like pottery, knives, and clothing.L1009282

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Fruit in general is very expensive in Japan. Even the cheapest of apples or bananas run about $1 each.  Fruit is also a common gift in Japan and, as such, they charge a great deal for the highest quality examples. Here, you can buy a box of 5 peaches for about $37.00.  We’re going though a bit of fruit withdrawals … I splurged on a package of apples a couple days ago and they got treated like a dessert.  When we get back home to the land of cheap and plentiful fruit, I’m going to hit the grocery store and put together a fruit extravaganza of epic proportions.  We’ll eat fruit until we’re sick.

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Fresh fugu for you to take home and prepare yourself. Only $81 each. Keep a map to the hospital handy.

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Cutting up fresh tuna cheeks.

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Kobe beef vendor. We’re going to visit the town of Kobe tomorrow, but we are assuming we won’t be able to afford to try the beef at a restaurant there.

On some evening before we leave, we’re going to buy a 100g serving (about 1/5 of a lb) and take it home and cook it up. The priciest cuts at this market run about $130/lb.  I couldn’t stomach the fugu, but I’d love to cook up some Kobe beef in Japan.  The apartment has a full kitchen, so I’ll grill up five tiny slices and we’ll each get to taste a bite.  At $130/lb, it will be by far the most expensive meat I’ve ever eaten (much less tried to cook … I better not mess it up!)

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Gorgeous flowers – and really cheap. It’s also the best smelling stand at the fish market.  If I lived here, we’d have fresh flowers every day and I’d learn flower arranging.

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June 17, Wednesday

Today we took another series of trains to the town of Himeji – about 65 miles west of Osaka.

Himeji is home to Himeji Castle (first built in 1333) – and regarded as the finest surviving example of prototypical Japanese castle architecture, comprising a network of 83 buildings with advanced defensive systems from the feudal period.

As a wooden structure, it was very impressive. As a castle, it was a bit of a bust. We’ve seen our fair share of castles and the complete lack of any furniture/furnishings in Japanese structures make for boring tours.

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This guy was the best part of the tour.  He was hamming it up for the tourists and looked like he was genuinely having a good time, in spite of the fact he was wearing a metal hat in oppressive heat.

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This guy was fun, too.

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Himeji Castle is also known as the White Egret Castle because the Main Keep (pictured below, behind the kids) is covered in white plaster and looks like a white egret in flight.  (You have to use your imagination.)

The plaster is part of a new restoration started in 2009 that took 5 years and cost ¥2.4 billion.  All construction was done in the old traditional manner. The plaster is made from slaked lime, shell ash, hemp fiber, and seaweed, and is about 3 cm thick.  It helps protect the wood structure underneath from weathering and fires.

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It was just so hot today.  So very hot.

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All the roof tiles are new, too.

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The one historical person they had a story about in the brochure was called The Tale of Princess Sen.  The tragic story in summary; she was married at age 7 to a guy who committed suicide during a battle.  She was remarried at age 20 to the son of the guy who lived in Himeji Castle.  “She spent the best 10 years of her life with her husband, son Kochiyo, and daughter Katsu.”  Then the son died of disease at age 3, the husband died at age 31, and Princess Sen became a Buddhist nun.  “She spent the rest of her life mourning the loss of her husband and son until she died at the age of 70.”

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The inside of the castle is interesting … sort of.  It was so crowded it was hard to see anything.

The castle is 7 stories tall and not air conditioned.  The stairs are incredibly steep … I’m guessing, but I’d say the risers are about 12″ high and the treads are about 6″ deep.  Everyone has to take off their shoes and carry them in plastic grocery bags, so the wood floors have been polished by hundreds of thousands of socks over the years.  The stairs, in addition to being steep, are also slippery.  The staircases are narrow, too … probably 3 feet wide, so funneling that many people up and down those stairs took forever.

What this translated into as a visitor was standing in long, amusement-parkesque lines where your reward at the end is to climb stairs with your nose shoved up the bum of the elderly person struggling in front of you.

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When you finally reach the top floor, hot and sweaty and having seen pretty much nothing but the backs of other peoples’ heads, you are supposed to donate money into a box and pray at this purple alter.

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Then you queue up to climb the stairs back down 7 stories. Going down was even harder than going up for all these old folks — the treads were slippery, steep, uneven, the lighting was bad, and the handrails aren’t as long as the staircases. You have to negotiate the last few steps of each section freestyle.

Below:  here I am, waiting in line to go back downstairs.  Yes, this is the line.  It’s more of a mob.

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This section (photo below) was roped off.  Here you can actually see some of the architecture.

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We finally made it back outside.  By this time we were hot, sweaty, hungry, and grouchy.  We decided to skip the rest of the castle grounds (they said it took about 3 hours to see the whole thing) and go find some lunch instead.

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A few more photos from the long walk out.

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Just outside the entrance/exit to the castle grounds, we saw this guy feeding kitties.  This was one nervous-looking group of cats.  I am under the impression they are wild — they wanted the food this guy was dishing out, but didn’t want to get too close to him (or anyone else, for that matter.)  They were all skittish and on high alert.

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The kids and I watching the guy feed cats.  This was more fun than climbing stairs.

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On the way back to Osaka, we stopped off at Kobe — mostly to say we had been there and to see if there was anything obvious and interesting to do.

Adam:  However, the part of town I wanted to visit was just too difficult to get to – too far to walk on a hot, summer afternoon – and we couldn’t figure out a decent train/subway route to get there. In the end, we decided to get back onto the bullet train system and head back to Osaka.

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The pink “women only” train cars.  This is a reaction to Japanese mens’ propensity to grope female bottoms in crowded train cars when they think there is little chance of getting caught.

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A guy at the train station gave the kids some trading/playing cards, similar to Pokemon cards but with a train theme.  They had no idea how to play, but spent a lot of time making up some rules.

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The Kobe train station bathroom had this sign on the stalls labeled “Western-style Toilet”:

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Yesterday Adam and I saw a vendor selling kobe beef in the fish market near our apartment.  We stopped by on the way home and bought about 100 g. of beef to cook up ourselves.  These 5 tiny bites cost ¥4300 (US$35)

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I thought it was gross.  It’s mostly fat — the part everyone generally cuts off and feeds to the dog, except in this case marbled throughout the meat so you can’t avoid it.  It had a greasy, mushy texture.  I like the filet tenderloin we buy at Costco much better, and that comes out to $20/lb.  I think this is one of those cases where cost is not indicative of quality.

June 18, Thursday

The weather forecast was for rain all day, so we opted to stay fairly close to our apartment today.  There is a shopping district close by that is mostly covered, so we headed over there.  Pictured below is the entrance to the Doutonbori Street market, which is mostly food.  It connects to a more general shopping district a little further down the street.

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This area has a lot of interesting features.

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Noodle restaurant setting up for the day.

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Today, for some reason, we all woke up on the wrong side of the bed.  Josie and Holden were fighting before we even left our building; Isabella and I got into an argument at Starbucks a few minutes later.  Then Adam and Isabella; finally Adam and I were irritated with each other.  We all headed back to the apartment in a huff to take a break.

After some naps and and general quiet time, we decided to salvage what was left of the day by heading out to a big mall that has a Pokemon center.  This turned out to be a fantastic decision; we all had a really good time.

Below:  this art feature creates images with falling drops of water.  It was so neat we stood and watched it for a long time.  “Osaka Station” is the name of the mall … it’s attached to the train/subway station.

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Next to the Pokemon Center on the 13th floor is a cooking school, pictured here.

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With our moods lifted, we went back home for the evening.  Once it got dark, Adam wanted to go back out to Doutonbori Street for some night photography.  We left the kids in the apartment and went for a walk.

Below: the same dragon from earlier, this time all lit up.

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The street was packed.  In fact, it was far busier at 7:30 p.m. than it was at 10:00 a.m.  Families were out and about getting food from the various street stalls.

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One of the covered shopping streets.  These are all over Japan and a really great idea in places where it never gets too cold.  It’s essentially outdoors, but they’ve built a ceiling-type open-air structure over the street.  It keeps everything dry and, when it’s sunny, keeps the heat down.

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Last shot of the day:  men grilling meat over an open grill in the street.

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We have two more days in Osaka, which I’ll split into a second post.

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Kyoto, Japan (part two) — June 13-16 2015

June 13, Saturday

We took the train to the town of Nara this morning.  Nara was the capital of Japan from 710 to 794, and has eight temples, shrines and ruins that, together with Kasugayama Primeval Forest, collectively form “Historic Monuments of Ancient Nara”, a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

We went for the sika deer.

Quick wikipedia summary:  According to local folklore, deer from this area were considered sacred due to a visit from Takemikazuchi-no-mikoto, one of the four gods of Kasuga Shrine.  He was said to have been invited from Kashima, Ibaraki, and appeared on Mt. Mikasa-yama riding a white deer. From that point, the deer were considered divine and sacred by both Kasuga Shrine and Kōfuku-ji. Killing one of these sacred deer was a capital offense punishable by death up until 1637, the last recorded date of a breach of that law.

After World War II, the deer were officially stripped of their sacred/divine status, and were instead designated as national treasures and are protected as such. 

We didn’t know what to expect, but were hoping we’d get to see a couple of them.

We made a mistake in getting there.  Nara is supposed to be a 45 minute train ride outside of Kyoto and is considered a day trip.

We got on the wrong train — they have different services and we accidentally got on the Local train, which makes 22 stops between Kyoto and Nara.  (This ride took 1 hour 20 minutes).  The local trains are painted green and they are rickety, old cars.  They don’t have air conditioning and instead have giant fans installed in the ceiling. Tourists to Nara are supposed to take the much more modern Express train, which has fantastic comfy seats and only makes a few stops.

The train station in Nara is huge and impressive.  When you exit the station, you are almost immediately dumped into an area full of shops and interesting things to see.  To get to Nara Park is something of a walk, but it goes by quickly because there is so much going on between the park and the train station.

Here is a shop specializing in fancy paper and ink paintbrushes.

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Sign at the entrance to Nara Park.  They were warning visitors that the deer are wild animals and can be unpredictable.  This sign is funny, but still not as funny as the signs in Yellowstone National Park warning about squirrel attacks with a gory photograph of a guy’s mangled hand full of stitches.

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Below:  Kofukuji (興福寺, Kōfukuji) used to be the family temple of the Fujiwara, the most powerful family clan during much of the Nara and Heian Periods. The temple was established in Nara at the same time as the capital in 710. At the height of Fujiwara power, the temple consisted of over 150 buildings.

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Below:  A five story pagoda. At 50 meters, the five story pagoda is Japan’s second tallest, just seven meters shorter than the five story pagoda at Kyoto’s Toji Temple. Kofukuji’s pagoda is both a landmark and symbol of Nara. It was first built in 730, and was most recently rebuilt in 1426.

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And then we saw deer!!  They were everywhere, and totally eclipsed any sightseeing of temples and shrines.  Not only were there many deer, they are completely tame.  They don’t seem to like being petted very much, but they will tolerate it if you don’t touch their antlers.  Their antlers are still in the process of growing for this season and are covered in velvet — the highly vascular skin which supplies oxygen and nutrients to the growing bone.  The antlers are really sensitive during this process and bleed heavily if they are damaged.  We saw a couple of deer with mangled, bleeding antlers.

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Josie was in love.

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I immediately discovered ticks all over the deer.  In the photo below, I’m picking ticks out of this guy’s ears.  He had 6 of them.  Shudder!  I was also immediately scared of Lyme disease.  We looked it up on Adam’s phone and were relieved to learn that no cases of Lyme disease have ever been reported at Nara Park, and the national animal management people keep a very close eye on the health of the deer herd.

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You can purchase “deer-crackers” (鹿煎餅 Shika-senbei) to feed the deer in the park.  If you have one of these crackers in your hand, the deer suddenly become pushy and obnoxious.  The crackers cost ¥150 and you get a little packet of 10.  I bought a packet and tried to divvy them up between the myself and the kids.  The deer swarmed me while I was handing crackers to the kids and one bit me.  It didn’t hurt, but let us know these deer mean business when you have food in your hands.  You need to pay attention.

Below:  Isabella letting the deer know she’s out of crackers now.  Once they see your hands are empty, they get bored and walk away.

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Holden “T-Rex” Mayse calling the faithful to prayer. Buddhism calls for people to pay attention to the now. This focus is also called “mindfulness”, something our kids lack completely. The ring of the bell at temple entrances serves to focus a follower’s attention, bringing it out of future worries or pulling it away from past concerns.

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More deer crackers!  This is one of the highlights of the trip.

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People lined up for lunch.  It was hot today and the cloud cover burned off … so many people were using sun umbrellas that I decided to buy one, too.

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I found a cheap one for roughly US$10.  Isabella jumped on it and walked away.

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I got my umbrella back.  Walking through crowds with it takes some getting used to.  I kept whacking Adam in the face with it.

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Entrance way to the most impressive Tōdai-ji Buddhist temple. Huge, carved wooden statues guarded the gateway.

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Josie got stung by a hornet walking up to the temple itself – the largest we’ve yet seen.  Her hand was swelling up a little and she was upset.

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They have an incense station across from the Temple.  They ask for a donation, but anyone can light a stick of incense.  I’m not sure what the purpose of this is, but I assume each one is supposed to represent a prayer, like the candles in a Catholic church.  All three kids wanted to light incense.

Holden lit his stick and put it in the sand.  A guy standing there demonstrated that Holden did it wrong … you are supposed to put the incense in the sand, then clap your hands twice and bow.

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When it was Isabella’s turn, the guy walked her through the steps with pantomime.

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He gave her a huge grin and a “thumbs up” when she was done.  Then it was Josie’s turn.  She was too short to reach the sand properly and burned her hornet-stung hand on some previously-lit incense.  She was really feeling like the universe was out to get her this afternoon.

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Isabella taking a photo of the temple to send to her friends.

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Below: The largest bronze Buddha statue in the world – named Daibutsu. 50 feet tall and weighs 500 tones. First cast in 752 but apparently his head has been made a couple of times over due to numerous fires and earthquakes in the past 1250 years.

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Other Bodhisattvas flank the big guy all around the interior of the temple.

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Adam was most impressed with the gorgeous wood carved statues – many of these were made in the 700s and 800s and still exist.

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Below: Another popular attraction is a pillar with a hole in its base that is the same size as the Daibutsu’s nostril. It is said that those who can squeeze through this opening will be granted enlightenment in their next life. People were lined up for the opportunity to try. Pretty much only elementary-school aged children can fit through here.

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The Daibutsuden (Big Buddha Hall) is the world’s largest wooden building, despite the fact that the present reconstruction of 1692 is only two thirds of the original temple hall’s size.

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Heading away from the big hall (across the street) to other related buildings.

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Below: To the right of the entrance to the Daibutsu-den is a statue of the Yakushi Nyorai.
Though a bit scary-looking on first glance, it’s actually a Buddha of medicine and healing. This wooden statue is from the 1700s.

Legend has it that if you rub the part of his body that corresponds to the ailing part of your own body, he will heal you.  Josie wanted to rub his hand to cure her hornet sting and incense burn but she couldn’t reach the hands of the statue.  She had to rub his foot instead.

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Some sort of band competition was going on today.  Hundreds of students were in the park  playing for judges.

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Rickshaws.

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More shopping on the way back to the train station.

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We managed to get on the correct train headed back to Kyoto.  The Express had much nicer seats and was a short 45 minute ride.

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June 14, Sunday

We slept in until 6:00 a.m. this morning, finally breaking the 3:00 a.m. barrier!  We had given up on adjusting to the time zone better than that, figuring we were just doomed to wake up at 3:00 a.m. and have 7 hours to kill each morning before any of the shops opened up.  Today is a victory!

On our way to the train station after breakfast at the Boulangerie, we saw a bunch of people milling around across the street.  We headed over to see what was going on and discovered a huge flea market.

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People were selling just about anything you can think of here.  Second-hand clothes, shoes, and hats; kitchenware; antiques; pottery; toys; books; food; cosmetics; and lots of old junk.  The place was so packed it was hard to walk around.

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We all left with some treasures.  Holden bought a tiny replica samurai sword, Josie bought a $3 parasol, Isabella and I found some old Japanese fans for $4 each, and then Isabella hit the jackpot — an Army-surplus soldier’s jacket from WWII with a hand-stenciled woman spray painted on the back for $17.

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After purchasing all that loot, we needed to go back to the apartment to drop things off.  Holden noticed the “No rickshaw or bike” signs.  We’ve walked this street a number of times and never noticed them.

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We finally made it to the train station (or original destination when we got sidetracked by the flea market) and discovered artists had set up booths in the lobby.  Sunday must be a free day for people to go out and sell stuff.  These booths were really cool because the artists were selling their own work.  I bought a tiny ceramic lucky cat and the girls got a couple of small postcard-sized prints.  Adam and Holden got bored.

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Adam:  (photo set below):  Fushimi Inari Taisha Temple complex.

The earliest structures were built in 711 on the Inariyama hill in southwestern Kyoto The main shrine structure was built in 1499. At the bottom of the hill are the main gate and the main shrine. Behind them, in the middle of the mountain, the inner shrine is reachable by a path lined with thousands of torii – the OSU-Beaver orange and black gates. The significance of these gates is to symbolically mark the transition from the profane to the sacred. To the top of the mountain are tens of thousands of mounds for private worship.

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Traditional Japanese tea and noodle shops are set up along the walk.  It was more than 90F today and very humid, so we stopped for a rest.

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Exploring a short path off into the bamboo forest.

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Not sure of the significance of these stone dogs, but they were everywhere.  Each one has what looks like either a ball or a stick, and they are all making “growl face.”

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More of the tea shops.

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And endless shrines.

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No peeing!!

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Back in Kyoto. After getting some lunch, we dropped Holden and Josie off at our apartment. They were tired and wanted to play video games.  Isabella, Adam and I went to visit Nishiki Food Market to see what was for sale.

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Below:  Adam:  The girl on the left is preparing “baby octopus on a stick” – which was very popular, but very gross.

This market is a bit like the one at Pike Place, but instead of focusing on majestic slabs of salmon and Dungeness crabs, they tend to only offer small, gross squiggly bits. Creatures from deep in the ocean that really shouldn’t have ever been brought to the surface and have no business being on anyone’s plate.

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Adam:  Finally, Isabella and I wrapped up our evening by visiting the Yamafuku restaurant – specializing in all things Fugu. Brenda wanted no part in eating raw, poisonous blowfish. Isabella and I felt that the opportunity was too good to miss. The food is a delicacy and expensive, so only the two of us went. Isabella wanted to be able to tell her friends how “metal” she was for eating poison. We looked up the stats before we left – there are deaths each year, but none from the professional, higher end restaurants.

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They served the fish in thin, Sashimi style raw filets. I sprinkled lime juice on top and then we dipped the pieces in soy sauce. They were not bad. Not good either.

I got a lot of mileage out of making numerous Simpsons references. There is an episode where Homer eats fugu and nearly dies. Good stuff.

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On the way home from the restaurant we ran into a street protest. Even these are well organized and civil affairs. The people were protesting for an increase in the minimum wage rate.  

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June 15, Monday 

Today we took a train to Arashiyama, a district on the western outskirts of Kyoto, Japan. It also refers to the mountain across the Ōi River, which forms a backdrop to the district. Arashiyama is a nationally-designated Historic Site and Place of Scenic Beauty.

The main attraction (for us, anyway) is Iwatayama Monkey Park.  It has a tribe of about 170 Japanese macaques.  They are also known as Snow Monkeys.

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There is a 20 minute hike up the mountain to the monkey viewing area.  Signs at the base warn people to take water and watch out for heat stroke.  Up we went.  It was HOT.

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Misting stations are positioned along the path to help people cool down a little.

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They felt great.  Nobody wanted to keep hiking up the hill.

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Getting to the top was well worth the effort.  The monkeys are wild but accustomed to people.  Signs all over the place warn that, basically, monkeys are jerks.  There are three rules:  Don’t touch the monkeys; Don’t feed the monkeys; Don’t stare at the monkeys … because “the monkeys don’t like it.”

The one exception is to the feeding rule; visitors may feed the monkeys from inside The Cage.

The cage is a reverse-zoo concept.  People stand inside a cage and feed apple chunks or peanuts to the monkeys through the bars.  This is to protect the humans.  The monkeys are prone to violence.

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They snatch food out of your hands like it’s owed to them, and they’re picky.  They preferred the apples to the peanuts.  On more than one occasion a monkey got pissed because she received a peanut instead of an apple.  The peanut is thrown away with disgust and you get angrily screeched at for offering an inferior treat.  One of the babies only wanted the white part of the apple; if you gave him a piece with a little bit of skin on it, he’d eat the white part and then throw the leftover skin away.  A couple times I tried to give the apple skin back to him because that’s where all the nutrition is, but he shoved my hand away.

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The birthing season lasts from April to July, so many of these were mamas and babies.  In fact, only females and infants came to the feeding cage.  The only “polite” monkey was so pregnant she looked like she was about to pop.  I suspect she was just so hot and tired she didn’t have the energy to be grabby.  She took the peanuts, too, and did so very gently.  L1009199

Below is a photo of the pregnant polite monkey — she’s the fat one hanging on the left-hand side.

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There were quite a few serious photographers up here.

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In spite of all the signs warning humans that the monkeys don’t like “staring,” I forgot and made eye contact and smiled at this one.  She bared her teeth and started coming at me.  I backed off in a huge hurry and avoided “staring” at any others.  Those warnings were serious.

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Snuggles!

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They had a slide you could take as you’re leaving, for people sick of climbing stairs.  Going down is so much easier than going up.

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Our little monkeys enjoying the playground before we head back down the mountain.

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Back in town:

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Hot and sweaty; we stopped for lunch early, mostly so we could sit in an air-conditioned place for awhile.

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Refreshed after lunch, we headed out to the Sagano Bamboo Forest.

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Arashiyama’s famous bamboo forest.  Scenes from Memoirs of a Geisha were filmed here.

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Today was our last in Kyoto.  Tomorrow we head to Osaka, which is actually quite close.  I think it’s only about 30 minutes by bullet train.

 

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Kyoto, Japan (part one) — June 10-12, 2015

June 10, Wednesday

We made it to Kyoto! We didn’t do anything but travel today. We took the bullet train and it was actually pretty cool. It goes about 170 miles per hour and is a lot like riding on an airplane but with MUCH more leg room.

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We bought these Bento boxes at a kiosk in the train station.  They are very popular snacks to eat on the train, so we figured we’d try them out.

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They were revolting … the first thing I saw when I opened this one was a gelatinous baby octopus.  The rice in the front corner was studded with those baby sardines we saw at the fish market (eyeballs and all; when they get wet, they look like worms).  The other sections had slimy unidentifiable grossnesses in them.  Almost all of this went into the garbage can.

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The kids had better luck with theirs, but they were still pretty awful.  They fought over the recognizable bits and threw away the rest.

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Our apartment in Kyoto is a lot nicer than our place in Tokyo. It’s a lot bigger, too … and less than half the price! All three kids get their own room in this one, if you count the fact that Holden is taking the pull-out couch in the living room. He had the option of sharing a bedroom with Josie but he decided he wanted the privacy and he jumped on the living room because it has the TV and is closest to the internet connection box. (Better wifi in the front room, basically.)

We got into the place and then Adam and I went shopping for groceries. This apartment is on the 5th floor of a building with a grocery store on the first floor, so getting food is going to be easy. It looks like the neighborhood is really cool, too, but we haven’t had a chance to go exploring yet. We’re kind of wiped out from getting here… we had to take three trains in Tokyo to get to the bullet train station, and then another two train changes and a several block walk in Kyoto lugging all our stuff. Getting suitcases onto those crowded commuter trains is a huge pain in the ass — times 5.

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Kyoto is really pretty and Adam took more photos today than he did the entire week we spent in Tokyo.  The weather forecast predicted that it was going to rain heavily all afternoon, so we spent the morning touring some of the outdoor temples while it was dry. Kyoto is relatively small and most things are walking distance from our apartment, if you don’t mind a hike.

And we didn’t mind the hike … Kyoto has gardenia bushes planted along all of the sidewalks so the air smells heavenly.  In this photo below, you can see an example of the gardenia hedges lining the streets.  Gardenias are my all-time favorite flower.

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They are in full bloom, too.  This is the best smelling city!

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Kyoto is far more quaint than Tokyo and has a much calmer vibe.  We’ve seen a lot of tourists here.  Most of them are Westerners and we’ve heard most of the European languages — English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, etc.

In spite of this, Kyoto has fewer signs in English.  There are a few, but not nearly as many as there are in Tokyo.

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Below:  admiring some watercolors.

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A shop specializing in orchids.  These were the most impressive orchids I’ve ever seen outside of a botanical gardens exhibit.

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Josie standing in a beautiful entrance to a restaurant.  We wanted to eat lunch here, but it was too expensive … they had a prix fixe menu set at US$60 per person for lunch, and around US$90 for dinner.

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Gateway to Maruyama park and the 1350+ year old Yasaka shrine.

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Below:  We saw a thing like this in Tokyo at the Imperial Palace.  It said there that you are supposed to use that little bamboo basket to pour water on each of your hands and then rinse out your mouth as a purifying ritual before you pray at the temple.  This temple in Kyoto didn’t have any instructions in English, but we assume it’s the same process.

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We rinsed our hands, but I refused to let anyone rinse their mouths.  The water is probably clean, but you never know.  It’s not worth the risk of getting sick.

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Holden refused to participate.  He doesn’t like getting wet.

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Each of these shrines had a huge rope attached to a bell.  We saw people praying and then pulling the rope to ring the bell.  Unfortunately, this temple/shrine didn’t have anything labeled in English so we didn’t really know what we were looking at here.

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Josie was desperate for a bathroom, so we found the public restroom on the shrine grounds.  These were the potties.  (Note the cartoon instructions on the wall.)  Josie decided she wasn’t desperate, after all, and nobody used the weird squatty-potty.  Adam and I told the kids that most of the toilets in China are like these, and that was enough information for them to unanimously decide that we don’t ever need to go to China.  (We’ll see …. China is really a neat place to visit!  I’d dearly love to go back, and take the kids with us this time.)

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Prayers written and tied to a fence near the main temple.

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This guy was doing something with long red strings.  We were there really early and all these guys were still in the process of setting up for the day.

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They still sweep the grounds with homemade brooms.

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After the Yasaka shrines we took a long walk to another heritage site, the Nijo Castle.  It is one of the seventeen Historic Monuments of Ancient Kyoto which have been designated by UNESCO as a World Heritage Site.

Below: Isabella is taking a photo to one of the gates leading into the Nijo Castle compound. The castle was erected in the early 1600s (started in 1601, completed in 1626) by Tokugawa Ieyasu, the founder of the Tokugawa Shogunate.  It was built as the Kyoto residence of the Tokugawa Shoguns.

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Visitors are allowed inside the buildings but photography is strictly prohibited.  You have to take off your shoes, too.

The floors have built-in squeaks so that nobody could sneak up on anybody else in the castle. The wikipedia page about Nijo explains: One of the most striking features of the Ninomaru Palace are the “nightingale floors” (uguisubari) in the corridors. To protect the occupants from sneak attacks and assassins, the builders constructed the floors of the corridors in such a way as to squeak like birds when anyone walks on them. (It sounds funny with hundreds of people filing through … everyone shuffles along in their socks, very quiet and respectful and somber, with a background noise that sounds like dozens of cartoon mice.)

The inside of the Castle looked a lot like the rooms where Po lived and did his training at the Jade Palace in Kung Fu Panda.  (Yes, I know that’s Chinese and we’re in Japan, but the style is remarkably similar — mats on the floors, no furniture, walls made of paper, etc.)

The entire building is made of wood, which is impressive because it’s so old.  Wood structures generally end up being destroyed by fire or rot after a relatively short period of time.  In the European castles, the stone structures are still around but most of the wooden parts are long gone.  This entire thing is wood, and still in fantastic shape.  (We couldn’t read the signs, so perhaps a lot of it has ben replaced or restored since the early 1600s.)

[note:  I did some online research when we got back to the apartment.  “The central keep, or Tenshu, was struck by lightning and burned to the ground in 1750.  In 1788, the Inner was destroyed by a city-wide fire. The site remained empty until it was replaced by a prince’s residence transferred from the Kyoto Imperial Palace in 1893.”  So, not all of it is original to the early 1600s.]

Below:  We think these metal things are ancient bells, but the kids all thought they looked like Daleks.

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Gorgeous gardens.

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Nijo Castle is pretty far from our apartment.  We walked a long time to get there, and on the way back Josie hit melt-down mode.  Suddenly her leg hurt, her feet hurt, she had a stitch in her side, she was so thirsty she was “going to die, and nobody even cares!” and she needed food.  We started looking for a place to eat lunch, but didn’t really find anything suitable until we were nearly back to our place.

Below: an example of the shops here in Kyoto.

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After the fantastic lunch we had in Tokyo at the little hole-in-the-wall restaurant, we decided to take a chance on another one. This time we weren’t so lucky. The food was only OK, and the atmosphere was pretty terrible. They can’t all be winners.

Below:  Holden is starting to really get the hang of eating noodles with chopsticks.

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We did a little shopping on the way back to our apartment.  I finally found a kimono.  That’s one of the things I wanted to buy while in Japan, but I struck out big-time in Tokyo. I wanted something that I could use as a bathrobe back at home, but the kimonos we found in the mall were serious affairs that started at US$5,000 and went up from there.

In Kyoto, I found some of the silk bathrobe-style ones I’d had in mind, but they were called “Happy Coats” and not kimonos.  A Kimono is a much fancier thing that’s meant to be worn in public on special occasions.

By this time it was starting to rain, so we headed back to the apartment and called it a day. Adam had work to do, and by the time he was done with that it was wine time.

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Kyoto has breakfast places!  They are all French.  A place just downstairs from our apartment is a boulangerie called Shinshindo and they open at 7:00 a.m.  They serve what we have come to know as “full English breakfast” — something we never really saw in France.  We went there yesterday and enjoyed it so much we went back this morning.

I still don’t understand why Japanese restaurants don’t serve breakfast.  Getting restaurant food has been somewhat of a chore here.  The Japanese restaurants, in addition to not being open for breakfast, have very short lunchtime hours, too.  Most of them open at 11:30 a.m. and close back up around 2:00 p.m.  They don’t open again until dinner, at 6:00 p.m. or so.  If you find yourself hungry at 3:00 p.m., you’re stuck with getting a French pastry in a coffee shop.

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On the very, very long walk from our apartment to the Heian Shrine, this school bus full of elementary children passed us.  They waved. L1008811

Entering Heian Shrine.  The shine was originally built at 5/8ths scale in 1895 for the 1100th anniversary of the establishment of Heian-kyō, and was to be the main monument for that year’s Industrial Exposition Fair.  After the Exhibition ended, the building was kept as a shrine in memory of the 50th Emperor, Emperor Kanmu, who was the Emperor when Heian-kyō became the capital.

[from wikipedia:  Kyoto was shocked and depressed after the capital was moved to Tokyo. Later, the citizens came together to build a new city after World War II. The construction of Heian Shrine was a symbol of revival for the city. The revival consisted of the new Kyoto in education, culture, industry, and daily life, where at the same time the “good old” Kyoto was maintained.

In 1976, the Shrine was set on fire; and nine of the buildings, including the honden, or main sanctuary, burned down. Three years later, the burned buildings were reconstructed with money collected from donations.]

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The Japanese-style garden takes up about half the land area -over 30,000 square meters. The garden was created over a 20-year period of time by Gardener Jihei Ogawa 7th. The water used in the ponds comes from the Lake Biwa Canal.  It’s stunning.L1008817

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A really fun feature of the garden is these stepping stones.  L1008835

Isabella was trying to arrange some sort of “Abbey Road” walk across the pond but it didn’t come out in the picture.  Josie was too nervous about falling in to stride across the stones properly.  She hopped from one to the other.

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Kids having a good time. It was sprinkling this morning so we all had umbrellas.

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Adam told the kids, “OK, do one funny pose” and Josie’s reaction was to poke Isabella in the face. Holden is saying, “Josie, that’s not a funny pose” and Isabella is just waiting for the shutter click. L1008851

This bridge has a treat box full of puffed rice cakes you can purchase and feed to the fish, ducks and turtles in the pond.  We spent a solid 15 minutes doing this.  Holden was excited to see all the turtles.   Rare (to Japan, anyway) types of turtles live here … the Yellow pond turtle and the Japanese pond turtle.L1008861

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Holden displaying his superior umbrella-swinging skills.  I was hating that we’d brought these along because the kids were constantly whacking each other with them, swinging them into things, using them as canes, etc.  L1008871

A short walk around the corner from the Heian Shrine and gardens is an active Buddhist temple, graveyard and monastery. Kurodani Temple was built in 1175 and still used. The graveyard is a burial site for many of the falled Shogunate of the battle of Toba-Fushimi (1868).

By this time in the day it was starting to get really hot.

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This temple is open to visitors.  You must remove your shoes at the bottom of the stone steps. L1008881

Pictures are forbidden inside, but Adam cheated and took a couple hip shots.  I hope we don’t get in trouble for publishing them here, but it’s just so pretty I’m going to do it anyway. It smelled heavily of incense in here.L1008885

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Shots of the graveyard situated at the back of the Buddhist property.

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Another one of the “Daleks.”  It turns out they are, indeed, huge bells.L1008899

Below: Kids waiting at the foot of our apartment complex’s entrance. I ran upstairs to put away the umbrellas.  We never ended up using them and were tired of carrying them around. Holden and Josie are drinking tiny cups of mocha frappuccino that Starbucks was handing out as free samples.

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There is a huge (and I mean HUGE) shopping area right down the street from our apartment.  We ate lunch over there and then spent a good deal of the afternoon wandering through the shops.  Adam and Holden were bored nearly to tears and Adam didn’t take any pictures.  Josie and Isabella enjoyed themselves so much we had a hard time dragging them out.

We were so hot and sweaty by 2:30 we headed back to the apartment for a siesta. Around 4 p.m. Adam, Isabella, and I decided to walk back to Gion – the geisha district … we walked through  it on our first day, but were there too early and nothing was open.  Holden and Josie were both tired of walking and not interested in seeing the geisha district again so they opted to stay home.

Adam [photo below]:  I almost missed this place – walked by it once without seeing the logos. We went in and it got VERY fancy very quickly. They had all of the M bodies and lenses, complete S2 line of equipment, field glasses, telescopes & etc.  

Just a little hole in the wall from the outside appearances. Many of the fanciest stores and restaurants we’ve run across carry this theme. Very modest entrances – some we almost were afraid to enter because they looked so downtrodden.

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Back in the Gion Geisha district. On their way to work. Performances at higher end restaurants and some theaters are given nightly.

These Geisha’s don’t do any of the naughty bits. I had to look that up as well. The Japanese, apparently, get a bit put off by our Western bias to focus solely on the more puerile aspects of this tradition.

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[photo below:] We took a different route back to the apartment and ran into this … Fugu!  The restaurant is called Yamafuku and all they serve is Tiger blowfish.  I looked it up when we got back and discovered the Tiger blowfish is the most prestigious edible species of pufferfish and the most poisonous.

I grabbed one of their menus.  The cheapest dish offered is “Thin strips of skin dipped in boiling water” for ¥648.  The most expensive is “Yamafuku Tiger blowfish VIP full-course meal” for ¥10,584.  They also offer a dish called “Blowfish bone with flesh residue” … that doesn’t sound very appetizing to me.

Isabella really wants to try the blowfish, mostly so she can say she’s done it.  I was put off by the alive fish swimming around in the tank.  I hate being responsible for something being killed, and I refuse to eat raw animal.  Just … NO.  Adam and Isabella may go back tomorrow just to try it.  This place is only open for dinner.

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I was planning to do three blog entries, one for each city we visit on this trip, but Adam took way more photos in Kyoto than I expected.  I’m going to split our Kyoto portion into two separate posts.  More in a couple of days!

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Tokyo, Japan (June 4-9, 2015)

The flight from Atlanta to Japan is 14 hours.

From one standpoint, this flight went as smoothly as possible. The TSA people in Atlanta’s International Terminal were all in good moods, we sailed through all the security points with yellow cards (don’t have to remove shoes!), the flight was on time and non-stop to Tokyo. Nobody lost a suitcase.

However. Our seats were such that all three kids got to sit together in one row, but Adam and I had to share a row with a stranger. That means I got stuck in the middle seat, which is a lousy seat even on short flights. In this case, Adam was on the aisle, I had middle, and the stranger had the window seat.  The man seated next to me looked like Michael Rapaport’s uglier, pudgier, nerdier younger brother.

He ordered a glass of white wine less than five minutes after we took off. I didn’t think much of it, aside from being surprised he ordered a white wine because men usually don’t order white. He drained that one quickly and flagged down the stewardess for another one. And then another one. By 2 hours into this 14 hour flight, I was starting to get a little worried. This guy was swilling glass after glass of white wine the way a little kid goes after grape juice.  He was watching The Hobbit, which he’d clearly seen many times because he was whispering dialogue under his breath.

My big anxiety-provoking fear is puke. Nothing will trigger a panic attack like thinking I’m trapped with someone who may blow chunks at any moment. It’s the main driver of my secondary fear of boats — people get seasick and puke. And here I was, trapped in the cramped middle seat of an airplane on a 14 hour flight next to a guy on his 8th glass of wine.

These weren’t short pours, either. They were being served in those plastic cups the airlines use. They hold a paltry serving of coke or water (which is always mostly ice) but that translates to a nice big 8 oz glass of wine. (And in wine, 5 oz is considered a serving.) After his 6th or 7th glass, the stewardess started offering him water, but he kept refusing it. Then he opened a huge bag of beef jerky and ate the entire thing.  The high altitude of planes contributes to dehydration, too.  Have you ever poured salt on a slug?  That’s what must have been going on with this guy’s internal organs.

Normally I don’t pay much attention to strangers, but in this case I couldn’t help myself.  He didn’t touch a single vegetable or fruit on any of the meals served. He ate the chicken and rice, but threw away the salad and fruit, so he wasn’t even getting some moisture from those. How can a guy throw away all that fruit and then eat a 3 pound bag of beef jerky? His follow-up snack was a big bag of peanut M&Ms.  These weren’t the snacks they sell at the airport, either … they were the industrial Costco sized bags, so he had to have planned ahead.

I also couldn’t believe he stayed awake. I kept hoping that he’d fall asleep. Nope.

I have never worried about a stranger’s health more than I did this guy. He finally stopped drinking at his 10th cup of white wine and accepted a small sprite with his breakfast, served about 40 minutes before we landed. I am thankful he didn’t throw up all over me, but it was a very nerve-wracking flight for me. Those of you who suffer from panic attacks will understand how something can trigger one, and how difficult it is not to lose your shit in a public place.

Now, I do understand that this guy, technically, did nothing wrong.  He just sat in his seat minding his own business, watching his Lord of the Rings/Hobbit marathon enjoying his snacks and beverages.  I was the one with the psychological problem.  I get it.  I really do.

BUT … for those of you who have never had one, a panic attack is a very unpleasant thing to experience.  Adam kept whispering to me “You just need to calm down,” but that’s like telling a depressed person “You just need to be happier” or telling someone having a migraine “You just need to take a Tylenol and push through it.”  It doesn’t work that way. You develop an intense hatred for any person, place, or thing that triggers an attack.  And boy oh boy did I hate this guy.  When I was 16, I took a flight by myself (first time flying alone) and got seated next to a man with a briefcase full of porn.  He read porn magazines all the way from Seattle to Dallas.  Until today, Porn Guy was responsible for the worst flight I’ve ever been on.  White Wine Guy has surpassed him.

Everything went just fine after we got off the plane.  Japan does a very efficient job at customs, finding the bus was easy, and figuring out the subway system was actually pretty easy, too.  Things are clearly marked and most of the public services have English labels underneath the Japanese characters.  Everything is very clean.

The airport is more than an hour outside of Tokyo, so you have to take a bus into the city.  It dropped people off at various hotels, but we’re staying in an AirBnB apartment.  We figured out which hotel was near the subway line we needed and got off there.  It was right across the street from the subway station, and then we had a very short train ride to our stop.  Our apartment is very close.

The apartment is TINY.  It has three bedrooms, a toilet, a shower, and a kitchen, but it’s all crammed into about 600 sq ft.

The time difference between Atlanta and Tokyo is 13 hours.  We arrived at our apartment around 4 p.m Tokyo time, which gave us enough time to find a grocery store within walking distance and get a little bit of food before it got dark.  Then we went to bed.  We were exhausted.

June 5, Friday

The two girls are staying in the living room on futon mattresses on tatami mats on the floor.  Holden scored one of the real beds and his own room; Adam and I have the biggest bed in the place, which is a full-size, sort-of-real-bed-but-not-quite from Ikea.

Last night around 1:30 a.m. Adam woke up with a leg cramp and walked it off in the kitchen — and then broke the bed getting back into it.  So, at 1:45 a.m. we had the bed upside down trying to figure out how to either fix the broken leg or take off the other three … with no tools.  Luckily (I guess) the legs were so loose we were able to pry the bolts off with our fingers and get the other three legs off.  We put the rest of the frame (with the mattress bolted to it) on the floor.

We never did succeed in getting back to sleep after that.

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Above: Isabella and Josie on their futons.  They have the only TV in the apartment, but there aren’t any shows in English so nobody is fighting over it.  The kids have been enjoying watching Japanese cartoons, though.

We waited until 6 a.m. and then headed out to the grocery store.  Food here is very cheap.  It’s kind of hard to tell what some things are since very few of the packages have English on them, but almost everything has pictures of the product on it.  That turns out to be very helpful when you’re illiterate.

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Back to our apartment.  This is a quiet, nice neighborhood.  Everything in Japan, so far, is exceptionally clean, organized, and quiet.  It’s pretty much the exact opposite of any South American city.

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The nearest “big” area to our apartment is the Shibuya district.  It’s five stops on the subway.

The Tokyo subway system rivals London’s, if not surpasses it.  It’s hard for me to say that because I love London so much, I don’t like admitting somewhere else may be better at something.  But the Tokyo system is one of the best we’ve seen, and by far the cleanest.  The floors and seats of the train cars are so clean you actually notice them because it’s kind of freaky to see a public utility that spotless.  At one point, Holden sat down on the train station floor to tie his shoe, and I didn’t immediately say, “Oh, get up!  That’s so dirty!”  In fact, you could sit down and have a picnic in there and feel perfectly good about eating off the floor.  I don’t know how they do it.

We were already tired since we’d been up at 1:30 a.m., so we decided to have a very laid-back, easy day.  We explored the Shibuya area a little bit, but nothing opened until 10:00 a.m.  We were expecting to find a place to eat breakfast, but nothing was open except for a Starbucks.  That wasn’t what we had in mind since we wanted something more authentically Japanese, but realized after a bit that Starbucks was the only option.  We were surprised that we couldn’t find a single Japanese restaurant open for breakfast.  I guess they don’t eat breakfast?

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After our Starbucks break, we decided to go to another area of town that was famous for anime and manga.  It’s the one place Isabella was dying to see.  She and her friends are big manga geeks.  L1008424 L1008427

One of Tokyo’s two Pokemon stores.  This place was enormous and had a lot of things for sale that are only available in Japan.  The kids spent nearly an hour in here.  Between the three of them, they dropped about US$60.  L1008430

By now it was lunchtime and Japanese restaurants were starting to open.  We found a noodle shop.  It was down a weird little alley at the bottom of a long, narrow staircase.  It was definitely not a tourist place.

Once nice thing (so far, anyway) is that the Japanese put a picture of every dish on the menu.  You can just point at the picture to order.  This noodle place had only chopsticks, so that’s what we used.  Even though it’s soup, you still eat it with chopsticks.  No spoons.  L1008434

By 1:30 p.m. we were wiped out and decided to go back to the apartment.  We ended up staying in the rest of the day.  Isabella was really disappointed that we were wasting precious time, but Adam and I made an executive decision that pushing ourselves too hard at the beginning was a good way to end up with someone sick.  That would potentially ruin the whole trip.  Better to rest now so we’re in good shape later.

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June 6, Saturday

It rained all night long.  We woke up at 3:30 a.m., which is two hours better than yesterday.  Adam got online to check the weather forecast and learned that the rain was supposed to stop by 9:00 a.m. or so.  Then, in bold red text, came an urgent update: “Rain will stop in 3 minutes.”  It was the weirdest and most precise weather report of all time.  Indeed, it DID stop raining in about three minutes.  That’s some serious sci-fi novel territory.

So, we sat in bed at 4 a.m. and watched episode 2 of “True Detective” on Adam’s computer.  We anticipated not having any English programming in Japan, so before we left home Adam loaded a few shows for us to watch when we got desperate.  We’ve got the entire first season of True Detective and all 5 seasons of Jerry Seinfeld’s “Comics in Cars Getting Coffee.”

Once it was late enough to go out, we headed to Kappabashi Dori near Tawaramachi. This place has block after block of kitchen supply stores – both residential and industrial.  I’d researched this district before we left home.  Japan is famous for their world-class knives and one of the things I wanted to buy in Japan was a really good knife.  There are still stores here who make high-end kitchen knives on site – places that have been in the business since the Feudal ages.

This kitchen district is unbelievable.  They have store after store of restaurant supplies.  If it’s used for making food or running a restaurant, it’s for sale here.  Dishes, bamboo steaming baskets, sushi serving sets, pottery, cutlery, pots and pans — all the usual stuff — plus signs, menus, plastic food (restaurants use plastic food to advertise what they sell), chopsticks.  We even saw a 4 foot diameter paella pan.

I ended up buying a vegetable knife at a famous knife store called Kamata.  I also bought some bamboo steamers (way better price here than at home) and several sets of chopsticks.

The chopstick store was incredible.  Sadly, Adam didn’t get a photo.  They had hand-made sets of chopsticks selling for US$200 per pair, and they were works of art worthy of hanging on a wall in a display case.  They also had a huge selection of the wooden 100-for-$3 that you get in restaurants.  We each picked out a set of chopsticks to take home that were beautifully decorated and sold for around US$4 per pair.  Isabella and Josie both bought sets for their friends as gifts, too.

Below: one of the many pottery shops.

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The kids got tired of shopping for kitchenware (I could have stayed all day!) so we headed to another district called Harajuku.  It is known internationally as a center of Japanese youth culture and fashion. Shopping and dining options include many small, youth oriented, independent boutiques and cafés.

Takeshita Street in Harajuku.  This is where the girls all go to dress “GothLola” (goth Lolitas).  Isabella went nuts here … this stuff is her “aesthetic.”  You can buy freaky stuff with skulls all over it, costume dresses that look like something Alice wore in Wonderland, tiny feathered hats, combat boots, blue and pink pigtail wigs, etc.  There were actually quite a few men dressed that way, too.  One guy walked by dressed as Marilyn Monroe.

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Isabella ended up buying a cute little dress with Strawberry Shortcake all over it.  She’s going to wear it for Halloween this year.  Now all she needs is a pink pigtail wig and some Doc Martens.

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This area is a tourist attraction.  We saw more Westerners here in half an hour than we have since we landed in the Tokyo airport. L1008463

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A short walk from the Takeshita Street (and yes, we made the jokes and giggled at the name, too) is the Meiji Temple.  Photos are not allowed on the Temple grounds, so these are all taken on the long walk through the woods to get to it.

Photo below:  huge drums/barrels of sake; these are offerings from the various sake companies in Japan to the Meiji temple. This temple honors Emperor Meiji (1852-1912) who is famous for opening up Japan to western influence just before WWI. A barrel of sake is ceremoniously donated to honor the soul of the Emperor each year.

For context, Josie was about as tall as two of the drums.

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One of the gates leading to the Temple.  These are made of 1500 year old wood. L1008480

The temple itself was destroyed by US bombers in WWII and re-built shortly thereafter. We couldn’t take photos up close at the main shrine, where Shinto devotees made offerings, bowed twice, clapped twice, and bowed again during each prayer.
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Lots of weddings take place at the temple on weekends. We saw 3 or 4 separate parties all going through their paces. Here is one bride setting up for outdoor photographs.
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From Adam:

Below:  Girls have bags of stuff ready to take home. We brought an extra, empty suitcase with us just for this purpose.

Tokyo is the largest city in the world. I’ve been to many other mega cities (Sao Paulo, Mexico City, London, NYC, Shangai, Guangzhou, etc) – Tokyo is easily the best organized and cleanest. However, it doesn’t have “charm” or a history/brand recognition that we can appreciate. I’m more interested in visiting upcoming Kyoto, which is apparently more representative of “real” or “authentic” Japan.

Some more statistical context: Japan has about 130MM citizens. Twice as many as the UK, about 40% of that of the US.  Japan is smaller than Oregon and Washington combined, but has about 12x as many people.

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June 7, Sunday

From Adam:

Within the first two days, we’ve worked out the transit system to be comfortable enough to get around the city. The ticket machines do have an “English” button – very necessary. I’ve worked up to about a 200 word vocabulary to grunt through just about any basic situation, but we can’t read a single symbol. What’s worse, Japanese has 3 different alphabets, so we’re not even making an effort. Most signs near big intersections and points of interest have English equivalents, so it’s not too bad.

I’ve been pleasantly surprised about how far a $ goes here. I’ve been paying a lot of attention to the exchange rate and even sent out some articles how the US$ has been the strongest against the Yen (¥) in more than 20 years. Prices are darned reasonable here, which is a welcome change from the real beating we’ve taken the last several summers with the UK pound and Euro.

Food has been good, but without a great deal of variety. Each day we’re hitting the local grocery store 2 times to load up on what we need in the Apartment. We usually eat lunches out. They’ve got noodles covered in 1000 different varieties. They’ve also got a lot of very strange things in bags without much identification that we purchase on a lark to try out together. Some has been good, some pretty awful.

There is an active fat tax in Japan – both on high fat foods and on actual waist lines. There are NO fat people in Japan. People here are taller than we expected – I’ve seen a lot of men pushing 6’ tall. I weight 180# and I’m just about the largest (fattest) guy around. That doesn’t help my self esteem here one bit.

Fun day today. After hitting the closest Starbucks we could find, we headed across town to visit Akihabara – known for electronics, video games and all sorts of nerdy/collectible merchants.

Akihabara gained fame shortly after World War II for being a major shopping center for household electronic goods and the post-war black market. Nowadays, Akihabara is considered by many to be an otaku (Japanese geek/nerd) cultural center and a shopping district for video games, anime, manga, and computer goods. Icons from popular anime and manga are displayed prominently on the shops in the area, and numerous maid cafés are found throughout the district.

We visited one multi-story building dedicated solely to old-school video game consoles and cartridges. There are many video arcades with machines that we could barely recognize. Some of the most modern were the size of Apollo 11 landing module – you would get in and get a complete video experience with screens positioned 360 degrees around you. They would not allow photography in most of the places we visited, which is a shame, because the sights and sounds are really something to take in.

Below: 30 minute train ride to Akihabara.

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Akihabara is our first experience with the loud, nerve-jangling overstimulation aspect of Japanese culture we see on TV.  Being their geek district, it skews young and almost exclusively male.  Most of the women we saw in this district were working there, not hanging out for fun.  It’s an entire district filled with 100,000 Japanese versions of Captain Sweatpants (The Big Bang Theory reference).

We got off the train about 30 minutes before everything opened up.  People were already lined up waiting for doors to open.  This place is directly across from the subway station exit and the first thing you see when you step outside.  I think it’s a pachinko parlor.  Men were lined up around the side of the building.

We came by here later when we were leaving and walked in to see why it was so popular.  A girl manning the front door politely but very firmly turned us away and pointed to a sign (in Japanese, of course) we hadn’t seen with 18+ written in the corner …. it’s one of the adult-themed places and children are not allowed inside.

Adam:  I did take the kids into another Pachinko parlor to show them what all the fuss was about. Inside, scores of men all smoking cigarettes one after the other jam coins into the machines and watch the balls fall randomly over the pattern of pins. Gambling is illegal in Japan, so what you win by playing Pachinko comes out as tickets that you can redeem for prizes at the front counter. One of the most popular prizes are more packs of cigarettes.

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This district is hard to describe.  It’s simply overwhelming.  The buildings are all chintzy looking on the inside, kind of like a 3rd-rate mall in a place like Mexico.  The goods for sale, though, were very high-end and surprisingly expensive.  One shop was selling pearl earrings with a US$65,000 price tag.

The buildings have small footprints, but go straight up for as many as 8 or 9 floors.  You can ride an escalator up to each floor, but they only go one way — you have to walk back down by the stairs or take the elevator.  Photography wasn’t allowed inside any of the buildings, so unfortunately we don’t have pictures.

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Adam:  Once lunchtime came around, we thought we might try out one of the famous Maid Cafes. These restaurants are tucked into the higher floors of a number of buildings. We took a cramped elevator up to the 7th floor and stepped out to the restaurant’s entry way. We could look into the restaurant to see numerous patrons being served by Japanese women all dressed up in French maid outfits, squeaking and flirting in cloying, high-pitched voices.

The hostess gave to us a menu to explain how the system works (cover fee plus prix fixe, coming to about $20 a head).

The whole maid cafe schtick comes off quite creepy. There is a not-too-subtle degree of misogyny (if not outright pedophilia) that emits from a great deal of this aspect of the Japanese culture’s objectification of girls/women. This goes above and beyond the Geisha, cover-your-mouth when you smile, walk 2 paces behind, “in Japan, men come first” stereotypes. In Akihabara, you get a real whiff of something not quite naughty, just… weird.

At any rate, as adventurous as I wanted to be, we quickly decided this place wasn’t probably the best joint for lunch for a family of 5. In reality, these cafes are probably a good equivalent to how we view a Hooter’s restaurant and just as innocent (children are welcome at both), but then we don’t hang out at Hooter’s either when our kids are hungry.

I will note that the menu came with rules of conduct spelled out — no photographing the maids, no sexual innuendo, “no touching the Babies” (yes … they called the maids “babies” which grossed me out big time) and a few others I can’t remember.

We found a more suitable restaurant a few blocks away.  The Japanese aren’t big on sitting — many of the noodle joints have standing tables where people stand at a counter, single-file, and wolf down their food as quickly as possible.  It seems the goal is speed rather than enjoying the food or the company of your companions.  Our feet were tired and we wanted a sit-down place.

Below:  an example of the plastic food all restaurants have in their windows representing what is on their menus.

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This restaurant looked rather fancy, but we had a lot of trouble getting service.  The girl who seated us gave us some menus, but then never came back.  Adam flagged her down when she came to tend the table next to ours.  We ordered, but that didn’t end up going well, either.  We didn’t adequately communicate what we wanted, so I ended up not getting a meal at all.  Isabella and Josie both ordered a fondue plate that was quite large, so I did get to eat their leftovers.

We also wanted to order a dessert.  This place was called the Honey Toast Cafe and their specialty is a large sweet bread loaf hollowed out and filled with ice cream, fruit, and chocolate sauce.  (You can see an example of it in the above photo on the top row.)  The menu specified that it takes about 15 minutes for them to make it.

The server never came back.  We sat there for a very long time after we were done eating, getting frustrated.  We decided not to order the dessert after all because we were sick of sitting there by this point.  It was then that Josie noticed a doorbell-like electronic thing sitting on the table next to the condiments.  “What’s this?” she asked.  We had no idea.  I pushed the button to see what would happen and a waiter practically materialized out of thin air at our table.  Ah ha!  We felt really dumb.  Oh well … now we know.

Below:  the kids browsing in one of the manga action figurine stores.

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This district is a sensory overload during the daytime … I can’t even imagine what it must be like at night when all these signs are lit up and flashing.

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Isabella considers herself “into” anime and manga.  The sheer volume of this stuff here is mind-boggling.  Wandering through Akihabara, with store after store after store of it, she said, “I thought I knew a lot about manga but this …. I don’t even recognize any of it.  I had no idea this stuff even existed.”

We couldn’t pull her out of these stores.  She bought 4 large books, all in Japanese.  She downloaded this fantastic app for her phone that lets you take a photo of something with Japanese characters written on it (like street signs or menus).  It then scans the photos, isolates the characters, and translates them into English for you in just a couple of seconds.  She can scan each page of her books and get a translation.  It takes a long time to read, but then with no TV on this trip she doesn’t have anything better to do when we’re back at the apartment for the evening.

Adam remarked that in Latin America, nobody reads.  It’s hard to even find a bookstore; when you do the selection is terrible and the books are really expensive.  Those cultures just don’t value reading for pleasure.  In Japan, bookstores are absolutely everywhere, and they are PACKED with kids.  The books are cheap and unbelievably popular.  You can hardly walk around to browse. Adam waited until people had moved out of the way to take the photo below.  The Japanese really value reading and education.

A side note:  today is Sunday but apparently it’s a regular school day.  The students all wear uniforms here and the trains were full of kids with book bags and such, going to school.  They don’t seem to view weekends the same way we do.  Most of the shops are closed on two days a week, but never in a row.  Many are closed Tuesday and Friday, for example, or Sunday and Wednesday.  Maybe staggering everybody’s days off helps with crowd control or something.  I’ll have to look that up later.

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The kids are in heaven. They keep saying “This is the best trip we’ve ever done!” I think part of it (if not all) is that the whole city looks like the inside of a theme park. Everything is SPOTLESS. I don’t know how they keep the entire city so clean. 37 million people live here. There are cartoons and toys for sale everywhere too. The Japanese love them some toys. Adults buy anime and manga action figures and stuff like that in droves.

The kids are blowing through their money like crazy. It also helps that there are not quite 125 yen to the dollar, so figuring out how much money something costs in dollars is pretty easy. If the price is ¥400, that’s a tad less than $4.00. The dollar is really strong against the yen right now, so prices are pretty cheap, too. The past few years we’ve gone to Europe when the dollar was weak, so everything was really expensive and we couldn’t afford to go nuts with souvenirs. This time the kids can buy Pokemon cards and things like that for about 1/3rd the price they have to pay at home. Everything feels like such a great deal.

A word about the toilets:  they are every bit as strange as you have probably been led to believe.  The toilet seats in public restrooms are heated, more often than not.  They have a special button with a musical note on it that you can push that masks any embarrassing noise you might make whilst doing your business.

The hardest thing to get used to is the “butt wash” feature.  I was expecting water to spout up like a shower head fountain, but it doesn’t … it’s more like the blast from a water pick aimed directly at your posterior bullseye.  It feels a little like a violation, but you are indeed fresh and squeaky clean afterwards.

A few other observations:  nobody chains up their bikes or motorcycles.  Crime rates in Japan are so low they are practically nonexistent.  We saw one girl eating by herself, and when she got up to go to the bathroom she left her purse and her cell phone laying on the table unattended.

We’ve felt very safe everywhere we’ve gone.  Even the 18+ Adults Only places look like Chuck E. Cheese franchises.  All the porn we’ve glimpsed in these places (Adam and I went in for a quick peek) is in cartoon or plastic doll form.  They don’t have pictures of real humans.  As Adam noted before, the vibe from places like the Maid Cafes is incredibly creepy, but they just might be the socially acceptable outlet men need for all their gross fantasies.  When the object of the fantasy is a cartoon or a plastic figurine, perhaps that makes real live women safer.

The money:  Adam has noticed that none of their paper money is wrinkled or beat up.  Every bill is in nearly pristine condition.  The money given out by ATMs look like virgin bills, and even the money already in circulation given out as change during transactions looks practically brand new.  There is no shabby cash in Tokyo.

Portion sizes:  they are wee.  At Starbucks, for example, I always order a Venti black unsweetened iced tea.  Here, I placed my order and received what was, at best, a Tall. I initially thought the guy just misunderstood me (although he spoke English so well, and with an American accent, I assume he lived in the United States at some point) but once I started looking around, realized that their largest drink size is the same as the smallest drink size available in the US.  And it costs US$3.50. (At home it’s $2.10 with tax for the Venti tea.)

We quit going to Japanese Starbucks because of this. I don’t know why the sizes are so small and the prices so high, unless it has something to do with their fat tax.  Tea doesn’t have any fat (or even any calories, which is why I drink it) but perhaps they have a flat tax rate on Starbucks drinks in general because of the high calorie and sugar content of the majority of the options.  I’m just speculating because I can’t find anything about it online. For now it will remain a mystery.

June 8, Monday

Adam:  We started today with a visit to the Tsukiji fish market – the largest such in the world.  This is the place where people like Anthony Bourdain set up to film their show.

The real action takes place somewhere around 4:30 to 5:30 each morning. The fresh catches are brought in and the dealing begins. Since fresh fish takes on religious reverence in Japan, this is big business. None of us felt like trying to find this place in the dark at 4:00am, so we headed out at a more reasonable 9:00.

By then, the real business has already been concluded and all that remained are the more touristy shops and Sushi restaurants. Down crowded aisles we got to see (and sample) a variety of animal bits that defied recognition. This district is also famous for being THE very best place to get good Sushi – huge slabs of raw fish served up with little garnish. Each restaurant can accommodate about 8 people and there were lines queued up in front of all of them – people wait hours for the pleasure of sitting on an uncomfortable bar stool to slurp up $20-$30 plates of sushi.

This brings me to an aside – Japan was not built for 5-people groups. Nothing here can take groups this large. I can see why families stop at 1 (and rarely 2) kids – there just isn’t enough room to get about. We only eat lunch out – and it can be a bit of a struggle to find somewhere for the 5 of us to be together.

Getting to the fish market is a chore.  We took the subway to the nearest station, and then had to walk the rest of the way.  We walked and walked and walked.  The kids all started complaining.  “Are we almost there?”  NO.  Not even close.  Walk some more.  Keep walking.  Stop to check the GPS feature on our phones to see if we’re going the right way.  Resume walking.

We finally arrived, and it was pretty much what you’d expect from an open-air fish market, although more clean and less stinky (just like everything else in Japan.)

I was surprised at how many things other than fish were being offered.  This place is very much worth the long hike.  If you come to Tokyo, I highly recommend making Tsukiji fish market a stop on your itinerary.

Below:  more very high-end kitchen knives, being sold in open-air booths at the fish market.

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This place was crowded.

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View inside one of the popular Tsukiji Sushi restaurants. Sit down, shut up, slurp it in, get out.

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Bags of dried seaweed and dried baby sardines (niboshi).  Several booths had niboshi out for sample tasting, but we didn’t try any … they had eyeballs.

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Hot day in the sun. We do like the ubiquitous liquid dispensing vending machines. Most only sell water, tea and cold coffee drinks. But they’re cheap (¥100) and handy when the kids start squawking for something to drink.

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I bought another knife [photo below].  This one is the Japanese style — the one I bought the other day is Western style. The fundamental difference between Western style knives and their Japanese counterparts is the fact that the Western knife is sharpened on both sides of the blade. They have what is called a symmetrical bevel.

The Japanese knives are sharpened only on one side (a single bevel) and are generally made from harder steel.  They are much sharper than a Western knife, lighter in weight, and hold a sharp edge much longer, but the harder steel also makes them more brittle.  Accidentally running the blade into a bone or frozen spot in food can ruin the knife.  They are also more difficult to sharpen.

We’ll see if I like it once I get it home and start cooking.  I’m really excited about it… this was an impulse purchase (and not a cheap one, either — it was ¥24,700, or US$200 +/-) and I generally don’t impulse buy things this expensive.  Normally I limit those types of purchases to things in the $15 range.

The guy in the far back has a whet stone and tools and sharpened up/finished up our knife in front of us.  More ritual: every bit of service here is laden with calculated moves and presentation. Kind of fun the first couple of times, but gets old quick for Americans who just want to get their stuff and go.

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Below:  a guy grilling live oysters and clams. Holden was fascinated by this process.  We stood and watched for a long time, waiting for the clams to open up.  The oysters opened first and the guy cut out the poop sacs (I don’t know what their official name is) with a pair of scissors and threw them away, then cut the oyster into 4 bite-sized pieces right in the shell.  When we finally walked away, Holden said “Now, see, this is why I love traveling.  You never know when you’ll run into something really cool that you didn’t expect to see.”  He sounded like a mini Jim Jeffery.

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None of us like seafood much, and I can’t stand the thought of eating raw animal meat.  We unanimously elected not to eat any sushi, and nobody really wanted to try the grilled oysters or clams, either.

We hiked to a different train station and headed back to the Ikebukuro district.  The kids were desperate to go back to the Pokemon Center.  They’d been thinking for two days about the things they didn’t buy and wished they had, so back we went.  We decided to eat lunch first.

Below:  better food to eat here (meaning not seafood). Most restaurants are very small and the seating is “bar style” with stools positioned to wrap around the grills where food is prepared and cooked.  You can’t go wrong with rice, chicken, soup and salad. It’s something the kids can all eat and it does fill the belly.  Adam had grilled cow tongue and a beer.  The kids refused to taste the cow tongue.

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After not getting a fancy dessert at the Honey Toast Cafe yesterday, we had promised the kids we’d look for a fancy dessert place today.  We ran into a Cat Cafe, which we’d all read about on the internet.  That sounded like a lot of fun, so up we went … another one of these places you have to take a tiny elevator to reach, way up on the 4th floor of a building.

The Cat Cafe didn’t turn out to be what we thought it was going to be.  They didn’t really serve food.  It was basically a big room full of cats, couches, and high speed internet access.  You pay  ¥1100 per person for an hour (roughly $10) to sit in the room and quietly pet cats and surf the net.  The people in there looked like office workers on their lunch break who wanted a quiet place to go hang out and pet some cats while they caught up on stuff. They had vending machines for small snacks and coffee (all included in the admission price) but it would have cost the five of us $50 to go sit in there for an hour.  We decided not to go in.

Instead, we found a place called The Milky Way Cafe. It looks kind of like a 1950s diner with a space theme, and it specializes in elaborate ice cream treats.  We ordered three different selections and shared them.

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Below:  Adam’s dessert.

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I have a friend who recently wrote about the concept of convicts becoming “institutionalized” in prisons.  Owing to some construction going on inside the prison grounds, prisoners were detoured through an area that’s normally off limits.  Under normal circumstances, entering into the off-limits area is met with swift and harsh penalties.  The importance of following rules was so ingrained into the prisoners’ minds that they were experiencing some pretty heavy anxiety over being in the “off-limits” section even though they were being told by guards to go that way.

I had to laugh at his description of “institutionalization” because it struck a nerve with how I’ve been feeling here in Japan. To some degree, every human on the planet is institutionalized to their own environment and rarely realizes it. They do things differently in Japan than we do in the West (I say “the West” because the Japanese have behaviors I’ve never seen anywhere else) and I cannot bring myself to do them.

For example: when someone is being polite, they don’t smile or give a little wave of recognition or call out “hey, thanks!”; they put both hands together and bow. I can’t do it because it feels racist. I feel like if I bow back, I’m making fun of their culture or mocking them as a people.

I also can’t bring myself to pronounce Japanese words correctly because it sounds/feels like I’m mocking their language. The name of the main subway hub we’ve been using is Shibuya. It’s pronounced shee-boo-YAAAH! with a nasaly vocal upswing at the end. Imagine every insulting, racist comedic depiction of a stereotypical Japanese character you’ve ever seen — that’s what it sounds like.  And if you DON’T do the (seemingly) exaggerated accent, they will not understand you. In their minds, they are probably thinking, “How hard is it to pronounce Shibuya? Americans sound so stupid.”

Intellectually, I know how ridiculous it is to feel that way, but that doesn’t change my gut reactions one bit. We Americans have been so conditioned to spot racism/sexism (even when there is none) that it’s become an internalized part of our psyches. I can only imagine that to anyone else in the world we all seem a little bit psychologically damaged or crazy.  When you are incapable of engaging in polite social exchanges in a new cultural environment because of pre-ingrained mental conditioning, then you have a problem.

June 9, Tuesday

We didn’t have much of a plan today.  Several months ago we bought Japan Rail Passes for the bullet train system.  These are tickets you can buy that allow you to ride the train, as much as you want, all over the entire country for a specified amount of time.  In our case, once the tickets are activated we have two weeks of unlimited travel available to us.

Tomorrow we’re leaving Tokyo and heading over to Kyoto.  (After a week in Kyoto, we’ll spend one final week in Osaka before heading back to Tokyo to fly home.)  We needed to activate our rail passes, so that was our big chore for today.  This can be accomplished at the main subway/train stations, but is a bit of a process.

Once that was done, we had nothing on our docket so we started wandering aimlessly around the Shibuya neighborhood.  Holden and I were hungry, so we started looking for places to eat that had actual tables and not just the single stools available in most places.

Tokyo is set up for single people.  Nobody seems to travel around in groups and most people eating in restaurants are dining alone.  As Adam mentioned earlier, a group of 5 is rare here.  We get lots of notice not only because we’re white, but because we’re wandering around with three kids.  We’ve seen a handful of women carting two kids around (never dads) but the only family we’ve seen with three children live in this neighborhood near our apartment.  In their case, it looks like they have a set of twin boys and a singleton.

Finding places to eat in Tokyo has proven to be a bit difficult for us.  We need a place with tables for five, which is somewhat rare.  We also learned the hard way that Italian food here is terrible; seriously …. it’s the worst.  They call everything “spaghetti” even though it’s not, and have whole sections on the menu labeled “spaghetti with soy sauce base” that include “toppings” of raw fish or squid rings.  It’s not Italian food, but it isn’t Japanese food, either.  It’s a hideous fusion of the two cuisines that doesn’t work.  AT ALL. With this in mind, we also ruled out Mexican restaurants and American hamburger joints. It’s just not worth the risk.

That leaves Japanese food, French food (there are a lot of French patisseries here that are excellent), and ice cream parlors.

This difficulty in finding restaurants always triggers a family fight.  Hungry and unable to find a suitable place, we end up griping at each other in whisper-fights on the busy sidewalk: “Fine!  YOU pick a place!” Then we angrily head into whatever open restaurant is closest and hope for the best.

Today, we reached that point in front of a literal hole-in-the-wall place.  It was a tiny, unimpressive dive, but it did have a set of tables large enough to seat all of us.  The girl standing by the door gave us a menu in English and then pointed at a vending machine on the wall.  It’s pictured here:

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You put money in the money hole, then press the button for whichever dish you’ve chosen.  A Chuck E. Cheese ticket squirts out the bottom, which you hand to the girl and she yells out the order to the chef.  We were regretting our restaurant choice, but we’d spent so much time standing in the doorway with the menu we felt committed.

It turned out to be one of the best meals we’ve ever eaten.  Not just the best meal we’ve eaten on Tokyo, but one of the best ever.  The kids ordered dumplings and Adam and I each chose a different bowl of noodles. I don’t know what kind of magic they used to make a bowl of noodles that tasty — I could only identify a fraction of the ingredients used.

Below:  at our table.

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Restaurants here are different than anyplace else I’ve ever been, including China.  I’ve already mentioned the single diner seating arrangements; what I haven’t mentioned is that in every single place the chefs are on full display.

In most cases, they are behind huge windows with seating all around the perimeter, so that diners are staring directly into the kitchen.  Every chef in Japan has an audience.  They cook in an incredibly controlled way — there is no rushing or sense of frantic in-the-weeds disorganization, and (like everything else in Japan) the cooking areas are spotless.  The chefs all wear white coats and they never have stains on them — I can only assume they have several jackets ready to go and change into a fresh one if something gets on the one they’re wearing.

Adam:  We then took the subway over to the area where the Imperial Palace is located – residence of the Japanese emperor. I can remember reading back in the 80s how, at that time and at the peak of the Japanese property bubble, the grounds surrounding the Imperial Palace (about 1.3 sq. miles) were valued in excess of the state of California and all that it contained. I was eager to see what all the hubbub was about.

Of course, those heady days when the Japanese were going to take over the world are now over (now it’s the Chinese..) The Imperial Palace is not open to the public, but we were welcome to walk around the perimeter.

The area surrounding the Palace is all gardens with impeccably maintained trees. It’s a beautiful little natural oasis in the middle of such a modern big city.

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The Palace itself is so hidden you can’t see it.  There is a huge moat surrounding the property.  It had surprisingly few birds … in fact, most of Tokyo is bereft of birds.  There are very few pigeons, which is remarkable because every other big city I can think of has lots and lots of them.  There were only a couple of ducks on this large moat, too.

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Below:  Josie and Isabella taking a selfie.

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Back home there is currently a parenting trend called “Free Range Kids” in which parents allow their children to do things like walk to the park by themselves.  People call the cops on these parents and they get in trouble for child neglect and/or endangerment.  It’s a whole stupid thing, and one of those issues where all you can do is scratch your head and say, “Only in America!”

In Tokyo, little kids navigate the subway system all by themselves.  We’ve already seen this phenomenon in every single other country we’ve ever visited, but I am blown away at how well these Tokyo kids manage.

Below:  three little girls heading home after school.

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To fully appreciate this, you need to realize just how big and busy this city is.

Tokyo is the biggest city in the world.

Tsukiji fish market is the biggest fish market in the world.

In Shibuya, we’ve walked through the busiest pedestrian intersection in the world. (10 lanes of automobile traffic and five major crosswalks converge, accommodating as many as 2,500 pedestrians with each traffic signal change.)

Tokyo Metro operates nine lines and 184 stations including Shinjuku Station, the busiest rail station in the world.

IN THE WORLD.  And here are these little guys making their way through all this well-orchestrated chaos and doing a fantastic job.  Nobody blinks and eye.  L1008632

A shot of one of the vending machines all over the city.  You’re never far from a refreshing beverage here.

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A final shot from around our apartment’s neighborhood. Everything feels 3/4 scale in this country.

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This morning we’re packing up and heading to Kyoto.  I’ll post again next week!

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Dec 20-22, Orlando

This year we need to save some money and spend most of our Christmas vacation at home.  We had a lot of activity earlier in the fall and have some pretty significant plans for summer 2015, so Christmas 2014 is being done on a budget.  Last spring we won 4 day-passes to DisneyWorld at a school auction, so we decided to cash those in and make a short Orlando jaunt our family gift.

We drove down today and checked into the Bahama Bay Resort, a place we’ve stayed several times in the past.  It’s 20 minutes from DisneyWorld and you can get a 3-bedroom condo (with full kitchen, two bathrooms, and full laundry room) for around $150 per night (including taxes).  For what you get, it’s one of the best lodgings deals we’ve seen, assuming you have a car available.

We stopped at a Publix grocery store to buy the makings of a dinner and tomorrow’s breakfast before we checked in.  I bought some tea because I forgot to bring some from home.

The packaging didn’t make it clear that this green tea was not, as it turns out, in tea bags, but rather in those little pods only useful in a Keurig coffee machine.  (Lesson learned: always read the small print.)  I opened the box and pulled out the pods.  Holden was standing next to me and said, “Maybe you can open the pod and dump the leaves in your cup.”  So that’s what I did.  The pod contents sat on the top of the water in a pathetic little hydrophobic powdered hill.  Holden said dryly, “Don’t forget to stir that.”  It was utterly undrinkable.  I’ll have to find a solution tomorrow.

December 21, Sunday  — Epcot Center

Today was full of ups and downs.  It started pretty well.  This year, for the first time, we agreed to let the kids go off on their own.  Isabella has a phone, and I gave mine to Holden so they could get in touch with us if they got separated from each other.  (Adam has a phone, too.)  The kids were beyond excited about this new, grown-up development.  The second we entered through the gates, they hollered “See you later!” and took off.

Adam and I, for the first time ever, got to wander around an amusement park with just each other.  It felt weird not to have the kids with us and we experienced some pretty mixed emotions.  It’s part of life, your kids growing up enough to have some independence.  They love it and they need it, these little test flights out of the nest.  But also the end of a stage of life, for all of us.  Adam and I were proud of them, but also a little melancholy.

It’s so much easier to get around an amusement park when there are only two of you.  We held hands and got in the short lines for the “boring” rides and had a wonderful, romantic time. Until we got to The Land pavilion.  As we were going in, a kid burst out and puked right in the doorway.  Oh, the horror.

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Checking out some “art” in France.

We finally got a chance to see the Captain EO movie.  In the past, the line for this has always been so long we didn’t bother with it.  Today we were able to walk right in.  They are still showing the original 3-D film created in 1986 — produced by George Lucas, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, and starring Michael Jackson and Angelica Huston.  That is quite a pedigree for a film and we were pretty excited about seeing it.

It was remarkably, hilariously bad.  Michael Jackson’s character is the captain of a spaceship that lands on a planet ruled by a wicked queen played by Angelia Huston.  She captures Captain EO and his animated sidekicks (one of whom is named Fuzzball, presumably because he’s a ball of fuzz with a face) and for the crime of contaminating her planet with their presence, sentences them to be turned into trash cans.  (Yes — trash cans.)  Captain EO tells Huston that he’s going to bring out her beauty with a song and dance number.  He rips his jacket open to reveal a flaming rainbow on his shirt that blasts magical beams at the queen’s robotic henchmen and turns them into fabulous aerobics instructors.  They are wearing leotards and everything, just like in the Olivia Newton John “Physical” video.  Every time Jackson does his signature “WOO hoo!” more fabulousness blasts from the shirt rainbow and from his sparkle-gloved hands.  In the end, Angelica Huston is transformed from a scary reptile/robot hybrid into a permed blond wearing a purple leotard.  Jackson and his animated sidekicks aggressively and victoriously dance in formation back to their own spaceship.

It is just stunningly bad.  Jaw-droppingly bad.  It also contains glimmers of Jar Jar Binks.  The signs were there, but nobody saw them before The Phantom Menace came out in 1999.  “What the hell was Lucas thinking?” people asked in 1999.  Well, you can see exactly what he was thinking.  It’s all right there in Captain EO from 1986.  It was the warning no one noticed.

A little while later, we got a text from Holden that said, “Josie has a really bad headache.”  This was worrisome news because on Friday after school, she went over to a friend’s house and had to come home early because the friend was sick with what they thought was probably strep throat.  A few minutes later, another text came in from Holden that said, “Isabella is making Josie really upset.”

We met up with the kids in China.  Josie was in tears and obviously miserable.  We found the First Aid station and they gave her a dose of children’s Tylenol.  (We’ve had to visit the First Aid station at Disney parks twice now, and they are superb.)  She started feeling better, but didn’t want to go off with Isabella and Holden anymore.  She opted to stay with Adam and me for the rest of the afternoon.

Josie continued to feel more and more rotten  as the day progressed.  The one thing she wanted to do was visit Japan because they sell Pokemon toys in the shop.  She perked up a bit and was showing some signs of excitement over our new (very tentative) plans to visit Japan for real next summer, but when we headed over to eat baklava in Morocco she lapsed back into misery.

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Josie trying to enjoy the store in Japan.

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She bought a couple of Pokemon keychains. While Adam and I ate baklava in Morocco, she examined her treasures.

Meanwhile, Holden and Isabella were having the time of their lives.  I found these pictures on my phone.  The first is Holden’s attempt at a selfie.  FullSizeRender

And then Isabella met Mulan.  IMG_0126

By this point, we knew we needed to call it a day.  We went on one last ride, Mission: SPACE.  This ride freaked me out, because even though we went on the “green” line (the non-spinning version meant for little kids) we got into the space capsule and discovered each one came with a packet of puke bags.  I’ve never seen an amusement park ride equipped with puke bags before.  That set off a panic attack and I sat trapped in that claustrophobic chamber with my eyes shut trying to astral project myself to just about anywhere else on Earth until it finally came to an end.

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Miserable Josie, trying to make the best of things.

We left the park before dinner and found an urgent care clinic.  I wanted to get a strep test done on Josie, but the wait was going to be at least 2 1/2 hours so we decided to skip it and just go back to the hotel.  The Walgreens clinics open in the morning.

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Battling the crowd to leave.

Dec 22, Monday

Josie woke up feeling somewhat better today, but we didn’t want to buy park tickets in case she started feeling lousy later on.  We searched around instead for cheap/free things to do in Orlando.

First stop was Downtown Disney.  They have shops and restaurants, but no rides.  The kids were happy to visit the Lego store and we bought some chocolates in their Ghirardelli shop.

Isabella and I bought bagels at Starbucks and ended up feeling a lot of our food to the chickadees.  You can’t really see them in this photo because they are so small, but there are dozens of them right next to us begging for crumbs.

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Josie was still feeling OK, so we bought tickets to the Ripley’s Believe it or Not Museum.  It’s not as neat as the original location in London, but the kids still had a really good time.  They have a rather large collection of conjoined twin animals (two-headed calves, etc.) that were interesting to Isabella because she and I have been watching American Horror Story: Freak Show.

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At Ripley’s – a psychedelic tunnel that rotated, with lights and blasting music. Those are the 3 kids dancing around inside.

After Ripley’s, we were at loose ends.  We’d spotted an outlet mall nearby and decided to go shopping.  That turned out to be a horrible idea.  We got stuck in pre-Christmas traffic for a really long time and when we finally made it into the parking lot, there were no spaces left.  We ended up driving away, having wasted a bunch of our afternoon.

Our last stop of the day was the Universal Studios CityWalk.  It’s a lot like Downtown Disney.  By this time Josie was feeling pretty rotten again, so we had an early dinner at the Bubba Gump restaurant and went back to the hotel.

Dec 23, Tuesday

Josie woke up feeling awful, so we packed up and headed home.  We got out of the hotel by 7:00 a.m. and made it home in time to take Josie to the doctor for a strep test.  (By this time I was pretty sure she had a virus, but wanted to confirm it before everyone was closed for Christmas.)

Her strep test was negative, so now we’re just going to relax and I’m going to make a huge pot of restorative chicken soup for my baby.

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New Orleans, Thanksgiving 2014

November 26, Wednesday

Something I’ve learned from traveling is that the reality of a place often doesn’t match it’s reputation.  We’ve been to places I was very apprehensive about visiting that turned out to be spectacular, and we’ve been to places I expected to be spectacular that turned out to be disappointing.

Two summers ago we stopped in New Orleans near the end of our USA tour.  I’d been looking forward to seeing New Orleans and was viewing it in many ways as the last little cherry on top of our lengthy vacation.  It was going to be the last major stop before we ended up back home.

Nearly everything I knew about New Orleans came from Anne Rice novels and TV shows about vampires.  I thought it would be beautiful, sultry, glamorous; a gorgeous little jewel of a town maintained perfectly to retain it’s historical charm of a bygone era.  It wasn’t.

It was dirty, tawdry, rough and run-down.  Adam, who constantly accuses me of seeing danger where there is none, felt it wasn’t safe to walk around after dark.  (This, of course, immediately warned me that it wasn’t safe to walk around in the daytime, either.)

I view New Orleans much like Paris in this regard; a world-famous city with a rich history that was just grosser and more tarnished than I’d expected.  More used.  It was a pretty big disappointment.

I hated Paris on our first visit, too.  The city’s reality didn’t match the fantasy presented in literature and film.  It took several days of loathing Paris before I finally started to warm up to it … but by then it was time to leave.  I fully expected never to see Paris again because why, out of all the wonderful places on planet Earth I still haven’t seen, would I waste time and resources going back to a disgusting pit?  But two years later, we found ourselves driving through France.  We changed our route due to time constraints and ended up very close to Paris.  With our original plans cancelled, we didn’t have anything on our docket that day and made a spontaneous decision to visit Paris again.

The second visit was much better than the first.  We’d already been disappointed once, so our expectations were particularly low.  That may have helped us to see the nice things about the city that were obscured the first time by our disgust at all the things that fell short.  We enjoyed Paris the second time around.  Now, it’s actually started to grow on us.  We have reached that stage where we look back on it semi-nostagically and would not hesitate to visit again if the opportunity presented itself.

I’m hoping to experience a similar change of perspective about New Orleans.  The first visit was such a shock that all I really wanted to do was get out of the city.  I probably would not have chosen to come back, but Rita and Randy (longtime friends and our traveling companions this week) wanted to “do” New Orleans.  They are both avid photographers and New Orleans is a spectacular place to take photos.  The architecture is interesting, and in many ways the urban decay makes for far more interesting images than a pristine landscape does.  So, we’re back.

Yesterday we drove from Atlanta — we left at 7 a.m. and arrived in New Orleans around 4 p.m.  It was starting to get dark, so once we checked into the hotel all we had time to do was make a quick walking tour of the immediate area to orient ourselves a bit.  The city is just as stinky and rough as I remembered, but it wasn’t a surprise this time.

This morning when we headed out, it was actually quite cold.  The city has far fewer tourists today than it did during the summer, which makes walking around much more pleasant.

We walked over to Cafe Du Monde for a plate of their famous beignets.  We stopped here in summer 2013 and the place was so packed we had to wait for a tiny table, and then wait another 45 minutes to be served.  Today was much better.  The beignets were just as delicious, but we had a table big enough to fit all five of us adequately (we were all crammed at a table for two before) and the service was quicker.  This is definitely a place much more pleasant to visit during off-peak tourist times.

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We didn’t think to take a “before” photo of the plate of beignets.  We dug in like a pack of wild dogs and only after they were gone did Adam turn his mind to taking pictures.  This plate of powdered sugar was all that was left.L1007955

Right across from Cafe Du Monde is Jackson Square, which is where the artists hang out.  This is one of my favorite places in New Orleans.  What New Orleans lacks in polish, it makes up for in a strong art scene.  While I was checking out some of the street artists, the kids found this toy store.  L1007958

Artists display their paintings on the fence around the park. L1007971

Here I am buying yet another painting.  It’s one of the sepia-colored oils (mine was in the hole left between the others.)  I don’t yet have a photo of the one we purchased.  The artist is Anthony Bordelon, and the painting we bought is of a New Orleans musician named Dr. John.  (That’s Bordelon putting our painting into a recycled Target bag.)L1007972

Inside Jefferson Square park.  The kids were waiting for Adam to manage his camera gear.L1007965

Here is one from my phone.  (I was messing around with the filters.) Holden and Isabella never miss an opportunity to use their “technology.”  That’s their catch-all word for various phones, gaming systems, chargers, etc.  If we sit down somewhere, Holden will ask, “How long is this going to take?”  I’ll say, “About thirty seconds.  Josie is just tying her shoe” and he’ll say, “Oh good.  Plenty of time” and whip out whatever electronic gadget is stashed in his pocket.

As evidenced by this picture, they come by it honestly.  Here is Adam messing with his “technology” while I use my “technology” to document it.  Josie is a little more willing to live in the moment.  FullSizeRender

New Orleans is gearing up for Christmas.  Decorations are going up all over the city.L1007969

Firemen doing routine valve checks over by Louis Armstrong Park.L1007975

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After lunch, we met up with Rita and Randy.  We all bought $3 Jazzy passes, which allow for unlimited public transportation (streetcars, busses) for a day.  (A three-day Jazzy pass is only $9.  It’s a very convenient and economical way to get around the city.)  The streetcars are scrupulously maintained.  L1007982

We rode to the end of the red Canal line to the cemeteries.  L1007983

Chinese crypt in the Cyprus Grove Cemetery.  L1007984 L1007985

Frat house going all out with the Christmas decorations.  That’s white flocking all over the shrubbery.  L1007989

It was mid-afternoon by now.  We hopped on the streetcar and went back to the hotel for a quick rest.  Everyone was feeling pretty footsore and naps sure sounded nice.

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Late afternoon, Adam and I went out by ourselves just to walk around.  Here is a picture of a fountain.L1007993

Here are a few photos Randy took on an antique camera with b&w film.  He had them developed at a one-hour drug store and they gave him some low-res scans on a disk.

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November 27, Thursday (Thanksgiving Day)

Not much is open today.  Rita found a yoga studio that was actually teaching a class this morning, so she skipped breakfast and headed off to improve herself while the rest of us stuffed our faces with free scrambled eggs at the hotel breakfast buffet.

Our big plans are to wander around and take pictures, maybe head over to the Garden District, and possibly go to a movie this afternoon.  We have reservations for lunch at a Mexican restaurant at noon, so that will be the anchor of our day.

A word about our hotel and showers:  we’re staying in the Residence Inn on St. Joseph’s Street.  It’s a pretty good hotel to use as a home base; it has full kitchens in the rooms and quite a bit of space so people aren’t right on top of each other.  The hotel itself is within walking distance (15 to 20 minutes) of the French Quarter and there are many other interesting things close by.  It’s the showers that really stand out, though.

Last night Holden took a shower and I could hear him yelling in the bathroom, “Ow, oh ow, the water hurts!”  He has a reputation for hating water in his face, so I just yelled back, “Turn the heat down a little and hustle up!”  This morning I realized what he was complaining about.  The water pressure is so high that a shower here is one step down from Bruce Willis’s decontamination in 12 Monkeys.  When you step out, you may be bald and your skin may be flayed off, but you can rest assured that all the shampoo got rinsed out.  If a good, strong shower is something important to you while you’re traveling, this could be the hotel for you.

We drove out to the Garden District.  They have a lot of very nice houses (some for sale in the $1.3-$2.5 million range) and a picturesque cemetery.  A resident walking his dog stopped to talk to us and pointed out houses owned by Sandra Bullock, John Goodman, and Eli Manning’s parents.

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We found a Starbucks just in time for a much-needed potty break.

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Josie standing in front of a wall painted as an “Homage to Miro.” L1008038

We had a reservation for lunch at Johnny Sanchez, a very nice Mexican restaurant.  L1008045

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After lunch everyone wanted to rest, so we went back to the hotel.  A Thanksgiving parade was set to start at 3:30 and go through the French Quarter, so we thought it would be nice to take naps and go back out to see the parade.  Adam and I started to go stir-crazy, though, and headed out by ourselves.  We ended up back at Jackson Square.L1008052 L1008055

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After all that walking, neither of us wanted to go back over for the parade.  Randy didn’t want to battle crowds and Holden didn’t want to see a parade, but Rita and the two girls wanted to go.

Rita, Isabella and Josie walked back to Canal Street to see the Thanksgiving Parade.   (All the Parade photos were taken by Rita.)IMG_1772

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November 28, Friday

We did this Honey Island Swamp Tour in the summer of 2013 and it was one of the highlights of our whole trip, so we told Rita and Randy it was worth doing.  I am glad we did it a second time because it was a lot different during the fall/winter season.  The guy (Captain Charlie) told us that in the summer it’s all about the alligators, but in the winter the mammals come out while the alligators are hibernating.  The spring and early fall are transition times and full of wildlife drama, so this is something worth doing multiple times at different times of the year if you can manage it.

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Raccoon in the swamp.  He came right up to the boat hoping for treats.  Captain Charlie threw him a marshmallow.  L1008087 L1008090

Great Blue Heron.  These birds are so fierce that alligators won’t even try to eat them.  They have a huge old male gator in the swamp with only one eye … that beak is like a dagger and the herons have really good aim.L1008095 L1008099

The one alligator we saw.  During the winter, the alligators bury themselves in the mud under water and come up every two or three hours to breathe.  They don’t eat during colder weather at all.  Their bodies only produce digestive acid when the water temperature is above 74F.  L1008103 L1008106

Cyprus knees.  These are tree roots that grow big knobs above water for air.  They also intertwine with the roots of other trees to help keep them all stable in the boggy ground.L1008108 L1008109

Randy wanted to get some evening shots, so Adam and Randy decided to have a big night out.  Rita, the kids, and I stayed back at the hotel.  Here is Randy waiting for Adam.L1008125 L1008126

Jazz music at a club.  Adam and Randy said the guy on the trombone was exceptionally talented.L1008130 L1008140 L1008141

Street shots.  Adam liked the two dudes dressed in Dumb & Dumber suits.  (Check out Blue Top Hat guy coming out of the door behind Randy.)L1008144 L1008148 L1008156

I love this picture of Randy.  Adam said Bourbon street was filled with cops on horseback. There was a strong police presence.  L1008164

New Orleans is getting ready for Christmas. L1008166We all had a fantastic time in New Orleans.  It still isn’t one of my favorite cities, but I did like it better than I did before. It’s known for loud music, drinking, partying, and Cajun food … not really my cup of tea, but I can see why people who like those activities love New Orleans.  It has a lot of character.

Until next time!

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2014-11, Brian & Phuong’s wedding

Catalina Island, CA 

Brian and Phuong’s wedding was a spectacular event.

It was the best wedding I’ve ever attended.  Catalina Island turned out to be a fantastic venue for a large reunion. The island is really small and the main town, Avalon, has all kinds of restaurants and coffee shops, snorkel shops, miniature golf, and other activities that are all easy walking distance from the rental houses.

Our group had 5 or 6 houses (each holding around 10 to 12 people), and in addition Brian and Phuong rented a place called The Beach House right on the main street as a gathering place for everyone.

Cars aren’t really allowed on the island (aside from delivery trucks and maintenance vehicles) so everyone either walks or scoots around in golf carts. It was so small and safe, with no traffic, that we could just let the kids wander around the island all by themselves. They loved the freedom more than I can say.

Everyone could quickly go back to their house if they needed a nap or change of clothes, and then you could go for a walk through the town and run into other people from the wedding party. It made it really easy for folks to mingle and talk in small groups (whoever you ran into at the ice cream shop or whatever) and then congregate at the Beach House if you wanted to see the whole group. It was such a success that everyone is talking about making it a gathering place, every other year or so. It was absolutely perfect.

The wedding itself was perfect, too. It was a fantastic representation of Brian and Phuong’s personalities. They had one of Brian’s best friends from high school (Scott Delap) officiate. The ceremony was very personalized and he did a really, really good job.  The entire event was full of happiness … an exquisite celebration of love, friendship, and joy.  I heard over and over again from many different people, “This is probably the happiest wedding I’ve ever been to.”

Here are a few of the highlight photos, plus a few shots to give a sense of Catalina.

The Mayse house.  (On Brian’s side, there was a Jeffery house, a Hanson house, and a Mayse house.  There were two or three other houses for Phuong’s family.  The houses are all within a few blocks of each other.)

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Walking down the street toward the main part of town. (Brenda, Isabella, Holden, John, Elaine.)L1007532

Candy and ice cream shop.L1007536

View from the main street.

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Walking along sightseeing, we ran into Brian and Phuong.  They rented a golf cart since they had to haul things around for the wedding.  L1007545

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Snorkeling!IMG_2981

Brian and Phuong, suited up.IMG_2995

Lunch afterwards.  This restaurant was right on the water.  While we were eating, a group of seagulls hit three of the tables in a strategic attack that would have made a military strategist proud.  They made off with one guy’s entire hamburger.  They snatched it right out of his hands.   (The people from left to right:  Josie, Holden, Isabella, Scott Rupp, Phuong.)L1007574

Josie checking out the beach with her bottle of coke.  Coke is a treat she almost never gets, so this was a special thing, indeed.L1007588

The arcade.  It was immediately downstairs from Brian and Phuong’s Beach House, so the kids could wander down unsupervised anytime they felt like it.L1007593

The grand white building is a casino, built in 1929.  Catalina was originally owned by William Wrigley, and he built the casino.  “The large building contains a movie theatre, ballroom, and island art and history museum. The Catalina Casino gets its name from the Italian language term casino, meaning a “gathering place.” There is no gambling at the facility. It was the first movie theatre to be designed specifically for films with sound (“talkies”).”

On our last day, a bunch of us went to see Big Hero 6 here.  The theater is perfectly restored Art Deco design and was very much worth seeing.  The acoustics were outstanding.

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Phuong’s parents, on the ferry ride over. (Photo by Jim Jeffery)IMG_1111-XL

Brian and Phuong (photo by Jim Jeffery)IMG_6809-L

Dad (Jim) and John talking over breakfast coffee. L1007623

Meeting up with folks wandering around town.  (John, Brenda, Elaine, Charlotte.)L1007633

Mini golf.  We had a big group of 9.  The one in the middle putting is Debbie.L1007637

Tom giving Holden trajectory pointers.L1007640

John, Elaine and Roy sat and visited.L1007643

Holden and Debbie having fun.L1007646

Arge beating me on every single hole.L1007648

Tom.L1007654

Isabella and Josie took a break when one of the island cats showed up.  Kitties are way more important than golf.L1007655

Lunch at a Mexican restaurant after golfing. (left to right: Keith, Susie, Holden, Debbie, Roy, Arge, Judy, {foreground} Tom.)

The conversation at this table was a real eye-opener for Holden.  Roy and Arge told all kinds of stories from the Alaska days; “Remember that time we found a pouch full of diamonds in the middle of the road?”  That reminded me of the time our dog, Nadia, found a pouch of heroin in our driveway up on Rabbit Creek Road back in 1987 or so.  Next story was Roy:  “I can top that; I went to get the mail once and found a dead body in the snow bank next to my mailbox.”  “One time I got up and went into my kitchen for morning coffee and found a Native Alaskan woman passed out on my couch.  I called the police and they came and got her; she was so drunk she couldn’t even walk.”  Holden could hardly believe his ears.  “Why doesn’t anything exciting like that ever happen to us in Georgia?!” he wanted to know.  L1007663

Holden loving whatever it is that he’s heard.  (Photo by Jim Jeffery)IMG_6833-L

Holden heading back into the arcade.  It was called “Fun Zone” and lived up to the name.  The staircase on the right side of the photo went up to Brian and Phuong’s Beach House. L1007674

Gathering up for the big event — wedding time!  07 November 2014

This is some of Brian’s family.  L1007692

Phuong’s family being seated.L1007701

Phuong’s family (Photo by Jim Jeffery)IMG_1077-L

Brian arrives.L1007707 L1007719

The ceremony.  We don’t have photos of Phuong and her father walking down the aisle; Adam didn’t want to get in the professional photographer’s way.  Phuong looked absolutely stunning.  L1007723

After the ceremony, everyone headed outside for photos.  The light was fading fast.  (It was around 6 p.m.)L1007730

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Holden in front.  In back:  Keith, Susan, Aaron, Roy.  Far left; John.L1007740

My favorite photo of the weekend.  L1007742

Brian, Mom, and Phuong.  This was a really sweet moment.  Phuong hugged my mom and said, “I can call you Mom now!” and everyone within earshot started to cry.  There was a whole lot of eye-dabbing for a few minutes.  L1007749

Losing the light!L1007764

Throwing the bouquet.  L1007767

(Brian is only called Brian by family who knew him as a little kid; everyone else calls him Jeff and it is the name he prefers.)L1007773

The cake. L1007776

Visiting at the wedding dinner. L to R:  Charlotte, Isabella (Holden, can’t see his face) Josie, Brenda, and Elaine.L1007785

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Hanson table:  back row L to R:  Linda, Deb, Dick, Game.  Foreground L to R:  Charlene, Josie, Mike.L1007792

Scott Rupp and Phuong.L1007796

Breakfast the next morning.  Adam went outside and snapped a photo through the plate glass window.  L1007806

More breakfast.  From L to R:  Dick, Linda, Deb, Game (face hidden), waitress, Mike, Charlene, Brian (Photo by Jim Jeffery)IMG_6821-L

Walking around town.  Brenda, Sharon, Isabella (with a hint of Josie and Elaine behind me.)L1007814

Jim and John talking deep thoughts.  L1007818

Along the green pier:  Sharon, Josie, Jim, Elaine, Holden, Isabella.L1007820

Artistic shot of the water.L1007837

The Casino.  Art Deco light fixtures and tile mural in the outer vestibule. L1007838

Walkway from the Casino to Avalon (the main part of town.)L1007845

Up in the Beach House, petting Phuong’s parent’s dog, Luna.  The dog is so mobbed by people you can barely see her down there.  (People, starting center front with Holden and going clockwise:  Holden, Brenda, Josie, Isabella, Phuong, Susan.) L1007847

Brian grossing out Josie and Isabella. L1007857

All three of them listening to some story I’m telling.  It must have been a good one!L1007861

Keith, Susan, Sharon.L1007865

Brian, sporting his wedding ring.L1007870

Roy.L1007878

Holden and Phuong’s cousin, Benny.  Benny lives in Australia.  Phuong’s Australian family won for “furthest distance traveled.”L1007887

Ice cream break!  I don’t know the girl with the red ribbon in her hair, but I do know she was the 12-year old sister of Benny.  So:  sister of Benny, Benny, Phuong, Holden.L1007895

Brian stepped on something sharp during the snorkeling expedition and thought his foot was starting to get infected.  The only thing we had to use as disinfectant was a bottle of Crown Royal.  It stung really, really bad.  IMG_3047

After everyone went inside, the seagulls showed up to eat all the crumbs. IMG_3056

Last morning.  There were LOTS of hugs and goodbyes to be said.  Here is dad having a group hug with the kids.  IMG_3081IMG_3084

Down at the ferry dock getting ready to leave.  IMG_3085

Everyone packed up and ready to head back home.  (Charlotte, Sharon, John, Elaine.)IMG_3086

Mom’s turn for the grandkid group hug.IMG_3087IMG_3090

More group hugs!  Brenda, Phuong, Holden, Brian, Isabella, Josie.IMG_3096

Our ride back to LA.IMG_3100

Tom found some people fishing off the pier and went over for one last chat before getting on the boat.  IMG_3104

That’s it for photos!

Congratulations to Brian and Phuong; you guys pulled off one of the greatest weddings of all time.  Everyone is going to remember and cherish the moments and relationships (both new and rekindled) that happened this week.  You were aiming for fun, but managed to hit Magical.  Everything came together just exactly right.

We can’t thank you enough for putting all this together, and we wish you the very best as you start this new chapter in your lives.

Until next time!

 

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Nicaragua, 21-22 Oct 2014

October 21, Tuesday

Today the vacation portion of the trip began.  We met Sal and Ana in the lobby early in the morning and hired a car to drive us from Managua to Granada.  It’s about a one-hour drive if you go straight through, but there are several places to stop along the way.

First, breakfast at Mi Viejo Ranchito for breakfast (km 17.5 on the carrera a Masaya).

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There are several active volcanoes in the area.  The one that’s still the most active is Volcan Masaya.  It last erupted in 1772, but has been belching sulfur dioxide ever since.  The gas is poisonous, and several species of animals have adapted over the years to tolerate living in it … one a special species of parrot.  The benefit to the animals able to tolerate the sulfur dioxide is that the gas drives away other predators.

Before you get to see the volcano, you tour through the visitor’s center.  They have done a pretty good job of explaining the geological history of the area, as well as explaining how the volcanic activity has shaped animal and human culture.L1007327

View of a lagoon from the rear of the visitors center. I wandered off by myself a little ways and ran straight into a 6 foot long snake.  L1007329

The first Spanish conquistadores arrived in this area sometime in the 1500s.  They thought this volcano was the mouth to Hell, and named it La Boca del Infierno.L1007331

All that fog you can see in the photos is sulfur dioxide.  It stinks and makes it really hard to breathe.  It causes coughing fits and stings your eyes.  They have warning signs all over the place telling people to head back to the parking lot if they start to feel poorly.  L1007332

The huge wooden cross [photo below] was first erected by the Spaniards in the 1500s in an effort to keep demons from crawling out of Hell.  (I’m having to rely on my memory for all these details because I can’t find much about it on the internet, so if I have gotten anything wrong, I apologize.)

I’m pretty sure this isn’t the same cross — wood tends not to last very long when exposed to the elements like this — but a cross has been on that location for a long time.

One of the saddest stories in the museum was about the villagers living near here when Masaya erupted in 1772.  Lava was flowing into their village, burning everything in it’s path.  The villagers tried to stop it by waving a giant wooden cross with a carving of Jesus on it at the lava flow, which of course didn’t do any good.  They had a painting in the museum depicting this event … terrified people thinking that Hell had belched up through the earth to devour their village, and nothing they did deterred it in any way.  I seem to recall that they ended up settling somewhere else after a long period of wandering homeless.  Their original home ended up as a smoking, barren lava field.  Vegetation is just now, in 2014, starting to grow back.  It’s still mostly grass, which is rather amazing considering how jungly the rest of the area is.  L1007333 L1007339

Some kind of hawk or vulture.  They appeared to be nesting in the cliffsides.L1007340 L1007341

The sulfur was particularly bad today so the stone staircase to the top of the crater was closed.  The park rangers said it was too dangerous to go up there.

Below:  a photo of the lava fields.  There is a road going through them, and pretty much nothing else as far as the eye can see.  (That little red structure is a rest stop for cars. I think.)

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Our next stop was the Masaya mercado.  We did a little tourist shopping and then I heard a parrot.  If there is a bird in the vicinity, I will find it!  This little guy was friendly and talkative.  The owner told us his name was Paco. L1007345

This market has a wide variety of colorful textiles to choose from.   L1007346

Our last stop before Granada was the town Catarina to see the Laguna de Apoyo.  It formed about 23,000 years ago after a large volcanic explosion.  The volcano caved in on itself and eventually filled with water.  You can hire horses (shown below) and tour through the jungle, but we didn’t have time and it was starting to rain.  I think this would be a really neat place to explore if we’d had more time.L1007354 L1007360

In Granada, we checked into our hotel, then went for lunch at a steak house recommended by Adam and Sal’s client.  After eating, we still had several hours of daylight left to explore the city and get our bearings.

Cathedral  across from our hotel.L1007367

This restaurant name cracked us up.  You’d have to be a Family Guy fan to get the joke.  (Peter Griffin: “Roadhouse!”)L1007371

We don’t know the significance of this old church, but it looked in need of some serious restoration.  L1007375

Street scenes around Granada.L1007376

It was about to start raining, so people were all hurrying home.  This guy got out his guitar to entertain his family (there is a little girl down there you can’t see in the photo) until the rain stopped.  L1007378

Finally, this is Lake Nicaragua.  (We were mistaken about the lake we visited in Managua.  That was Lake Managua. I corrected yesterday’s post.)  These cows were grazing on the grassy area between the lake and the parking lot. L1007381

This cow decided to make a break for it, but people quickly chased her back to the other side of the short rock wall.  L1007385

She jumped over this fence and joined the rest of the herd.  All is well!L1007389

I spotted a small yellow bird in this tree.  It looked like a canary or some type of finch, but I wasn’t able to get a really good look.  L1007391I asked Adam to take a picture of this graffiti (graffito?)  I thought it was cool.  Poesia means poetry in Spanish.

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22 October, Wednesday 

We didn’t have a plan for today, so at breakfast the four of us made an impromptu decision to take a boat out to the islands in Lake Nicaragua.  It turned out to be the highlight of the trip.L1007396

Heading onto the boat.  Ours is the blue one.L1007403

I was really grateful that Sal and Ana were on this trip with us.  Adam speaks Spanish quite well, but he found the Nicaraguan accent really hard to understand.  Sal and Ana (both from neighboring El Salvador) said even they have a hard time making it out — they compared it to an American English speaker trying to understand someone with a very heavy Scottish accent.

Anyway, they were able to understand the tour guide on our boat.  Nearly half of these tiny islands were for sale, and he knew the prices of each one.  He also knew the names of the owners of the other houses.

The area is absolutely gorgeous, but has a sad history.  I didn’t catch all of it, but essentially these islands were originally owned by wealthy people from all over the world.  They are all tiny little slices of jungly heaven, most less than an acre in size.

At some point, the Nicaraguan government nationalized (i.e., stole) the property and gave it to poor folks in a socialist “We’re For The People” move.  (If you want to see socialism done epically wrong, come to Nicaragua.  If you want to see socialism done right, go visit the Scandinavian countries.  They are spectacular.)

The poor families couldn’t afford the taxes and upkeep, so tried to sell the islands back to the rich people from whom they had been taken …. but not very many of the rich folks wanted to invest in real estate in Nicaragua anymore.  Even the wealthy Nicaraguans decided to park their money in other countries, and investments in Nicaragua plummeted.  Nobody wanted to take the risk.

Nicaragua is now the poorest country in Central America, and it shows.  I’ve been to El Salvador and Costa Rica (neighboring countries) and thought I knew what to expect from Nicaragua.  I didn’t.

The poverty is staggering.  In addition to poor government practices ruining the country as a place to make any financial investments, the poverty has made it a lousy place to visit as a tourist, too.  It’s depressing and the locals are so aggressive with their selling/begging that it doesn’t feel safe to walk around.

Many of the beggars are little kids and they form mobs around you as you try to walk down the street.  They don’t take no for an answer, and we were really worried about pickpocketing.  I didn’t carry my purse with me, and Adam kept his wallet on an inside zippered pocket.  One of the things I liked best about the boat tour was getting to see some of the countryside without being hounded by hordes of locals with their hands in my face.

Here is a typical little island with a nice house on it.

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They are so tiny and peaceful out here.L1007415

This was called Monkey Island.  It is too small for a house, so a veterinarian who owns another island bought it and put monkeys on it.  It’s now the most popular island on the boat tour.

A caretaker comes by each morning to feed the monkeys, but the rest of the day they rely on tourists for food.  We didn’t know you could take food out to the monkeys because we made our plans so spontaneously (no advanced research like we usually do) but at least we got to watch another tourist boat feed them.  People bring fruit and other vegetables all day long and the monkeys are really quite tame.  L1007431

This one (in the tree) was named Michael Jackson because of his white face.  Another monkey named Lucy had just had a baby … the cutest thing in the world.  Sadly, we didn’t get any decent photos of Lucy or the baby Lola because Adam didn’t have a zoom lens.  L1007443

The smart people who knew in advance to bring monkey food.  Lucky ducks!!L1007448

This is one of the hold-out poor families who managed to hang onto their “gifted” island.  The boat guide said they live a completely sustenance lifestyle, eating only what they can grow on their island and fish they catch in the lake.  He didn’t mention how they manage to pay the property taxes each year.  I’m under the impression they don’t have running water or electricity, but I can’t remember why I think that … maybe the guide said something.  Today they were bathing and doing laundry in the lake.L1007451

One of the big holiday houses owned by a wealthy family.  Many of these are rented out to tourists at extraordinarily cheap prices.  If you want to go hang out in the jungle with near-complete privacy and be off the grid for a couple of weeks, this would be the perfect place to go.  It’s cheap, beautiful, and private.L1007456

The sky was starting to get a bit dark. L1007463

Sal and Ana, having a good time.  That weird red flower Ana is holding came off a tree hanging out over the water.  The boat guide picked one for each of us.  L1007468

It started raining right before we got back to the dock.  The horse carriage was still waiting for us, so we had to make a run for it.  We got soaked.L1007470

Getting out at a restaurant for lunch [below].  The horses seemed really happy with the rain.  It finally cooled off a little.

We raced into the restaurant to get out of the downpour and were turned away at the door by a big, thugy-looking maître d’.  Sal inquired and got the gist of what was going on.  The entire restaurant had been rented out by a local drug lord (or other highly corrupt person) who wanted complete privacy to conduct their dastardly business.  This information was all conveyed in a conversation (in Spanish) that included a lot of phrases like, “I can’t tell you who is in there (wink wink) but if you guess it then I won’t say no” and “Welllllll, they need their privacy (wink wink).”  Sal caught the drift and we quickly hot-footed it out of there.  L1007473

The inner courtyard of what I believe used to be a privately owned house.  It’s now a series of shops and an ice cream parlor.  L1007475

The main tourist drag in Granada.L1007477

View from the front porch of our hotel.  Ana and I are standing down in the left corner of the photo.  L1007480

Front porch of our hotel.  It was another fancy private house that had been converted into something else.  L1007481

I’m glad we came to Nicaragua, but I hesitate to recommend it as a destination to anyone but the most seasoned of travelers.  I would have been very uncomfortable to be there without someone who spoke Spanish really well and I was grateful that Sal and Ana were members of our party.  Aside from being wonderful travel companions and all-around good company, they knew the culture and language in a way that Adam and I never will.

Until next time!

Brenda and Adam

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Nicaragua, 19-20 Oct 2014

19 October, Sunday

Adam has business to conduct in Nicaragua this week.  His colleague is bringing his wife, and they kindly asked if I would be able to come along, too.  Sal is from El Salvador, and about 7 years ago, Adam and I went to San Salvador and spent a week with Sal and his wife, Ana.  We all had a marvelous time.

Under normal circumstances, we would have made an effort to bring the kids, but we’re already taking them out of school two weeks from now to attend Brian’s wedding in California.  They just couldn’t miss that much school.  My mom very graciously agreed to fly to Georgia and hold down the fort so I would be able to go with Adam on the Nicaragua trip, just the two of us.

I know very little about this country.  When I was a kid — back in the early 1980s — my dad watched the 6:00 p.m. news every single evening.  This was back in the day when there were only four channels to choose from, and (as I recall with my little kid memory) all four channels aired news at 6:00 p.m. which I considered a huge bummer.

I didn’t pay much attention to the TV once my afternoon Sesame Steet/Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood combo was over, but it was always on in the background during the evenings and I listened to bits and pieces.

At that time, Nicaragua was mentioned a lot because it was a war zone.  The Contra rebels were trying to oust the Sandinistas, and it was very bloody.  It was talked about on the news frequently because the US, through the Reagan administration, was supplying the Contras with weapons.  Unfortunately for everyone, they turned out to be brutal, murderous rape-and-pillage terrorists who slaughtered nearly 30,000 innocent people.  After everyone with any sense realized that supplying these guys with weapons was a bad idea, Reagan covertly laundered weapons to them through Iran.  (It became known as The Iran-Contra Scandal.)

I am ashamed of our country when I read about what the US (and in particular the Reagan administration) did.  You can get a synopsis here if you are interested in a quick recap.  (It was also the administration which, in many ways, set the stage in the Middle East for the horrors being experienced now.)

Anyway, this awful business is what comes to mind when I think of Nicaragua.  I was a little afraid to come here, even though they’ve been relatively stable for quite some time now.  Horrors that stick in your mind when you’re little are the hardest ones to overcome, even when you know intellectually that there is no current risk.  I didn’t realize how much of those 1980s news broadcasts had seeped into my consciousness until this trip came up a few weeks ago and I started thinking about Nicaragua for the first time since 1984.

For anyone who may be reading this in the future, I’ll mention that the current international fear is the ebola virus, which is ravaging several African countries.  Pretty much everyone in the whole world is terrified of ebola spreading into a pandemic via infected people hopping on planes in a real-life version of 12 Monkeys.

Case in point:  Thomas Eric Duncan flew from Liberia to Dallas, Texas about a month ago and ended up dying after a big mishandling of his case by the Dallas hospital.  (You can read about his case by clicking on the above link.) 75 healthcare workers were in physical contact with him, and they were not quarantined.  Two of them have since proven to be infected with ebola, and one of them traveled by air (within the US) before being diagnosed.

Another healthcare worker who had contact with the ebola sample in Dallas went on a cruise from Galvaston, TX through the Western Carribbean without completing a 21-day quarantine.  The cruise ship docked off the coast of Belize and Honduras, then was denied clearance by Mexican authorities to dock in Cozumel.  As one can imagine, Belize, Honduras and Mexico were hopping mad over this breach of common sense. (The worker did enter voluntary quarantine onboard the ship, and later tested negative for ebola.  But still. This is the kind of thing that should not happen, and a perfect example of why people are scared.)

As a result, the Central American countries are now really cracking down on foreign travelers.  Once we boarded the plane in Atlanta (following normal airport security protocol) we were given the entry paperwork required by the Nicaraguan government.  One of the sheets was a quite detailed medical questionnaire.  To our surprise, when we landed in Managua we were all herded off the plane and into a long line right on the disembarking ramp.

All of the airport personnel were wearing medical face masks and rubber gloves.  Before any passengers were allowed into the actual building, we had to stand on a platform and be scanned for fever by an infrared camera.  It felt like walking into a dystopian sci-fi movie set.  It’s an uneasy feeling when everyone around you is wearing hazmat gear and you are standing there breathing air with your naked face like an experimental lab animal.

As I watched people getting scanned, one by one, my hypochondriac tendencies kicked in and I was suddenly terrified that I had a fever.  “I am feeling kind of warm!” I thought to myself.  (Bear in mind that Nicaragua is a tropical country and was around 85F with 75% humidity on the disembarking ramp.)  By the time it was my turn to be scanned, I was half convinced that I was terminally ill and would be shuffled off to some Central American holding cell while they decided what to do with me.  But the guy just grunted “bien” though his face mask and waved me on to the Customs and Immigration area.  Same went for Adam.

So, we exited the airport without further ado, grabbed a taxi, and checked into our hotel.  Tomorrow morning Adam and Sal have a meeting right after breakfast, but the four of us have the rest of the day to explore Managua once the business has been conducted.

20 October, Monday

After Adam and Sal finished with their meeting, the four of us hired a driver to take us around for the day.

We first stopped off at Mercado Roberto Huembes to do some local tourist shopping. I was looking for small presents to bring home to the kids as well as see if anyone is making any art.  I’m always on the lookout for local artists, but assumed I wouldn’t find any on this trip because the weather forecast was for rain the whole time we’re here.  The artists I usually am attracted to tend to sell their work outside on the street.  Today we lucked out and the weather was quite nice.

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And then I found the motherlode of local art work!  We ended up purchasing two watercolor-and-ink drawings by an artist named Marlon Ocampo.  The guy threw in a third (much smaller) drawing as a gift.  He said the artist was a friend of his and seemed really happy that out of all the paintings on display, we chose the drawings by a guy he knew.  Once we got back to the hotel, I found this blog post on the unknown artists of Nicaragua.  L1007305

Sal and Ana.  Adam has worked with Sal for almost 15 years.  He’s retired now, but still helps Adam out part time in Central America.L1007306

Our next stop was along the shore of Lake Nicaragua.  It’s such an enormous lake that I mistook it for the ocean.  It has a unique ecology, containing bull sharks and other species of fish generally associated with the ocean (tarpon, sawfish) and is the 19th largest lake in the world (9th largest in the Americas.)  It also has a reputation for periodically powerful, unnavigable storms.

[edit:  this is actually Lake Managua.  All that stuff I said about Lake Nicaragua is true, but we were mistaken about where it was.  Lake Nicaragua is by Granada.  Lake Managua is still quite huge and very lovely, though.]

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We stopped at a kiosk for “batidos” which are blended fruit drinks. L1007309

Sitting in the shade with a cold drink felt really nice.  It was very, very hot and humid today.  L1007313

Sal getting a photo of Ana and I with the lake in the background.L1007317

School children milling around while they wait for their turn to board a party boat.  We have no idea what kind of field trip was happening, but it sure looked like a lot of fun.  L1007319

We ate a late afternoon lunch at a steak house recommended by Adam and Sal’s client.  It was fantastic and we all ate ourselves into a stupor.

Sal and Ana took a bus from San Salvador to Managua last night and didn’t get into the hotel until 3 a.m., so after eating all that food and wandering around in the heat for several hours, we were all ready to head back to the hotel for a rest.  We agreed to meet in the lobby tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. to eat breakfast and head out for Granada.

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Last day: Edinburgh, 28 July 2014

July 28, Monday

We’ve come full circle … we’re back in Edinburgh.  63 days ago we landed in Edinburgh at the start of our journey.

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We’ve had a really special adventure this summer, and I’m a little sad to see it end.

I’m also looking forward to getting home.  We’ve all become a bit travel-weary, and school starts just five days after we get back.  The kids and I both have started to turn our thoughts more and more to the things we need to be doing at home to get ready.  Isabella starts her first year of high school, and Holden begins middle school this year, so we have a  couple of big “firsts” coming up.

We had a conversation about what we’re looking forward to the most about being home.  Most of us said something like “seeing Max” or “sleeping in my own bed” but Holden said, “I want to sit in my room with the door closed.”

I think most of us are feeling a bit that way.  We’re all a bunch of introverts and we do enjoy our alone time … aside from Josie.  She’s the one extrovert outlier in our family.  We’ve been together 24/7 for 63 days now, and I think we could all use a spell sitting in our rooms with the doors closed.  A little solitude can really recharge a battery.

Here is a good example of Holden’s body language in most of the photos taken over the past few days.  He’s enjoyed the trip very much, but he’s quite done now, thank you.

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I love the sky in this one.  It’s a view from the top of Calton Hill in Edinburgh.L1007082

It was really hot today and we had to climb the hill to get here.  I was excited about seeing the artist cooperative gallery at the top, but sadly they are closed on Mondays.  No art for us.  (Adam was in the background fist-pumping and going yesssssss!)L1007086

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The kids always perk up when they’re allowed to climb on something.  Isabella is determined to conquer the world someday.  Her biggest teenage frustration is that she’s not allowed to start doing it for another 4 years.  This is her “I’m a champion!” pose.L1007093-2

Adam wanted a shot with the kids in front of this background but was having a hard time getting one in which all three kids had their eyes open at the same time.  I said something stupid, like “boogers,” and got them laughing. L1007113

That pointy tower in the distance is The Scott Monument, erected to honor Sir Walter Scott.  Bill Bryson called it a “Gothic rocket ship.”  It was started in 1840 and completed in 1844.  I’ve wanted to climb to the top ever since we saw it two years ago, but it costs £4 per person (x 5 people = too expensive).  Today Adam offered to sit at the base with the kids and let me go up by myself.L1007121

On the way … this statue of Wellington.  It’s hard to look regal with a seagull on your head.  Oh, the indignity! L1007124

Here is the Scott Monument in all it’s creep glory.L1007125

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And here I am on the first level – me in the straw hat on the left side.  The tower is 200 ft 6 inches tall and contains 287 steps to get to the top.  There is no lift or elevator … just a very tight spiral stone staircase.  L1007131

Meanwhile, the kids are bored and way too hot.  Adam has promised we’ll go for ice cream when I get back down.L1007136

Now I’ve made it to the second level.  I’m waving and tiny, but you can still see me. L1007137

Now I’m on the third level.  You have to look very closely.L1007141

And here I am at the very top.  Even with a zoom in, it’s hard to see me.  It’s a very high tower.L1007147

The kids have settled in.  They are counting the seconds until ice cream and cold drinks.  Josie is playing with her hair because she’s hard up for entertainment at the moment and Holden is being worthless.L1007148

The weather the past 10 days or so has been unbelievably good.  L1007151

After ice cream at a small cafe, we went back to the Royal Mile.  We spent several days exploring this stretch of street two months ago, but back then it was raining and really cold.  Today was much nicer.

Isabella bought a leather-covered journal with handmade paper at this kiosk.  It was £13 of her own money, which is notable since she’s been a notorious tightwad this whole summer.  She’s saving money for a car when she turns 17 (the driving license age in Georgia now) and it takes something mighty fine to get her to part with any of it.L1007154

This artist was making paintings with spray paint.  His other equipment was just wadded up newspaper, some tin plates, and scraps of torn painting paper.  He was so fun to watch an entire crowd had gathered.  Holden, who has never shown an interest in art in his entire life, was mesmerized.  He said loudly, “Now this is art!” L1007157

The artist was only asking £25 per piece, but he already had quite a line of people waiting.  Isabella and Josie wanted to pool their funds and buy one together, but we didn’t have time to wait for our turn.  It took him around 15 minutes to make a painting.  People “commission” one and tell him what general color scheme they’d like, then stand back to watch the magic.  We had to turn in the rental car before 5 p.m. and just didn’t have the time.  I would have purchased one just because of Holden’s interest; the fact that Isabella and Josie wanted to buy one with their own money was extra special.  Alas, it was not meant to be.

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July 29, Tuesday

This morning I had a message chat with my friend Charlie.   He told me that he’s planning to hike the Pacific Crest Trail as soon as he gets enough money saved up.  I encouraged him to keep a journal …. it’s hard to understate how important this silly little blog has become to us.

On a long journey, time gets weird.  You are forced into living in the present moment, so each day is interesting and seems long.  However, time also flies by, too.  Before you know it, whole weeks have gone by in the blink of an eye.

Adam and I both have been shocked at how much we forget when we’re on the road for more than about a week.  We refer back to our blog, even years later, to jog our memories about what we did, where we went, what happened when we were there.  It became really apparent on this trip as we did a big circle and in the last week we returned to places we visited two months previously.

I would encourage everyone to keep a journal when they take a journey.  Along with the photos, it documents a special time in your life (and especially of your kids’ lives, if you have them) that will never happen again.

Today this journey for us is coming to an end.  We’ll be home in just a few short hours, which is hard to fathom right now, sitting at the Edinburgh airport.  We’re anxious to get home and back to our normal lives, but also have already started planning our next journey.  We’re hoping to spend Christmas break 2014 in Hong Kong.

Until next time!!

Brenda, Adam, Isabella, Holden and Josie.

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Newcastle, 26-27 July 2014

July 26, Saturday

Today started out pretty rough.  Adam set up an itinerary to visit several of the English Heritage sites in the area, so we got into the car to head out for the day.  The kids immediately started fighting in the back seat.  First it was an argument over who had to sit in the middle (which actually began before a single person got in the car), and then it turned into a fight over who was going to control the back seat air conditioning vent.

By the time we got to our destination, Holden had already been fined $3 and Josie was down $2.

The first place we stopped, Belsay Hall, wasn’t open yet.  We decided to wait outside for them to open, and Holden selected the farthest bench from us he could find.  This is one unhappy dude. L1006941

We got chased out of there by an employee who didn’t like where we’d parked ourselves to wait.  We decided to come back later in the day and in the meantime just move on to destination #2, Aydon Castle.  It started out very nicely.  Pretty setting, beautiful weather … (me in my 70s “what were they thinking?” dress that I still like even though Randy doesn’t …)L1006942

Josie and I had great talks on the walk there.  L1006944

This is nice.  We were the first ones to arrive for the day and had the place all to ourselves. L1006945

Lovely courtyard.

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Josie getting to run ahead.  It’s inconceivable that someone could be unhappy in a setting such as this.  L1006951

Holden and Josie posing in the prestigious seats.L1006953

This room had a couple of barn swallows that had gotten trapped in it.  They flew in the door downstairs, headed up a staircase, and got stuck on the upper floor.  Birds’ instincts are to always go UP when stressed, so they don’t manage to fly down to safety.  I knew these two little swallows were probably going to fly themselves to exhaustion and die in this room.  There was nothing I could do about it, which was a big bummer.L1006955

Well-preserved exterior.  This building is special in that it still has it’s wooden roof.L1006957

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When we got to Corbridge, we got out of the car to wander around.

The girls and I went off to explore a couple of the antiques shops. When we came back out, Adam and Holden were sitting on a park bench eating muffins.  There was a spectacular bakery right in the town square, so the girls and I went over and bought some treats, too.

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Immediately on getting back into the car, the kids started fighting over the air conditioning vent again.  I finally turned it off.  The car just wasn’t that hot … it’s England, after all.  The Land Rover didn’t have an air conditioning unit and we got along just fine all summer.  The kids all squawked about how they were going to die of heat stroke and that I was guilty of child abuse, but eventually they settled down.  We turned on the radio so we could listen to some tunes and ignore each other for a bit.

Adam punched the radio button and a DJ’s voice filled the car:  “So, Shannon … I hear you play the ukelele.”  We all groaned.  British radio is almost as dreadful as British television programming.  Luckily the radio in this car is a digital one and a lot more powerful than the old freebie Geoff threw into the Land Rover as a favor, so we actually were able to get a different station to come in.  We found a station playing Queen, P!nk, and Lady Gaga.

Our next stop was the Corbridge Roman Town.

At Corbridge Roman Town they had fake Roman swords and shields for kids to play with.  Isabella and Holden established some rules for a fair, injury-free sword fight.  Josie decided to go rouge and stab the unsuspecting Isabella in the back. She’s been wanting to do that for quite some time.  Here is the approach …L1006976

… and here is the stab!  Hyaaaagh!  The look on Josie’s face is priceless.  (Isabella didn’t even notice.)L1006977

These walls are all that remain of the Roman settlement.  These buildings were for grain storage.  They had big passages constructed below the main floor to allow air flow.  It kept the grain from getting moldy.  L1006985

It’s hard to fathom just how old these foundations are. L1006988 L1006990 L1006993

Down by the river you can see remains of the old bridge.  There isn’t anything left except some squareish rocks in the water.  You have to use your imagination here.  The wall visible on the other side is part of Hadrian’s Wall.  L1006996

For our last stop, we went back to Belsay Hall, Castle and Gardens.

Adam:  The Middleton family constructed Belsay Castle around 1370 and lived there for almost 450 years.  In 1810, Sir William Fowle Middleton (1st Baronet) modernized the estate by building Belsay Hall about 1/2 mile away.  This house was occupied up through the 1960’s.  Both are now open to tourists.  Both are also conspicuously empty of all furniture – this was interesting to me when visiting the Hall, because it gave a new perspective to these houses – all rooms were open to explore and get a sense of the building styles without being guided through crowded, roped off areas filled with furnishings.

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Adam:  Belsay Hall – exactly 100′ wide by 100′ long.  All proportions were very proper and rigid throughout the building.  The Hall had a basement cellar for beer and wine storage (actually no less than 5 rooms for this storage) and it was cold down there.  Those underground, passive cellars really worked if you built the walls thick enough and below ground level. L1007007

Of all the fancy houses we’ve visited, this one was my favorite.  It wasn’t quite as big as the others (although plenty huge) and had a very livable floor plan.  This was the only grand house I think someone could live in comfortably without a whole staff of servants necessary to take care of it.  Well … you’d need a huge staff of gardeners, but they don’t have to come into the house so that’s OK.  You’d still have privacy.L1007002

The entire upper floor of the house was bedrooms.  They had at least 7, and if the opposite side of the hall was identical, they had 14.  Each bedroom was huge, too, and every room had gorgeous views.  The rooms are kind of ratty at the moment, having been empty for so long, but it wouldn’t take more than some floor polish and some paint to get them fabulous again.  L1007004

Middleton loved Greek columns.  As it noted on the information plaques, he loved Greek architecture but “wasn’t an architect.”  That was a nice way of saying that he haphazardly mixed periods like crazy and nothing here properly “matches” from an architectural standpoint.  L1007005

Out in the gardens, the Belsay Croquet Club.  All old people, and all dressed from head to toe in white.  L1007009

Belsay Castle.  I can see why they decided to abandon it and build a new house on the other side of the gardens.  The rooms were cramped and the staircases were so steep and uneven that walking on them was dangerous.  Also, the spiral stairwells were so narrow that a normal-sized man would have trouble fitting his shoulders around the bends, and trying to carry anything up or down stairs would have required a degree in engineering (or some serious Tetris skills.)  L1007013

This is the main hall and the biggest room in the castle.  It originally was two floors, not one big room with a nice high ceiling.  You can see the stone outcroppings on the wall that held the wooden beams for the floor of the second story.  L1007015

Holden sitting in one of the window alcoves in the staircase.  They had these built in so you wouldn’t have to climb the treacherous stairs in the dark.  L1007016

July 27, Sunday

Today is in many respects the last day of our trip.  Tomorrow we make the final drive up to Edinburgh and our flight home leaves early Tuesday morning.  Today is our last day of play.

On the drive from York to Newcastle, we passed several roadside signs advertising piglets. Josie wanted to stop and see piglets something fierce, but the signs looked more like the kind of thing serious farmers would put up, advertising to people who had an actual interest in buying pigs.  We didn’t think it would be appropriate to show up as tourists just wanting to play with piggies which would have wasted a farmer’s valuable time.  We promised Josie that when we got to Newcastle, we’d look for an appropriate venue to see pigs.

So, we headed out to Eshottheugh Animal Park.  (We never did learn how to pronounce that scramble of letters.)  It was a small but very nice farm with tame animals that allowed themselves to be petted.  We all had little bags of popcorn to bribe them, which helped make us more attractive.

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This little calf was too new to want popcorn.  She was still on an all-milk diet.  She also had an itch on her tail that she just could not get scratched. L1007035

For some reason they had this rhea and this goat sharing a pen.  They made for strange roommates, but seemed to like each other just fine.L1007043

Isabella feeding my favorite goat out of the whole park.  She was such a sweetie, I wanted to take her home.  L1007046

Even the rabbits will come running for popcorn.  It felt strange to have a rabbit running towards us.  This guy could have eaten the entire bag of popcorn by himself. L1007050

Holden paying some attention to the pony after he’d handed out all his popcorn.  The pony was one of the only animals who still wanted to be petted when the food was all gone.L1007054

Isabella’s favorites were the donkeys.  They were sweethearts, too.L1007058

And then there were the meerkats.  We weren’t allowed to feed popcorn to them.  (I think it’s not healthy for them.)  Anyway, they weren’t tame at all.  They actually seemed a little on the aggressive, nasty side … kind of like badgers.L1007062

We drove back to downtown Newcastle for lunch.  While looking for a parking spot, we passed the public library.  I said, “Hey, kids, look …. let’s go to the library!”  — knowing how much they hated being dragged to the libraries in Manchester.  They sat in stunned silence for a second, trying to decide if I was serious or not, then realized I was joking.  “Very funny, Mama.  Trying to freak us out.  Nice.”

We finally found parking, which turns out is much easier to do in a tiny car like a Vauxhall than it is in a monster Land Rover.  Then we walked to a restaurant Josie spotted while we’d been driving around, an Italian place called Portofino, and realized that we’ve eaten here before.  It was the first place Adam ever ate haggis when we were here two years ago.

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After lunch, we headed to the pedestrian shopping area to look around.

This guy was doing some street performing.  He’s from Sydney, Australia and has stopped briefly in Newcastle on his way to the Edinburgh festival.  We watched for awhile, but he was taking a little too long to get to the point.  He was going to balance on that thing and juggle knives, but he spent a very long talking and asking for donations.  (“If you don’t have any money, that’s fine … there’s an ATM right over there.”)  We finally gave up and walked on. L1007064

Newcastle’s shopping district.  L1007071

Lastly, we headed over to the Newcastle Art Gallery, but they were closed and had a 2:00 p.m. opening time.  We needed to use a bathroom, and the closest one was across the street … in the public library.  I’d mentioned the library as a joke earlier, and here we were!  Never say never.

The library had a cafe on the top floor, so we got some drinks and waited for the art gallery to open.  For all the complaining the kids did about being dragged into a library, Isabella and Josie happened to find Doctor Who: The Encyclopedia and, in the end, we had a hard time dragging them out.

The art gallery turned out to be a bust — we walked in and Adam said, “We’ve been here before.”  It would appear that we’re now inadvertently doing repeats.  That’s our cue that we’re done and ready to go home.

By this time, we were all a little tired and decided to just head back to the hotel.  We have packing to do for tomorrow.

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Scarborough and Whitby, 24-25 July 2014

July 24, Thursday

This morning Adam said sadly, “Today is the last day we’ll be driving the Land Rover.”  Tomorrow we drop it off with the mechanic, Geoff.  We can’t import it to the US, so Geoff has agreed to store it for us and sell it for a commission.

The Land Rover has grown on the kids over the summer.  Holden said, “Oh.  That makes me sad.”  Isabella and Josie concurred; they’ve developed some affection for the car.

I still hate it.

The last house we stayed in had a book by Jeremy Clarkson, that tall guy from Top Gear.  It’s a compilation of car reviews he’s published in his newspaper column over the years and Adam found the review he wrote for the Defender 90.  Clarkson said it had one of the most dangerous interiors of any car ever made, all pointy edges, and in general said it was a horrible disaster of a product.  I feel vindicated!!  Adam has been telling me all summer that my characterization of this car as a death trap is unfair.  Au contraire …. Jeremy Clarkson, the car guy, concluded the same and made his wife sell hers.

The only saving grace is that the Land Rover has a top speed of about 60 miles per hour, and on most English roads you can’t go over 35 anyway.  At least we’ve been driving at slow speeds.

Clarkson writes:  “Passengers, too, were worried about the sharp edges in the cabin, which they reckoned would be a serious issue in a crash.  Chance would be a fine thing; you need to have some speed to have an accident, and our Land Rover wouldn’t even go fast enough to get the air screamers working.  Not that this was a problem,  because even if you came round a corner at full speed, a tortoise would have time to amble out of your way.  Eventually I won the day and my wife agreed to swap this stupid car for one with an engine.  A big one.”  Full article here.

Adam and I have come to the much the same agreement, although in our case it was me desperate to get rid of the Land Rover.  Adam was so sad about it that I had to appease him by agreeing to buy a much better car back home as a consolation prize.  It will have a big engine.

On our way to Newcastle, we stopped to visit a Castle and for lunch in Scarborough.  This old ruins is much like all the others, but possibly significant to members of my family with Quaker roots:  George Fox was imprisoned here for about a year.

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There isn’t much left.  It’s easy to think of stone as being permanent, but Europe is full of old stone buildings that have fallen to ruin in a just a couple hundred years.  Not so permanent after all.  L1006831 L1006843

The plaque reads:  The Cockhill Tower.  Also known as Charles’s Tower stood at the edge of the cliff near this point.  George Fox, founder of the Society of Friends, is said to have been imprisoned here when he was held in the Castle from 1665 to 1666.

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His place of imprisonment was at the very bottom of that long wall, way off in the distance falling away into the sea.  At least he (potentially) had a nice view. [photo below]

A quick wikipedia search reveals that he spent quite a lot of time in prison.  The charges usually were for blasphemy — in his case, preaching without a license.  “Charges usually included causing a disturbance and travelling without a pass. Quakers fell foul of irregularly enforced laws forbidding unauthorized worship while actions motivated by belief in social equality—refusing to use or acknowledge titles, take hats off in court or bow to those who considered themselves socially superior—were seen as disrespectful.

… In prison George Fox continued writing and preaching, feeling that imprisonment brought him into contact with people who needed his help—the jailers as well as his fellow prisoners. In his journal, he told his magistrate, “God dwells not in temples made with hands.” He also sought to set an example by his actions there, turning the other cheek when being beaten and refusing to show his captors any dejected feelings.”

He was imprisoned 11 times in his life, but released every time.  Considering what we’ve learned about prisons here, he must have been treated relatively decently.  Most people thrown into prison back then only got out once — as a corpse.  So, I’m guessing George got a nice window.

My ancestors were Quakers but I never bothered to learn much about them until I started looking up facts about George Fox.  What I learned surprised me.

I’ve always assumed the Quakers were just like the Puritans … conservative religious fanatics determined to suck all joy out of life and glorify suffering.  The Quakers were actually the opposite of that.  They were the liberal hippies of the mid-1600s.

They believed that anyone could have a personal relationship with God without needing a priest or church leader to act as an intermediary between God and person; they believed that ANYONE could be a preacher if they felt God calling them to it (and by “anyone” they not only meant lay-people, but they also meant women, which caused quite a bit of trouble at the time); they believed that women should have equal rights; they were anti-slavery; they were anti-establishment; and George Fox, in particular, was anti-Church.  He thought that God resided everywhere, and refused even to use the word “church” for the places his Friends held their meetings.  He called them “steeple-houses” instead.  He was also very much a pacifist, and one of the reasons he kept being released from jail is that the leaders of the time became convinced that he wasn’t going to rally his followers into staging a bloody coup against the folks in charge.

The Quakers were persecuted in England for these radical anti-establishment beliefs.  They kept getting thrown in prison for violating the allegiance laws.  (A person was required to swear allegiance to the King or some other leader, but the Quakers believed one should swear allegiance only to God.  From what I understand, American Quakers to this day will not say the Pledge of Allegiance to the American flag.)  George Fox was once thrown in prison for refusing to remove his hat in front of a judge; Fox figured that if he was allowed to wear a hat in the presence of God, he should not have to take it off for a man.

Anyway, a large group of Quakers fled to the Netherlands, hoping they would have an easier time of it there.  Sadly, they did not.  Instead of just being thrown in jail, they were executed.  Meanwhile, another group of them had gone to the English settlements in America and were faring a little better.  The Netherlands group pulled up stakes and moved en masse to America.  Then they discovered they were still being persecuted by the Puritans, who were disgusted by their hippie peace-loving, all-men-and-women-are-created-equal views.  The Quakers also refused to fight — ever.  They  didn’t “do” violence and refused to participate in wars and such.  The Puritans executed quite a few of them.

I feel closer to my ancestors now.  I am proud of them for their attitudes.  I don’t have any use for the religious nonsense, but their civil/human rights goals are very much in line with my own beliefs today.  They were basically humanists, with a religious twist.  Good on them.

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Very nice walk with gorgeous views of the sea.  It was really windy, which was OK today because it was nice and warm, but would be really unpleasant in the winter.  Based on what the vegetation looks like up here, we’re guessing that it’s windy pretty much 365 days per year.  L1006852

We walked down into the town.  Scarborough is a very pretty seaside town, and bustling with activity this summer.  The weather in England has been unusually fantastic.  L1006859

We ate lunch at the restaurant with the blackboard out front [photo below] called The Golden Grid.  We were starving and hot, so just chose the first place we came to.

It turned out to be one of the best meals we’ve had on the entire trip.  I ordered a fish pie that was called on the menu “A Really Good Fish Pie” — and it was.   The special dessert of the day was coconut ice cream served in a coconut shell.  I love all things coconut and wanted to order some, but I’ve been having trouble with one of my teeth.  Cold things really hurt (I need to see the dentist as soon as we get home next week) so I decided against ordering it for myself.  Isabella ordered some, though, and let me have a taste.

It was the best ice cream I’ve ever eaten.  It was homemade and so delicious I can’t even begin to describe it.  Until now, my favorite dessert has been creme brûlée.  I don’t even generally like ice cream very much — when I was a little girl, I suffered from undiagnosed acid reflux disease and ice cream was one of the foods that triggered a horrible stomach ache.  I’ve always associated it with not feeling well, so it’s usually one of those foods I have no trouble saying “no” to.  All that changed with a bite of this coconut ice cream.

I promised Adam and the kids that I’d finally buy an ice cream machine when we get home.  I will recreate that coconut delight no matter how much I have to experiment.

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The last thing to recommend this restaurant:  it has hired the most handsome boy I’ve ever seen.  We walked in and an absolutely gorgeous young man took us to our table.  I normally don’t notice things like that because I’m an introvert and, as a general rule, avoid looking at people in the face because eye-contact with strangers is awkward.  This guy was something special, though.

When we got to the table and sat down, I leaned over to Adam and whispered, “Did you see that boy?  I think he’s the most handsome boy I’ve ever seen.” (He was probably around 23.)  Adam made a haughty face but before he could respond, Isabella piped up at my elbow in a stage whisper … “I KNOW!  Wow!  Oh my God, he was sooooooo good-looking.”   She and I decided he was better looking than most movie stars.  He was that striking.  He looked a lot like Ian Somerhalder, but even better; he could have been Ian Somerhalder’s cute younger brother.  Black hair, bright blue eyes, beautifully sculpted face.  (I know, I know … you think I’m exaggerating — but you weren’t there.  I swear it’s true.)

Adam’s own expression continued to darken as Isabella talked about the beautiful waiter until he finally growled, “No boys.  Ever.”  Even Josie, who hadn’t seen him, kept asking, “Is that him?  Is that him?” of every waiter who walked by.  We kept saying, “No, that’s not him.”  On the way out we passed him again and Josie said simply, “Oh.  That’s him.”  She didn’t even have to ask that time.

We left Scarborough in good moods with bellies full of fantastic food and headed for Whitby.  Whitby is the setting Bram Stoker used for the English portion of his novel Dracula.

From wikipedia:  “Part of Bram Stoker‘s novel Dracula was set in Whitby, incorporating pieces of local folklore, including the beaching of the Russian ship Dmitri. Stoker discovered the name “Dracula” at the old public library. One scholar has suggested that Stoker chose Whitby as the site of Dracula’s first appearance in England because of the Synod of Whitby, given the novel’s preoccupation with timekeeping and calendar disputes.”

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It’s a great example of an old Gothic cathedral.

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An old sarcophagus (tomb?) stuck in the ground with no lid.  The kids took turns being dead.  How many people can say they’ve reposed in a grave at the Abbey that inspired Dracula?  When they are forced to read it in English class in high school or college, maybe this day will become more significant to them.  At the very least, they will have an awesome photo to clip to the bottom of their book report.  L1006881

Josie’s turn.  L1006882

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… and in Zombie mode.  “Death can’t keep me down!”L1006886 L1006887

Holden feels he’s seen it all now and is wondering how much longer the rest of us are going to take.L1006891-2

Me, inspecting an old staircase.  It used to lead to the upper levels, but now is home to a whole bunch of pigeons.  There is a several inch buildup of poop on the floor and many discarded, hatched-out egg shells.  People may have moved out, but animals are still using it.L1006893

These people were rehearsing for a play.     L1006896

Tombstones at the nearby church.  “Written in stone” is a phrase people use to mean that something is permanent and can’t be undone … we’ve come to realize that stone is hardly permanent.  The buildings crumble, and the tomb markers become illegible.  200 years after a person dies, they can expect to be completely forgotten unless they have done something special that gets them written about in a history book or story.  Most of the stones here that can still be read have dates in the late 1800s.  Anything before that is just gone.  L1006903

Near the parking lot, we found some horses.  I happened to have an apple in the car, so we gave it to this horse.  It didn’t take more than a few seconds for other horses in the field to notice and come over to get in on the treats.  L1006908

One apple split between 4 horses.  They only got a small bite each, but seemed happy anyway.  L1006914

Josie loves horses.  We finally had to threaten to take away her screen time to get her back to the car.  (“But he likes me!”)  We’ll have to start her on riding lessons this fall.L1006921

July 25, Friday

This morning we returned the Land Rover to Geoff and picked up our rental car at the airport.  Adam has been saying for days that turning over the Land Rover is going to make him sad.  I interpreted that to mean that he’d feel sort of disappointed.

When we finally had everything squared away and were back in the hotel, Adam flopped down on the bed and just stared silently at the ceiling.  He looked very sad.  I said, “Are you actually sad?”  He said, “Yes.  I’ve been telling you for days that I was going to be sad.”

Me:  “I thought you were exaggerating.  You know, it’s not an animal that has feelings and doesn’t understand why it’s been abandoned.  It’s just a car.”

Adam:  “I have feelings!  I have feelings for the car.  I am sad.”

Then I felt bad.  I underestimated how much he actually likes that thing.  He said that getting rid of it felt like abandoning a pet, and I know what that feels like.  It’s hard for me to understanding caring about an inanimate object that much, but clearly he does.  I hate the car, but I love Adam and feel terrible that he has to give up on his Land Rover dream.

We drove back to the Holiday Inn to drop off some stuff and then walked to the TGI Friday’s for lunch.  It proved to be the worst meal we’ve eaten on this entire trip, and also one of the most expensive.

Back in Stratford-Upon-Avon, I bought a teapot in an antiques shop for £10.  The guy running the shop was from California and we got to chatting.  He had been living in England for more than 20 years, but said the thing he and his wife missed the most about the United States was good Mexican food.  His wife very literally dreams about Taco Bell.  (“My wife woke up the other day and said, ‘I had the Taco Bell dream again.'”)

“Stay away from Mexican food in England,” he warned.

He was right.  At the TGIF today I ordered the veggie fajitas.  Adam said, “That guy told you not to order Mexican food in England.”  I figured that fajitas aren’t really Mexican food — how can someone mess up fajitas?  It’s just throwing some onions, peppers and veggies on a hot griddle for a couple of minutes, then serving with some tortillas and sour cream.

Wrong.  I don’t know what to call what I was served, but it was certainly not fajitas.  Fajitas are supposed to sizzle.  I was served a pile of wilted, over-boiled vegetables in water with some butter floating on the top.  The final insult was that both the salsa and the guacamole were mostly cilantro, and the tortillas were straight out of a refrigerator.  They were cold and stiff.

Adam didn’t fare any better with his French Dip.  It was a cheeseburger served with a side of “jus” — which I am absolutely certain was the same stuff they use as gravy for the mashed potatoes, and in a narrow-necked pitcher.  There is no way one could dip anything into it.   It was the exact same meal as Isabella’s cheeseburger, except it came with the tiny shot glass of gravy and was £1.50 more expensive.

We tried to salvage the day by coming up with something fun to do in the afternoon.  We visited the nearby Prudhoe Castle.  It’s one of the lesser sites and therefore wasn’t crowded, so that was nice.  It’s in a beautiful setting, too.

At the gift shop, they were selling bottles of ginger wine.  I said to Adam, “How could that possibly be any good?” and the cashier overheard me.  “Everyone says that,” she said, “So we have some out for sampling.  Would you like to taste it?  It’s very good.”

How could we pass up the chance to taste wine made out of ginger?  It was good!  We ended up buying a bottle to take home.

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This was the old grain mill.  The plaque said that this mill earned the estate £5 per year, whereas the farming on the 120 acres only earned £3 per year.  This estate had two mills, which earned more than triple what the land did at the time. It’s hard to imagine those paltry sums being the yearly earnings of the richest guy around.   L1006926

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A few shots of the castle.  Like all the other stone buildings we’ve seen, there isn’t much of it left.L1006929 L1006930 L1006932

Kids burning off some steam.  It felt good for them to run around a bit.  Everyone’s mood lifted a little.  L1006938

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York, 22-23 July 2014

July 22, Tuesday

We left our house and headed back to the York Starbucks for what is turning out to be a daily routine.  Adam is catching up on work, and I’m sitting across from a sign that reads “Art is not a mirror held up to reality, but a hammer with which to shape it.” I can’t decide if this is profound or just profound-sounding bullshit.  I don’t have to time to think about it now, which is why I’m recording it here … I’ll think about it later when we get back home.  It’s a note to self.

After we finished all our online work at Starbucks, we wandered around a new part of York.  We found a street that has a bunch of independently run junk booths, kind of like a big, formalized garage sale.  Yippee!

I found a sage green Wedgwood dish for only £6.  I am thrilled to have it because I wanted to buy some Wedgwood at the factory the other day but was very much priced out.  That stuff is expensive.  I understand why, when I saw how much time and expertise goes into making it (not mass-produced) but still …. we’ve found quite a few of the mismatched smaller pieces for sale in antique shops around the country.  If you don’t mind a few tiny chipped edges, you can get some pieces for downright reasonable prices.  The one I bought has a small chip on the inside of the lid, which doesn’t show when the lid is on.  Good enough for me!

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I’m including this next photo because it shows my dress.

In May I took Isabella shopping for a new dress to wear to a school dance and I suggested this one because it was one of the only dresses we found that met the strict dress code regulations set forth by her school.  She took one look at it and said “ohmygod EW! that’s the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen, gross — NO.”  So, I tried it on myself and liked it.  This is the first time I’ve worn it since I bought it and I still like it.  It has a 60s flair to it that I find uplifting and fun.

Isabella hassled me all day today.  So, here is a picture of me in what is either a very ugly dress or a very cool dress.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  She said she hated my wool hat, too, and then ended up borrowing it, so I’m looking forward to the day she emerges from my closet with this dress on.

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Old people hanging out next to an even older house. L1006705

Josie saw this floating in the canal and screeched, “There’s a dead body!”  We had a few seconds of terrified freaking out before realizing it was just a blow-up doll.  L1006706

Harewood House.  Princess Mary at one time lived here.  It looks fancy, but it’s a hovel compared to the Castle Howard from a couple days ago.  (The Howard family had it significantly better than the royal family.)

Harewood House was designed by Robert Adam in 1759 and 1771 for wealthy trader Edwin Lascelles, 1st Baron Harewood.  Robert Adam was really into fancy ceilings.  He designed rooms (including furnishings) around the ceilings.  In most rooms, he also designed rugs to echo the colors and designs of the ceiling decorations.  L1006708

This house is famous for two things:  and endless collection of Chippendale furniture, and the Adam ceilings.  Most of the ceilings have been carefully restored to their original color schemes, after having been changed over the years by residents of the house.  Every successive generation had it’s own taste and redecorated to make it “theirs.”  Some of the wonderful original aspects have been lost forever because of this, but luckily the architect kept scrupulous notes (including colors used) so restoration has been possible.

Whenever possible, the restoration team has used the exact colors that were originally used.  They were much brighter and prettier than you generally expect.  So many of the old rooms we see now have faded to the point they are mere ghosts of their original selves, but we think of them as having looked like that always.  The old days just weren’t as gloomy and dark as we tend to envision. L1006709

This bedroom was built specifically for visiting royalty.  Only two royals ever visited here (I don’t remember which ones) and the room was eventually dismantled and stored in the attic so the space could be turned into a sitting room.  Because of this, the wall paper, fabrics, etc. stayed in fantastic condition.  They weren’t deteriorated by smoke, sunlight, gas lamps, etc.

Today it has been re-installed in all it’s original glory, fit for a Queen. (All the furniture in this room is Chippendale, including that ornate gilded mirror.  The bed was commissioned for £250 and is likely the most expensive piece of furniture ever produced by Chippendale.)  L1006713

Here is an example of one of the Adam ceilings.  L1006716

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The only kind of selfie Adam ever takes.  (You can see him in the mirror if you look closely.)L1006719

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This house was unique in that they opened up the servants’ rooms to the public.  You can go downstairs and see the kitchens, dorm rooms, etc. used by the staff and servants. L1006724

When the house was modernized with electricity, a new (modern) kitchen was installed and this old kitchen was no longer used.  The pots, pans, tables, etc. are in original old condition.  The place was sealed off and forgotten for years, like a time capsule.  L1006726

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Today is Adam’s and my 19th wedding anniversary.  We had tentative plans to go out to dinner, just the two of us, at the pub next to our house; however, after a long day of walking around and being out, we ended up putting on our pajamas and opening a bottle of wine.  After a glass of wine and some nice cheese and crackers, we decided neither of us felt like putting our going-out clothes back on.  So, we celebrated our 19 years of wedded bliss in our pjs watching reruns of The Big Bang Theory and Come Dine With Me since that’s all they ever air on TV over here.  It was a really nice evening.

July 23, Wednesday

Once again, our day begins at Starbucks.  Sincere thanks to the Starbucks company for providing free wifi in their restaurants.  I don’t know what we would have done this week without it.  The kids and I rely on it to stay connected with people, and — most important of all — Adam needs it for work.

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After getting our stuff done, we walked the top of the York city wall.  We walked part of it yesterday, but not this section.

I was unhappy because this part doesn’t have a safety railing.  I spent the entire walk yelling, “Get away from the edge!  Hug the wall!”  The whole family thought I was being an overprotective worrywart, but I pointed out that Isabella managed to completely wreck her ankle on a 1.5 inch ledge.  This ledge is several feet, which would result in a broken neck and paralysis or death rather than a temporarily crippled ankle.  L1006740

I know it doesn’t look so dangerous here, but believe me … it was.  Gives me the shudders.  L1006742

I love the York Minster towers over the city.  It looks fake, but it’s not.  It’s such a cool view.    I walked most of this wall with Holden.  I can’t remember what we talked about — nothing important — but he chatted my ear off the entire time.  I love that kid!L1006747

Josie on the wall.  The drop became much shorter here, and I started to relax a little.L1006748

Holden still chatting away.  L1006751

The old guard gates on the wall have all been converted into tea rooms, pubs, and restaurants.  This one (circular roof) is a tea room.  Pigeons have been standing on this roof for a very long time.  L1006755

We found a park, and in it they had set up a bird of prey area.  I paid the £3 to hold a barn owl because I will never pass up an opportunity to handle a bird.  This sweet little guy was bred in captivity and hand-raised, so he was really tame.  L1006761

He let me pet him.  My expertise is with parrots, so I was testing out his limits here.  I don’t know exactly how similar owls and parrots are in the way they interact with humans.  L1006767

This girl was wearing a Supernatural necklace, which had Isabella all excited.  She loves that show.  For Isabella, the necklace was a lot more exciting than the owls.  L1006774

As it turns out, owls love having their heads massaged exactly the same way parrots love to have their heads massaged.  Birds will be birds.  This little guy and I got along really well.  I didn’t want to give him back.  L1006778

The King’s Manor.  It has a long history — started out as a place to house the abbots of St. Mary’s Abbey.  The abbey was dissolved in 1539, and King Henry VIII instructed that it be the seat of the Council of the North.  (How Game of Thrones does that sound?!) The Council was abolished in 1641.  It ended up being a School for the Blind, which lasted until 1958.  (So recent!)  It wasn’t used again until 1963 when it was leased to the University of York as the seat of it’s archaeology department, which is what it still is today.  L1006784

Isabella’s “don’t photograph me!” pose.L1006787

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We had lunch in this restaurant, in a 16th century house.

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I love how wobbly and uneven all these houses are.  They have a real Alice in Wonderland feel to them.  Even the window glass is wavy, so when you look outside the world is a bit surreal.  L1006798

Back at the open air market, Isabella bought a birthday present for one of her friends.  She’s already got a sleepover birthday party lined up for the day after we get home.

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Back in The Shambles.  The kids were looking for their favorite candy store. L1006804

Found it.  They sell a glass jar full of things called “pips” that are basically gigantic pop rocks.  We’ve never seen them anywhere else.  They all bought some the other day, and decided they needed to stock up on extra to take home.  This was a stockpile run.  L1006810

Poor Josie developed a blister.  I didn’t have any band-aids in my purse, but for some unknown reason I did have a package of cotton balls.  I don’t remember putting them in there.  Anyway, she stuffed a cotton ball between her toes and it worked well enough to get her through the rest of the day.L1006811

The last thing we did was the York Dungeon.  It was the same concept as the Edinburgh Dungeon we did several weeks ago.  They have actors and special effects to bring the history alive.  This one was focused on the gory and awful aspects of York life, of course, so the stories were different than the ones we saw in Edinburgh.  The acting was better in this one — or, perhaps to be more fair, I was able to understand the actors much better in York than I did in Edinburgh.  The York accents are easier to mentally “translate.”  But, they didn’t have the boat ride or the hangman’s drop at the end.  I was a little afraid this would just be a repeat of the Edinburgh experience, but it was different enough to be fun.  I’d recommend doing both of them.

Near the end of the tour, one of the actors grabbed my arm and shuffled me off to one side.  Would I mind being a witch getting burned at the stake?  I said OK  because I didn’t want to be a spoilsport, even though this is really not my kind of thing.

I was supposed to scream and act like a person being burned to “put on a good show for my friends” (which was written on a plaque in front of me) and I sucked.  I am not a good actor.

Anyway, here is a very blurry photo of me, the white figure behind the fire, tied to a big thing of sticks.  It was really dark in this room and Adam had to use a 32-second exposure (hand-held) so it’s not great, but it’s the only photo we have of the Dungeon.

Shortly after Adam took this picture, they turned the lights out so that it was pitch black in the room and that pile of sticks spun around on a platform.  When the lights came back on, the side facing the audience had a horribly charred skeleton on it.  (I was hidden, facing the wall.)  The kids LOVED watching Mama get burned at the stake for being a witch.  L1006817

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York, 20-21 July 2014

July 20, Sunday

We’ve been to York in the past and liked it, but never had time to see it properly.  We scheduled 4 days this time so we could give our visit a little more depth.

Our first stop was the York Castle Museum.  It is housed in an old women’s prison.  They have exhibits about daily life in York throughout the ages, which is the type of history I find fascinating.  They had replicas of typical homes from different ages, kitchens and cooking exhibits, fashion exhibits, consumer goods, medicine, toys and child-rearing items, a look at marriage and death customs, and various other things typifying daily life for York (and English) citizens at different times in history.

This painting was in the death area.  It nearly made me cry … something about a mourning dog is really poignant.  He won’t leave the coffin of his departed human and best friend.  (This is merely a reproduction; the original is hanging in the Victoria and Albert Museum in London.)

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The Old Shepherd’s Chief Mourner” by Sir Edwin Landseer, 1837

A little better photo of the center of the painting:

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Death played a much more prominent role in life before about 1950.  Children weren’t sheltered from it, seeing as most children would have at least one sibling that died.  During the Victorian era, women were expected to wear “mourning clothes” that had strict dictations about style depending on the relationship to the deceased and the amount of time that had passed since the person died.  The mourning clothes were so expensive that poor women, who were expected to follow the customs as well, often went without food in order to spend money on the appropriate outfits.  It got so out of hand that people started to rebel against it.  When Queen Victoria died, the custom of long periods of public mourning pretty much died out, too.

The wedding displays were interesting, as well.  The modern wedding has it’s roots in the Victorian customs, but they were still quite different from what people generally do today.  For example, a bride would select her wedding dress with it’s versatility in mind — dresses were expensive, and a wedding dress would become a woman’s “best dress” after the marriage and worn on all other fancy occasions.  As such, the dresses tended to be colorful and versatile.

Wedding gifts were likewise much more practical, seeing as a young married couple was likely to have nothing to establish a new home.  One 1940s bride’s most extravagant wedding gift was a set of white pillow cases.  As recently as the 1970s a couple was likely to receive practical things necessary to the running of a home, like a toaster or a tea pot that were purchased from a local shop.  This is juxtaposed by a typical wedding registry list from a couple getting married in York in 2009, when people have likely been living away from their parents for quite some time and already have an established home of their own (and often have two homes between them) … most of the items were luxury items, like fancy crystal glasses, expensive flatware, espresso machines, etc.  Modern wedding dresses are usually one-use items, as well.

Here is a typical middle-class kitchen in the late 1800s/early 1900s.

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Replica of a middle-class living room, circa 1950.

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The museum is housed in an old women’s prison.  This was the Yard, where prisoners could get a little fresh air and exercise.  Josie is taking advantage.

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York Castle … what’s left of it, anyway.

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They had an area set up with authentic replicas of old armor from various times through history.  The oldest armor represented what wealthy soldiers wore in the 1000s, then ran up through the Crusades and Knights in the 14th century.

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Meanwhile, the kids are getting dressed in armor and Adam is taking pictures from up on the top of the wall.

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View from the top.  The carousel is in front of the York Museum (old prison, building on the left with the columns) we visited earlier.

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Back to the kids, now dressed in the armor.  Holden is in the oldest (1000s maybe?) …. Isabella wearing a late Crusades helmet (1200s?) …. Josie in the most recent (1300s or so?)  I can’t remember the dates we were given for each one.  The weapons were period-correct, too.

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The ladies giving the demonstration said that a kid from an affluent family would start his Knight training at age 7.  By 14, he would graduate to Squire and be assigned to a Knight.  The Squire’s job was to polish and maintain the Knight’s armor, as well as do any other tasks the Knight wanted done.  Only the very wealthy could become Knights because they had to furnish their own armor, weapons and horses, which was incredibly expensive.  If a Squire’s family could not afford these things, a Squire could conceivably remain a Squire his entire life.

The armor rusted overnight and had to be polished every morning.  They used goose fat mixed with sand as a polish; then moved on to finer minerals for a better polish; and finished off with a chalk polish.  The ladies said they have to polish these helmets every single day because they are made with the same materials the originals were made of.  It takes a long time just to polish the helmets; real Squires would have had to take care of an entire suit of armor.

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Me up on the castle wall.  They had 360 views from up here, necessary for keeping an eye out for bad guys.

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York.  This is The Shambles … originally a butcher’s alley.  It was once known as The Great Flesh Shambles, probably from the Anglo-Saxon Fleshammels (literally ‘flesh-shelves’), the word for the shelves that butchers used to display their meat.  [From wikipedia:  During that period there were no sanitary facilities or hygiene laws as exist today, and guts, offal, and blood were thrown into a runnel down the middle of the street or open space where the butchering was carried out. By extension, any scene of total disorganisation and mess is now referred to as, “a shambles”.]

Now it is one of the only alleys left in England that still has the original overhanging buildings.  In all the other towns and cities the overhanging buildings were cleared out to make way for automobiles.  The Shambles is, by necessity, pedestrian only.

In this photo (below) Holden has made Isabella angry doing who-knows-what.  Isabella is conspiring with Josie to form an anti-Holden alliance.  Holden has turned toward us because he is telling.

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Isabella and I sampling jasmine tea.  Isabella really liked the jasmine tea (I don’t care for it much) but we both hated the rhubarb tea, which tasted like sugar-free cough syrup.

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Another shot of the tea shop.  You can see Isabella in the bright pinkish-orange shirt.

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Here you can see the overhanging buildings … the are only about 3 feet apart up at the top.

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York Minster Cathedral in the distance.  Even in person, it looks like it’s been CGI’d in.

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This shop, Miss Diva, had dresses that were cute and — most importantly — met the dress code at Isabella’s school.  We girls went into inspect the wares, and Holden waited outside.  We could compile an entire album of photos of Holden sitting outside shops waiting.  At least in this photo he has a bag full of candy to clutch.

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He’s decided to settle in for the long haul.

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Another view of the York Minster cathedral.

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Constantine; the guy largely responsible for bringing Christianity to the West.

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There was some kind of memorial celebration going on.  A lot of these guys had Normandy ’44 Survivor buttons/ribbons on their jackets.

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You can still walk along the old city wall.

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Fairfax House.  This old house has one of the best collections of Georgian furniture in the world.

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This lady (below) captured the kids and regaled them will all sorts of educational details of the sort they try to avoid on principle.  Namely, that little boys and girls were all dressed in dresses until about the age of 7, when boys were switched to breeches.  This was called “breeching” a boy.  As a result, family portrait paintings of the time showed little boys all in frilly lace dresses.  “It was considered normal,” she assured them.

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Josie giving Isabella the “how do we get out of learning stuff without being rude?” face.

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The kitchen.  The old kitchens are fascinating to me.  I love seeing how people used to prepare food.  I spend 3 to 4 hours each day on food-related activities when we’re at home, so I’m really interested in how food handling and preparation has been done in the past.

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They had a table set with fake examples of typical foods served in this stately home.  The kids are inspecting what looks like huge molded jelly filled with little suspended eels — complete with heads and tails.  They all say, “Ewwwwwwwww!!!”

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Their impressive entrance.  This blue color was quite rare and a big deal at the time.

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We checked into our house for the next four days, in a little town about 30 miles from York.  It’s a fantastic little house, with the one caveat that the internet doesn’t work.  We went from a house in Manchester with no TV but great internet to a house outside York with a TV and no internet.  We can’t seem to get all our ducks in a row this week.

July 21, Monday

In light of not having any internet access, we drove to York this morning and took up temporary residence in a Starbucks.  Adam had work (real work) to get done, and I did play/work on my blog posting from yesterday.  The kids brought their iPads and plugged in with their headphones.

To all the strangers milling about, we probably look like “those people” who sit in public so totally immersed in their electronic devices that they can’t be bothered to pay attention to each other.  I wouldn’t be surprised if someone snapped a phone pic of us and posted it with a judgmental caption like, “This is what’s wrong with families today!”  In reality, we’ve spent so much time together for the past two months that we’re starting to get sick of each other.  But mostly, we had stuff that needed to get done that normally gets done in the evenings once we’ve settled in for the night.

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Adam finished up his work first and headed out for a little walk in York by himself.  He snuck into the York Minster Cathedral and snapped one pic before being chased out for not purchasing a ticket.

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Another shot of The Shambles.

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Our big event of the day was a visit to Castle Howard.  It’s an absolutely amazing old rich family’s house.  It’s so fancy you tour through it in awe, which gives way to becoming kind of disgusted at how extravagantly the family lived.  It’s kind of gross for some people to have this kind of wealth compared to everyone else.  The line delineating what is nice and what is ostentatious is a moving target, but these folks were way across it.  My Puritan genetic inheritance kicks in and I can’t help but decide I hate these people and everything they stood for.  Josie looks cute in the garden, though.

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Really big koi.

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Here is the house.  This is only part of it, mind you.  One wing isn’t showing, and you can’t see the extensive back side.

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One family owns this.

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True to form, Holden doesn’t care.  Here he is, sitting next to the bowl of water left out for dogs that have to wait outside.  Holden had to go into the house, which made him jealous of the dogs.

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One of the lesser hallways.  In the 1740s, one of the earls went to Italy and bought up every 1st-3rd century statue he could find.  At the time, relics like these were dirt cheap.  He, and others like him, literally shipped boatloads of crates of statues and art home to decorate their places.

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Main entrance, designed to impress people.  Mission accomplished.

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Sitting room.

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Of course the house comes with extensive grounds.  Here the kids are running to the lake cafe and playground area.

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Ice cream in the Boar Garden.

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This statue is to commemorate a Greek boy who was tasked with delivering an important message to someone.  He didn’t stop to pull the thorn out of his foot until after the message had been delivered.  Holden, who has perpetual trouble with his shoes, would not have had a commemorative statue made of him.  He totally would have stopped to remove the thorn before the message delivery.  (This is perhaps my favorite picture from the entire trip.  I plan to frame it when we get home.)

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Then we found peacocks.  They were molting and we found many fancy tail feathers strewn about the property.  I collected 5 or 6 of them … score!!

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Last stop of the day was Kirkham Priory.  Unfortunately it was closed so all we could do is stand at the gate and peer over.

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Manchester, 18-19 July 2014

July 18, Friday 

Today we did something amazing.  Online Adam found out about this place called Breakout Manchester, which has an incredibly cool concept.  They lock you (teams from 2 to 5 people) in a room and you have 60 minutes to solve a series of puzzles to escape.  The room we chose was called “Virus.”

The back-story is that a horrible virus has wiped out most of humanity, including the scientists who created a vaccine to cure it.  Alas, they were unable to use their own creation before succumbing to the deadly plague.  Our job was to enter the laboratory, find the vaccine, and escape.  We had 60 minutes before the virus we’ve been exposed to will set in and be incurable.  We are humanity’s only hope.

The guy said go ahead and tear the room apart, looking for clues and puzzles.  Everything was fair game except for the electrical outlets.  He said, “People started trying to pry the electrical outlets open and that’s really dangerous.  So, the only thing I’ll tell you isn’t part of the game are the electrical outlets. I promise.  It’s NOT the electrical outlets.  We have to tell everyone that now before we lock you in.”

I won’t spoil the experience for anyone else by giving details of the game, but it was FUN.  They have created a very unique, incredibly cool experience here.  We all had such a fantastic time we tried to book for another room tomorrow, but they were full.  (We wanted to do the Detective Office:  “John Monroe was a famous detective. Sadly he was murdered in his office and you are being framed as his killer. You are on the run and have gained access to his office, the crime scene, for one hour. Can you save yourself by finding out who killed him, why someone killed him and how they killed him?”)

The guy said about 60% of people escape the Detective Room, and only 40% escape the Virus Room.  We chose the Virus Room because it was a little harder.

I’m very proud to report that we escaped!! … with 2 minutes 54 seconds to spare.  It was a real squeaker.  A huge countdown clock is on the wall, and when you get down to 10 minutes the numbers turn bright red and start flashing.  We stumbled out of there sweaty and with our hearts racing.  But we got to hold the “I ESCAPED” signs of honor and get our picture taken for their Facebook page.

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Reminiscing about Breakout Manchester was our only topic of conversation throughout the rest of the day.  We didn’t have any afternoon plans and came across a movie theater, so we went in after lunch and saw How to Train Your Dragon 2 in 3D.  It was pretty good. As Isabella noted on the way out, “Sequels are usually disappointing, but this one wasn’t.”  It’s a gorgeous film with a few plot holes, but they aren’t so gaping that they ruin the overall story.  On a normal day, seeing this movie in 3D would have been the highlight, but nothing is going to compare to our Breakout morning.

July 19, Saturday

Last night at 3:21 a.m., I woke up to a torrential downpour coming through the bedroom window.  I scrambled up and shut all the windows in the apartment, then had a hard time getting back to sleep.

The apartment we’ve rented in Manchester reminds me of being in college, for all the bad reasons.  It’s the kind of depressing apartment you tolerate during your empty-pocket college years by looking forward to your brighter future and knowing the depressing apartment is only a temporary stepping-stone on your way to your “real” life.  Futon mattresses on the floor, no television, no dishwasher, no microwave, a stairwell lit with sputtering fluorescent lightbulbs and reeking of 40+ years of stale cigarette smoke.  You can’t close the master bedroom door because the knob is broken off on the inside.  Still, you’re grateful to have a bedroom door because there is no door at all to the bathroom.  You have to open the adjacent closet to sort of block the door hole, and announce, “Nobody come in!  I’m naked in here!” and then listen to everyone else groan, “Eww, that’s so gross!”  The noise from the neighbors is constant, even when they aren’t really doing anything.  Sound just travels through the walls.

The building itself is a giant concrete bunker, like something the Communists would have put up in the 70s.  It’s one saving grace are big windows that open wide and let in fresh air.  It also has a pretty garden in the back, although the garden is only accessible to the ground-floor apartments.  We’re on the second floor, so have to be content with just looking out at it.  Still, the view is pleasant.

This kind of place is fine … liberating, even … when you’re young and just starting out.  The lady who lives here, though, is our age.

You can glean quite a bit of information from looking around someone’s home, and I think her story is a sad one.  She has a little boy who, judging from the photos, is around 3 years old.  Aside from pictures of her son, every single other photo in the place is of herself as a young child in the 70s.  There is nothing from the in-between adult years.  It’s as though she’s decided to surround herself with pictures from the last time her life was happy and pretend the rest didn’t happen.

She has a strange collection of items in her apartment, too … mis-matched, chipped dishes that clearly came second-hand alongside high-end Waterford crystal wine glasses.  She has some really expensive first-edition books (classics, all … as Adam noted, nothing written after 1940 is on her shelves) and an extensive collection of old records, but no artwork, no nice furniture.  They are the possessions of someone who fled, taking only a few prized possessions and replacing everything else with stuff from thrift stores.

There is a gaping void in the front room where a TV clearly used to be.  What happened to it?  Pawned?  Broken?  Stolen?  We’ve got the idea that she’s a very well-educated, previously-affluent single mom starting over after the break-up of a marriage.  Now she’s living here with her toddler son, in a dingy apartment with no bathroom door.  I hope that this apartment represents freedom to her, too, and is a liberating stepping-stone into a better, happier future.  She keeps it scrupulously clean and well-orgnized, which is the sign of someone who has hope.

Anyway, the depressing environment hasn’t mattered much for the past few days since we’ve been out, but our planned activity for today was to visit a bird sanctuary.  With this much rain, we’re totally at loose ends.  We don’t cherish the thought of hanging out in this apartment all day, but can’t think of any indoor activities in Manchester that we haven’t already done (and can afford — they have an indoor skydiving place that looks really fun, but they want a lot of money.  Too much.  So that’s out.)

In the end, we went to the Manchester Museum of Science and Industry.  It had two things going for it:  it was indoors, and it was free.

A few random photos from the Science and Industry Museum:

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It takes a lot of energy to power a radio.  You only get music when you pedal.

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Josie’s turn!

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Holden inspecting the hot air balloon demonstration.  He’s getting ideas.

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Josie sitting behind the ticket counter of the world’s oldest train station.

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Exterior shot of the train station.  It was Liverpool & Manchester Railway, “mankind’s first public transport system which did not use animal traction power.”  It opened in 1830, which seems so young and recent in light of other things we’ve seen in Scotland and England on this trip.   It’s amazing to think how recent these types of developments are.  The world has changed exponentially in the past 200 years.  I like this picture because it juxtaposes the old with the new … the age difference between these two buildings is probably only about 150 years.  Such a short time!!!

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Some of the old trains.

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An old car with brass fittings.  [Edit:  Adam tells me this is Rolls Royce #12.  I said, “Well, is it an old car with brass fittings?”  He said, “Technically, yes, but that’s like calling the Mona Lisa “a canvas with some paint on it.”“)

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A kamikaze guided bomb glider the Japanese used in WWII.  This one was captured and brought to England for study.

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Tomorrow we’re off to York.

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Birmingham and Manchester, 15-17 July 2014

July 15, Tuesday

Today we visited Cadbury World in Birmingham.  It was an excellent tour.  We expected something rather small that would take about 20 minutes, but it’s actually a very involved, thorough tour through the factory that takes on average 2 1/2 hours.

The kids loved every minute of it.  Part of Cadbury’s genius is that each person gets two full-sized candy bars upon entering.  If you’re just a wee bit bored by any of the information, you can entertain yourself by eating chocolate.  The kids were ecstatic because I never let them have full-size candy bars, and their joy couldn’t be contained when we left the museum portion and entered the actual factory — another candy bar upon entering the factory floor!  They couldn’t believe their good fortune.

And it didn’t end there … at the end of the factory tour, they have a tasting room.  Each person gets a dixie cup full of “chocolate liquor,” which is the liquid chocolate they use as the base for the solid candy bars.  The chocolate liquor comes with your choice of toppings, too.  You can pick marshmallows, jellybabies (what we call gummi bears), white chocolate chips, chocolate-flavored pop rocks, etc.

By this time, Adam and I had each eaten a whole candy bar so the cup of chocolate liquor didn’t seem appetizing, but we wanted to taste it anyway.  We left this area a little green around the gills, but the kids handled it just fine.  We ended the day with 15 candy bars.

They also gave the kids a little quiz to take, which usually the kids hate, but this one had scratch-off answer selections (like a lottery ticket.)  Just that small difference made the kids interested in getting the answers correct.  They paid a lot more attention to the reading material than they have at any other venue, and actually listened to the narrator in the historical movie.  The idea of scratching off the wrong box is unappealing, and the idea of not scratching off any boxes seems like a wasted opportunity.

We don’t have many photos because they didn’t allow them on the actual factory floor.

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This guy is showing how they make the hand-moulded chocolate art pieces.

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Display of Cadbury products from long ago.

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In a separate building, they have a little 4D movie.  It’s basically just a long commercial for Cadbury and wasn’t anything very special, but still a nice way to end the afternoon.

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Something Adam and I have both been surprised by is how small and automated these factories are.  We’ve toured several on this trip.

In the Cadbury plant, we only saw 3 employees working on the line … every other employee was working the tour itself, handling the visitors.  This is a working factory that produces millions of candy bars each day, and they have practically nobody working the floor.  It’s amazing.  Adam knows quite a bit about manufacturing, but all the plants he deals with are ones that need a lot more employees on the line … which is why they are all in Mexico and China.  I guess the manufacturing left in the First World nations are for products for which the production process can be almost completely automated.

July 16, Wednesday

Today we left Birmingham and headed to Manchester … home of Daphne Moon from Frasier.

On the way, we happened upon a sign pointing out the Wedgwood Museum.  We stopped on a lark and ended up having a really nice time.  The kids were bored during the first part, which is a history of the Wedgwood family and company, as well as a history of the importance pottery has played in world civilization.  (In a nutshell, the invention of pottery changed the way humans were able to cook and eat food.  It was a game-changer.)

The part the kids liked was a demonstration at the end of how the pottery is actually made.  They had artists working on each of the different stages so you could see how everything is done.  They were good, too.

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There was an area where people could paint their own little clay flower.  The flowers were impressive in their intricacy and detail.  Whoever made them knew what they were doing.  Anyway, the kids were all keen to paint one (even Holden!) so we spent quite a long time at this station.

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The photos don’t do justice to the flowers.  They are really special.

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Holden finished painting his first and went back to watch the guy throwing pots.  The guy was really friendly and answered Holden’s million questions without seeming annoyed, which is quite a feat.  Once Holden gets interested in something, his line of questioning can quickly go from being neat (“hey, a kid is actually interested!”) to feeling like a police interrogation.

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In the end, we had to drag the kids out of here.  We had an appointment with the person renting us the house (for key exchange, etc.) and needed to get going.  This guy gave Holden a little clay vase as a souvenir.  It’s wet clay, so maybe we can stick it in the oven when we get home and harden it up.  I don’t have access to a kiln.  But it’s really cool that we now have a piece of Wedgwood pottery made on-site by one of their artists.

And for a random bit of news, Adam and Isabella walked to a nearby grocery store this evening because they were both feeling stir-crazy and wanted to get out of the apartment.  They came back triumphantly with Jammie Dodgers, a shortbread biscuit treat that is the 11th Doctor’s (Matt Smith) favorite snack.  We all tried one and judged them to be kind of terrible.  Sorry, Doctor …. bad dessert choice.  Jammie Dodgers are not cool.

July 17, Thursday

Manchester.  Today’s itinerary had the kids groaning:  two old libraries and an art museum.  Luckily for them, there was also a big shopping mall in the vicinity.

View of Manchester city center.

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Old building … it’s an Oyster Bar.

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In the mall, one of the first shops we came upon was a Lego store.  They had a kiosk in the center filled with character bits.  For £4.99, you could create three of your own characters with mix-and-match faces, hair, bodies, legs, and accessories.  The kids were all over that.  The Lego people got some of their hard-earned money.

Our kids have actually been pretty stingy with their funds this whole trip.  It takes a lot for them to decide to part with it, and Lego has what it takes.  We spent a lot of time in here.  In the end, I had to force them out because I needed to go potty and couldn’t handle waiting any longer.  It’s the only time I can remember Adam ever being thankful for my tiny bladder.

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On to the first of the old libraries:  Chetham’s Library, a favorite hangout of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.

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Isabella didn’t have time to wash her hair this morning, so she asked if she could borrow one of my hats.  I said yes, and lo and behold, she came out wearing this one. [photo below]

I bought it a few weeks ago in Scotland at the Robert Burns Museum and she begged me not to get it because it was so ugly.  For weeks she’s been saying things like, “Please don’t wear that hat, Mama, I don’t want to be seen with you.  It’s so embarrassing.”  When she came out of my room this morning with it on her head, I burst out laughing.  She just smiled and said, “It is an ugly hat, but I make it look cute. I’m workin’ it.”  And she’s right, she does look really cute in it.

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Here we are in the Chetham’s Library, the oldest free public reference library in the United Kingdom.  The kids trudging through the library groaning, “It’s summer vacation and we’re in a library.”

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Here they are sitting on benches.  No learning will be done!

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I, on the other hand, read everything I could.  I had to speed-read most of it because Adam and the kids go through places like this at lighting speed.  I’m hoping that somehow I’ll magically absorb information through osmosis, just by being in the environment.

The bookcase in front of me in this photo is one of the oldest libraries in Europe, called “chained libraries.”  The books were all chained to the bookcase so nobody could steal them, but anyone who wanted was allowed to read them.  You just had to stand there while you read.  The front of the bookcase folded down to form a table to make it a little easier.  These are the original books, but they are so fragile now that nobody is allowed to touch them.

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Karl Marx and Friedrich Engles used to sit in this very booth! discussing deep thoughts together.  Manchester is where the idea of communism was born, and was also at the forefront of the modern Industrial Revolution (modern capitalism).  As my dad would say, “Stuff happened here!!”  Considering how much suffering the ideas dreamed up in this alcove caused, perhaps it would have been better if not quite so much stuff had happened here.

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These were the very halls and the very books Marx and Engels used.

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Book halls leading to the Reading Room …. the window alcove in the back is where Marx and Engles liked to sit and study together.

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The same window from the outside.  When Marx was alive, it had stained glass.  The stained glass was destroyed by a storm and replaced with clear glass in 1875.

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On to the second old library:  The John Rylands Library.

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It has absolutely magnificent architecture, described as “late-Victorian Neo-Gothic.”  Mrs. Rylands founded the library in memory of her husband John, and intended it to be primarily a theological library.  It “has the appearance of a church, although the concept was of an Oxford college library on a larger scale.”

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They have a vast collection of theological texts, including a Gutenberg Bible, and the oldest known piece of the New Testament written on papyrus.  (Pictured below: Papyrus P52, the earliest fragment of the text of the canonical Gospel of John.)

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In the main hall of the John Rylands Library, you can see me in the center (with the straw hat) and right behind me you can see Waldo.  Not only did we find him, he photobombed our picture.

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Kids waiting for us to finally be done.  At least they were very quiet and respectful.

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Lastly, we visited the Manchester Art Gallery.  They have a nice collection of post-impressionist paintings, as well as a gorgeous collection of Dutch paintings.

I am in the back trying to absorb all the beauty and masterwork in at top speed … Holden has a slightly different opinion of the artwork.

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“Oh good.  Benches we can lay down on.  Is Mama done yet?  She’s taking forever.”

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Aside from the Lego store, today was really boring for the kids.  I know this because they said so … many, many times.  But they are in luck … tomorrow will be much more to their liking.  We’ve booked a session at Breakout Manchester, a “real life Escape Room Game.”

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Winchester and Birmingham, 12-14 July 2014

July 12, Saturday

We didn’t have any activities planned because we’d originally scheduled a B&B in another town.  The guy canceled on us last night so we had to scramble for a new itinerary.  We were lucky enough to get one more night out of the Holiday Inn, and Adam found a different B&B for us, starting tomorrow, in Birmingham.  This left us at loose ends in Winchester today.

But no matter the plans, each day must begin with liberal amounts of sunscreen.

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Winchester used to be nearly as important as London, way back in the 1100-1300s.  It has the oldest High Street in England, which is really saying something considering how old everything is in this country.

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Winchester Cathedral.  It’s the longest medieval cathedral in the world.  I generally like really old buildings, but in this one I got madder and madder as the tour went on.

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After seeing how the sailors lived yesterday, to seeing this opulence today, it underscored just how corrupt and disgusting the Church was.  These guys were stealing the general populace blind so they could live better than kings.  This cathedral is full of statues of men buried here, and every one of them was fat.  They had fat, jowly faces and double chins, and were depicted in finery to the point Holden kept asking, “Is that a really ugly woman or a man in a dress?”

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While the sailors (and everyone else in Christendom) were suffering rickets and scurvy, living in one outfit of clothes until they literally disintegrated, and living in cramped, filthy conditions for the honor of putting their lives on the line — and dying in large numbers — to protect the country and the church, these Bishops and church leaders built themselves monuments and lived in absolute luxury.

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Holden is not impressed.

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Depiction of a desiccated corpse.  This is the only guy presented as skinny, and it was clearly after he’d been dead for quite some time.

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Jane Austen is buried here.

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Impressive stained glass windows.

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Front of Winchester Cathedral.

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A short walk down the street is part of the old city wall.  The Coat of Arms is still there.

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This modest little house is where Jane Austen lived her last days and died.  It’s a private residence and not open to the public.

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More old city wall.

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Here is where the Bishops lived (and, I believe, where the current Bishop still lives.)  It’s literally a palace.  The sign outside it says something like “These grounds look like a castle, but they were technically a palace.”  I don’t know what the difference is, but apparently there is one.  This house is still inhabited, but most of the palace is now in ruins.

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The Bishop who first built this place was the younger brother of King Stephen (a French guy who was grandson of William the Conqueror and himself became King of England in 1135.)  They owned basically ALL the land and took ALL the money and had ALL the power.  King Stephen and the Church ended up in a huge feud over who was to have the most money and power — the King didn’t much like how powerful and corrupt the Church had become and wanted to bring them down a peg.  The Bishops, of course, wanted to be in charge and weren’t very happy with King Stephen overstepping his bounds.

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Today was plenty hot, so we stopped for some cool drinks.  The kids look bored, but in reality they were just feeling the relief of sitting down out of the sun.

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Now Holden really is bored.  This is on the rooftop of one of the old original gate towers into Winchester.

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The gate tower was at one time used as a debtors prison.  You can still see the prisoner graffiti carved into the stone walls.  There were a lot of debtors.  The King and the Church needed their money and didn’t look kindly on folks who couldn’t pay.

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Old fireplace.  The “fireplace furniture” was interesting.  All those metal things had practical purposes.  This is where all the cooking would have been done during the time when the Gatekeeper lived here.  That big pot in the front was THE cooking pot.  All foodstuffs – aside from bread – were put into the pot.  I guess they ate a lot of stew.

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Down into the tunnels under the Great Hall of the Winchester Castle.  The passages were curvy and had lots of wooden doors, the purpose of which was to make it impossible to shoot arrows down long, straight corridors, and to make it impossible for battering rams to have maneuvering room.

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That big round thing was at one time believed to be King Arthur’s Round Table.  Carbon dating confirms that it was not.  It was constructed several hundred years after Arthur supposedly lived (if he was even a real guy, and not just a fictionalized amalgam of several different guys) and was painted during the reign on King Henry VIII.  People were confused because it says right on it, “This is King Arthur’s Round Table.”  But no.  It wasn’t.  It has historical significance now because for so many years people thought it was the real deal would make pilgrimages to see it.

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Exterior of Winchester Castle.

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Garden re-created in the mid-1980s as a replica of what a Queen’s Garden would have looked like in the 1300s.

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Walking back toward the High Street, more of the old city walls.

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Winchester is having a trade festival this weekend.  Adam bought some French soaps from a French guy.  He was selling fancy soaps for around £2.50 that we can only get at home for $10 per bar.  (Which is why we don’t have any left at home!  We ran through our last stash that we bought a couple years ago in France, where they are practically giving it away.)

The French guy told us that he’s been trying really hard to open up a shop in the United States — he has a buddy in Los Angeles who already has — but the US has made it next to impossible with convoluted importation laws for stuff like soap.  So, he’s here in England where they have some kind of trade agreement between England and France … they don’t have to pay import taxes, etc.  If you ever wondered why French soaps are so expensive in the US, I guess this is the reason.

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July 13, Sunday

We headed to Birmingham this morning.  On the road, we passed a sign for Highclere Castle, the building used as Downton Abbey.

Adam:  Today we stopped in at Highclere Castle – better known as “Downton Abbey” of PBS fame. This location is used for all exterior shots and many of the interior sets of the television drama.

We’re big DA fans, so it was a real treat to be able to stop by, especially because it wasn’t anything we had planned. I had done some research on the castle, but it was never open. It’s only open to the public for about 65 days each year.

As luck would have it, today was the first day of the summer season and we arrived just as they were opening up. It was a lot of fun to walk around the grounds and to take a tour of the interior (no photos allowed). Many of the rooms are used as TV sets, so it was fun to be able to walk through the Crawley family bedrooms, library, dining room & etc. There were lots of comments like “oh, so this is where Sybil died of eclampsia” or “this is where the Earl of Grantham wrote his letters” or “this is where Maggie Smith said something acerbic and biting” (pretty much every room.)

Fun place to visit – still the current home of the Earl of Carnarvon and family. The manor was built in 1842 and has an interesting history in and of itself, but their story is drowned out by the immense popularity of the TV show.

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Holden is not happy we’re here. He’s not seen the show. He doesn’t ever intend to see the show. We’re cutting into either his eating time or his internet time.

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Peeking in!  They haven’t opened the doors yet.

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It looks just like it does on TV.

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Josie:  “I can’t believe we’re at another castle.”

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The gardens.  Adam and I walked around and took in the loveliness.

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The kids found a bench by the hydrangeas and played school-yard hand games.

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I’m convinced that someday they’ll watch the show and then be impressed in retrospect that they’ve been to the filming location.

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Holden wouldn’t stop whining about how long this was all taking.  He’s got better things to do, like sleep in the car.

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We spent the rest of the afternoon in Oxford.  It seems like the entire town is dedicated to higher learning.

Adam:  On to Oxford. Heard of it? Home of the world’s oldest English speaking university. The entire center of the town is university related – in reality there are 38 small colleges located here, so when you walk the ancient streets you’re never quite sure where you are and where one college ends and the other begins. It was crowded on a Sunday afternoon – we almost gave up visiting for lack of parking spaces, but some perseverance paid off. I was surprised by how many students study here – only 21,000 all told. It seemed like every one of them was in front of us walking around this afternoon.

You can read Wikipedia to see the names of folks who went to Oxford; pretty much everyone of scientific, philosophical and political importance in the UK over the past 500 years… and Bill Clinton.

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With buildings that look like this, you could also pretend you’re attending Hogwarts.

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At the Bodleian Library – 2nd largest in the UK.  They had a lot of Tolkien books for sale here, including a reproduction of the first edition printing of The Hobbit.  [From wikipedia] Since J.R.R. Tolkien had studied philology at Oxford and eventually became a professor, he was very familiar with the Red Book of Hergest which is kept at the Bodleian on behalf of Jesus College. Tolkien later created his own fictional Red Book of Westmarch telling the story of The Lord of the Rings. Many of Tolkien’s manuscripts are now at the library.

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We really wished Andy Jeffery was with us today.  We kept running into one awe-inspiring school after the next, saying to each other, “Andy should be here.”

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This is the Bridge of Sighs.

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With buildings and views like this, I want to re-enroll in college.  I wouldn’t even be picky about what they’d let me study.  Anything would be fine!

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Holden was actually interested in this, since he learned about Boyle’s Law last year while studying SCUBA diving.  The significance of the identification of the first living cell can’t be overstated, either.

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July 14, Monday

Back when Isabella hurt her ankle, we had to skip going to Alton Towers, the UK’s biggest theme park.  We altered our route back up through England so we could hit it on our slow return north to Edinburgh for our flight home.

I’m glad we did change our route because we got to see Highclere Castle yesterday, but Alton Towers was a huge bust.  Total waste of money.  I won’t go into a critique of the park here, but I’ll give everyone the bottom line: don’t bother with Alton Towers.  Aside from a few moments of fun (which were few and far between) we spent most of the day frustrated and bordering on angry.  Even the kids had enough and we left at 3:00 p.m.

A couple quick photos:  The Smiler.  This has more loops (14) than any other roller coaster in the world.

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For an extra £6, Holden and Josie got to do 2 battles up here.  Holden won both of them.

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We went home early in sour moods.  We hit some heavy traffic on the way back, which put the final nail of disappointment in the day’s coffin.

Everyone finally felt better after eating some dinner (grocery store fare and left-over Chinese food from yesterday) and relaxing on the couch watching Futurama in our pajamas.  It was the best thing we did all day.

 

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Monmouth Beach and West Bay, 10-11 July 2014

July 10, Thursday

This morning Adam announced, “Today we’re going to dig for fossils.”  We are visiting Monmouth Beach, in Lyme Regis (town) and known as part of the Jurassic Coast.  The cliffs have been estimated at 199 million years old.  This is where Mary Anning grew up and started her paleontology work.  (She is worth reading about — fascinating woman in a time when women weren’t allowed to do much.)

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But first, breakfast.  This restaurant had floors and walls made of reclaimed ship boards.

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These little beach huts open up and have chairs, a shelf to put your stuff, and a spot to sit in the shade.

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And for £28,000 you can have your very own.

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That cliff is full of fossils.  They erode from rain and wind, and fall down onto the beach.

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There are fossils everywhere underfoot.

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Some of the huge ones on boulders that nobody has taken.  You’d need a tractor to haul these out.

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Isabella loved this one, but alas it was way too big for us to take.

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Holden went straight to smashing rocks, and later moved on to stick harvesting.  No interest in looking for fossils here.

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Isabella is out in the water with a stick looking for crabs.  Holden is in the foreground smashing more rocks.

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Josie and I diligently looking for fossils.

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I outlasted even my little Jo, who eventually lost interest and started playing swords with Holden.

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Another beautiful fossil that was just way too big to move.  Adam’s phone here for scale.

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A little further down the road we visited West Bay, which is the filming location for the British TV show Broadchurch.  We happened to show up while they were setting up to film scenes for series 2.  We saw Olivia Coleman standing around on set with people holding an umbrella over her.  I assume they were trying to keep the sun from melting her make-up.  We didn’t see David Tennant.

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That big white reflector screen is for eliminating shadows.  After Adam took this shot, a policeman asked him to stop taking pictures.  He said it wasn’t against the law, but gave Adam a piece of paper that reads:  “Thank you for taking an interest in today’s filming.  We are happy for you to watch what we’re doing but would be very grateful if you could avoid taking photos of us with your phone or camera.  The cast and crew find it very distracting and unsettling.  Thank you for your support and understanding.”

So — no more photos of the Broadchurch filming.

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We walked over to the iconic cliff.  Anyone who has seen the show will recognize this as the place where the murdered boy was pitched over.

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We walked up the hill.  It is a very dangerous cliff.  Nearly every year someone is killed by accidentally falling off.  We took a quick peek and scurried back to the safe zone.

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It was also really windy.  I had to hold my hat on.

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Josie joined us, but the other two didn’t want to hike up the hill.  You can barely see them down at the bottom of the hill next to the red sign.

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July 11, Friday 

Today was all about Adam.  Therefore, all photos and commentary from here on out are his.  (I added my two cents at the end.)

Adam:  Before we left Georgia, I had assembled a list of “must do” things for the summer. Near the top of my list was a visit to Portsmouth – specifically to see the HMS Victory. This is the famous flagship of the British Fleet during the Napoleonic Wars, and the star of the Battle of Trafalgar. This is the site of Horatio, Lord Nelson’s untimely death. She remains the world’s oldest naval ship still in commission.

On my last visit to England, with Jim and Arge, we visited the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich. In that museum are a number of Nelson’s personal possession as well as the jacket he wore during the battle of Trafalgar. You can see the holes in his coat where the fatal bullet entered at his shoulder. (He was shot by the equivalent of an 19th century French sniper, high up on the ropes of the ship Redoubtable – which had rammed alongside the Victory and was scraping up the starboard side.)  The bullet entered and ran down along his spine and scrambled some of his internal organs. Separately, the actual bullet is prominently displayed inside Windsor castle as a relic. Nelson means to England what Washington, Grant or Eisenhower mean to the US in military lore.

When I got home from the trip last fall, I immediately read Roy Adkins’ book Trafalgar – which helped fill a big gap in my historic knowledge.

The visit is well worth it – and all during the day I sorely missed Jim’s and Arge’s company – they would have oohed and ahhed for hours until their mouths were sore from gaping and taking it all in.

Warning: Lots and lots of shots of the ship, inside and out. These turned out better than I had hoped. Many of the shots were taken with exposures running from 2 seconds to 10 seconds. It is VERY dark down in the lower decks and I didn’t have a tripod. I did the best I could and, for the most part, did quite well if I do say so myself.

This visit was a highlight (for me) of the trip. The others in my group suffered (mostly) silently.

HMS Victory [below]: Launched in 1765 and the first ship of the line in 1805 when her presence secured a British victory against the French and Spanish at Trafalgar. After this date, the UK ruled the seas uncontested.

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Josie preparing to board. Even she had to duck in some areas of the ship.

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One of the decks laden with canons. The kids kept commenting about how it seemed exactly like Hollywood’s version of a Pirate Ship – and it really did.

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Manning the fo’c’sle.

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The site where Nelson fell on the rear deck; hand-to-hand combat took place all around him. Nelson famously signalled to his fleet: “England expects that every man will do his duty.” There were 33 ships in the British fleet and 41 ships in the combined French and Spanish fleets. In all, only 458 British sailors died. France and Spain lost 21 ships and almost 14,000 casualties (killed, drowned or captured).

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Each canon station had its own kits of cannon balls as well as other types of chain-shot and bar-shot to take out sails and masts.

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Bunks right out in the open. The complement at Trafalgar was 820 and there wasn’t a private spot on the ship.

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Down in the hold.

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Enjoying coffee, tea and hot chocolate afterwards. Great tour – we got full access to all parts of the ship.

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View of the Mary Rose [below]- a carrack-type warship in the time of Henry VIII.  The Mary Rose sank in 1545 during the battle of the Solent against the French. At the time, she was the largest and most well-appointed attack ship on earth.

The remnants of the ship (the port side, which had buried itself in silt and thus preserved the wood and other artifacts) was salvaged in 1982. They have created a museum around the ship’s remains and display all of the items that were recovered.

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Another archery display, letting the kids try to pull the string of the typical 16th century long bow.

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Modern museums are very interactive – with ipad like screens and videos to keep the younger generation happy. This table was a game that allowed kids to find recovered treasures from the Mary Rose at the bottom of the sea.

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Portsmouth is the UK’s second largest naval base. Here, the HMS Diamond (a Royal Navy Air Defense Destroyer) was docking from being away. The sailors were assembling on the top deck and stepping back on to the quay. The families & etc were anxiously awaiting the arrival.

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This is the Monitor 33 from 1915. The ship was not yet open to the public – it is going through a restoration before opening up the display. The Monitor 33 was built to bombard coastal positions from the sea and is just 1 of 2 surviving British warships from WWI.

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Canon display near an old dock warehouse that has been converted to an antique shop. What was interesting were the floors – wood that had been repurposed from captured french vessels from the Seven Years’ War (1754-1763).

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The HMS Warrior (1860). This was the world’s first iron-hulled, armored war ship. It never fired a shot in anger. It was built to counter French developments in naval shipbuilding and, at the time, was the largest, fastest and most powerful warship in the world.

Within 10 years time, the ship was all but obsolete. The difference in technology and comforts between this ship and the HMS Victory were notable – only 60 years later. The period of 1860-1920 saw computer/iphone-like dramatic changes in technology and rapid obsolescence that kept the major superpowers constantly scrambling to develop and launch bigger and better ships.

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Josie trying to watch an old Mutoscope hoochie-coochie film. You put your 20p in, turn the crank, and watch a scandalous hula dance “movie” (a flip book series of still images) from 1894.

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Breech loading the stern chaser gun on the deck of the HMS Warrior. Real shells weighed 110# and fired a rifled shot 2.5 miles.

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Visiting the boat restoration workshop.  They have a team of skilled volunteer workers who maintain the collection of historic boats. Some of the vessels restored and maintained by the Historic Boat Volunteers include the Green Parrot, formerly the barge of the Commander-in-Chief Naval Home Command; Osborne, a 31 ft steam launch built in 1891 for the Royal Yacht, and more recently Cyclops – a 42 ft rowing boat built in 1916 as launch to the World War 1 battleship Royal Sovereign.

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Brenda again:  I was surprised by a few things today that probably shouldn’t have surprised me.  The first was the realization of just how awful it was to be a sailor.

In the Mary Rose, around 500 men drowned.  When they recovered the boat, they also recovered a whole lot of skeletons (including a pet dog).  They had many of them on display in the museum.  From the skeletons, they were able to glean a lot of information about the sailors.

The average height seemed to be around 5’4″.  I think the tallest man I saw was 5’7″.  Most of them were in their early-to-mid-30s when they died and almost all of them had absolutely terrible teeth.  Just over and over again, the descriptions were of rotten, abscessed, and missing teeth, and jawbones that had been eaten away by infection.  The chronic pain they experienced must have been awful.

They also had deformed bones.  Vitamin D deficiency was common, as was vitamin C deficiency in early childhood which resulted in rickets and scurvy; bowed legs, porous and easily broken bones, and other deformities.  They could also tell what a man’s profession likely was — the archers, for example, had deformed shoulders and crooked spines from the heavy pull of long-bows from early childhood on.  The cook had a badly stooped back from chronic bending over and would not have been capable of standing up straight.

The descriptions of how they lived on the boats was horrible, as well.  Those boats weren’t that big and would have had around 700+ men living on them.  They were so crowded it was pretty much standing-room only.  The Mary Rose didn’t even have bathrooms (or “heads”) — sailors went potty by hanging over the side of the boat, which was dangerous (not to mention often cold and wet.)

Most of the sailors didn’t get a bed or hammock, either.  They had to sleep directly on the wooden deck.  They only had one set of clothes, which would be worn for months at a time without a wash.  If the weather was bad, they could expect to be wet for days at a time without drying out.

Could things get worse?  Yes.  Also found in the wreckage were hundreds of combs.  They were for scraping lice and fleas out of hair.  Each sailor had a comb and a knife.  For many, these were the only personal property items aside from clothes.  Other chronic conditions included sexually transmitted diseases, gastroenteritis, arthritis, and diarrhea.

I went through the shipyard today with a mounting sense of horror.  What a torturous, miserable existence.  From birth all the way to death, they were marked by malnutrition, deformities, chronic pain, environmental discomfort, starvation, infestation of pests, lack of sleep and any sort of hygiene … and that was not counting the brutal and violent treatment they could expect from other humans hell-bent on making things even worse.

My own complaints for the evening pale in comparison.  We’re staying at a Holiday Inn because suddenly all the B&B houses are booked up for July.  This place doesn’t have a little fridge or any kind of kitchen, so we’re stuck with the paltry amount of food brought up by room service for dinner.

I’m trying to keep to a healthy diet, so even though I was extra hungry I ordered a salad.  (I gave half my lunch to Holden and Josie.)  The salad was £12.95 (US$22!!!!), so I assumed it would be a big, substantial entree salad.  It was not.  I ate my tiny pile of lettuce and drank my wine.

Without adequate food in my stomach, the wine gave me a headache.  I kept complaining to Adam that I was still hungry and he offered to go downstairs with me to get a dessert, but I was mad about the £12.95 and didn’t want to give them any more money.

That was a bad call, too.  It’s now well past midnight and I can’t sleep because I have a headache from the wine and a stomach ache from lack of dinner.  Everything is closed so I’m just stuck until tomorrow morning when we can drive 4 miles to Starbucks.  I keep thinking about how much better I have it than the sailors of 1530, but that isn’t really helping me much.  Knowing they were far more miserable then than I am now doesn’t make my empty tummy feel any better.  It is, however, making me feel guilty for being spoiled.  Most of my life I haven’t had to worry about going to bed hungry.  That’s something to be thankful for.

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Holne, 08-09 July 2014

July 8, Tuesday

Since we visited the zoo yesterday, we were entitled to 50% off admission to the National Marine Aquarium in Plymouth.  The kids really wanted to go, so we headed back to Plymouth after breakfast.

Adam, up early as usual, took his coffee and reading material outside to enjoy the clear blue skies.

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The kitchen windows of our ancient cottage.

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The garden gate.

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Back in Plymouth, here is the aquarium — modern-looking building with all the green glass.

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We got the stereotypical aquarium pictures:  kids with manta ray ….

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… octopus …

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… silhouettes against giant tank …

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…. Holden’s favorite, a sea turtle ….

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…. and we’re done.  When we came outside, the bridge was up for boats to pass, so we had to stand in the rain for 15 minutes waiting for our turn to cross.

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Next up was Morwellham Quay Historic Port and Copper Mine.  It’s a preserved old copper and arsenic mining town.  My big take-away from this mine tour, after having toured a few coal mines in the past, is that mining for heavy metals was a better gig than mining for coal.

Adam:  It is now an open air Museum, with restored 19th century docks, quays, a ship, homes and shops and a copper mine.  At its peak in the 1850’s, Morewellham and the surrounding area contained the largest and richest copper deposits in the British Empire. The town boomed to support the mining.

Once even larger deposits were found in Montana, Australia and (especially) Chile, the town busted. They converted over to Arsenic mining by 1880 (to make Arsenic Trioxide; used in pesticides and some chemical processing) , but once artificial chemical replacements were invented around WWI, the entire place shut down.

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One of the town houses.

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A boat that would have been used to transport goods.

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Josie in front of a waterwheel used for Manganese and Arsenic processing. She’s turned away because she’s in tears and trying to recover from some injustice her sibling imposed upon her.

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The sweets shop.

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Replica of the general store.

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At the school, they had all the school-yard games set up.  The kids had a chance to play jumprope, hopscotch, skittles, and push a metal hoop.

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Playing Skittles with 1860’s gear.

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Josie still doesn’t have the hang of the metal hoop.  We saw these earlier on the vacation and they are still hard to manage.

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Then the best thing ever as far as Josie was concerned:  BABY PIGS!

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This old Clydesdale was a sweetheart.  One of the employees told us this horse was 23 years old.

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Isabella went and found some fresh grass for him.

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Getting ready to head into the George and Charlotte Copper mine. The mine was opened in the 1760s to chase after a particularly large deposit of copper. The vein ran almost vertically, sometimes only 1′ wide and sometimes 10′. They had to build a series of horizontal shafts, each 10-15′ deeper than the previous one. Men accessed the lower levels via tunnels with interconnecting wooden ladders. We got to take a train ride into the tunnel of one shaft and got a good tour of mining life during the 19th century.

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Inside the copper mine.  We’ve been in several coal mines in the past, but never a metal mine.  It looked like mining for metal was a much more pleasant experience than mining for coal.  For one thing, it was a lot less dusty.  Also, the bedrock was so hard it was far less likely to collapse on the miners.  On the downside, it look a lot of blood, sweat and tears to gain even an inch.

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Our tour guide.

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Back in one of the houses:  example of typical family laundry facilities in the 1850s.

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A typical potty.  The candle shelf is a nice, homey touch.  These folks were fancy.

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At the Sweets Shoppe, Josie spent £1.40 of her hard-earned money on “pink pigs.”  She’s been making beds every day to earn spending cash, after paying for half of Holden’s new headphones wiped her out.  She’s really careful now about what she chooses to buy.  She’s discovered that you have to make a lot of beds to gain a paltry sum of cash.

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Employee in old-timey outfit feeding stale cornbread to the ducks.

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On the way back to our cottage, we passed this active prison in Princetown.  We went through their prison museum, but they didn’t allow photography and it was actually kind of lame.  Most of the buildings in this photo are of the active prison, where (of course) visitors are not allowed.

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In the countryside on the way home, we passed by these rocks just out in the middle of the moors.  Of course we had to stop and climb them.

Adam:  We finished our drive back toward home by playing out in the Devon Moors. We had a nice afternoon to play, but it was quite windy. These areas have notoriously, chronically bad weather. Dartmoor inspired Arthur Conan Doyle to write “The Hounds of Baskerville” and it was on these moors that the 1994 Quidditch World Cup was played in Rowling’s Harry Potter books.

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Me telling Holden to “get down!!”  The last thing we need is another injury.

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No amount of Mama admonishments are going to keep this boy down.

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Isabella in her element.  She runs and jumps her way through life.

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It suddenly got really windy.  Adam’s hat flew off and Josie chased after it.  In this photo, she’s wearing it on her head.

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Back at the house this evening, we scanned through every single TV channel three times and couldn’t find anything we wanted to watch.  The kids suggested watching one of the VCR tapes they found, because they have never seen a movie on a VCR before.  They chose Grease, so we all sat and watched it together.  It was “new to them” and at one point Josie said to me, “How do you know the words to all the songs?”  I told her “These songs are all incredibly famous” to which she replied, “How famous could they be?  I’ve never heard of them.”

July 9, Wednesday

This morning as we were getting into our car, I noticed this statue in the church’s front yard [photo below].  We’ve been here for three days, but not one of us saw it before.  I said, “There’s a Weeping Angel!”  (For my parents:  that is another Doctor Who reference.)

Isabella and Josie both got really excited.  Our conversation all the way to Exeter was about how creepy Weeping Angels are, and how freaked out we’d be if the angel has moved or is gone when we get back home this evening.  As we backed out of the driveway, Isabella was screaming, “Don’t look it in the eye!”

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Adam:  We visited the ancient city of Exeter. It has served as a well-positioned trading town since at least 250 BC. Exeter’s heyday was in the 1500-1800’s, when it was at that time one of the largest cities in the world – always behind London, but not by very much. There’s not much of interest there today except the preservation of many of the middle-aged buildings. Much of the town, and many of the citizens, looked a little rough.

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We went to a cafe called Tea on the Green, across the square from the cathedral, and had a late breakfast.  This building is only about 50 years younger than our cottage.

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Once again, our GPS had hard time finding directions to our next destination.  It was another case of finding ourselves in a field with the GPS telling us to turn onto a tiny pedestrian path straight into the woods.  So, like so many times in the past month, we parked in the bushes and started walking.

Our goal was Okehampton Castle, a ruin that has been abandoned (and allegedly haunted) since 1538 when the owner ran afoul of King Henry VIII.  We got a little lost in the woods, but eventually found what we were looking for.

Adam:  Okehampton Castle was built in the 1070s by the family of Baldwin FitzGilbert as a reward for helping William I quell various Saxon uprisings in the area. It passed on to the de Courtenay family by marriage about 100 years later and remained in their hands until Henry VIII had Henry Courtenay (1st Marquess of Exeter) executed in the tower of London on trumped-up Catholic sympathizer charges (put to him by his rival, Thomas Cromwell – who was also later put to death for convincing Henry VIII to marry Anne of Cleves. Anne was supposed to be hot, but she wasn’t and that really pissed off the king.)

At any rate, the castle was in occasional use from the 1100s to about 1550 – mostly as a hunting lodge and occasional get-away.

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The outer and inner wall faces look pretty well constructed, but the insides are all jumbled up.  It looks like they built two nice stone walls about 24 inches apart, then filled the middle with haphazard chunks and leftover mortar to help it stick together.

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You’d think that something this big built almost entirely of stone would last forever, but the massive number of castles in ruins here suggests otherwise.  Without regular maintenance, even a castle won’t last more than a two or three hundred years.  The timber roofs rot away first, then the plants and animals move in.

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Our big activity today was a visit to the Dragon Archery Centre.  It was fantastic and one of the highlights of our trip, especially for the kids.  They have all sorts of creatures to shoot once you’ve gone through the tutorial with regular bulls-eye targets.  They have themed ranges where you get to shoot at orcs, wolves, dinosaurs, armored Knights and, at the very end, a red dragon.  A staff member instructs every one individually so you learn proper technique.

First, the equipment.  Got to suit up!  Here is Holden being fitted with an arm guard.

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Waiting for the instruction to begin.

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Each person gets their own instructor.

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We were Team 1 (“The Mayses”) and pictured below is Team 2 (“Spider Killers.”)

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Isabella having “an epic time.”

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The owner demonstrating a real long bow with 130-pound line (that is, it requires 130# of strength to pull the string back to your ear to shoot – the one Adam used that afternoon was 20# and mine was 16#).  His arrows could shoot accurately at 250 yards and hit the target at 115mph.  Here he is shooting at hay bales in the next field over.

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One of the ranges.  Various enemy knight heads (black things on the wall), red targets, armored bad guys with weapons, flags, etc.  You get points depending on how difficult a target was to hit.  Each team tried to out-do the other.  We lost every round except for the last one.  The Spider Killers had a couple of teenage boys on their team who were quite good shots.

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However, the big winner of the day was JOSIE!

It’s impossible to see in this photo because the target is so small, but there is a tiny gold circle on the body of this dragon.  The circle is about the diameter of a tennis ball.  The person to get closest to the gold circle wins, and if anyone manages to hit the circle directly, they get their name engraved on a brass plate in the front office and earn the title Dragonslayer.  Each person gets two shots.

No one in either team hit the gold circle, but Josie got both of her arrows the closest.  They were each only about 3 inches from the circle.

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Proper technique and form ….

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Holden did pretty well, too … but nobody got nearly as close as Josie did.

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In this photo, you can barely see the gold circle …. it’s the little dot in the dragon’s armpit.

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One last heavily cropped photo … the yellow circle is in the dragon’s front armpit.  If you know where to look, you can even see both of Josie’s blue-feathered arrows near it.

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